#I have more sympathy for Phil tbh — out there dating every emo twink in the region or willing to travel hoping they’re the one
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Just did a biiiiiiiiig ol tweak on my dating app profile, let’s try this again boys 🫡
#me talking#dan snags the hottest dyke in the world 15 years ago and they just happen to be bragging about her 13 inch cock today#but me? me I gotta be out in the trenches I gotta be knee deep in mud#oh dan just had to send a million stalky tweets?? I have to SWIPE#can dan even Concieve of the torture that is the swipe game?????#he wouldn’t last five minutes out here let alone five months#I have more sympathy for Phil tbh — out there dating every emo twink in the region or willing to travel hoping they’re the one#until they were :’)#no wait ! I’m not here to get soft !! I’m here to be indignant — dating apps are a nightmare but the only way out is through✨#(and hopefully I come through the other side with a girlfriend this time 🤞🤞🤞🤞)
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