#I have no idea what this means

[circus-clangen]

T̷̡̡̨̢̨̟͔̠̪͕̟̞̺͉̠̩̹̲̬̲͓̝̻̝͈̹̭̤̗͚̹̘̭͎̥̑͐̓̿̇͑̀̈̂͛̈́͒̒̊͗͗̅̋̀̔̈́̿̕̚̚͘͜͠Ḩ̷̨̞̼̤̙̹̖͖̎̈́́̓̊̓̓͜Ë̷͔͈̣̹̘̳͈̝͙͊̋̍͊̆͂̉̔͂̇̓̽͑̄̊̇̍͛̐̃́͗̏̒̊̑̂̔̓͐͛̇̽͑̈́̎́̐̚͝͠ ̸̢̢̧̡̧̡̙͍̠̖̫͕̥͓̠͔̭͔͔̱̤̙͕̞̼͚̩͇͙̪͉̺̹̺̱͇́͊̑̈͛̓̋̋̄́̐̿̃̀͒̇̇́̕͘͘͠͝ͅͅͅͅS̷̨̢̨̛̹̖͉͕̤͎̜̗͕̬͓̠͚͓̲͚̖̱̖̹͈̙͇̘͎̖͖̺͍̙̜̣̗̱̼̯͈͙͗̊̆̅̊͋̊̂̀̀̀̇̓̅̐͗̒͆̍̾̑̆̚͜͝ͅT̴͙͓̟̻͍͎͎̙̺̙̞̮̲͉̳̂̇́̂͐̈́͆͂́́̓̓̔̇̀̈̊̈́͋͊͋͗̃̈͛̈̀͠ͅͅǪ̸̨̡̛̯̮̗̘̪̫͇̺͚̻̣̆͛͋̍̊̈́́͆̈̇͒̊̀̄͐̂̆́̊̊̒̽̂̈́́̂͊̆͂̒̉͘͘Ř̴̢̧̢̨̼̗͕̦̯̬̝͓͖͖͓̟̺̺̘̠̜̺̜̙͎̅̎̅̄͒̿͌͐̓̂̂̉̾̓́͊̚ͅM̴̬̘̘͎̦̫̤͎͙͈̩͍̔̐̓̀͂̊͐̃͂̄͑̌̍͛͌̑͋̀͘̕͜ ̸̧̢̡̨̢͕͚͔̖̩̦̮̬̜͔̦̼̹̭͉̲̹̲͔̮̼̭͙̯͉͍̜̟̭̺̝͕̤͓͕̐̅̐̋̎̕͜͜I̶̢̢̡͕͔̪̤̮͕͔̬̝̦̓̓̅͂̾͂́̓͗͛̈͌̐̋̾̌͛̈͐̂̚͝͝͠S̵̨̨̨̨̧̡̛̮̥̺̳̟̝̹̩̠͚̠͈͇̺̥͈͎̭̦̫̬̠̯̬͚͖͚͇̖̱̓́̈̇̓̀̍̀͌̒͆̐̀͑͆̊̉̄͗́̇̆̏̽̆̀̑̅͊͊͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͠ ̷̧̧̨̼̙̭͕͚͈͕̪̉͐̆̈̈́͒̇̓̾̂͊̌̆́̾̈̆̂͌́̑ͅC̴̢̨̢̛̟͈̭̮͚̣̟̲̠̳̝̻̺̺̣͇̞̟̘̋̈́̋̈́͛͑̂͊̈́̎͌́̌͒̿̓͆̾̈͒͆̅͐͐͋̎̏̿̈́̈́͐̓̑̕̚͘͘͠͠͝͝͠O̵̡̡̗͕͓̼̞̗̻͎͇͖͉̼̳̫̻̖̳̲͕̺̰͙͚̩͔̝̘̠͍̤̰̰̞̒̈̈́̂̅̈́̀̆́͂͒͐͂̅̚͜͝M̶͖̐̊̔̋͊̄̋́̍́́͒̀͗̓̈́̋́̎͑̈́̾̓̀̀̎̕̚̕͠͝͝Į̴̧̧̛̫̝̦͈͚̺͈͉̠̫͍̗̭̗̥̩̺̟̜͓͙͍̮̰̯̪̤̗̤̫̩͈̳̝̤̰̰̱̑̍̑̀̀͂̍̍̿̾̈́̔̽̈́̇͌̅̏̊̈́̅̏́̿̌͌̃̕̚̚͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅN̶̡̢̢̨͕͈̭̙͉̟̠̼͎̼̰̘͖̻̯̠͚͕̣͓͓̥̤̣͇̤̣̪̪̪̪͇͙̚͝Ğ̸̨͙̠͚͎͙̻̰̖̫̞̥̖͇͓͚̗̭͔͈̝̗̘̊̄̃͑̐͜͜͝ͅͅ.̴̛͕͖̠̫̀̌̾̾͐͛͌͂̒̎̃́̂̾͗̿̐͊͋̚ͅ

Many secrets hide behind the rain

[transhuman-priestess]

My dream is to write the Elfen Lied of robot girl stories

[n0va-xp]

me when the woke left propaganda gets into my horror podcast

[seagull9111]

i have this one draft and i burst out laughing every time i see it

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

A take coming from someone who is both an Fgo player and a Fire emblem fan.

If Alear were a servant, I think Alear would be a ruler class servant.

The whole thing with Rulers is that they are servants with no wish for the Holy grail, servants put in place to act as mediators of a conflict, stepping in only when absolutely necessary and possessing the ability to restrict the movements of hostile servants and to guide and protect their allies under any circumstances.

And while certain aspects of that don't fit, overall it feels like the best class for Alear to have....also cause the only other class that really fits is Saber and I feel that would be boring.

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[inky-duchess]

were nobles as tall as models?

[taintandviolent]

Next time learn to be more polite bitch

………….what

[roachymochi]

Horns are a visual motif all through Elden Ring, but there is a big difference in feel between base game horns and Shadow realm horns.

Base game : horns are tree-like. Looks like roots/branch, some are even budding AT their tip (ancestral spirit). Horn curse IS called a "seedbed".

SotE : horns are worm-like. Stone worm- mask is traditionnal ritual attire. Looks twisting and writhing. Best horns are formed by many small horns emerging (gross). Hornsent are plagued by a bug transformation disease. Their jail are full of still moving frozen worms. (Also the jar guts creatures have some proto flesh wings, making the whole process reminiscent of Chrysalide)

[yeahiwasintheshit]

if @d-e-a-d-e-y-e's own mother was on Tumblr, I wouldn't be surprised if he were still trying to hit on her through the anon button, let's not even get started on the kind of mother he has, I'm sure she would have just loved receiving those dirty and creepy anonymous messages from her own son, I mean, that must be a dream come true for her to have a son who objectifies and sexually harasses women online. Poet, the son of a failed marriage and son of a deadbeat dad. How poetic that they both resort to jerking off over some naked tumblr women because they couldn't even keep their own family together. And now poet thinks it's his turn to satisfy mommy? Sorry, Poet, but even Viagra can't fix a broken home.

[incorrectheartstopper]

New totally real quote that is in the books totally

Nick: *At Charlie's door*

Charlie: Hey!

Nick: You, me, bedroom, now.

Charlie *Blushing* sorry what? 

Tori: *Appears out of no where* Nick would say that

Nick: *REALIZATION INTENSIFIES* 

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Dear author, can you show Kirch's appearance using neural networks?

I love reading you! Have a good mood and forgive me for my bad English. ❤

Don't apologize for your English! ❤️

I just don't understand what you mean because I am incredibly stupid 💔🥲

Someone please explain to me in the comments what Anon means!

[wolfisland]

joy -the conner

the connerrrrrr

[peachdoxie]

me: *sitting by the laundromat door playing a game on my phone*

random guy in his 50s that I've never seen before as he leaves the laundromat: I didn't want to bother you for the longest time so I just kept buying more clothes

me, to the guy: haha, yeah :)

me, internally: what the fuck does that mean??

[stressedbeetle]

I find it interesting how Ahsoka said that Sabine was destined to make the choice to "join" the bad guys yet the nightsisters didn't see it and says it's a loose thread

[eloras-account]

cough cough...

cough cough

[solemnly-lament]

awawawawawawa

"Interesting."