#I haven’t dieced if I’m watching the 2017 one

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Having a bit of a crisis but you know what? It’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid time baby.

Greg’s voice is a little deeper. He’s also clearly older.

Just full on open showers man. You’re definitely seeing some old guys dick in there. Or maybe your brothers.

That PSP drop. And now no one uses them anymore. I don’t even know if my teenage sister knows what that is.

That high school that Rodrick knows defiantly wants to duck Susan. Which I understand and agree with.

Holy shit that boy definitely changed. And he’s absolutely a milf fucker.

And the amount of pee in pools is one of the big reasons I don’t like public pools.

I also am a indoor person and spent all my summer in doors. Although I was the kid who just wanted to read. Not video games.

Girl Holly is 7th grade going on 8th. I don’t think she’s getting married dude.

The last day of school is the day you turn in your textbooks.

Holly is absolutely out of Greg’s league. She’s way too good of a person.

Holy shit Hollys sister is hot. Me and Rodrick would be friends. We have the same tastes in women.

I agree with Greg and Frank on Li’l Cutie. Looks annoying.

So does no one else want to use that TV? It’s the living room.

“Just finished up some sports”

Is Rodrick laughing that Greg’s not being alllowed video games or because he knows his father is useless and can’t unplug the Tv?

I love that Susan is trying to get Greg and Frank to get along. Also Greg and Rodrick are sitting way to close on that couch. It’s completely empty and Greg sits right next to his brother that he hates.

If my dad forced me to get in a boat with him to fish on the weekend during the summer I would drown myself. Fishing is boring and I hate boats.

I would join Susan’s book club. Not just because I love reading. I love Susan.

Rowley offered to bring you to a country club. A bunch of rich people get together. I would go. The food is bound to be amazing.

As a slight history fan I would also be board by a reenactment of the civil war. I’m just curious which team Greg and Frank are on. I’m assuming the Union as they win the battle.

What an internship? It’s like a job where they exploit young kids who need the work and experience and they don’t pay their worker. Totally not slavery with extra steps.

Greg really is a huge liar.

I’m not surprised that Patty’s parents are apart of a country club. She feels like the type. But seriously I still love Patty so much. Aggressive and loves beating the shit out of boys. Love that in a girl. Also I would not be surprised if her and Greg got together years in the future.

I really am just learning that I like bitchy women.

I also love piece of shit men.

The dog hates Greg and I get it.

Are you kidding me? Rodrick is the type who would love to visit a country club but no one would like him there. But he could pay for it. So they have to let him be there.

So is Greg’s fake break up going to be with Holly this time?

They keep trying to convince me that Rodrick is considered a loser but he would be getting so much pussy. Has a band, shitty but not too shitty, and hot. He is not a loser. Sure so don’t think he’s super popular but I’m thinking young Dean Winchester kind of popular.

They’re sharing ice cream? I’d rather die.

Oh my god it’s Mr World Wide!

If someone got decapitated and on a ride the ride would not still be up. I’m just skipping this but just in case.

Seriously dude you have a phone. Just use that to call for help.

That is not how 911 works. Like at all. They would have done nothing because Greg didn’t say anything.

I love Rodrick and his weird relationship with Rodrick.

Damn this time it’s Rowley being the one to lie.

Greg is a pathological liar.

This little girl is the best.

Seriously just tell Holly that you are now fully nude. Better then her finding out by looking down and seeing your dick. Or even worse. Patty seeing it.

At least Holly didn’t see you in the tiny pink shorts with Princess on the ass.

The conflict starts so late in these movies I swear. An hour in and nothing has happened that isn’t just disconnected mess.

Just throw the pot roast away. Nope they’re just going to eat it?

I do know that Rodricks love song for Heather is viral on TikTok and it is an embarrassment. Seriously.

Rowley Greg lies all the time I think that he’ll understand.

It’s not with Holly that Greg’s lies get out of hand it’s his dad his lie with Holly has been discovered with Dad however.

So his fake break up is with Dad this time.

Holy shit Frank said the line!!! I’m not angry I’m just disappointed.

It is no coincidence that the boys in Spag Union saluted and really weirdly in their promotional video.

I’m assuming he’s not going to Spag Union.

This movie has some rather violent things. Disney would never let them say things like decapitation and that someone cut off their hand.

That is definatly not camping.

This camp leader is almost certainly a racist. I can just sense it. And like the type who is in the KKK. That kind of racist.

Ah Frank. And you made two mistakes. We’ll see how Manny turns out.

You should fire your ice sculpturist.

Girl you should not be looking forward to this performance. It’s going to be bad.

This is already the worst rendition of Justin Beibers Baby. And not only are we only a few seconds in but also I already don’t like the original.

Y’all Rowley is and will always be popular with the ladies.

I mean it was good but I think I like the other two better. It’s just not the same.