#I have engineered the thickest thighs known to man
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After the wholesome Christmas Jalim drawing, I had to slut it up with Elf!Salim 😩
I'm very aware that I have turned Jason into the ultimate short king bc I'm a big fan of absurd height differences lol
Also in this very niche AU, Dar is Santa Claus who got shot at by Jason last Christmas so now Salim is exclusively tasked to deliver all the gifts to Americans only (Jason catches him in the act and boom, love at first sight).
#I have engineered the thickest thighs known to man#Very important that Salim delivers on the pudgy#Also Jason wished himself an AR-15#That's the only gun I know and Jason is a true patriot#au#christmas#elf#jalim#hoa#wip#doodlemania#art#my art
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