#I have a theory both of them went through an emo phase in high school and I have no proof to back it up

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Haikyuu Family Headcanons

Okay so my friend @panbitchx and i spent the whole day thinking about the family lives of some of our haikyuu boys since the anime gives us little to nothing about it for most of them,,,,,,so enjoy what we came up with!

This is only part 1 with all the karasuno first years. More parts will follow!

Hinata

So we know about him growing up with his mom and his little sister Natsu

Since their household is female dominated Hinata never had a problem with doing “girly stuff” like playing tea parties or smth with his sister because he knows it doesn’t make him less of a man or anything and it’s just normal to him !

Hinata always uses a fruity shampoo which is because when they were little shoyo and natsu took baths together and used the same shampoo. He grew up just using the shampoo that his mom and sister use as well because why bother buying a different one when it smells so good??

He’s naturally a cheerful and happy person but it was for sure greatly influenced by his sister. When she was a baby he always tried to make her laugh

All in all a sweet older brother, his mom raised him well, 10/10 would recommend as son

Kageyama

We had a bit of a conflict with this one because it could go exactly two ways with him

Possibility #1 is the obvious choice of him being an only child

If he grew up without siblings he for sure fell into the classic role of a selfish only child who was spoiled by his parents

He didn’t really adapt to the concept of teamwork which is what ultimately resulted in his King-phase in middle school

As a child he was used to things going his way and compromising was just not something he had to deal with a lot so he became very demanding, especially since there was a gap in talent between him and his fellow players

Possibility #2 for his family is him having an older brother!

His brother is about the same age as Tsukishima’s brother and they probably are friends too, maybe they were even on the same volleyball team in high school

Kageyama’s brother is actually quite similar with Akiteru,,,a very sweet guy who loves his brother and plays volleyball, he brought the sport to his sibling and taught Kageyama the basics, he also realized that the younger boy learns rather quick

He left the house rather early for college so Kageyama did end up spending a lot of his childhood on his own

The only problem with their dynamic was that their parents kind of favored their oldest son. They were really proud of him because he is very smart and succeeds well academically. It’s not Kageyama’s fault tho, since he was still rather young while his brother was busy at high school and impressing their parents

However because of this Kageyama felt kind of neglected and had this need to be successful as well. He put everything he had into volleyball since school stuff was pretty boring to him. He wanted to make his parents proud too but he slowly turned from ambitious to demanding which again resulted in his emo middle school King reputation

The relationship between Kageyama and his brother is not that bad tho, of course there is jealousy on Kageyama’s behalf and this subconscious need to be better or just like him,,but he also just really looks up to his brother and wants to make his parents proud like he did

His brother is also the reason why he admired Oikawa in middle school since he reminded Kageyama of his brother!

Our first choice for canon would be possibility #1 but we both enjoyed the second theory

Tsukishima

So we already know much about this household but we’ll go through it anyways

Akiteru and their father are very similar personality-wise but he looks more like their mom i think this is canon but i’m not sure while Tsukki looks more like their dad

Their father is really tall, probably also used to be an athlete,,,,also tsukki got his bad eyesight from him

Their mom however is short and really beautiful, also looks rather young. It happened more than once before that she and Tsukishima went shopping and people mistook her for his older sister!

I love that Tsukki is canonly a dinosaurs kid. He probably still has some figures standing in his room to this day but the only ones who see it are just his family or Yamaguchi anyways so why bother storing them away?

But all in all we know most of his family stuff canonly

Yamaguchi

So for this cutie we settled on him having like 2 older sisters

Both of them are really confident and cool and beautiful

Yams is pretty shy because he kinda grew up as the baby of the family, his sisters both being a few years older so he had everyone in the family cherishing him since he’s just adorable

He looks up to his sisters a lot because they are outgoing, confident, strong and independent women. They are kind of his rolemodels in that aspect!

Both of them would literally fight anyone who tries to hurt their baby brother, wouldn’t want to mess with these ladies,,they adore him but who wouldn’t

Yamaguchi is also a great son to have, he’s a caring person because he grew up in a very loving household with his parents and sisters!

Let me know if u got any additions or interjections for these since these are just our theories!!

[grumpygayming]

Do the odd questions for Aim and the evens for his twin whose name I forgot

Ok, for Aimilios & Amias

Aimilios

1. Do they prefer to wear headphones or earbuds when listening to music?

As a byproduct of being a dad…ear buds, that way he can share with Theo if need be or easily take them off when Theo needs him.

  3. Do they usually eat mild, medium, or spicy salsa?

Spicy, always spicy unless he’s sharing with Theo in which case it’s mild because the last time he tried to give him spicy food Theo cried for an hour afterwards & Aim felt like the worst dad ever.          

5. How do they react to finding out someone has a crush on them?

 It doesn’t faze him all that much unless the feelings are mutual, in which case he becomes a nervous mess trying not to ruin things between him and the other person, However, they would never find out about it because over the years he’s gotten pretty good at putting his feelings aside and acting as casual & charming as possible around them. He calls it a byproduct of being a performer.           

7. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

Aimilios would kick ass in a Zombie apocalypse. He would be the leader of his own group (probably his dance students, boyfriend, & son) and he would most definitely survive and as long as everyone listened to him they would too.            

9. How much ice do they put in their drinks?

The normal amount?         

11. What’s their desktop background?

He & Theo dancing in his studio on his last birthday, where a few of his co-workers threw a party for him.               

13. Did they have any phases? (e.g. emo, punk, scene…)

Is straight a phase? Cause, if so, yeah he went through attempting to be your average straight guy up until recently, he even joined baseball in high school to try & fit the mold.              

15. Are they the big spoon or the little spoon?

Big spoon most of the time, but he does enjoy being held and being the little spoon at times. But it’s not the norm.            

17. How do they like their toast?

Toasty.                         

19. What are they like as a neighbor?

Not gonna lie, Aim keeps some weird ass hours and if it’s near time for a performance he can be a pain in the as as a neighbor (if you live below him that is) because he’ll get up at three am to go over footwork, he stays quiet thought because he doesn’t want to wake Theo…so that’s a plus. But other than that he’s a great neighbor, he always has a stocked kitchen for Theo’s sake (trying to provide normalcy for his kid in a single parent household, blah, blah) so you can always ask him for a cup of sugar, or eggs, or whatever else. And he’s really friendly despite keeping to himself on account of being dead tired when he gets home after work.              

 21. What’s the weirdest thing you’re likely to find in their room?

His ballet barre

23. Do they like raisins in their pastries? If no, will it stop them from eating it?      

He hates raisins baked into most things and generally he won’t eat it but there are exceptions to the rule. Very few but they exist.

25. Does your muse listen to vinyl records? Do they use iTunes? Do they legally or  illegally download music?            

iTunes or streaming services, he does own a few vinyl records of his father’s but other than that he doesn’t listen to them.

27. Is your muse a dreamer or a realist?            

A little bit of both? When it comes to his personal happiness he’s definitely a dreamer but as far as how he can achieve things on the day to day he’s a realist.

29. What’s their Subway order?              

He will get whatever sounds good at the time since he doesn’t go to Subway all that often and when he does he usually goes for Theo and doesn’t get much of anything for himself.

31. What about themselves do they usually not tell people? What are they embarrassed of?          

His sexuality, even when it comes up, he’s still very used to being closeted  (I mean after a 13 year relationship with a woman and being closeted for 30 years…you’d be iffy about talking to people about it too lol) and he doesn’t quite know how to approach the subject. Even now that he’s in a serious relationship he doesn’t announce to the world that he has a boyfriend because of the personal awkwardness surrounding his sexuality, he does however want to show off his boyfriend all the time so it’s difficult for him.

He’s embarrassed of….nothing really.

33. White, red, or rose wine?           

Boxed? Not for the taste but he’s fond of the memories boxed wine brings, doesn’t matter the kind, just cheap, boxed wine. When he and his brother turned 21 they would drive out to their grandparent’s farm and drink boxed wine in the back of their pick up truck. As they got older and their cousins all turned 21 it became tradition to go to the farm every summer and drink their asses off together.

35. What’s their Starbucks order?             

Venti caramel macchiato, double shot of espresso & a chocolate croissant for Theo.

37. Do they believe in any conspiracy theories? Fear a zombie apocalypse/AI overtake? How do they think the world will end?              

He has no time for any of these, with how busy he is teaching, performing himself, & freelancing choreography on top of raising his son & making time for his boyfriend.

39. What would you see if you looked through their trashcan?            

Sketches, notes from his ex aka the mother of his son, old pens, and wrappers for protein bars.

41. Are they an exhibitionist? Do they ever change in front of windows? Have sex when they know people can see/hear?               

Hahhhh, he would never admit to it but he does like the thrill of other people being able to hear and see him, however, he’s a bit too shy to ever actively pursue having an audience (his brother however…..oh boy).

43. Why do people usually call them on the telephone? To complain? To ask for advice? To ask them to do something for them?               

For work, generally for his professional expertise or to help solve problems. Other than that he usually gets calls from family just to catch up & check in on him.

45. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?            

LOTR

47. How do they go about asking someone out or confessing their feelings about someone to them?              

He’s pretty upfront, if he likes someone or wants to go out with them he’ll simply tell them or ask as long as he knows it won’t affect them negatively.

49. In the “sleep vs. grades vs. social life, pick two” situation, which two do they pick?               

Social Life & Grades, he lived that life in high school & college and has gotten quite accustomed to running on minimal sleep.

Amias                

2. What do they do when they’re feeling tired and need to stay awake? 

Drink coffee….or he’ll just sleep and hope that he wakes up in time to finish whatever he needs to get done.            

4. Pizza, McDonalds, or Chinese take-out?  

Chinese.           

6. How do they feel about unrequited love?     

That it’s shitty but a part of life. There’s no point in harping over it because if you move on you’ll have another chance with someone whose actually meant for you later on.                

8. Gold, silver, or copper jewelry? 

Silver.            

10. Do they use Instagram, Facebook, or Tumblr? If so, how much/often?             Facebook almost daily, he’s the annoying guy that post pictures of his kids and leaves comments on all of his family members content.

12. How are they at taking care of plants? 

Pretty decent, he and his brother used to garden with their mother all through out his life. He keeps a small window garden in is kitchen.           

14. How did they do academically in high school?  

Well enough to pass and graduate a semester early so he could tour with his band before they all went to college.                      

16. How do they like their eggs?     

Scrambled.                    

18. Queso or guacamole? 

Guacamole.                        

20. How do they behave when confronted with deadlines?    

He finishes things before the deadline in order to have time to review before having to hand in/present the final product.          

22. What fictional character do they relate to the most?  

 ???                  

24. When forced to do a group project with other people, what role do they usually play?            

Leader, he hates relying on other people.                 

26. How would your muse do at taking care of a goldfish?    

If it’s easier than taking care of twin toddlers and a newborn baby then he’d be amazing.                 

28. Android, iPhone, or other?

iPhone                            

30. Trendsetter, trend follower, or trend ignorer?

Trend ignorer.                      

32. What’s their ideal vacation?  

Before kids it was anywhere he and Bronte could spend days together where they barely left the bed. But now that they’ve got Charlie, Eli, and Jonah it would be anywhere that he can see the three of them bond and get the most of their time together…but of course with activities that keep them away for just long enough for he and Bronte to get up to their own fun.                    

34. Are they outdoorsy? Do they enjoy hiking, camping, etc.?        

Very much so, he and his brother spent plenty of summers camping with their grandpa and on the family farm.                     

36. What colors make up most of their wardrobe?

Black, black, and more black.                           

38. Do they play video games? If so, which ones?  

Anything he can get his hands on but he’s particularly fond of legend of zelda.                       

40. What kind of videos do they get recommended on YouTube?

Music videos, speed art, and art tutorials.                           

42. How do they feel about astrology?

Not too into it but he does read up on it out of boredom sometimes.                     

44. Have they ever had any pregnancy scares?   

He’s a hoe, so yeah…a few with girls he was with but luckily they were only scares.         

46. Do they meme? Enjoy memes? Create memes? Find them horribly annoying? How about shitposts?

Dank memes, shit posting, he’s into it. He might even be a meme economist.     

48. When do they usually go to bed?

He’s the father of twins and a newborn….what is sleep to him?              

50. What do they think is the meaning of life?

To experience as much as you can before death comes for you.