A Trusted Friend In Science
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Chapter Twenty - Unknown year.
Near Misses.
After figuring out which testing track Chell was on and reattaching Wheatley to the management rail, Doug once again found himself running ahead with the intention of depositing supplies in some of his now-exposed hiding places. He'd been against it at first, or rather the cube had, not comfortable with the broken-down state the facility was in. Not only was it harder to avoid GLaDOS's cameras with the crumbled walls, but travelling between chambers had gotten more dangerous due to the aged structures. Still, he'd persevered, his unwillingness to abandon Chell overpowering his apprehension.
Wheatley had yet to find a blind spot in which to contact her, but Doug had caught glimpses of him travelling the rail alongside the tests, keeping an eye on them both. He'd seen Chell once, entering chamber two just as he was leaving it. Although she was bearing up well, her expression betrayed her anxiety. There was a raw edge of sorrow to her demeanour too, which he attributed to grief for her father.
"It might help if she knew you were alive," the cube spoke up as he added a full tin of beans to the row of empty cans in one of his dens.
"What am I supposed to do?" he asked quietly, mindful of the gaping hole in the wall that led to test chamber three. "Write 'hi Chell, I'm alive lol' on a wall?"
The cube snorted at his heavy sarcasm. "It would get the job done."
"No," he said firmly. "She's seen my graffiti. She probably thinks that whoever wrote all this stuff is crazy. And she'd be right." He glanced up at the murals he'd painted in the room, images that made very little logical sense. During a long-ago period of restlessness, he'd managed to get his favourite song to loop on the radio, and had incorporated the lyrics into his work. The song had seemed to speak directly to him, which had been depressing, but at the same time he'd found its melody soothing.
"You need to get over thinking she'd judge you," the cube told him sternly. "She knows better than that, and you know she does. Let her know you're alive. She needs something to help her keep going. Tenacity alone won't always cut it."
Doug sighed, crouching to avoid being seen by the security camera in the test chamber, and sneaked over to the opposite side of the room. He switched the radio on, letting the music calm him, its familiar words once again questioning whether he'd given up. As before, he felt determined to prove them wrong.
“I can’t just…” he began, trailing off almost at once. “I already told Wheatley not to mention me to her, so doing this just seems…”
“She won’t know everything,” the cube countered. “Just that you’re alive.”
The cube had a point, as it often did when he let his fear control him. He wanted nothing more than to stay there and simply wait for Chell to arrive. He knew that wouldn’t be long, as she was only one chamber behind, but he couldn’t bring himself to face her, knowing that he’d been the one to place her life in danger. Although he was afraid, however, the thought of leaving her no clue as to his survival made him feel almost panicky.
Before he could change his mind, he drew a pen from his pocket and scurried over to the can of beans he’d left for her, bringing it back over to the ‘safe’ side of the den. Hand trembling just a little, he pressed the pen nib to the stark white label and wrote ‘Don’t give up’.
“That’s it?” the cube squawked.
He shot it a look over his shoulder. “It’s enough.”
“But how will she know who…”
“If she hears that song,” he interrupted, “she’ll know.”
The sound of GLaDOS’s voice emanating from the speaker outside the door startled him. He dropped the can and the pen next to the radio, hurrying over to the broken wall panels on the far side of the room. Carefully, mindful of the murky, bottomless drop below, he scrambled out of the den and climbed up the girders and mechanical arms on the outside of the chamber until he was safely perched on top of it. It was slow going, what with the constant ache in his leg and the extra weight of the portal gun, tucked in securely next to the cube, but he made it unseen.
“Now what?” the cube asked.
“On to the next one,” Doug replied softly.
Ever since GLaDOS had dropped her unceremoniously into the incinerator room, Chell had been wracking her brain for an escape plan. So far, she hadn't had much luck, settling back into testing compliantly to keep the A.I. appeased until she thought of something. Although there were still places where she could have gotten out of the test chambers, the sheer drop down put her off trying to leave that way. Despite the boots she was wearing, the fall looked like a death sentence.
GLaDOS wasn't allowing her a moment's peace, constantly prodding and berating her about the fact that Chell had shut her down, resorting to cheap shots about her 'horrible' personality and her adoption. It seemed that the powerful supercomputer had conveniently forgotten that she had been the one to attack first. Chell let the comments wash over her, not allowing them to rattle her. She had bigger concerns than GLaDOS's petty opinions.
A hole in the wall caught her attention as she entered test chamber three, and she darted over to it, wondering if it was an exit. It wasn't, but it was interesting nonetheless. Dropping down into the once-hidden room, she glanced around, taking in the empty bean cans, the outlandish murals on the walls and, most of all, the radio that was playing something other than the irritating Samba tune she'd heard before.
Wait, she thought suddenly, I know this song.
Doug had driven her crazy with it once, playing it on a loop on his car stereo when they'd taken a lunch break outside and retreated to the car to avoid the rain.
Her stomach gave a lurch, and she rationally tried to figure out if it was possible for the radio to have been playing during the entire, unknown amount of time she'd been in suspension. It was unlikely, even with Aperture’s longevity track record. She crouched down to investigate it, checking for wet paint or fingerprints. The toe of her boot sent a tin rolling. Letting go of the portal device, she reached out and stopped it, her eyebrows shooting up in surprise as she realised it was unopened.
She set the device on the ground and picked up the tin, wondering if it had been forgotten about or left deliberately. It was as she was turning it over in her hands that she saw the message, the handwriting shaky but still familiar.
Chell exhaled noisily, closing her eyes briefly. A quick search of the immediate area yielded a pen, the same kind of cheap ball-point that was once found in every office.
Why would he have left that behind? she wondered inwardly. Is it just that he left in a hurry, or does he expect me to use it?
When she looked back at the writing, she saw that her thumb had smudged the end of the D and her heart did a little flip.
Still drying, she thought elatedly. He left because...I entered the chamber. He is alive.
She closed her eyes again, grinning stupidly in relief, then took another cursory glance at the paintings. There was nowhere on them that would show her writing clearly. She would take a leaf out of Doug's book and use the cans. Lunging across the room, she snatched one up and pondered what to write. There was so much she wanted to say. In the end, though, she settled for ‘Please don’t run. Let's escape.' Chances were he wouldn't return, but she resolved to repeat the message at every opportunity.
He’s running ahead of me. So I need to catch up.
Chell wasn’t stupid. She realised that he wasn’t medicated, and she didn’t know how it had affected him. The dioramas on the walls were not the work of an entirely stable mind, and yet he was leaving her supplies that she needed. He’d obviously kept up with his art therapy, which suggested he’d also continued the calming techniques that his regular therapist had taught him. There was a chance that he’d maintained some semblance of his old life. Feeling a little selfish, she clung to that hope. She wasn’t sure how she’d get through to him otherwise.
Spurred on by fresh motivation, she solved the test quickly and progressed to the next chamber, the one after that, and the one after that. She found a few more of Doug’s refuges, some with water and food in, but no new signs that he’d been there recently enough to catch.
GLaDOS had responded to her new determined speed by complaining that she was solving the tests faster than they could be built. Chell knew that that was not strictly true, since what GLaDOS was doing was making the tests usable again rather than building new ones, but she was well acquainted with how her robotic adversary stretched the truth. With more to occupy her mind, she was finding it even easier to ignore GLaDOS’s taunting. The A.I. did not react to Chell’s lack of interest, which was mildly irritating but not wholly unexpected. They were both pros at trying to get a rise out of each other.
In chamber nine, Chell made a slightly startling discovery, catching sight of Wheatley hiding in a blind spot near the ceiling. Since she could only see and hear him when she stepped on an aerial faith plate that shot her up in the air, his explanation for not being deactivated was more garbled than usual, as he did not stop his flow of speech whenever she dropped out of earshot. By the time that GLaDOS lowered the ceiling and cut him off from view, all that Chell had surmised was that the core was attributing his survival to a bird.
Whatever happened to him must have damaged his circuits a little, she theorised.
As she solved the test, she pondered the matter further, stringing two and two together and deciding that Doug was probably involved somehow. She simply couldn't see any other way that Wheatley would have gotten himself fixed and back on the management rail if not with human help. It certainly wasn't a bird.
As she stepped into the elevator, she sighed in frustration. Everything would be so much simpler if she could only talk. She could just ask Wheatley, rather than having to rely on guesswork. Cautiously, she attempted a quiet, "Hello?" She heard her soft rush of breath, but nothing else.
"Godammit," she hissed, partly in disappointment, partly to see if she could whisper. She could, after a fashion, but it sounded difficult to decipher, even to her ears.
Biting down her distress and anger, she picked up her steady mantra that had seen her through her first set of tests: Carry on, carry on, carry on.
Having collected more rain water in the large containers he'd rediscovered in his hiding places, Doug was busy distributing it into smaller bottles that would be easier to carry around. With the cube and the portal gun, he was fairly weighed down already, but the water was necessary. Using a mixture of portals and his old climbing routes, he'd found his way into an old den in the ceiling of chamber twelve. He was far enough ahead that he could take a moment to rest. His leg still throbbed, but it was feeling stronger, and food and water had put a little colour in his pale face.
Setting down his heavy bag, Doug lowered himself to the floor, his back against a mural he'd forgotten he'd painted. It was nice to sit down for a while. He felt as if he'd been running for days, although in reality it was probably only a few hours. Chell was most likely suffering too, her only respite in the elevators between tests.
"Ah! There you are!"
Doug jumped violently as the cheerful voice shattered his peace. His eyes flew open and he spotted Wheatley peering in the gap to his left, between the ceiling and the wall.
"Been looking for you for ages! I've got an idea, right. I'm going to orchestrate a situation so I can have a word with our lady down there, and I need your help for that, cos, uh, you actually have hands."
Blinking as he registered the core's hurried speech, Doug scrambled wearily to his feet, fighting hard to focus on Wheatley as shadowed figures dogged his peripheral vision.
"You're okay," the cube said quietly, injecting some calm into his mentality. "You're in control, not them."
"What did you have in mind?" he asked Wheatley, pushing the hallucinations aside as best he could.
Wheatley fixed him with an eager, blue stare. "Well, I thought she should know that we're working to get her out of there, you know, so that she's ready to escape when the time comes. But I can't do that with Her watching everything. But don't panic, it's okay, right, cos I found a way to slow up the door mechanism. So, uh, if you'll just...follow me. We can use the door to this chamber below."
"Is Chell far behind?"
"No. I just caught sight of her in the test before this one."
Doug nodded and used the cube as a step up to reach the top of the wall where the core waited.
"Wait here," he told it. "I'll be as quick as I can."
"Be careful," it said sagely.
Turning back to Wheatley, Doug glanced at the potential route to the door. "Hmm," he muttered. "Portal device isn't going to help me here."
It was going to be a steep climb above the yawning gap into nothingness. Just looking at it made his stomach flip.
"Although..."
Hopping back down, he picked up the gun and shot a portal into the room’s single compatible surface: a few panels in the ceiling.
"Might make for an easier return trip."
He moved the cube out of its bag, dropping the portal device safely inside. Then he swung the strap across his shoulder and returned to the wall.
"You still have to get down there," the cube pointed out.
"I don't suppose you know how secure you are on the rail, do you?" he asked, glancing at Wheatley with a raised eyebrow.
The core narrowed his optic suspiciously. "Why?"
Doug opened his mouth to reply, but was swiftly cut off by Wheatley's cynical tones.
"Oh wait, wait, wait, I know what you're about. What is it with you humans, eh? You...you...you look at me and all you see is a means to an end. I mean, do I look like a bloody zip line to you?"
Doug glanced at him, trying to keep his expression neutral. With his bottom handle looking so invitingly handy and the management rail gently sloping towards the chamber entrance, the core did rather look like the key to progressing.
"Um," Doug began diplomatically, "well, not exactly..."
"Don't bother," Wheatley snapped, sounding exasperated. "Don't even bother. I can see it in your face, mate, and I'm...I'm disappointed, truth be told."
Doug sighed, holding up a hand. "Now, look-"
"Oh!" the core interrupted. "I just thought of something else that's disappointing. What if our combined weight is too much for this rail, eh? What if we both plummet to our horrible, grisly deaths? Cos you know what, that would be really bloody disappointing."
"It's a short journey," Doug shot back, his voice firm. "I think we'll be okay. I promise you, I don't weigh much. Not after three years without a square meal."
"You want to risk your life, that's up to you," Wheatley argued waspishly. "I don't see why you should drag me into it as well. Good old dispensable Wheatley, what does it matter if he falls into a deadly pit of death? Well I'll tell you why that matters, it matters because....uh....because....well, it just does, okay? Honestly, you humans, you think just because you created us, you're the boss of everything, well you're not. Okay? One day, I might be the boss and, uh, and then...well, I haven't thought that far ahead, to be honest, but something important will definitely happen."
"Meanwhile," Doug cut in, "Chell will have walked right past us and we'll have lost our opportunity."
The sphere halted, optic shifting as he considered. "Ah," he said. "You may have a point there." He glanced down at the drop beneath him, then hurriedly looked away. "Oh god, I really, really don't advise that."
"Look, just don't look down and move as fast as you can," Doug recommended. "We'll be there before you even register that we're going."
Wheatley made a short collection of sounds, imitating a sigh and a few fearful grumbles. "All right, all right. Let's get it over with, for god's sake. And if we die, it will be entirely on your head."
"Fine," Doug muttered, perching himself on the edge and reaching for Wheatley's lower handle. The murky depths of the pit stretched out shadowy tendrils, threatening to grab him and pull him into the darkness.
Oh god, I can't do this.
"You can," the cube called to him. "Don't look. It isn't real, Doug. It isn't real."
"Ready?" he asked Wheatley, thankfully managing to disguise the tremble in his voice.
"No," the core said obstinately. "Just remember to tuck your legs up, we'll be going through a fairly small gap at the end."
"Okay."
Tightening his grip, Doug took a deep breath and let himself slide off the edge. His body swung out into emptiness, the portal device clunking gently against his back. His stomach was immediately invaded by a small army of butterflies, his heart dropping into his shoes.
Why the hell did I think this was a good idea?
Following his suggestion rather more literally than he had expected, Wheatley shot off at top speed down the rail, causing Doug to fight the air resistance as he tried to keep his legs up.
Holy crap!
Keeping a death grip on the handle, staring adamantly straight ahead, Doug clenched his teeth as he battled his fear. But then they were slowing, drifting through a square hole in the wall, turning several corners, then finally emerging in a dimly-lit corridor. Doug let go immediately, landing on solid floor only to lose his balance and stumble against the wall. He was shaking, breathing hard. Wheatley stopped, spinning to face him. It was difficult to tell which one of them had been more terrified. Although it soon became apparent that only one of them was suffering after effects.
"Well," the core said cheerfully. "That wasn't too bad, actually. Reckon we could do that again."
"No," Doug panted, shaking his head as he crouched down, "I am never doing that again."
"It was your bloody idea," Wheatley huffed.
"Yes, but that doesn't mean it didn't scare the hell out of me."
Wheatley shook his optic from side to side, mumbling a tetchy, "Humans." Then he paused, tilting to one side as if he was listening to something. "The lift's on its way," he reported. "Come over here, we'll shut down the door."
Still on wobbly legs, Doug straightened up and complied. Wheatley halted beside a panel he'd obviously opened, displaying the mechanism for the door.
"What do you need me to do?"
"Look up in the gap that the missing ceiling tile left," Wheatley instructed.
Doug did so, hopping up onto a nearby desk. He found the nest almost at once, bringing it down into the light with a sceptical expression. There were three eggs inside it.
"A bird's nest?" he said in disbelief.
"Yep," Wheatley beamed proudly. "Chuck 'em in."
Frowning, Doug stared at him. "You want me to...throw eggs in the door mechanism?"
"Yes, it's brilliant. Trust me."
Shrugging, he threw the whole thing into the workings behind the panel. It sparked, emitting a pathetic groaning noise. Then they heard GLaDOS’s words of complaint as she told Chell to stay put.
“Cheers!” Wheatley said brightly, zipping away down the rail, turning into the observation room through the only other open door in the corridor.
Doug followed, keeping out of sight, pulling the portal device out of the bag and hugging it to his chest. He would need it soon. He just wanted to find out exactly what Wheatley was saying.
“I found some bird eggs up here,” the core was explaining. “Just dropped ‘em into the door mechanism. Shut it right down!”
Just as Doug was thanking the heavens that Wheatley had remembered to keep him out of things, there came a whisper of wings, and he just had time to see a dark, feathered shape flit through the open door.
“I – aaggh!” yelled Wheatley in apparent shock. “Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!”
Doug froze in bewildered surprise, a guilty smile lingering on his face as he listened to the personality sphere sliding back and forth on his rail to get away from the creature. After a beat, he heard him return.
“Okay. That’s probably the bird, innit, that laid the eggs? Livid!”
Doug shook his head, still smiling, and wondered how Chell was reacting.
“Okay, look, the point is we’re going to break out of here, all right? Very soon, I promise, I promise,” the core reassured her. “I just have to figure out how. To...break us out of here. Here she comes!”
Not wanting to stick around, Doug fired a portal in the wall further down the corridor and dropped through the one he’d placed in the den’s ceiling. It wasn’t a moment too soon, as the connection closed a fraction of a second after he’d passed through. He didn’t have time to fathom why, however, as his awkward landing caused a large panel to fall out of the floor.
Eyes wide as he struggled to regain his balance, Doug watched the tile tumble down past a hard-light bridge and land with a quiet splash in the pool of toxic goo below.
“Shit!” he hissed vehemently. There was a place at the very back of his mind that was grateful for whatever GLaDOS was saying over the room’s speakers that would drown out his panicked word.
He shifted his weight sideways, letting himself fall and roll out of harm’s way. There was no time to take a breather, however. He knew that there was a chance that Chell had caught a glimpse of his lab coat. Even if she hadn’t, she was likely to explore the hiding place at any moment.
Doug hurried over to the cube, quickly repacking his bag. Taking care to avoid the gap in the floor, he passed it, scrambling across the air conditioning ducts and disappearing into the shadows beyond. Behind him, he heard the pop of a portal opening in the ceiling, followed by the sound of Chell’s boots.
“Focus,” cautioned the cube.
I am focused, he argued silently. Come on. We need to catch up with Wheatley.
“Good job with the bird eggs back there,” Wheatley said, as soon as Doug had pinned him down between test chambers.
“Hello to you too,” Doug murmured under his breath.
Wheatley barrelled on, unperturbed. “I’ve been thinking about our escape, right. I’ve got an idea. Ahh, you’re gonna love this, honestly, it’s tremendous. So, I was thinking about how our original plan was just to go up in the lift, okay, and I thought to myself ‘why change it?’ I mean, it��s still the best plan we’ve got going for us so far.”
Doug frowned in disagreement, but Wheatley continued before he could voice his thoughts.
“No, I hear you say, She is still holding us back. And right now, you’d be right. But what if she wasn’t? Um, holding us back, that is.”
“Uh…well, obviously that would be great,” the scientist spoke up, “but she’s not as easy to take down as you might think. I couldn’t do it. That’s why I needed Chell.”
“His plan is to do exactly what we were already trying to do?” the cube put in scathingly.
“Shh,” Doug pacified.
Wheatley peered at him, optic narrowed. “I didn’t say anything.”
“Not you. Never mind. What was your idea?”
“It’s simple, really. Genius. We don’t kill her, we replace her. Y’know, do a core transfer and put me in her place. I can summon the lift, we all leave. Easy.”
Doug arched an eyebrow, considering the idea. It wasn’t as ridiculous or far-fetched as he’d expected Wheatley’s plans to be. In fact, it might even be the easiest way out.
“She won’t be eligible for a core transfer unless her central core is corrupt,” he said, already recalling the route to a usable console.
“Yeah, but you can do that, can’t you?” Wheatley asked, tilting a little.
“I can, if I can get to the right office.” Turning back to the sphere, he added, “Have you figured out when you can break Chell out of the testing track?”
“Not quite, but I’ve got a plan for that too. Leave it with me, mate. Working on it.” He bobbed in a confident kind of nod.
“Be careful. She’s always watching.”
But it seemed that where GLaDOS was concerned, Wheatley was as paranoid as he was.
“If GLaDOS finds you or suspects what we’re up to, she’ll fight back,” Doug told him gravely.
Wheatley looked at the floor, an air of nervousness overtaking him. “How?”
“In my experience,” he shrugged, “turrets or neurotoxin. Those are her favourites.”
“Weellll,” Wheatley said, drawing the word out, “I reckon Chell and I could stop by turret control and the neurotoxin generator on our way to the main chamber. You know, shut everything down so that she can’t use them against us. That would give you plenty of time to get to the console thingy and work a little bit of corruption magic. Err….science. Swap that in. Meant science. Of course!”
Doug shot him a quick smile. “Now that is a truly excellent plan.”
The core beamed at him, lifting his lower handle in a vague imitation of a smile.
“I’m going to keep tracking Chell until you break her out,” Doug went on. “Then I’ll make my way to the office.”
“Okay. I’d better go. I’ve got a meeting with the nanobot crew.”
“You’ve got a what?” Doug called after him, but the sphere was already moving along the rail.
“Hmph,” said the cube, with feeling.
“He needs to work on his greetings and leave-takings,” he commented dryly.
“At least he’s not welcoming you with ‘You’re looking good today’ anymore,” the cube pointed out.
Doug rubbed his tired, gritty eyes. “It was never true anyway.”
“Oh, stop.”
“What?”
“Anyone would think you were Quasimodo the way you go on,” the cube scolded. “Let’s get moving. Chell must be in chamber fourteen at least by now.”
Smiling to himself a little, Doug did as it suggested and took off running.
No illustration this week. I just didn’t have time.
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