#I have miniature eye bags and exactly two barely-visible forehead lines and you can pry them from my cold dead hands | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 2 months ago

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Little kids: [begging their moms for collagen serums for some fucking reason]

Me, an adult: [praying at my bedside like a little kid in a Michael Landon production] “Dear God, I ask you to please grant me bigger eye bags and get rid of anything cherubic in my face. Amen.”

#I have miniature eye bags and exactly two barely-visible forehead lines and you can pry them from my cold dead hands #I love skincare but fuck the skincare industry for giving these little babies body dysmorphia #Skincare should be about having healthy skin and smelling things; not about looking flawless or de-aging like wtf #YOU HAVE NO WRINKLES #YOU’RE NOT EVEN AT THE PART WHERE YOU GET ACNE #Good god #Get some tutti fruity lip balm some sunscreen and a tube of body butter that smells like strawberries.#Sugar scrub for after washing their hands because it’s fun and smells nice #Boom! Child skincare.#YOU DON’T NEED TONER THERE IS NOTHING TO TONE

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