#I hc he also loves Pineapples

[spxcemuses]

" Yea, no. Not wearing crocs, ever. What do you think I am, five? "

" ...well... maybe on the beach... no! Sandals are better on the beach, not crocs! God that sounds insane. "

[ashlinxsloves]

-AARON HOTCHNER HEADCANONS-

The promised hcs for our favourite hot dilf Aaron Hotchner 🤭 I hope you guys like them, it's gonna be a little lengthy and I've divided them between Basic, SFW Dating and NSFW.. Minors please don't interact with the nsfw content.

–Basic–

Hotch would be the type of guy who listens to classical music around the team, but once he's alone in his personal car, he has a whole collection of CDs in his glove box of his favourite bands and albums (The Beatles, etc.)

He'd also listen to audiobooks during long drives home. The genre can vary between the classics or just a light novel.

A huge overpacker. He packs the essentials during cases, but if the trip is personal, he packs almost everything – sunscreen, mosquito repellent, a map, extra batteries, a flashlight, etc. You'll never know if it might come in handy

Dad instincts are strong af, will know something is wrong before it happens

Wakes up at the crack of dawn. Became a habit after working so long in the BAU

Hotch is overall a light sleeper. Mostly because of emergencies or sudden calls from the BAU

The king of overworking. Before Haley died, he used to work so much that he got nosebleeds. He does it less now and spends more time with Jack than with paperwork.

Likes his coffee black with two teaspoons of sugar. He doesn't like it too sweet but isn't bitter either.

He most probably had a secret rockstar phase in his teens. Crazy shoulder-length hair, studded belts, band tees and EYELINER. Stopped after he became a junior in high school though.

Used to blame himself for failing to save the victims during his early years in the field. He tries to remember every person he failed to save in the past and compensate by saving more while being calm and tactful.

Spends a lot of time with Jack during the weekends. He's trying to make up for lost time after being so busy with his job than being a father. They would go on road trips, and theme parks and would do a whole lot just to see his son smile.

Hotch would unironically start drinking apple or pineapple juice after Jack just asked him to. Just for no reason at all.

He gets horrible migraines because of staying up late and not getting enough rest.

-SFW Dating-

When the two of you just started dating, he wasn't 100% sure of it because 1. your age gap (reader would be in her mid-20s) and 2. The fraternization rule in the Bureau.

The both of you kept the whole thing a secret for about four months until the team figured it out on a random Tuesday.

"I- I mean it was pretty obvious from how Hotch was hovering over you all the time and the ways his stoic face softens when he addresses you. Not to forget the way his pupils dilate-" "That's enough Reid."

When you were gonna meet Jack for the first time, you were quite nervous about it, but Aaron reassured you that he'd love you (and the little dude did).

Hotch would try to take you on dates, but it was kind of hard with your hectic schedules.

So it would usually be movie nights at his place along with some takeout dinner after putting Jack to bed.

It took Hotch a while to open up to you, but you were there to support him and he was worth the wait.

Picks you up for work and drives you home even if you told him that it was okay and you had your own car, he insisted on driving you home and seeing you get there safely.

Brings you coffee and something sweet from the cafe. It's his way of telling you he cares about you without the team teasing you after he goes into his office.

He would start to think irrationally after finding out you got hurt during a case. He wouldn't be able to think straight on the way to the hospital and blurted a mumbled 'I love you' while putting pressure onto your wound.

When you sleep over at his place, he loves seeing you wear his old college T-shirts.

Hotch thinks about Haley a lot and feels guilty for it, but you understand that she was his first love and he peppers you with soft kisses to apologize.

"I'm sorry, Sweetheart... I know I shouldn't be thinking about what could have been and focus on what is.. I'll do better, I promise.."

Calls you to his office sternly as if you were in trouble but in reality, he just wants you for himself in the office for a little while.

His heart clenched yet light when Jack asked him if you were going to be his new mommy.

Pet names would be rare when it comes to him. What really matters is when he calls you by your name. But the occasional 'Sweetheart' and 'Darling' might slip out.

He shows you his unserious side. It was a whole 180 for you and it made you fall for him even more. He's an adorable dork.

Even if the two of you are dating, there's a fine line between being together behind closed doors and pure professionalism. Hotch is still your superior and there wouldn't be any special treatment even if you were his significant other.

But when he realizes he gets too rough with you he will apologize in private after the case.

His love language is quality time, so he tries to be around you and Jack as much as he can.

Cheesy pickup lines to try and make you laugh during a hard day. Only in private though.

Knows what to do when you're on your period. He'll bring a heating pad, warm fuzzy blankets, your favourite snacks and painkillers.

NSFW UNDER THE CUT MINORS DNI!!!

-NSFW Dating-

• The sex is incredible. Hotch knows all the right places to hit and how to give you a godly amount of orgasms.

• He starts out slow, letting you get used to the stretch and how much he's filling you up. You can practically feel his cock in your throat from how full you feel.

• Gentle feather-like kisses on your forehead, telling you how good you feel around him while starting to move his hips at a quicker pace.

• From slow, gentle thrusts, it changes into something more primal and rough. As if he were lashing out all his frustrations from work into your tight, little pussy, trying to fuck you into next week.

• And he does it well. He fucks you senseless until you're coming on his cock multiple times before he finishes and spills his cum into the condom he's wearing.

• He just loves fucking you in the missionary position, because he sees how your face contorts in pleasure.

• The first time the two of you slept together was at your place after a really stressful case and the two of you had a drink too many.

• Obviously, Hotch was still a bit sober but you were out of it. He wouldn't do anything without your consent, but you had dragged him into your bedroom and things got heated.

• Bruised your cervix one too many times. The two of you rarely have any sex but if you do, you go all out. He apologises with an amazing bath and breakfast in bed.

• Amazing aftercare. He'll take care of you after the both of you are done, even if he's tired. He'd always clean you up, get you a glass of water and press soft kisses on your shoulders. Cuddling and whispered confessions under messy sheets.

• Not a big fan of having sex in public spaces. He needs privacy when he's trying to fuck and pleasure you.

• But he does know about the dirty fantasies you have about getting fucked on his desk. He's seen the books read and articles you look up. Not like you could've hidden it from him anyway.

• He fulfills those fantasies to the best of his capabilities when no one's left in the office and it's just the two of you. He looks through the last of his files, calls you to his office and closes the door.

• His tie was loose, sleeves rolled up, revealing his forearms. His hair was slightly dishevelled as if he ran his fingers through them multiple times.

• Hotch makes you suck his cock until you're gagging, being a little rougher on you. Then he got you splayed on his desk, pushing your pencil skirt up and ripping your stockings by the crotch area.

• When he noticed how wet you got, he smirked, moving the gussets of your panties to the side. He then flicked your sensitive clit, making you whimper as slick gushed out your weeping hole.

• “You like this, don't you, sweetheart? Lying on my desk, messing up my paperwork with your slutty pussy?”

• He's not the type to degrade you, but if you really wanted to he would. But he wouldn't go too far with the insults.

• He's a switch. Since he's usually dominant in most of his everyday life, Hotch lets you take over once in a while.

• Loves going down on you. He likes loosening your tight hole with his mouth and savours the taste of your essence on his tongue.

• Hotch goes weak when you go down on him even if he doesn't ask you to. Praises and soft grunts.

• Isn't the type to be loud. Mostly pants and let's out soft groans when your pussy convulses around his shaft.

• Loves hearing you whine his name and complain how deep he is.

• Once he saw you looking at a site involving different positions, but the one that piqued his interest the most was the mating press.

• Was curious and wanted to try it with you. Hotch was too riled up to put on a condom that night and filled you up to the brim, having you pressed into the mattress, your calves over his shoulders as he buried himself deeper, hitting so many new places that it made you see white.

That's all for now, I hope you liked it 🤭🤭🤭

[hayleythesugarbowl]

trevor evarts x smosh cast member! reader PLEASEEE

Am I The Crush? || Trevor Evarts x reader

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • smosh masterlist ⋆˚｡⋆୨୧⋆

summary: when trevor joined smosh, you quickly became friends, helping him settle in—and secretly crushing on him. then some interesting things are revealed in a reddit stories video.

word count: 2.2k

warnings: mild swearing

a/n: happy to give you the trevor content you deserve 🫡 this takes place shortly after trevor joined smosh. reader is relatively close to trevor’s age. fem!reader. enjoy darling!!

<— another trevor fic • trevor hcs —>

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     “So, what’s up with you and Trevor?” 

     Your eyes snapped up in shock, looking at Angela’s expectant face across from you.

     “What’s up? Nothing!” you said quickly.

     You sat across from her and Arasha at a table, quickly eating your lunch before your next shoot. She raised her eyebrow at you and you just took a bite of your sandwich, avoiding her gaze.

     “It’s just you guys are, like, always together,” she prompted, looking to Arasha for help. 

     “You do spend a lot of time with each other,” Arasha chimed in. 

     “We’re friends,” you told them both. “That’s all.”

     The truth was, you kind of wished that wasn’t all.

     Trevor had just joined the Smosh cast no more than a month ago. You, having been a cast member for years now, had taken it upon yourself to help him get acclimated and feel comfortable there, befriending him immediately. 

     Which you did out of the kindness of your heart and definitely not because Trevor was insanely cute and also happened to be the closest cast member to your age.

     You quickly became close friends, confiding in each other, hanging out at work, talking for hours on end. You really enjoyed his presence and you couldn’t imagine Smosh without him now.

      And the more you had spent time with him, the more you realized that you had feelings for him. Some days you thought maybe. Maybe he might feel the same way.  And then then other days you thought you were delusional and you should stop crushing on your friend and coworker. 

     You were brought out of these thoughts by Angela’s voice.

     “Yeah okay, and Shayne and Courtney are ‘just friends’,” she said sarcastically.

     “That’s nothing like this,” you assured her. “There’s nothing going on between me and Trevor.”

     “What about Trevor?” 

     You spun around to find Trevor himself walking up behind you. 

     “Nothing! We weren’t talking about you!” Angela blurted out.

     “What she means,” Arasha shot Angela a look, covering for her obviousness. “Is that we were just talking about how you and (Y/n) have that Reddit stories video to film later today.”

     “She’s so good at it,” Angela whispered to herself, shaking her head at Arasha’s easy lie. 

     You ignored her and turned back to Trevor. 

     “Oh yeah,” Trevor shot a quick glance at you. “It should be an interesting one.”

     “Do you know what the theme is?” You asked him. “They didn’t tell me.”

     Trevor ran a hand along the back of his neck. “I’m not sure. Something about romance?”

     “Safe bet,” you nodded. “How was Two Truths One Lie?”

     “Wet,” he announced, gesturing to his shirt. “Shayne sucks.”

     You giggled.

     “So,” Trevor started. “Are we still on for coffee after work?”

     Across from you, Arasha raised an eyebrow and Angela grabbed Arasha’s arm. You shot them a look before your gaze returned to Trevor.

     “Why, are you trying to cancel?” You asked.

     He put a hand in his heart. “I wouldn’t dream of it. Boy Scout’s honor.”

     “You were a Boy Scout?” Angela asked in disbelief.

     “No, it just sounds cool,” he shrugged. “Well, I’ll catch you guys later. (Y/n), you still owe me an ice cream.”

     “And you owe me a pineapple.”

     “I thought that was just cause you loved me,” Trevor pouted.  

     “It was. And now I want my pineapple back,” you teased.

     “I love you,” Trevor tried, batting his eyelashes at you.

     “Let’s call it a wash,” you agreed, mostly because you were too flustered by him saying he loved you to come up with anything else.

     Angela coughed into her hand.

     “Right, I’ll see you.” Trevor made a small waving motion, before continuing on the other way.

     There was silence between you, Angela, and Arasha for a moment.

     “A pineapple?” Arasha asked finally.

     “It’s a long story,” you told her.

     They both looked at you.

     “Okay, so maybe I like Trevor a little bit,” you whispered. 

     “Good, because he definitely likes you,” Arasha said. 

     “What?” You felt your face warm. “How can you tell?”

     “How can you not tell!” Angela interjected. “Were you not just here for that? Who owes someone a pineapple?”

     “She’s right.” Arasha nodded. “He obviously cares about you a lot. He’s making plans outside of work. There’s always the inside jokes. He feels comfortable around you but was clearly nervous about something.”

     “You got all of that out of one interaction?” You looked at her in disbelief.

     She shrugged, taking a sip of her drink.

     You pondered what your friend had said. You couldn’t deny that you hoped what she deduced was true. Did Trevor feel the same way about you as you did about him?

     No. You shook off the delusion. This was Trevor, your friend, who definitely didn’t have feelings for you. 

      “Well, it doesn’t matter, because I’m not going to do anything about it,” you decided. “I don’t want to ruin our friendship if he doesn’t like me back—which I still strongly suspect, by the way.”

     “Hey, do whatever you want,” Arasha put her hands up. “Again, it’s your decision.”          

     “I’ll tell him,” Angela said suddenly, shrugging.

     “You most certainly will not,” you warned her, slapping her hand. 

     “Don’t worry, I’ll be subtle!” She teased, waggling her eyebrows. 

     “Angela, I love you, but you’re about as subtle as a sledgehammer,” Arasha patted her shoulder. 

     “Hey!” Angela shouted, looking around in outrage. “I can be subtle!”

     Your mind wandered as they argued, thinking about Trevor.

     You still didn’t believe them that Trevor had a crush on you, but the more you thought about, it the more you pictured what it would be like to be dating Trevor. Sharing jackets, holding hands at work, forehead kisses after a long day, going on coffee shop dates that were actual dates.     

      “(Y/n),” hearing your name, you looked up, your fantasy ending abruptly. “Tell Arasha I’m subtle.”

     You smiled at you friend. “Like a bull in a china shop.”

     ₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚

    “You ready for this?” 

     You approached Trevor, smiling at him as you walked towards the set a few hours later. 

     “You say that like we’re going to war,” he said. “I’ve been in these videos before.”

     “Sure, but not since you’ve officially been Smosh cast. You don't know about the rituals—it’s pretty hardcore,” you teased. 

     “Hold my hand?” Trevor joked back, and your heart fluttered, if only for a second.

     “The horrors you’ll face are that which even I can’t protect you from,” you said in a dramatic voice.

     “Well in that case, I’ll hold Shayne’s hand.”

     “Sorry man, I’m taken,” Shayne said, overhearing as you walked towards the couch across from him.

     “You’re much cuter than him anyway,” Trevor stage-whispered as he sat down next to you.

     Your stomach flipped. It was times like these when you could almost imagine that he returned your feelings. You shook the thought from your mind, trying not to read too much into it.

     You took a deep breath, preparing yourself for the shoot and pushing thoughts of Trevor out of your mind. 

     You heard the director call rolling and then action. Shayne began the intro.

     “What’s up guys, we’re back with yet another Reddit stories video,” he said. “I’m here with (Y/n)—”

     You waved at the camera. 

     “—and Trevor, who just kind of walked in here, so apparently he’s in this video.”

     “Hey!” Trevor objected. A couple people off camera laughed at Shayne’s joke.

     “Today we’re going to be looking at some stories about crushes.”

     Great, you thought. Just what you needed right now. 

     “So, I think we should just jump into these. We have some interesting ones here, so let’s get into it,” Shayne said, looking at you and Trevor.

    “I’m ready,” you said.

    “Let’s freaking go,” Trevor agreed. 

     “Alright, so this first one says: Am I the asshole for leaving my fiancé after I met an attractive celebrity at a party?”

     “Starting off strong,” you said.

     …

     And that’s how the rest of the episode went. Shayne reading stories about people who sabotaged others because of their crushes or changed themselves completely or simply liked people they shouldn’t.

     You almost forgot about your crush on Trevor as you listened to the stories and provided your commentary.

     Almost.

     Hearing his responses to everything just made you remember why you had feelings for him in the first place. You were reminded of how kind and funny and thoughtful and wise he was. And it took all of you to not reach over to the other side of the couch and touch him.

     Not that this was exactly new.

     “Alright,” Shayne said, after a particularly insane story. “That was pretty wild.”

     “I know,” Trevor agreed. “Hiring sharks is crazy.”

     “I mean, I see where he’s coming from,” you joked and they both looked at you before you all started laughing.

     “Moving on,” Shayne said. “To our last story.”

     Trevor shifted in his seat next to you. You looked at Shayne expectantly, but Shayne was watching Trevor. He looked away quickly, beginning to read. 

     “So this one says: Am I the asshole for not asking a girl out, even though I really like her?” 

     “Story of my life, am I right?” Trevor held his hand up for a high five, and you returned it weakly. What other girls was he referring to?

      “I can’t relate,” you joked, “I ask people out.”

     Well, you know, except for Trevor.

     Trevor looked uncomfortable just then and you furrowed your brow. But then the moment passed and it was as if you imagined it.

     “So,” Shayne began again. “This person continues: So for some context, I just started working at a new company. I really enjoy my job there, especially because there’s this girl that I’ve been crushing on ever since I started my job. She had already been working at the company for years, and after I started working there we became friends. She was really nice to me and helped me feel comfortable there. And I quickly started to really like her.”

      “Pretty standard so far,” Shayne interrupted himself. “One of the tamer ones.”

     But you were barely listening to him. Something about this story seemed oddly familiar, but you didn’t dare hope.

     “However,” Shayne went on. “I haven’t asked this girl out. We’ve been friends for a month now, and I really want to, but I keep chickening out. I don’t want to ruin our friendship or work relationship if she doesn’t like me back. She’s way out of my league, and I’m scared she’ll say no. And I feel like the asshole because she deserves to know how I feel and that I think she’s the prettiest, funniest, sweetest, most talented person I know—even if she does still owe me a mint chocolate chip on a waffle cone.”

     Your eyes snapped up. Your heart had started beating faster and faster as this story had started to sound more and more like one you knew well. 

     But now your gaze immediately shot to Trevor who was watching you with an expression like nerves and hope.

     “So,” he swallowed. “What do you think? Am I the asshole?”

     You couldn’t believe this. Trevor had feelings for you. And if this really was his story, you had basically been living the same experience for the past month. 

     You shook your head, your voice coming out breathy. You felt out of breath, even though you hadn’t even left the couch. “No. No you’re not the asshole.”

     Trevor breathed out. “Phew. I was afraid between this and the pineapple thing, you’d think I was some kind of mega-asshole.”

     “Only if you don’t ask me out right now,” you said, taking in a breath and smiling up at him.

     “(Y/n) (Y/l/n), will you go out with me this Saturday, and buy me ice cream?” Trevor asked. 

     “Gold digger,” you rolled your eyes at him, but you couldn’t have been happier. 

     “Fine,” he said, eyes sparkling. “Will you go out with me if I buy you ice cream.”

     “That’s more like it,” you teased. “And yes, yes I will.”

     “She said yes!” Trevor mock-whispered to Shayne.

     “Nice dude, she likes you back,” he said, continuing the bit. You’d almost forgot that Shayne—or anyone else—was there. In your mind, it was just you and Trevor.

     “A lot,” you said, grabbing Trevor’s hand. “She likes you a lot.”

     Trevor beamed at you. 

     “Yeah she does!” Angela called from where she and Arasha were sitting off-set. You hadn’t even known they were watching. “Who’s subtle now?”

     “Should I say ‘I told you so’ now, or do you want it in written form?” Arasha said.

     “Shut up,” you yelled at them, but it was without any conviction. You were too happy to be bothered by their antics.

     “So, it appears we have an update,” Shayne ad-libbed. “Looks like OP is actually not as big of a chicken as we originally thought. And it looks like this girl he talked about must’ve settled.”

     As everyone laughed, you looked at Trevor, grinning. You couldn’t wait for your date—and not just because of the free ice cream. 

     “Well, this has been Crush Reddit Stories. And also Trevor finally getting his first girlfriend.” Shayne joked. 

     You giggled, leaning closer to Trevor on the couch. He wrapped his arm around your shoulder. 

     “And we finally have confirmation that Trevor is, in fact, a Redditor,” Shayne said.

     “Only for you,” Trevor said to you as Shayne continued the outro. “Only for you.”

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope you enjoyed my lovelies 💌 trevor is so bbg and more people need to be talking about it !!

[redrosydiaz]

hc that buck loves pineapple on pizza, but eddie hates it. thinks it is. an abomination. an atrocity. an utter crime against pizza.

HOWEVER. every single pizza night at the diaz house they always order hawaiian pizza and eddie always eats it.

because, it's buck's favorite and if eddie ever even hinted at the fact that he doesn't like it then buck would simply never order it again and eddie doesn't want that. he wants buck to have his favorite, always. so he Silently Suffers through it every time.

but christopher ALSO strongly dislikes pineapple on pizza, and buck does know this about him. he finds out the first time they order hawaiian pizza, because chris takes one look at it and makes the most disgusted face ever, to which eddie shoots him The Eyes and chris goes oh um. yum. but it's too late bc buck Saw the look on his face, and he's like oh sorry chris i didn't know. and chris is like it's okay buck ill just pick the pineapple off. and buck is like we can get something else next time. and gets those sad droopy eyes. and eddie, because he is. down so horrendously bad for this man, holds out his plate and goes I'LL TAKE YOUR PINEAPPLE CHRIS. because he doesn't want buck to think he's alone in liking pineapple pizza. because he doesn't want buck to stop ordering his favorite pizza. and so, chris piles his pineapple onto eddies plate (and jesus how much pineapple can one slice of pizza hold?) and now, not only does eddie have to Silently Suffer through normal pineapple pizza, but he now has to Silently Suffer through EXTRA pineapple pizza. and the smile on bucks face after that is. so big and so dazzling that eddie just. he can absolutely never ever come clean about this ever. and so he comes to term with the fact that he will have to pretend to love pineapple pizza for the rest of his life.

but it's worth it, for buck. anything is worth it for buck. <3

[baby-tini]

Please I'm begging for a dazai nut hc I'M DESPERATE—

Good thing I'm here too serve~

It doesn't really taste that good if I'm being honest. I know a lot people write it as his cum being saltyish or even sweet, which is fine, but let's be honest, this man has never taken a sip of water in his life, nor does he eat his fruits and vegetables. His diet consists of sake, beer and canned crab. His cum is like battery acid stg, but, if you do have a problem with it, he'll eat pineapple, or anything that can make his cum taste a bit sweeter, but he actually likes pineapple, it's not too sweet and it's not too over-whelming for his taste buds. He'll start too drink water too, but you'll have too remind him consistently, not because he forgets, no no no no no, this man has amazing memory, he just doesn't care too drink it a lot. Although he does cum a lot, it's not really thick or anything, but there's so much of it, so much that it starts too leak out of your mouth and down your chin. Either that, or he'll fill your pussy up to the brim; or ass if you're into that and you'll let him. It makes his cock hard in seconds too see his cum leak from your used cunt, he loves too use his thumb too rub your clit so that your little hole contracts, pushing the cum out of you as you try too wriggle away, only for him too quickly pull you back and tell you too, "quit moving bella', I'm not even close too being done with you yet." Also, just a little add in, I think Dazai has huge preference as too where he cums; that being in you. Because he's lazy the thought of having too change the sheets because they're soaked through leaves him throwing quite the tantrum, groaning and whining, but if you really don't want too sleep on cum soaked sheets, he'll lay a towel down or a blanket that you don't care about very much, he'll deal with the aftermath in the morning.

[daenysx]

any drabbles or hcs about modern dad aemond? <3

thank you for requesting!! i know i'm a bit too optimistic on this but i wanna see aemond in a nice family as a happy dad in this universe!! i hope you enjoy <33333

modern!aemond as a dad headcanons

let's begin with aemond finding out about your pregnancy!!

he doesn't know what to say at first.

i mean maybe it's all been a nice fantasy of his possesiveness, seeing your belly swollen with his child, but once it becomes real, he's a both excited and terrified

excited because what do you mean he's gonna have a baby with the love of his life?? a baby with both of your features, maybe a girl with your eyes or a boy with his hair.

he keeps imagining what would your baby look like during your entire pregnancy

he's also terrified because he has no knowledge on how to raise a child

the best advice he could get from his parents is probably 'don't do anything we did'

alicent would tear up with the news of a baby by the way, it's kinda sweet

i'm not really mentioning viserys

(helaena targaryen putting dream catchers on the walls of baby's room)

(aegon suggesting baby names to annoy aemond)

okay, i'm getting distracted sorry

modern!aemond is the type of guy who tries to learn EVERYTHING about pregnancy

he keeps reading books on it and watching videos or documentaries

because the more he knows, the more he feels comfortable

he keeps talking to the baby with his hands on your belly

it's such a pretty sight

he tells the baby everything, he wants the baby to recognize his voice

you actually feel your baby calming down when aemond rubs your belly gently

he tears up the first time he feels a baby kick (he denies he cried)

he's always been a light sleeper but during the pregnancy he's even more cautious even in sleep (because what if something happens or what if you crave something?)

he sleeps with one hand on your belly

ohhh speaking of cravings

anything you want, you get

literally anything his baby wants

just name it

he's a bit insane about it actually (one time he forced aegon to get you a pineapple in the middle of the night)

now we can get to the part when the baby's born

he's holding your hand the entire time

he is actually freaking out himself (what if something happens to you?) but he knows he has to stay calm

forehead kisses to show you how good you're doing

i like imagining aemond as a girl dad

just imagine him holding a silver haired baby girl in his arms

i don't think i have to say he's crying when he held the baby for the first time

a targaryen name for the pretty girl (it was your idea), he tells you the options and asks for you to choose it

he tries to be as attentive as he can

but sometimes it's hard to deal with, he doesn't have many people to guide him about fatherhood, he's confused most of the time

you try to ease off his worries

at first he's worrying too much about the baby girl

but when everything has a routine, he relaxes a bit

VERY PROTECTIVE

he likes when the baby falls asleep to his voice (she has that in common with her mother)

he likes spotting the resemblances she has with him and you

learns how to give gentle kisses on the baby's chubby cheeks and her soft skin

he always wants you to sleep more, if someone has to be awake at night to look after the baby, it'll be him

reading books to the baby

he tries to be a good dad. he knows how important that is for a child. he just doesn't know how to be that all the time but he looks for new ways every time he feels like he fails

you assure him he's enough.

when your daughter is 3 years old, you find out about a new pregnancy

at first aemond was thinking it was impossible to love someone more than he loves his daughter

but with the news, his mind changes really quickly

another baby with you??

this time he thinks it'll be better for both of you, being more experienced in parenthood

the pregnancy is somehow familiar, aemond realizes he missed talking to his baby through your belly

he makes sure your daughter warms up to the idea of having a sibling

his relationships with his siblings are complicated, and mostly dramatic but his children can be different

you have a son this time

another silver haired baby, he also has aemond's eyes

aemond is the one who introduces his son to his daughter, his cheeks ache from smiling too much that day

he keeps taking care of you

now that he knows more about being a father, it's easier to arrange his routines for a baby and a toddler

mostly you take care of your son as aemond plays with your daughter

he teaches her how to braid hair and i stand by it.

attending the tea parties she has with her dolls

praising her for being so good with her brother

he is amazed by how clever she is

and then you say 'she's yours what were you expecting???'

now, i just wanna say aemond doesn't thinks himself as a perfect father (what is a perfect father?)

but he's most afraid of neglecting his children without meaning to

and putting pressure on them because of his family

i assume, having a relationship with you changed his opinion on many things, he had no idea of a healthy relationship before you

and it's not always rainbows and butterflies but you both learn how to be each other's other half.

it takes time and patience, but especially with the children it becomes easier

sorry if i'm being too optimistic but i just wanna imagine aemond as a happy dad

he also loves how good of a mom you're being to his kids (falling in love with you all over again haha)

he was actually worried about his prosthetic eye at the beginning, mostly thinking of how to explain little kids of losing his eye when he was just a bit older than them

but you help him find a way

everything is easier with you

he tries to be better.

he likes seeing his attitude in his daughter and seeing his eyes on his son

they are parts of him, too pure and too sweet

he'd never thought he'd have a happy family on day

he does anything in his power to keep the peace and happiness.

[mudkip-enthusiast18]

Favorite rosekiller headcanons??

aaaaaa I’m so happy about thissss tyyyyy :DD

here’s a bunch of miscellaneous ones I was able to think of over the course of today :3 (in no particular order and a mix of modern and canon compliant and muggle and every au LMAO)

I’ve talked about this before but barty has separation anxiety and can’t sleep without holding/being held by evan

Barty’s love language is physical touch and evan’s is quality time so they’re completely inseparable they’re always together

Barty is always touching evan in some way whether it be a hug, or holding his hand, or an arm around his shoulder or waist, or resting a hand on his arm or cuddling or wtv else

They know each other inside and out and so completely they can have full conversations just looking at each other not talking

they both hate crying in front of other people and do it extremely rarely but when it’s just the 2 of them they start sobbing at literally anything super easily

evan fell first (started crushing on barty all the way back in first year) and barty fell harder (realized all at once one day in sixth year after years of feelings subconsciously piling up and had a mega crash out to dorcas about it)

Their fav dates are when they just sit in bed and cuddle and watch movies and eat snacks and yap about wtv they’re watching cause they’re both massive nerds

evan loves pineapple pizza and barty despises it and refuses to try it on principle (italian) (he’ll never ever admit it but he tried it once and actually thinks it’s the best creation in all of ever) (evan knows this and teases him about it)

They’re disgustingly affectionate and everyone hates them for it /hj

Barty’s name in evan’s phone is “pain in the ass (love of my life 💛)” and evan’s name in barty’s phone is “my angel 🖤”

They have like ten billion matching tattoos/tattoos dedicated to each other <3333

barty calls evan evie, ev, rosie, angel, sweetheart, love, darling, my love, my rose, babe, he hardly ever calls evan by his actual name, only when the topic/situation is very very serious

evan uses bartys name a lot more (and by that I mean barty and not bartemius cause I hc that Barty never EVER uses his full name cause he hates it sm and even gets it legally changed as an adult), but he also call him bee, bat, baby, darling, mon amour

they have a cat w the most outrageously complicated name ever + like 4 reptiles (a ball python, 2 crested geckos and a chameleon methinks (?))

they have a bio daughter (transmasc evan truther here!!! <3) and she’s 2 years younger than luna (and best friends w her)

way way later down the line (when their daughter is 16) they adopt 2 other kids cause barty always had a dream of adopting and/or fostering to get kids out of shitty home life situations like his

(their kids are like fully formed ocs in my brain (except for names cause I suck at naming ocs,,,,,,,) but that’s the base of my happy au family hc for them)

they live in hogsmeade cause barty teaches history of magic at hogwarts (I still can’t decide what Evan does tho probably cause I project so stupidly heavily on to him and I can’t choose a career for myself but shhhhhhhhh)

extremely self-indulgent but evan’s a massive massive Pokémon fan and has been since he was like 9 and into all the aspects (cards, games, manga, anime, etc) whearas barty never was super interested but then evan started convincing him to open packs together and barty got sucked in through the powerful forces of gambling addiction

they’re both super into art (barty likes pottery and any kind of abstraction, evan likes pencil sketching and acrylic landscapes and they both like spraypainting)

I just scrolled back up after writing that last one and holy shit that’s a lot of yapping 💀😭

i like them a super normal amount I promise (could keep going for much much much longer)

I’m gonna end it here TY AGAIN FOR ASKING <3

[doki-doki-imagines]

Okay so I'm NOT the anon who requested the lin keui trio +earthrealm defenders reaction to y/n asking them to eat pineapple to make their cum taste better.

But I'm about to be the non-anon that requests a follow-up of the lin keui trio +earthrealm defenders reaction to seeing y/n EATING pineapple right in front of them afterwards to make their(y/n's) cum taste better.

Or even just for your name to say "I had pineapple" and guage reaction.

Fun ask, last time. Fun answer, too! Thank you for writing it. No pressure on this ask, love your work!

author note: sequel of this. I don't think I should laugh so much doing these kind of hcs LMAO. Also thanks for your kind words!!

tw: vulgar language, some suggestive but nothing nsfw is described.

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Johnny Cage: -He would do the nose flick and smile from one ear to the other. -Johnny is so showing off, he just misses the peacock's tail being wide open and he would be perfect. -"You'd really do anything to be eaten out by me, mh?" He says trying to block the new smile by biting his lower lip "Amazing technique, right?" -Best advice: fuck the arrogance out of him. It won't work but at least it will be a fun time.

Kenshi Takahashi: -He…he can't see you. -Kenshi understands you are drinking something, but he really can't tell what's inside. -"I have been drinking pineapple juice lately." You say trying to sound as smooth as possible. "That's good, it has excellent anti-inflammatory properties." He replies kissing your forehead. -Kenshi knows from the moment the fruit name rolled out from your lips where things were going. -Did you try to tease him? Send him a message? Too bad, ask nicely or even better, beg. He won't give up for anything less.

Kung Lao: -He looks at you with such as big smirk… -"So, are you getting ready for later?" Lao whispers in your ear, hands sliding toward your backside. "Yeah, I have to meet with Raiden." -1HKO. -Seems only right to tease him back.

Raiden: -He stutters a bit when he sees you gulping down a cup of the juice. -"You don't have to exaggerate. I appreciate the feeling, but don't hurt yourself." He says before softly knocking your foreheads together. -This guy can be so overwhelmingly sweet.

Liu Kang: -He looks at you, sitting on the kitchen chair while you gulp a big glass of pineapple juice down, your back towards the stove. -"I know what you are doing. You are so silly" He chuckles "Bend." "What?" You reply unimpressed putting the now empty glass on the counter. -"Bend." Liu Kang says again, but his voice is full of mirth. "Or what?" You challenge him. -It all happens in a second. You bat your eyes and you feel his strong hands on your forearms pushing you around and bending you down. "Or I'll do it. Let's see if the juice benefits already worked on your body." -They did not. But if you knew challenging authorities was so fun you would have done that way earlier!

Geras: -"I appreciate the effort, it warms my heart knowing my partner would go to such an extent, but-" He pushes away the glass from your lips "There are different diets that have the same effect. I know you hate pineapple juice." "Geras, I love you." You choke a bit on your spit, hating the taste in your mouth. -He chuckles at your words "It's my pleasure." -Geras doesn't have to look at the future to know you'll never drink that ever again.

Bi-Han: -The scowl is permanent on his face, but this time he isn't angry. -There is a tiny voice in the back of his mind screaming "they would do anything for you, for your pleasure!" -Bi-Han basks on the idea that his partner is wrapped around his thick fingers. -If you don't make any mistakes during the day you'll receive your prize in the evening…

Kuai Liang: -Well he drank it with no problem so he doesn't mind if you do either. -May want to try that dumb thing of crossing glasses but he ends up being too forceful making juice go down more on your face than your mouth. -You laugh so Liang isn't worried. -"Your shirt is stained, it will be a mess if we don't clean it up. Let me help you remove it…" -The shirt was soon forgotten.

Tomas Vrbada: -"At my three we both drink. 1, 2, 3-" "W-Wait I have a better idea…" Look neither of you likes pineapple juice that much and this looks more like torture than anything else. -So…Tomas put a finger at the bottom of your glass, pushing it towards your lips to make you drink a sip. -And then he kisses you! Sucking your lips and therefore the juice out of your mouth. Tomas also spills his juice on your neck, licking it up while hands travel south. -Look he is doing it for the both of you! A new way to enjoy such a mid beverage! -The fact that he wanted to fuck you senseless since tomorrow morning is totally not correlated.

[rom-e-o]

Do we have any information about what Emmrich's parents looked/were like? Personally, until I hear otherwise, I'm hcing Em has his father's height, overall looks, coloring, and lively, joyful spirit, but his mother's slender build, natural poise and grace, smile, and laugh.

I don't think we have any information on Emm's parents, aside from their names, their jobs (butcher and cook) and some mementos they left behind (his father's knife and ring, his mother's teapot and torte recipe).

Awwww, these are amazing! HCs absolutely accepted. I can so imagine Rupert also being a tall, gentlemanly man. He's a butcher by day, but if you put him in noble's attire, he's look stately enough to pass at court easily. Maybe he's the one that taught Emmrich to have such a jovial outlook and how to find joy in everything? Seriously, Emmrich LOVES most things.

He tries pineapple for the first time from Neve? It's delicious! "Such a sun-bright yellow!"

If Rook is a Grey Warden? "I've heard stories! Oh, you simply must tell me of your adventures!"

Harding is from Ferelden? Let's go camping! Lucanis makes coffee? Emmrich always has a cup, because it's the best he's had! His mas has such an endless passion and zest for everything, it's so adorable. His father influencing that would be delightful. And his mother having that cheerful laugh, willowy frame and graceful movements? Oh, it's so perfect. I can also see Ellanora maybe being the one to teach him about the 'finer things'. They can only afford one teapot, so they have a beautiful one, and take care of it. They can't buy cake, but she has the ingredients to make the most delicious torte you could imagine. They don't have a ton of clothes, so be sure to choose pieces you like, and take care of them!

Jewelry is a luxury, so take care of the gold you have. Treasure it.

He sees her keep her composure and calm even while juggling tons of orders from hectic, rude customers. He learns patience and poise, and how far it goes. He admires her grace, and how precise she is with her movements. I see Emmrich being one of those boys that likes to sit with his mother while she gets ready for the day. From a young age, he observes how she takes care of her skin and hair, and it teaches him the importance of doing the same.

He watches his father shave too, which delights his mother. She knows at that point her boy is going to grow into a fine man who takes care of himself.

"Remember when you're older, dear, a gentleman is never without a brush and a razor," she tells him, poking his nose playfully.

[miswtonnewtona]

heyyy so ill share my marauders hcnons on their nationalities because its some that i dont see often and i wanna share them ykyk

So lets start with james who is very obviously greek from his mom's (Effie / Euphemia is a greek name and like she has that greek personality and i think she loves cooking deserts and taking care of james and monty but also lowk strict, begged james to take a jacket with him and treated monty like her own child.) and i am not 100% sure but the name james i think translates to greek im not sure though. now he is also half brazilian from Monty's side, from Rio and i think he liked the carnival and danced and played football. (i think monty and james would be such football fans and Effie is like "Apapapapapa football, eh not for me" But she is in front of the screen whenever Olympiakos plays). Also i feel like Monty would be a chill guy, in Chemises (idk if thats a word in english but in french its chemise) and would he very fun to be around at parties. obviously james speaks both greek and Portuguese

Sirius Black is french and filipino. i love the asian black brother headcannon and i think they would be filipino, he had grown up in Marseille and moved to Manila when he was younger before hogwarts. and i think when he went to the Potters home in Greece, he would have learnt greek very well and go out at nights , in Athens, with james and then they would smoke there and have fun. He would speak French, Tagalog, English, greek (not fluently but like b2 level) and latin. and he would love football (psg)

Okay hear me out. Ukrainian-welsh Remus Lupin. Idk he gives me the ukrainian vibe , and obviously he is welsh and i don't have much to say (mostly because i dont know a lot about those countries) about that except that he would love ukrainian culture and music. I get the eastern European vibes from him tbh!! He would speak ukrainian, welsh and english. (forgot yo add he would grow up in a small villagw in wales and be neighbors with lily)

peter is Swiss. he grew up in the Alps and had a little house like Heidi (tot didn't get inspo from there. He speaks German (swiss german) , and english. and i think he would be surely really fond of nature.

Regulus black. is sirius brother. As we know he is half french and half filipino. i think because of james he would learn greek and adore greek mythology. regulus would speak latin, tagalog, french,italian, spanish, english, german and russian

Lily Evans the icon you are. she is irish and welsh, speaks both languages and teaching them yo younger people so they wont be dead languages. She grew up along with remus in the small village in wales and thats how she picked up a bit of ukrainian.!!

Marlene McKinnon. Marlene are a Polish-German Person and thats the reason they hated history class especially 1950s history.(i hc Marlene as non binary thats why i way they/them) They speak german and polish and english and i think they would have a bonding hour with Remus over their eastern European grandmas

Mary McDonald. Mary is an icon. i dont know if i Have to say otherwise. Mary is Half Jamaican, half Egyptian. ( i never see arab hcnons on marauders) she speaks arabic, and english. she grew up in Cairo and went holidays in Jamaica. She would absolutely dress as Cleopatra every Halloween and james would say "MY MOM SAID CLEOPATRA WAS GREEK" and they would argue every yearl

Barty crouch jr, is italian - russian. He is a slavic guy ane no one can convince me otherwise. He would eat pasta every day and curse in italian whenever someone put pineapple on pizza (disgusting really). And he would absolutely love visiting Italy ( Venice) every summer.

evan rosier the man you are... evan is greek and serbian he loves servia and the balkans and his Grandma and he loves nostalgic movies. And he would also be in the eastern European bonding hour with Marlene and Remus. he would speak greek and serbian (although i do like to hc evan as hoh so we'll add greek and serbian sign language there)

Pandora rosierrr - panda is the twin sister or evan and she is also ofc greek -serbian and she loves the serbian side of the family more because panda is such a nature girly. i could see her as a fairy and ahe has that fairycore outfits. and greek side i could imagine her as a mermaid every summer in the Dodecanese islands she also speaks greek and serbian, and both sign languages for evan.

dorcasssss meadowes. dorcas is an iconnnnn she is from cameroon and would totally flex that to everyone she meetssss. She would ofc braid her hair and dance traditional cameroonish dances. she didnt grow up in cameroon so she didnt pick up the language butttt she would try to learn it.

its big so enjoyyyy

[samfucker]

darlin's unempowered friend hcs :3 also masc darlin oc mentioned A LOT! (who's surprised)

his name is trevor o'connor. he's half korean (mom's side) and was born in northern ireland, belfast specifically, before moving to america around the same time that julius (darlin) came to Dahlia, so they quickly became friends because they were both new and had no clue what to do with themselves

he moved away because his mom abandoned him and his dad and his dad, tiernan, didn't really know what to do with himself and moved to america where his brother was. (tiernan is a triplet!) his dad eventually remarried to charlotte and is now extremely happy. trevor loves char!! he has younger siblings from her (that sounds weird? idk how else to word it) and she's overall just one of those mothers that radiate sunshine but does NOT play abt her kids

julius has a bunch of nicknames for him. It went from Trevor to Trev to T to TT (Tee-tee) then titty then Mr. Titty. It's like when you give your dog a nickname and then it escalates into something completely different 

neither of these dudes can walk straight. widawee. like they bump into each other or walk in front of each other and get mad like "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"

they were both losers... they were both pretty boys, but losers. like if they were extroverts and didn't have interests that were considered "weird" then they probably would've been more popular in school

before moving to america, trevor forgot to break up with the girl he was dating so it looked like he literally just disappeared. one time during lunch at school trevor did a big ol sigh like "SIGHH.... man i miss my gf.." and julius was like WHAT r u even talking about......

one time he buzzed and bleached his hair and julius called him eminem for a week and a half before trevor got mad and made julius dye it silver, and when it grew out he had those like tiny little spikes with dark roots and he thought he was the SHIT (he was.)

allergic to pineapple 

dyslexic

his favourite number is 8. julius' is 7. 

after being attacked by quinn, trevor never blamed julius

julius tried to cook for him when he got discharged from the hospital and trevor was like "what... even is this.." 

he didn't eat it. julius ordered him something and ate his creation himself cus he hates wasting food

monster lover, julius is a redbull lover

trevor is also a WHORE for a dr. pepper

one time when they were 14, they tried feeding a stray dog which lead to julius being bitten HARDDD like this dog held on for dear life. afterwards, they hopped on trevor's bike and went to marie's. halfway there trevor asked if julius was okay and julius was just like "are you serious."

they always argue over shit like soccer vs football, chips vs fries, scone vs biscuit, etc. all julius can say to defend himself is "im not from this country."

once he was caught in a lie and trevor replied with "i have an accent, you don't know what i said."

do not have a srs talk around these two. they'll make eye contact and lose their shit

julius wanted to start a band and trevor was like dude we have literally no friends what are you talking about

they used to cuddle platonically all the time, especially when all the quinn shit was going on

trevor has horrendous handwriting. julius makes fun of him when his own handwriting isnt any better, but he defends himself by saying you can read it and that's all that matters

julius : i made u a friendship bracelet :3

trev; thats gay

julius: ok fuck u damn give me it back

trev: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEAAAAAAAAAASE

trevor has a ginger little cat with one eye who's called pearce 

one time julius and trev's apartment building caught on fire cus of shitty wiring and julius had to sit outside in just baggy sweatpants and trevor was sitting out there on the curb in just underwear and a pair of slippers cus it was like 2am

julius: ur so annoyi-

trevor: UR APARTMENT BURNED DOWN!!!!!

even tho it was his apartment too and they literally lose half their shit to the fire

trevor's little sister made him mad one time and he told her the tooth fairy wasn't real

they worked together for a while and both got fired cus they both have anger issues and were also so unserious. like they'd end up on the floor with laughter mid shift.

he hated david for a long ass time. he'd refer to him as bitch boy. he loved asher tho and thought milo was a little too intimidated for a short guy (sassy man apocalypse.)

he has an eyebrow piercing and a few small tattoos, he's scared of needles but wanted to look cool

he didn't know about magic until he got attacked by quinn and was about to pass out from blood loss and he fully thought it was a hallucination. then julius came to him in the hospital like you'll never believe this...

EVER SINCE THEN, julius has no peace.

werewolf reaction pics. dog jokes. julius' birthday gift after trev found out was a squaky toy and on halloween he dressed up as the most cliche werewolf ever and said he was julius. (creds to aster). he used to call it transforming instead of shifting and julius would be like THATS NOT WHAT ITS CALLEDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

"man, im bored... wanna go play fetch?" "ur hairs getting long... i'll take u to the dog groomers." "do u want a pedigree??"

THIS IS KINDA WHAT TREV LOOKS LIKE!! (awooga booga *hearts pop out of my eyes and my tongue drops out of my mouth and rolls across the grounf like a red carpet)

also this pic (ik it doesn't look like my darlin oc or Trev) is so them

DAMN CAN I YAP!!!

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cus u guys eat up my hcs.

[reggie-hedgie]

Fuck it, payday headcanons

TW: drug mentions, temperamental characters (nothing explicit), maybe not be totally in character, but it’s HCS, implied abuse, lack of personal space, implied violence

Basically just Payday 2 is the TW lmfao

Characters included:

Jacket

Hoxton

Wolf

Sokol

Jimmy

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Jacket- 🐔

-I know he’s not canonically mute in Hotline Miami, but I like to think that he is.

-He was a foster kid, lots of shitty homes, which caused his sociopathy. Yes, I’m taking the sociopath perk deck as canon to his character.

-He doesn’t express emotions much, other than subtle facial expressions. Won’t stop him from punching someone if they talk shit they shouldn’t be talking though.

-His jacket and cassette are comfort items. His jacket was a hand-me-down from his foster sister in his last family before he aged out. She was the only good person in that household and he still thinks about her, and wants to find her someday.

-He has a surprisingly good spice tolerance. Not spicy ramen level, but jalapeños aren’t that bed to him, and he likes spicy sauce on his nuggets.

-He listens really well, and enjoys gift giving. So if someone in the gang mentions something that they enjoy, like a game or smth, he’s gonna get them something they like. Jimmy is the easiest to gift, he doesn’t stop talking-

-Much like me, he has days where he just wants plain/bland foods, and some days where he wants something a little more flavorful.

-Like buttered noodles some days, then loaded fries with onions other days. (Can you tell I’m hungry?)

-He is wary around physical touch at first, especially when he’s new to the gang, but after being around Jimmy, Wolf and Sydney, he gets used to it, cuz all of them have affection impulse issues and/or are so wasted that they don’t even realize what they’re doing-

-He can sleep just about anywhere, as long as it doesn’t smell like hospital. We don’t need those, we have Aldstone- but yeah, he’s been in a coma, he can’t stand the hospital smell.

-He likes pineapple on his pizza, and I will fight someone over this because it’s GOOD. (Also people make pizza out of watermelon, so I think we have bigger problems than pineapple, PEOPLE GRILL WATERMELON AND PUT SAUCE ON IT-)

-He didn’t realize it until someone more responsible in the gang, probably someone like Joy, pointed it out, but he bites his nails. At least he doesn’t have to cut them, ig?

-He dissociates sometimes, either when he hears something that reminds him of all the shit that went down in Miami, or he gets emotionally overwhelmed, because he doesn’t know how to handle it when his feelings get too much, because he doesn’t feel them that strongly very often.

Hoxton- 🇬🇧

-struggles with American pronunciation. Also will punch somebody if they mock his accent, that was made very clear very quickly when the gang first came together-

-The only person who gets a free pass is Wolf (Hoxton is gay), and Wolf doesn’t mock him, he just does a neurodivergent and echos the accent without meaning to.

-Hoxton regularly gets frustrated with his hair, which is why he ties in back. He’d cut it short, but he likes it long and it took way too long to grow out, and he thinks he looks like an egg when he cuts his hair short. Wolf loves him regardless, and keeps hair bands with him, because Hoxton tends to break them-

-do not suggest that the gang play a board game, Hoxton will flip the table as soon as things go wrong-

-HATES monopoly

-He’s not bad at card games, mostly because it was all he could do while in prison.

-He is still kinda awkward around the newest heisters, mostly because he’s known the other three original guys the longest and isn’t the greatest with people.

-He makes snarky/passive-aggressive comments to Houston, because Houston was basically his replacement while he was locked up, and while it isn’t exactly Houston’s fault, he’s still salty.

-Have you seen how the Brits cook? Yeah…. That’s Hoxton. The man cooks like he hates food, and always burns his bread, which pisses him off-

Wolf- 🇸🇪

-He is the sweetest bear of a man when he’s just chilling.

-He makes Hoxton tea and toast in the morning so Hoxton doesn’t start his day with shitty coffee and burnt toast. <3

-He is a fucking psycho in combat. If you’ve seen the art of him taking a drill to a dozer… you know. Hoxton loves it though.

-Can speak Swedish, but doesn’t speak it often enough so he’s losing it a little. Hoxton encourages him to teach him, so Wolf doesn’t forget it.

-Probably the only one that can be trusted in the kitchen. He’s a very good cook, although his food will put you into a food coma, that shit is hearty. Well worth it though, especially after a long heist, you’ll want something heavy to fill you up.

-very mildly allergic to pineapple, it makes his mouth itchy. Probably still eats it tho

-He’s the little big spoon, he enjoys holding Hoxton, who is definitely taller.

-When he gets excited or he’s congratulating someone, he’s the type to hug them so hard they get lifted off the ground. He’s freakishly strong for his height. Not that he’s all that short, everyone else is just abnormally tall.

-He’s a fidgeter, he likes the marble in the mesh pocket things, because it’s quiet, and he won’t get slapped for fidgeting in the van.

Jimmy- 🦘

-He’s very touchy when he’s wasted, which is always. Not touchy in a “grabbing asses” way but in the “I won’t admit I’m touchstarved otherwise, please hold me or I’m gonna cry” kind of way.

-He’s the kind of guy to fall off the couch/bed and just decide he doesn’t feel like getting up so he’s just gonna sleep there.

-He has the worst spice tolerance of the whole team lmao, spicy Dorito and he’s done for-

-I admit to being a JimmyDuke shipper… they’re cute as hell-

-Like any proper aussie, he bites.

-I’ve noticed that Jimmy seems more out together when he’s on coke, based on game lines, which could be one of two things. He is either so fucked up without the drugs that he just cannot function/hes so used to being high that he doesn’t know how to function without them, OR He’s got undiagnosed ADHD. Caffeine is basically free ADHD meds for most ADHD people I know, myself included, so I can totally see Jimmy doing coke for the same reason, it actually mellows him out-

-Again, zero personal space. Mostly because he tends to just crash and fall asleep and end up leaning on people, or he gets drunk and is too inebriated to realize that he’s in people’s space.

-trans Jimmy trans Jimmy trans Jimmy trans Jimmy trans Jimmy

Sokol- 🏒

-THE PRETTY RUSSIAN MAN :D

-I love Russian men lmao

-Does the thing bilingual people of getting words mixed up or forgetting a word in English and trying to remember it in their other language- Rusglish lol

-When he first joined the team, his teeth were a nightmare. He played hockey professionally, and if you see hockey guys playing, they’re missing so many teeth- first paycheck, he was immediately going and getting his teeth fixed.

-I’m partial to Soket (Sokol and Jacket). It was definitely rocky when they first met.

-Sokol thought Jacket was just being difficult when using his cassette, and Jacket was having flashbacks to the events in Miami…

-But they figured out, after consistently being difficult with each other, getting in Bain’s nerves by refusing to work with each other, that they were both wrong about the other.

-Jacket wasn’t being intentionally difficult, he genuinely couldn’t speak, and rather than forcing everyone to learn how to read sign language, he used the cassette, which is far more convenient in a heist.

-And Sokol wasn’t a murderous mafia member who killed Jacket’s girlfriend. He was a former hockey player with too much brains.

-They got much more comfortable after that.

-He’s still learning how to manage Jacket’s dissociation spells but he’s trying, and that counts.

-he’s definitely a hothead, albeit not as bad as Hoxton. It tends to come out the most during jobs, but occasionally he blows up at someone if it’s been a long, irritating day.

-I imagine he blows up at Jacket, who doesn’t even flinch, because he’s used to it from when he was a kid with shitty foster parents, and just offers to listen and give physical comfort, and Sokol practically melts because holy shit he hasn’t just been held or listened to in forever and it feels so nice 😭

_________________________________________ I love the chaos squad, so I really just did them- idk how good this is, this is just shit that is in my brain all the time, so—

(Also, I’m fairly certain that Payday!jimmy is aussie, but honestly, idk, I haven’t gotten to watching hardcore Henry yet-)

[ardienothesieno]

post game isat thoughts i have

what the title says i have thoughts in my brain and i want to share them

isafrin date thing pretty much immediately post-game: sif should get to be sick for at least a week. and the party fusses over them the whole time and it's adorable and then i think one night. sif should turn to isa and ask if he wants to hang out. hehe and sif brings isa to go look at the stars this time! and it's sort of like isa's friendquest but this time they are actually snuggling. and not just talking about isa, they're talking bout sif too some of the stuff isa says is reminiscent of the loops which freaks sif out a bit. but it just makes them happy to hear isabeau talk and he would share some things that happened in the loops-- wholesome things of course i think it'd still be a while before they opened up about the uh. the worse shit. but stuff like teaching bonnie to fight, finding out they were allergic to pineapple the hard way (isa would be freaked by this but sif finds it hilarious), maybe tell him about wish craft and color theory, the change god helping them out, bombing the king, etc etc. the nice stuff. AND THEN. I THINK THE ISA USING A SHOOTING STAR AS A DISTRACTION THING SHOULD HAPPEN-- BUT ITS REAL THIS TIME <3 like sif looks up and it's a whole freaking meteor shower... and isa tells them to make a wish, to which they respond "i'm not messing with that again for a looooong time" :)))) and i just think that should culminate in isa carrying a sleeping sif back to either the clocktower or the house, wherever the family has set up shop... njhgfcftyhujkuhgvfcdfty i love them they're so cute

LOOP THOUGHTS. i dont know if i am committing to this hc, but i think it would be cool if loop and siffrin became a system of sorts? i know very little about plurality so i dont really know what im talking about... if i get anything wrong please tell me! but ive got yet another scene in mind like right before the party leaves dormont to go pick up nille, sif visits the favor tree one last time. just. reminiscing. and mira would come along and find him and they'd have a talk! not specifically about loop, but loop would definitely come up in the conversation and then at some point sif says that loop mentioned that they'd be coming back and is like "i wonder when we'll see them again" and loop just screams HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW and shoves siffrin out of front jhugtfcvfdxscfgthbnygvh i think loop should still get to have their own body and autonomy and stuff, i just think they should also be able to just show up in sif's head. and vice versa i think eventually sif figures out how to do it as well and they just get to constantly bother each other from a shared headspace dcgbnjuytfg

and. and then i think that can lead into a lot of sad wholesome moments where sif lets loop be siffrin for a little while. like the party is sitting around a campfire telling stories and being happy, sif notices loop hanging around in the headspace, and lets them drive for a bit. i dont think they'd do it very often or for super long or anything but. hgfcdxcfgybhnj. they should get to be siffrin every once in a while too. as time goes on and they become more of their own person they do it less and less, but for the first few months to a year or so it's comforting to be able to be surrounded by versions of their past family, if only for a bit as i said. i dont know what im talking about really so if i said anything badly or if any of these ideas are bad please let me know

time craft shenanigans i think sif (and loop) should get to keep time craft powers after the loops end not to like. the extreme that the loops were. but like how sif will loop back like five minutes if they screw something up socially-- i think they should get to keep that EXCEPT. the party learns to pick up on what time craft feels like. so if theyre ever talking to sif and boom weird time craft feeling and sif is in a wildly different emotional state they can just go "sif. did you loop back. what happened." i think it would be a good. like. starting therapy point? them having a toxic coping mechanism for when things go badly and the rest of the group helping him work through those situations instead of avoiding avoiding avoiding and i think loop should keep it for the memes (and trauma reasons. but mostly the memes.)

it would get better with time, as siffrin (and loop) gets more and more comfortable with being uncomfortable and messing up and learning to work through the anxiety and and and then that could lead to a big situation a few years in the future when the group splits up. and sif is TERRIFIED that the loops will start again i dont think the group would ever split up for good though. they're a family!!! they're not gonna just leave each other behind after another few months of traveling!!!! that just means all the suffering sif went through was for nothing!!!!! and yeah, they cant stay together forever. i know. but even after splitting up they'd still definitely have family reunions like every other tuesday

BUT SIF AND ISA NEVER SPLIT UP EVER. NOT EVEN FOR FIVE MINUTES they get bonded and go on to open a boutique/trinket shop <3

[thesuperiorgenshinaddict]

Vox N$FW Alphabet

AN: yeah i never thought i would actually post on tumblr but boom here i am. sorry for shitty layout because i just want to pump my hcs out and get it done w/ kekw also i think i made him a bit more of an asshole than ppl usually do so sorrryyy maybe idk Pairing: Vox x GN! Reader Warnings: Sexual content, Top! Vox, Mild degradation, not sure what else idk A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Lets be honest, this dude would NOT do aftercare whatsoever. He'll just go take a shower or something (yes he's waterproof if you say otherwise you're wrong L + Ratio) and when you blankly stare at him like 'wtf bro' this dude will not catch on until you straight up tell him to help you out. Once you successfully got the dude to consistently do aftercare, he'll get you a towel and clean you up and shit.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) This man is a raging narcissist. Probably looks in the mirror, fixes his ugly ass bowtie and does twelve different practiced poses every morning to make sure the public knows he's fucking sexy. He probably loves every part of him besides his side profile, or maybe he would like it because it's 'sleek, modern, state of the art' or some technology bullshit. Loves his claws though. He'd probably be really into ass. Thighs too, but slightly less. I have no clue why but I am convinced he fucking loves legs and all of that. I think he'd like your expression too, mainly because he feels like a god knowing that he makes you feel like that. Don't do mirror sex if you want him to focus on you though, because he's looking at himself more than he's looking at you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) It glows blue. Same shade as his claws and is electric. Don't put it next to fire, it'll burn the fuckin' tower down. Tastes mildly salty and has the same effect as pineapples where it feels like it's biting back. For body parts he likes to cum on, he probably would do it literally anywhere. Inside, on the stomach, on your face, ANYWHERE. Maybe not bukkake because he doesn't want it to get too messy and have to clean it up, that's too much work for a quick jizz.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Secretly finds you attractive romantically. Is it even a dirty secret? He'd just be too scared to do anything besides flirting and sex and shit for a long time. Maybe appeal to him enough and he'll take you on a completely romantic and sweet date that doesn't involve him blowing your back out afterwards. Christ, why the fuck is that somehow more appealing than having a one-nighter with him? Maybe I'm tweaking. Ignore this if you want. Go on and live your life with sweet husband Voxxy dookers buddy, I'm not judging too hard. Probably.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Pretty experienced. Unless you have some wild ass kink, chances are, he's probably smooth as fuck with it. Go wild.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Mating press. I originally thought I was just biased as fuck since I love the whole thought of mating press and shit, but apparently a good amount of people agree with me. He probably loves being close to you and mating press lets him fuck your brains out. Wants to be as deep as physically possible in you, and you're vulnerable to him and he's looooving it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Definitely is leaning on the more serious side. If he's joking around, it wouldn't be in a 'haha funny' way, it'd be more of a condescending way where he's making fun of how pathetic you are. Or horny, or something along the lines of that. I feel like he'd do makeup sex, so if that's the case, I can assure you he is not cracking jokes. Maybe cracking your legs apart though. Fuck, that wasn't funny.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. No hair. He wouldn't grow hair there. Uh. Anyway, I don't want to have so little shit written here, so when he was alive, he probably was pretty well taken care of down there. I think a bit more hair than trimmed, but not the whole ass Amazon forest, ya get what I mean? Why the fuck did I say that? Okay. Regardless, I think of him being like dark brown hair when he was alive. Probably was a few shades darker on his dicky wicky cocky okay seriously I have to stop wtf

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) He'd be physically close to you, but if you're a one night stand, expect NOTHING emotional from him. Nada. Nothin'. On the other hand, if he was dating you or married or whatever your delusional ahh comes up with, he'd be just hardcore fucking you with a ton of horny ass compliments, but you'd be able to look into his eyes and just kinda tell he really loves you past all that horndog shit. Not really intimate sex for the most part imo, but if the both of you guys are in a shitty mood and it's not hate sex, he might say a few really sweet compliments and all that jazz. Fuuuuckkk I read that and he sounds kinda assholey (he is one though cope seethe /j don't get mad at me pwease) so if you're upset I half meant that in the 'he won't be bawling his eyes out during sex out of sheer love' way. Boom

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He has cameras everywhere in Hell. Did you even think of the mere possibility that he's not jerking that shit constantly? Kidding. I feel like he'd be busy working a lot, but if you're not there to help him out after work and shit, he'd jerk it. Maybe a few times a week normally. If he had time and he was lonely though... Bro's going ham on his poor footlong. He has a lot of videos and whatever to look at. I think he'd thrive just off his imagination too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Dry humping (receiving), Mild degradation (giving), Voyeurism, Shock play (giving, duh), Hypnosis (gee i sure wonder if it's giving or receiving woahhhhh /s), Power dynamic, I definitely have a lot more but it depends heavily on your relationship to him :p

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Desk. Now. Besides that though, he's probably fine with a lot of places. I feel like he'd be somewhat against public or semi-public sex because it could make his reputation worse, but anywhere else is fine. His office isn't really risky because he knows when people are about to enter using his lil' cameras.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) A lot of things. Many, many things. For the most part though, if you tease him by wearing some revealing shit or acting like a bitch, he's getting a hard on.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything that puts him in a situation where he has little to no control. He's not willing to show that much vulnerability, no matter how well you know him. You can try domming, sure, but just know he has the full ability to do a 360.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Receiving. He'll occasionally do giving, but if you start calling him your submissive bitch or something, he'll spit and fucking leave. But regardless, he shoving his dick down your throat. Face-fucking is probably his favorite. Solid 6-7/10 in terms of skill, bonus points since his tongue is long.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Definitely rough like a good 90% of the time. The pace depends on his mood, but he'd go with medium to fast for the most part. Maybe slow if he magically has a break (That'll almost never happen. Poor dude loves his work so much, probably chronically online just because of how much time he has to spend with computers). Don't piss him off though, he doesn't have a speed cap on this type of shit. Random thing I wanted to add in, his typing speed is fucking insane. 300 something and higher when he's arguing on the internet. Would definitely participate in those arguments of who's the goat of sports or whatever. Also random flex but my typing speeds at like 200 wow I'm so cool everyone clap

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He barely has time to do anything, so quickies a lot of times end up being the only option he has to get off. Hella often. He enjoys an occasional slow sesh, but speedruns are his go-to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Hell fucking yes. Always willing to try new shit out as long as it's not too risky. If it won't destroy his company, he's down for it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) This dude consumes more caffeine than humanely possible. He could probably go forever if it wasn't for his job, but he'd probably settle for 4~ rounds on a normal workday. If he's feeling excited though, expect more.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Definitely owns quite a bit. Probably only his company's products though, he wouldn't want to support other businesses. I don't think he's one to use them all that often since he'll normally just call you over to suck his dick, but piss him off and he'll shove a dildo in you and leave for a few hours, just to see how long you'll last.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He's such a brat. Taunts and makes fun of you constantly. Poor you, he loves to see you overstimulated and sobbing your eyes out.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) I feel like he wouldn't be that loud himself, definitely some breathy groans and shit, but on the other hand... If you're not loud enough, he'll make sure you're screaming out his name until he's satisfied. Maybe a little glitchy sounds. Before he comes, he probably becomes a little staticky.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Willing to fuck you with his aux cords. Would find it fun as hell, especially he can shock you easier.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) I think some of you guys don't remember that this man is 7ft. If he was human, it'd probably be around 7 inches, but he's tall as fuck. Expect it to be 9 inches minimum and probably larger. Average girth with thick veins running down the side. Pretty sure I said a good amount about it earlier.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Insanely high because he's always pent-up while working. Gets hard from the slightest bit of teasing. I have no clue what to write, but I want to write more so he's the type to get hard when he's comfortable. Cuddle with him and he's probably hard just because he's feeling cozy and shit.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He'd sleep a few minutes later, depending on how much he trusts you. If he doesn't trust you much, he's leaving to a different room. If he likes you though, he'd just go nighty-night. AN: hope you enjoyed thanks like and follow for more banger content /hj

[tempestvista]

ok I promise I'll stop screaming for two minutes after this but heyyyy. some dream game/frozen soul + forge and the crucible headcanonnnsss... mostly random

I'll eventually do more for other characters later maybe (ilovy, blue john, GVR, WeGottman, Anton (forge), etc..)

Clarence Iron

Fan of margaritas and pineapple flavored stuff. Does not rock with the artificial things, though.

Also has a mild allergy to pineapples (mouth goes slightly numb) but he doesn't care.

Insane spice tolerance too.. would def outlast anyone in a korean noodle competition, even Clovis (hc Clovis has decent spice tolerance).

Doesn't like closing his eyes in the shower. that one Horse image iykyk

Would prefer flip-phones over modern ones

Would get canceled on social media (if he used it) for being right

Loves dogs. specifically Dachshunds and Beagles

Sun-bathes 100%

Floppy disk enthusiast

Has an absolutely WRETCHED computer that is on fucking life support and everyone begs him to get a new one. It sounds like a wind turbine

Great with long-term memory stuff, absolutely shit in the moment however

Openly a fan of stuffed animals

Clovis Bealdhild

CHUFFING A FAT FLAG

On a real note he doesn't smoke often however when he does he really likes to indulge .. will go the extra mile to get nicer ones

^ Passed on this mannerism to Nash (even if she doesn't know it)

Knows how to use chopsticks rlly well

Big fan of Thai and Vietnamese food. On the flip-side he does not fw Greek food

Initially not very great with social cues, had to build up an understanding of them. Partially contributes to strangers viewing him as "stoic" when instead he's just really .#autistic .. Though I will say he's . ok I don't know how to explain this but he's outgoing except in the quiet sense. It's akin to those meme images where it's like "really excited (silent and/or neutral face)

Well-versed in languages, even if he can't speak in some, he's picked up on a variety of things from fixating on historical and linguistic books (also interested in anthropology). I would say if there were things similar in universe or if they existed in FS/DG that he would know Spanish, Latin, Hebrew, and Arabic (English + Meladze is a given).

And as for languages he can understand but can only speak broken parts of / typically won't attempt to speak: French and Portugese.

Likes specific puzzles. Very proficient at sudoku and word searches.

Can solve Rubik's cubes but he doesn't rlly like them all that much

Enjoys those maze balls where you have to maneuver them constantly to get the ball to its destination.

Otherwise he hates mazes and especially loathes being in them. Not because he's bad at navigation per se but I imagine there's just something that makes them displeasing 2 him.. maybe I'm projecting 2 hard

Noden

Would harbor a fugitive for an unspecified time in some circumstances unless it was something egregious. Mostly out of curiosity I think.

Generally desires interaction and holds profound interest/curiosity in spite of his hesitancy, especially since he isn't easy to reach.

Cracks knuckles really loudly. Not even to be obnoxious he just has weird hands

Big jacks and marbles fan.

Jock Stuart

Likes the word "pinnacle."

If there was something that was slightly more religious than agnostic I think he'd be that. Probably fond of absurdism.

Likes the look of ouija boards and pagan religion(s) artifacts, though he won't really dabble in it beyond just.. looking and admiring, I think.

Enjoys seeing people's shrines in their homes, respectful of all religions and similarly to last point likes seeing people's practices and their methods of devotion.

Lets out a very shrill / "girly" scream if u scare him hard enough

Does not fuck with grocery stores. Too bright

On a similar note probably has light sensitivity of some sort and might wear glasses on worser days

Play-fights / The kind of person who would rustle your hair or shove you lightly as a sign of affection/enjoyment

Black coffee enjoyer

Blue raspberry flavor enjoyer

Keeps his phone in the blue-light protection mode + dark mode + 9/10 will have the light percentage at 0

Has GAD

Previously addicted to energy drinks now he's (somewhat) normal and his fix is black coffee

Dry humor

Toa Zuku

This isn't to say his house/residency (if any/assuming) would be dirty but he would probably instinctually clean another person's house just . because. you know like that one friend at a sleepover who just decides to do your dishes at 3 am.

Bibliomaniac

Minstrel Bloxxer

Not a big fan of EDM music or anything hyper-techno. Willing to give it a go but it's not his preferred genre(s).

Of course ghosts exist in FS/DG lore but in the more "our world" sense he'd probably believe in them and would indulge in stereotypical "spooky stories."

Able to admire/understand fashion but he doesn't care to go all out for the most part

Has quite literally no romantic preference/limitation, I think he's comfortable with just about anyone gender wise regarding that. Slightly aromantic though

Has full on conversations in his sleep

Also a hard sleeper and snores loudly LMFAO.. Sleep apnea sufferer

Likes silent films + black and white ones

Amazing posture / Probably has the best spinal alignment and no neck pain compared to everyone else (looking at you Xigeris)

Finds soda to be downright disgusting. Mtn dew (equivalent) especially

^ Not a big fan of overly sweet stuff.. Savory >>

Would call memes "meh mays" (not maymays) probably

Nashatra Bealdhild

Secretly big fan of glittery gel pens. Not a unique thought but I just find it to be fun for her specifically

Probably not a new headcanon here either but has very pronounced eye-bags. Like. Intensely noticeable

Does not like waffles 🙏🙏

Chronic nail biter

Despises Christmas music since it seems to haunt her in particular in excess

Insanely bad at romance/negative charisma that somehow works. Her way of flirting is giving someone (cough: Eunoia) a really cool rock and then trying to awkwardly explain why / just move on as if she didn't. Just bring a rock in.

Has thalassophobia

Piggybacking off the Thalassophobia thing- If it were to be specifically tied to an event and not an oddly specific phobia, I'd say she'd possibly have fallen into a river or gone too far into the ocean and now she's like Urggh… Did not enjoy that lengthy ass boat-ride to get to Lesmosyne ill tell you that much

-Relatively okay with hugs but very bad at reciprocating them / just goes stiff usually

Physical appearance . I'd say she has broad shoulders, sleeper build.

Knows MMA but never finished learning it

Two defaults of hers are an insanely strong hook and violent round-house

^ By hook (unspecified left or right) I am in fact also saying she is ambidextrous- which also contributes to her being able to pull out items quickly + use them fast

EMDR therapy would scare the shit out of her

Leans more into abstract art compared to traditional styles. Eunoia likes her art 4 this

Xigeris

Kenophobia . Specifically just fear of large voids, not spaces (unless it's an abandoned mall or something)

Afa other fears I would say he isn't fond of severe thunderstorms, hurricanes or tornadoes. Not in the regular sense like . intense distress over the mere possibility

Severe acne + slight eczema. someone save this guys skin

Enjoys biology as far as subjects go.

^ Would actually excel in an academic setting if given the proper accommodations

Regularly has nightmares. Wakes up in a cold sweat on occasion

Would enjoy walking in parks and/or hiking . Rocks w/ the idea of picnics

Suffers from IED (disorder)

Enjoys folklore and holiday stuff. Especially the sillier/dumb kind . Whatever the in-universe equivalent of Santa, Leprechauns, Cupid would be.. so on

Fan of peppermint (candy+scent) and eucalyptus

Hesitant on this headcanon but if he had an accent it'd be . Vaguely like a Hungarian one

Restless leg syndrome

Dude would chow down on a black forest cake

[axilarycobra]

[Wings of Fire] Detailed LGBTQ Headcanons (Arc 1 & 2 Protagonists)

Hey, everyone! Entering a queer contest today by posting this. I genuinely think I have some kind of obsession about giving characters lgbtq headcanons and thinking about LGBTQ+ identities in general. It's a lot of fun for me though sometimes because it helps me think about my identity more and makes me want to learn more about the community.

I hope these are intruiging to you all because I do have fun creating these. Also, if you're gonna hate, just don't please. I do this for fun and if you hate it, your not gonna get any more joy by engaging with it.

Also note for the characters who I HC having pronouns that are different from canon, I often default to the canon pronouns for the reader's sake, but I still try to fit some of my HC'd ones in there. Just in case anyone notices that I'm only using one or two sets, I'm not trying to ignore the others.

Clay

nonbinary (he/they), gay, aromantic, demisexual

Clay is transmasc nonbinary (so like FTM but I guess it would be FTNB). The dragonets didn't get many scrolls about gender identity because the guardians never saw it as crucial (I don't want there to be transphobia in this world so it wasn't because they were transphobic). Clay didn't transition until recently before arc 1 took place, maybe within that year. I HC that female MudWings are more likely to be bigwings and that they are larger than their other siblings, so Clay is unusually large for a male MudWing which surprises a lot of dragons. He doesn't have a preference for which pronouns you use, if you just use he/him or just they/them, it's both fine to them. They also previously identified as a transgender man, but later realized that they also feel like they are not entirely a man.

Because Clay rarely experiences much attraction at all, he never realized he was gay until after they escaped the mountain. His first crush was on Jambu in the rainforest kingdom. He thought Jambu was handsome, but didn't realize it was actually any kind of attraction for a while. Clay knew Jambu was older so he never saw being with Jambu as a possibility (1. He was dating Pineapple and 2. It was just more like a crush you'd have on a friend's hot older brother (literally)).

I HC that MudWings are commonly aro-spec so they rarely have romantic relationships. This could range from demiromantic to fully aromantic, which I HC Clay. This is because their connection to their siblings is so strong that they couldn't have a stronger emotional connection with any other dragon. This is the case for Clay with the other dragonets of destiny. They could never believe that there is another dragon they could love more than his found family.

I don't HC Clay as completely aroace which I know is popular. Although I do think he still rarely feels attraction, they do feel some attraction to other dragons.

Tsunami

bigender (she/they), bi, asexual, ambiamorous

Tsunami is MTB (male to bigender). She transitioned when she was much younger, maybe around 2 or 3 years old. She is very large, just slightly smaller than Clay due to them being a bigwings. Tsunami is definitely butch. Before they identified as bigender, she also tried identifying as genderfluid and nonbinary, but she realized that she felt most comfortable with the bigender label.

Tsunami has always been fiercely independent. When she was a young dragonet and dreaming about being queen of the SeaWings, she couldn't imagine herself with a king by her side, despite the SeaWings of all tribes always typically having kings. For a while in her youth, this made Tsunami question if she were lesbian, however, after escaping the mountain and seeing her friends have relationships with other dragons, she realized it's just not for her and that she's never felt that way about other dragons before.

Glory

agender (she/they), aroace

I HC that Glory has always felt a disconnect with gender. When she was younger, she also felt disconnected with her tribe. She would read scrolls about RainWings and not see herself in them, so she believed that she was alienated in that way. Although she would later in life accept herself as a RainWing and be proud of her tribe, she still felt a disconnect to the identity the guardians and the other dragonets of destiny saw them as when she was a young dragonet. She is MTA (male to agender, idk if these versions of the acronym exist but I'm using them anyway). They transitioned at around the same age as Tsunami, but they didn't transition at the same time. They previously identified as a transgender woman before they and the other dragonets learned about identities such as agender.

For much of her dragonethood, Glory believed that she never felt attracted to other dragons. Of course, during the time she was under the mountain, there weren't a whole lot of dragons to have feelings for, but she still felt that she was unusual. She believed that she was aroace for a while. She was previously in a relationship with Deathbringer for political purposes, but after they had a daughter (an heir), they broke up. It wasn't until Glory and Liana grew closer as friends did she realize that she had a romantic connection to her. This made Glory realize that she was able to be attracted to other dragons, but she didn't experience sexual attraction and it took her developing a bond with other dragons before that bond could be romantic. Glory and Liana eventually broke up, but Glory then started identifying as lesbian.

Starflight

transgender man (he/him), gay, asexual, demiromantic

Starflight is FTM. He transitioned when he was 4 years old. Whenever he read fantasy scrolls, he always found himself envious of the male protagonists. One is Comet, from the Tales of the NightWings.

Starflight knew he was gay for a long time. He had crushes on male dragons in scrolls, including Comet and Mindhealer (they were his gay awakening). Before she transitioned, Starflight also had a small crush on Glory. This crush ended before Glory transitioned, as it was only fleeting. He later had a crush on Deathbringer, also fleeting, almost like a celebrity crush.

Starflight knew he was asexual for a while, back before he left the mountain. He also doesn't feel romantic attraction often, and even when he does, it is often weak. Fatespeaker is the only dragon he's felt a strong romantic attraction to.

Sunny

nonbinary (she/they/he/sun/sol), aroace, lesbian

Sunny didn't transition until after leaving the mountain. Because they rarely learned about gender identity, Sunny didn't learn about pronouns that weren't the standard he, she, or they set until they stayed in the Rainforest Kingdom. There, she learned from some RainWings about nounself pronouns and she discovered that using them for themself made them feel more comfortable in her identity. Different tribes have different sets of nounself pronouns that are more common, typically relating to the tribe. Sun and sol pronouns, which can be applied to SandWings, are also used by RainWings sometimes due to their connection to the sun when they are napping.

Sunny always felt like she had never experienced romantic or sexual attraction. She has always seen herself as too busy saving the world to have time to have a relationship with another dragon. It took a long time for Sunny to realize that she could be attracted to other dragons in that way, but, sexually and romantically, the feelings were scarce and not that strong. This made Sunny believe that she was aroace, but not fully, just on the lower end of experiencing either form of attraction. Although she is not with any dragon right now, she does see herself being able to be in a relationship with another dragon and identifies as lesbian.

Moonwatcher

nonbinary (she/they/he), bi, asexual, polyamorous

While Moon spent a lot of her childhood in the rainforest, she never felt the gender norms that dragons who knew up surrounded by their tribes felt. When the NightWings eventually came to the rainforest, she got to read scrolls that described gender identity and Moon understood that they didn't belong in the standard gender binary that other dragons felt. They don't really care much about pronouns and they don't have a preference for which ones other dragons use, although she usually just goes by she/her, they/them, and he/him.

Moonwatcher didn't experience attraction for a long time due to their isolation, so it took until he went to Jade Mountain Academy for him to have crushes on other dragons. They quickly understood that they are attracted to girls and boys. Although Moon considers himself to have a preference for women.

Moonwatcher also identifies as polyamorous. They have found that they have been attracted to multiple dragons at once and desired to have a relationship with both of them at the same time. Despite this, he is currently only in a relationship with one dragon.

Winter

transgender man (he/him), gay, asexual, demiromantic

Winter is FTM and transitioned when he was around 3 years old. His parents were disappointed when he came out to them, not because they were transphobic, but because they were upset that he wouldn't be able to challenge for the throne, although neither had much confidence that he'd be able to anyway. Despite this, they accepted his identity (because transphobia is stupid) and he never felt like him being transgender made his life worse. Before he realized he was trans, he felt like he wasn't meant to ever have a role as a princess or queen, which were distinctly different from being a prince.

Winter identified as gay after he transitioned. He had fleeting crushes on some IceWing boys his age when he lived in the palace, but they were fleeting and never went anywhere.

Winter does not experience attraction often. He does not experience any sexual attraction, and the romantic attraction he feels is often not very strong. In the palace, he didn't have very close relationships with many other dragons so when he went to Jade Mountain, he actually developed close relationships with other dragons and found that that made his romantic attraction stronger to them.

Peril

transgender woman (she/her/they/sun), lesbian, aro-spec

Peril is MTF and transitioned when she was around 4 years old. She always felt gender envy when she saw the strong and fast female SkyWing soldiers in training and desired to be like them. When she came out to Scarlet, she was accepted immediately (because no transphobia and honestly Scarlet respects women a lot more than men imo so if Peril tells her she is truly a woman, Scarlet is all for that). After Peril became a permanent student at JMA, Sunny taught her about nounself pronouns and Peril felt that her identity as a firescales had a lot to do with her true self, and she adopted sun/sunself pronouns due to that connection. She doesn't mind which of her pronouns dragons use for her.

Peril didn't realize that they were a lesbian until the dragonets of destiny were held prisoner in the palace. Her crush on Clay was comp-het, due to her feeling frustrated with sunself that she never felt attracted to any dragon, which was mostly due to her never having any close connection to any other dragon. Before the dragonets of destiny escaped, she did think that Glory was the most beautiful dragon she had ever seen, and she would say that she had a small crush on Glory. It was after this that she realized they were lesbian.

One of the reasons why it took so long for Peril to have a crush is because she is on the aromantic spectrum. Due to her never really developing any healthy close connections with other dragons for a long time and always assuming that other dragons hate her, she never had the mindset that another dragon could be attracted to her, so she never had feelings for other dragons. Although Peril has found other dragons attractive physically and sexually, she never experienced romantic attraction until she's known them for a good amount of time and their relationship is on good terms.

Turtle

nonbinary (they/he/any), queer, aro-spec, polyamorous

As a dragonet, Turtle spent a lot of time in the palace libraries reading scrolls. He loved learning about psychology and read scrolls about gender identity. Turtle is FTNB, so Coral was delighted when he hatched, but he came out when he was 3 years old. Although this brought back Coral's problem of not having an heir, she still accepted Turtle (and then proceeded to completely forget about him because he changed his name so she forgot that Turtle is one who transitioned). Turtle was always super lax about their identity. They didn't like to use labels often, but identify as nonbinary, as they don't believe they fall anywhere on the gender binary. Similarly, Turtle doesn't really care what pronouns other dragons use for them. He has a preference for he/him and they/them, but they are fine with dragons using any pronouns.

Similarly, Turtle doesn't like to restrict his orientation to a well defined label. He is attracted to dragons of all genders and just says that he is queer. He has liked girl, boy, nonbinary, and otherwise genderqueer dragons. He does not have a preference for gender.

Although he is attracted to all sorts of dragons, he doesn't usually experience romantic attraction unless he knows them on a deeper level. He has only ever been attracted to a dragon romantically after he has gotten to know them enough.

Turtle is also polyamorous and can see himself being in a relationship with multiple dragons. Despite this, they are only dating one dragon at the moment.

Qibli

transgender man (he/him), aroace

There are a lot of transgender dragons in the Scorpion Den and Qibli looked up to several of them as a dragon. He is FTM and realized he was transgender when he was 4 years old, after Thorn had taken him in. When he came out, the Outclaws accepted him quickly.

Qibli always thought that he was bi for most of his life since he felt like he was attracted to boys and girls equally. After going to JMA and dating Moon, he realized that the descriptions he heard about sexual and romantic attraction didn't match anything he felt in their relationship. He just saw Moon as a close friend. This caused Qibli to consider that he is aroace. He and Moon eventually broke up and Qibli did try to see if he could have a crush on Winter, seeing him as the only dragon he could be attracted to if he did experience attraction. After he realized Winter is just a really close friend to him, Qibli started openly identifying as aroace.

(another note for anyone who made it to the end, this is really hard to post because I'm lowkey thinking about swapping Glory and Tsunami's orientations because I think I like Glory x Peril more but rn I have it as Tsunami x Peril, so we'll see)