#I have a real good idea for Tau lol fucked up little guy he is

[penwrythe]

Might start on Blacktober next week

Time-related issues are still a bit finicky right now, but it's not bad, so...I might be good this month, idk??

Anyway, here's a list of Black characters I want to draw for Blacktober this year. It needs some narrowing down, but so far, I'm thinking about:

My own characters:

Nikey (RFR), Nicodemus (RFR), Medusa (TMR), Flammin as human (TMR), Beatrix from Iohnovia (old project).

Other media:

Books

Damaya/Essun/Syenite or Alabaster from The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin

Tau, Jabari, or Zuri from The Rage of Dragons by Evan Winter

Bree Matthews, Vera, or Valec from Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn

Zeilie, Amari, -as much as I hate don't like him- Inan from Children of Blood and Bone

Films, Series, Webcomic and Podcast

Prince Ezran (with Azymondias), Aditi, Janai from the Dragon Prince series

Hobe, Miles, Jessica from Into the Spider-Verse

Qebrus and Crjth from Rising Sand by Ty Dunitz and Jenn Lee

Juno Steel from Juno Steel series | The Penumbra podcast

Depending on how this month goes, I might either do a mix of full body or portraits, or just portraits. Some of these characters I might need a refresher on, so that means some reading or watching some of their source material again.

I'll return to this list tomorrow to shorten it a bit because it's a lot...........

[sugarkinky]

Gamers gotta game

Pairing: Gamer!jungkook x Nerd!Reader x Fuckboy!Jimin Genre: Future smut, fluff and angst (the holy package). Warnings: None in this part, actually.

A/N: This is my very first fic posted on here, please give me any kind of feedback you feel I might need. Not edited v. 

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*gif not mine*

PART 1

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7:34 am

You was almost late when you jumped out of bed and made it to the bathroom, your first class starts at 8:15 and you still had to walk for 20 minutes to get there. This left you with an empty stomach and a lack of caffeine for the rest of the morning, the class itself wasn't bad but you couldn't pay much attention to Mr. Patrick talking about some impossible function. After what felt like days, you were finally lunching with your friends on the cafeteria.

"Y/N, how could you forget my skirt?" Kenny said with her puppy eyes. You promised her you would borrow her some clothes that your mom insisted on buying for the sake of you "going out more".

"Sorry K, can't you pick it up tomorrow?" Your month were already full of sandwich.

"I guess it will do... Are you sure you won't come tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I'm not the frat party type, you know it" And specifically not this one, the Beta Tau Sigma were a fucking no-no for you after your first party with them on freshmen year. This guys are just crazy and loud as fuck.

Since it was a Friday, you made plans to watch some documentaries and order pizza with some wine. It was just perfect. 

Well, almost perfect if it wasn’t for the hungover from the cheap wine the day after. This was a typical Saturday afternoon, Kenny knocked at your door to hang out with you and you guys chatted about school stuff and about her crush that is supposed to be at the party. 

“What if he is already with other random girl and I don’t even know?” You stared at Kenny’s eyes with a scowl in your face. 

“What makes you think like that?”

“I don’t know, Jin is a very popular guy and older than us, from what I know he has no reason to tell me the truth.”

“So he has no reason to lie to you as well, dummy.”

And the afternoon passed like that, Kenny was already at the door when you shout to her:

“Get home safe bitch!“

“And you stay safe in yours sweetheart!“

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(1:23)Kbae: bich, wasuuuuupp

The sudden noise scared you but you got up from the couch to go catch your phone in the kitchen table. 

(1:24)You: Are you ok?

Kbae: I thik I lost m cell 

You: No, you didn’t

It was a little late for you to deal with drunk Kenny but a side of you were worried that she wasn’t home yet.

You: Where are you?

Kbae: Im los at the bathroom 

You: Your bathroom?

Kbae: nooo im PRTYING LOL

Ok, now you are officially worried she’s going to get her head in the toilet at any moment.

You: Is anyone with you??

Kbae: no that bitc left m

So you remembered that Lisa, Kenny’s friend was there. You try to reach her with no success. You can’t believe she’s getting you out of the comfort of your couch because of her low alcohol tolerance, that dumb bitch…

You: Don’t move a single bone, I’m coming and you will pay me for this later.

The uber was almost there when you received the reply.

(1:50)Kbae: bt I hve no mony

The BTS house wasn´t that far from your place, but it was enough time for you to start regretting your decision. The single thought of a place full of people and loud noise was making you really anxious. When the Uber arrived you took at least 5 minutes getting out of the car, you knew something bad was going to happen with the bad luck you had.

The entrance had just two guys that, from what you guess, should be the security or something like that. You go straight to the door but you fail on not getting attention from the two.

“Hey, do we know you?” The blond guy ask you just when you were getting in.

“Probably not, I’m not the party type. Just here to pick up my friend.”

The blond guy look to the other that seem a little waisted.

“Yeah? What’s her name?” The waisted one shout at you.

“Kenny.”

They look at each other with a little surprise and the blond one say:

“The last time I saw her she was upstairs, are you sure she asked you here?”

“Hyung, let her in, I know her.” The voice comes from inside and you recognize it from your Contemporary Literature class, It’s Namjoon. You never thought he was into frat parties…

“Hi Y/N, I’m sorry for Yoongi and Hoseok here. They are just making sure you aren’t someone from a rival frat or something.” I laugh at the thought of it.

“It’s okay, have you seen Kenny?” You say as a proof of what he’s saying, Namjoon and Kenny are in the same major and maybe he would know where her dumb ass is.

“Not really”

When you get upstairs looking for her you see something you were afraid of seeing, but you know it was inevitable since it was a BTS party. Your ex, well not really an ex since you never had an actual relationship – what actually made the things worse. Jimin was a typical fuckboy but a smartass one for your bad luck, he was almost better than you in your classes and sweet with you. You didn’t know his fame back then and that led into you falling for someone who just saw you as a fuckbuddy. Since you never told him your real feelings, he never knew the reason for your sudden distance, he probably thought you got tired of him and with time he didn’t reach you anymore. And for it not being awkward, you made sure you didn’t took any classes with him this semester.

There you were standing in front of him kissing someone against the wall, you were just frozen in place when you remembered why you was there: Kenny. You almost run to a corridor that had a door with “WC” wrote on it.

But Kenny wasn’t there, actually there was another couple making out, which made you blush and say a lot of apologies after you saw the face of the guy: Jin. You closed the door and rested at a nearest wall, this night is getting worse and worse.

Ok, just breathe. If she’s not there, where?

You started calling her but she stopped answering you since you got there. You tried Lisa but with no success. So you decided to look downstairs but just when you’re reaching the stairs you collided with someone and thanks to your bad luck it was Jimin, of course.

“Y/N?”

“Hum… Hi.”  

“What are you doing here?”

“Kenny.”

“Oh, she made you come.”

“Yeah, you can say that.”

“Well, do you want some vodka? I know you’re not a big fan of beer.”

“Actually someone is waiting for me, sorry have to go” And you run to the closest door praying for it to be open and for the first time that night things worked out and you got no problem getting in. There was a guy in a computer in the room it took him just a few seconds to notice you.

“Hey! Don’t you know how to read? There is a sign at door saying DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOM you…” and the man sited before you turned his chair to see you.

“I’m sorry, can I hide here for a little?” He was shocked to see that you weren’t, first thing, trying to find a spot to make out – since you were alone – and second, drunk.

With a sad smile he said “Some weirdo is following you?”

I felt bad for lying but it was almost it wasn’t it?

“Yeah…”

“No problem, you can lay on the bed for a while.”

The room was not that big but it had two single beds and a study space with the most expensive-looking computer you’ve ever seen. When you sat on the bed, the guy returned to do something on the pc and put his headphones on again. When you got to see what he was doing you notice he was playing some game, who plays games on a party? Weird. Not that you were in a less awkward position.

“HYUNG, can’t you see the MAP?”

You were startled with the sudden shout and nearly jumped on the bed, then he turned to you and said:

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.”

You just nodded and he returned to talk with someone on the game. So you remembered about the Kenny matter, where did this bitch went? You got your phone and text her like crazy, called Lisa and finally you got an idea: her roommate. You call Jisoo and she picks up rather quickly.

“Hello?” Her voice seemed a little sleepy, you must had woke her up.

“Hi, it’s Y/N. I’m sorry for waking you up but I’m trying to find Kenny. Did she go home?”

“Oh, yeah. She arrived here about 20 minutes ago, super wasted and crying. Did something happen?”

Oh, no. Seokjin.

“I don’t really know, but thanks for answering me this late.”

“It’s nothing, any time.”

“Well, good night.”

“Good night.”

Finally, the nightmare is over. Well not really over, you have to get out of this hell before that. So, you get up and go to the door, not really wanting to bother the man on his game. But he heard your steps and turned to you.

“Are you going?”

“Yeah, I’ll try to get home.” And you go back to your way.

“Wait.”

You look at him and he seems a little self-conscious with what he has to say.

“I can take you to the door so you won’t get into trouble with the guy again.” He says that with a hand on the back of his neck. You feel bad for telling him a lie and make him worry about you, he seems nice.

“Ahm, I don’t think its that of a big deal. I don’t want to bother you any more that I already had.”

“It’s no trouble at all, actually I had delivered food and it should be in the way right now.”

“Okay then.” And you two go downstairs to reach the door as you’re praying you won’t see Jimin in the way there. When you got in the balcony you called an Uber and a strange silence got to the both of you.

“Ah.. I didn’t actually got your name.”

“It’s Jungkook, and yours?”

“I’m Y/N, thanks for letting me hide on your room.”

“Oh, it’s nothing.”

And the silence came again…

“Ahm… Is it your first party here? I don’t remember you from before.”

“Well, I’m not much of a party goer kind of girl.” He laugh at that and your face turned into a frown.

“I’m not laughing at you, I don’t like parties that much too as you could see.” You smile at that, yeah playing games wasn’t much of a party activity.

“Why do you live on a frat then?”

“That’s what I ask myself every day.”

That’s when your car arrived and both of you said your goodbyes.

(3:36) Jimin: Hey, missed seeing you.

 A/N: Thanks for reading, I’ll try to do part two if this one succeed. Send me a message I’d love that.  

[maisondenachtai]

Hell Hath No Fury (Two-Shot)

Pairing: Frat!Chris Evans x Soro!Jealous!Black!Reader Warnings: no real warnings for this one, next one be on the look out. mentions of roughness...maybe considered dark! Summary: Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. (Author’s Note: This was written for @jtargaryen18​’s 30 Days of Chris! This was pretty much an idea that I blurted onto the paper so it’s not the best and I didn’t proofread it. lol....enjoy! Join the taglist gang!)

                 It was frat night at Jimmy’s. You knew that. Your girls knew that. Everyone within a 20-mile radius of the university knew that. Crowds over 30 avoided this night, for girls not quite of age it was the most important night to have a fake ID and the worst night to get turned away. For your girls it was a time to get plastered and mix with the frat boys. For you…well…you were there for other reasons.

               Walking into a bar always gave you a rush, especially a bar like Jimmy’s. As you pushed the door opened, two bells rung like signals making everyone turn to look at you and your friends. You smiled quickly scanning the crowd and found that your reason for coming to the bar was leaning against the bar, beer tilted to his lips, girl on the side of him, friends around him. You made sure to catch the eye of his friend, Sean, smiling as his eyes drifted down your body and then his hand went through his hair in an expression of exasperation. And when he nudged Gregory, pointing his beer in your direction, you moved from their eyeline before your reason could get a complete eyeful.

               You smirked as you made your way through the crowd, making sure to take the most indirect route to your destination, making sure that you were always at least half-way blocked by someone taller than you. Your smirk grew when you heard the tell-tale noises of Kappa Tau, the sound of yelling and glasses hitting the table louder than other noises in the bar letting you know that you were heading in the right direction. When you finally made it, you grinned as the men took you and your friends in and you sat on top of the table taking the nearest pint and drinking quite a bit of it.

“Hey.” Brody said, smirk on his face as you pulled the cup away from your mouth, wiping the remnants of the beer off of your mouth. “That was mine.”

“It’s mine now.” You grinned knowing that your smile could get you into and out of a lot of trouble. Brody rolled his eyes, smirk deepening showing the dimples in his tan cheeks. “What? Slumming it with us now? I thought you Zeta rolled with the Gammas, or…them.”

Zaria sat down making the boys around the bar make more room for her, “Well Chad said he wasn’t making an appearance tonight, and if Chad doesn’t come then Michael ain’t coming either. So it was either you doofuses or them.”

You smirked, running a finger down the side of Brody’s face. “And we much rather hang with you guys.”

“Oh really?” Brody sat back, looking up at you. “This have anything to do with why your boy is staring daggers at me right now?”

“I have no boy.” You shrugged, feigning ignorance even though you could feel the heat on the side of your body.

“Right.” Brody sat up again, leaning forward and tilting his head up so that your lips were nearly meeting. “Hey, I’m willing to play a part in whatever you’re trying to do-“ He said low enough for only you two to hear. “But you need to let me know.”

“He looking right now?” You asked him.

“Oh yeah.”

“Cool.” You kissed him then, placing your hands on either side of his face making sure that the kiss looked convincing. Your tongue maneuvered in and out of Brody’s mouth, ebbing and flowing with Brody’s tongue, and before parting you bit down on Brody’s lip making him chuckle.

“Fuck.” He said picking up his half drunken pint. “You really want trouble.”

               And trouble was heading towards you, you could tell because the crowd was moving, was parting for him. You could feel it when he got nearer to you, and felt the heat of his anger when he was standing just to the side of you.

“Y/n.” He said, gruffly.

You didn’t look up at him, still looking at Brody who was also ignoring him, sipping on his beer.

“Y/n.” He said a little louder.

You lazily turned your head, your hair brushing your back as it moved. “Chris. What’s up?”

“Let’s talk.” He said, placing his hands in his jeans. “Now.”

“She your property Evans?” Brody sat up, placing his pint down on the bar, sitting up and angling his body so that he was slightly in front of you.

“I wasn’t talking to you Michaels.” Chris said, eyes not moving from yours. You could tell he was clenching and unclenching his jaw, the vein in his neck was starting to bulge a little. “Come with me.” He simply said then, voice low. A warning.

“And if I say no?” You crossed your legs leaning back on the table, the latex of your dress readjusting itself around your curves. You didn’t miss how his eyes honed in on your legs, and then your body. When he met your eyes, you smirked.

He looked away then, mouth moving in what was no doubt a curse. “Y/n.”

“Chris.” You mimicked his tone, smirking at him and then sighed, sitting up again leaning towards him. “Listen, my twin is at the bar. It’s Christy, right? The fucking sophomore that dresses just like me. That wears her hair like mine, that is basically my fucking clone? Go back to that bitch and tell her Halloween is in two months and she needs to do me better.” You grinned as the boys and Zaria laughed.

Chris stepped towards you and you gulped a little, seeing how his eyes narrowed a little. You knew what that look meant and you were excited for it. “I’ll see you later.” He said nodding at you. He smirked then. “I like your dress.”

He walked away, crowd parting for him and then swallowing him. You took a deep breath, posture going from confident to hunched a little as you turned to Zaria. She shook her head, a cup to her lips. You grinned at her.

“Stage 2?” She said after a minute.

You nodded. “Stage 2.”

               Stage 2 was simple. Fuck with Chris.

               You leaned on the bar when you made it through the crowd, asking for two rum and cokes. You made sure your back was arched slightly, so the latex of your dress cupped your round ass just right. You turned your head slightly and found that you had a captive audience.

You looked at Sean, then Greg, and finally Chris who seemed to be getting more annoyed or angry, or both by the minute. You honed in on Christy who was still talking to Chris, who had already stopped listening to her.

“Hey.” You said, loud enough for Christy to hear you over the music and her own non-stop talking. She looked over, eyes slightly widening when she saw that it was you who was trying to get attention. She smiled then, pushing her hair behind her ears.

“It’s Crystal right?” You asked her, smiling innocently.

“Christy actually.” She said, voice smooth and soft.

You looked her over, smiling at her as she fidgeted when you met her eyes again, “You’re pretty. Do I know you from somewhere?”

You heard Chris suck his teeth, and saw him bring his drink, now a cup of something clear instead of the beer he was drinking. You pursed your lip as you made a show of really thinking about it. “Were you on homecoming court last year?”

She nodded smile bright on her face, “Yeah. I was Mrs. Freshman.”

You snapped, “That’s right! I remember saying that you were so pretty.” You could hear Zaria snickering back behind you and you nudged her discreetly. “Are you running again this year?”

She shrugged, “I don’t know. Do you think I could?”

You nodded, telling the truth this time. Although she was basically emulating you, you couldn’t deny that she was quite pretty. In fact, when you first saw her on Chris’s Instagram, it shook you that she was so pretty. You probably wouldn’t be going so hard if she wasn’t so pretty. It really grinded your gears. “I think you could and should. And you should get a move on. You’ve already lost a lot of time.”

“I’ll run then. What about you?” She asked, moving closer to you, completely forgetting Chris.

“Her? Of course, she is, what’s a drama queen without her crown?” Chris commented, making you look at him. He smirked then, knowing he caught you off guard.

“So rude. I’m not sure how you deal with him.” You smirked at Christy who laughed.

“He’s alright sometimes. I mean you’ve dealt with him. You know.” She shared a sisterly smile with you and you genuinely laughed. Your twin was alright. It was just too bad…

“You didn’t come here with friends? No offense Greg, Sean, but hanging out with these assholes must be boring.” You smiled at her, and then thanked the bartender when he brought your drinks over. You turned to Zaria. “This is Zaria, Zaria this is Cryst- Christy. Sorry babe.” You turned to her, smiling innocently.

“No, it’s okay. Hi Zaria.”

Zaria waved, smiling. “Hey girl. You look good, I swear I’ve seen that outfit before.”

You bit your lip to stop yourself from laughing. “Hey, what do you say you hang out with us tonight?”

Christy smiled, “Really…I mean, I came here to hang with Chris.”

You batted the air, looking at Chris quickly and loving the daggers he was staring at you. “He won’t mind. He doesn’t own you anyway. Hey, we might be able to find you another man tonight.” You smirked, getting on one side of her and Zaria took the other side, you guided her to an empty booth.

               You looked back at Chris, watching him with evil glee on your face as he watched you take his date away.

               For the past 15 minutes you had been listening to Zaria and Christy talk, sitting in the middle of them in the booth, your eyes only on Chris who was staring at you as well. He had not moved from the spot at the bar, his position giving him a straight unfiltered view of you. You circled the rim of your glass that had long been empty, watching him with lowered eyes. He brought his drink up to his lips, only nodding at something that Sean told him.

               You sat back a little, raising your head in defiance. You looked towards Christy, who was smiling as Zaria told her a story about a horrible professor she once had. When you looked back, you saw that Chris had looked at Christy as well and now was turning his head back towards you. You tilted your head a little, mouth turning up when he rolled his eyes.

“She’s cute.” You mouthed.

He sat the glass down, and stood upright. “Come here.” He mouthed back.

You shook your head, thrill running through your body when he stretched his neck, knowing if you were closer to him you would have heard that satisfying pop. When he focused on you again, he mouthed. “You’re driving me up the fucking wall.”

You laughed then.

Christy turned towards you, mousy eyes wide, “What?”

“Nothing.” You shook your head, placing your eyes on her. “Come on, let’s dance.”

               Stage 3 was going off without a hitch. You had Christy between you and Zaria, making a pretty sandwich on the dance floor. You danced with each other, against each other, alternating between grinding and actually dancing. Every now and again your eyes would turn to where Chris was. He was alone now, nursing another drink. Sean and Greg had long since abandoned their moody friend choosing instead to dance with two attractive girls. You almost felt bad for Chris, you had ruined a frat night for him at his favorite spot, but this was his fault. It was his fault that you had to go through such lengths to fuck with him, just to show him that he was fooling himself.

There was no replacement for you.

No fucking sophomore was going to take your spot.

               You made eyes with Chris, smiling when he sighed running his hand over his face. You would make all of this up to him one day, but right now he needed to suffer.

“Hey! I’ve got to pee.” You shouted.

“You want me to come with you.” Christy asked, still dancing against Zaria.

You shook your head. “Nah, I’m good. Dance. Have fun!” You grinned patting her shoulder.

               You made eye contact with Chris one more time, before turning and heading to the bathroom that was located on the other side of the bar, down a darkened hallway.

               You waited for five minutes before you turned and touched up your lip gloss. It would be any minute that Chris would be walking through that door. He would close the door and turn the lock, pushing you against the wall with his body, taking your neck in his hand. He would say through clenched lips,

“You’re going to fucking get it.”

And you would let him have you. All of you.

               You wiped at the corner of your lips, looking up at the small clock on the wall. Another five minutes had passed. You looked at yourself in the mirror, reflection the image of sex kitten perfection, but maybe you had miscalculated somewhere. You looked at the door, hoping that it would open and tell you that Chris still wanted you as bad as you wanted him.

…You waited another two minutes. It was busy. So maybe it was taking him a while to get through the crowd.

You sighed when another minute passed. This was getting stupid. You stood upright and walked over to the door opening it up.

But just as suddenly as you opened a hand was pushing it open, and that same hand shot out and grabbed your neck pushing you back into the bathroom.

You smirked up at Chris, his eyes darkened with anger or lust or both.

“What took you so long?”

[beelieveinfandom]

Sethany

Some stuff from the chat about a noncat that is godmod canon the new main character of the AU. Someone write this fic please.

matt-Today at 2:16 AM hey y'all okay so thought: u know how black cats always look like the void with eyes when u take a photo of them right? here's my idea, void with eyes that vaguely resembles a cat and is taken in by an old lady with failing eyesight

LumiKat117-Today at 2:17 AM Sooo it would look like a cat

((Also cats are the best ever))

matt-Today at 2:18 AM old lady: hey look at my cat i love him anyone with actual functioning eyes: ................... uh

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:18 AM What does this blob of void feel like?

LumiKat117-Today at 2:18 AM Pffft yeah Soft silky fur Like how Nightmare wool feels like real wool just uber soft and silky

matt-Today at 2:19 AM oh yeah of course the void is soft and silky smooth

LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM What would its name be?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:20 AM Mittens

matt-Today at 2:20 AM whiskers

LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM Ebony

matt-Today at 2:20 AM oh no i change my mind mittens is better ndksksksksk

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:20 AM Something really stereotypical

LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM Lol

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:21 AM This old lady isn't the most creative person on the planet but damn does she love her "cat"

matt-Today at 2:21 AM or maybe something like an actual human name like timothy or geronimo

LumiKat117-Today at 2:21 AM I like Ebony

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:21 AM Sethany

LumiKat117-Today at 2:22 AM Sith

matt-Today at 2:22 AM SETHANY

LumiKat117-Today at 2:22 AM Sith like from Star Wars

matt-Today at 2:22 AM no that's the name of her other cat who is like. a default grey tabby

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:22 AM Are you implying that Miskebonany might be evil??

LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM Pffft

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:23 AM How dare you imply that Miskerbonany might be anything other then a perfect darling

LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM No

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:23 AM So what does Sith think of their "sibling"?

LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM I think that it would be like the most affectionate 'cat' ever

matt-Today at 2:24 AM i'm not sure if it's funnier if sith ADORES little sethany or can't stand it

LumiKat117-Today at 2:25 AM How about both? Like one moment they would be cuddling and then the next they would be hissing at each other

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:25 AM Well, Sith would be hissing. The other one doesn't make noises

they just

ooze

LumiKat117-Today at 2:26 AM Lol

matt-Today at 2:26 AM they don't knock stuff of tables they.... absorb

LumiKat117-Today at 2:26 AM Lmao

matt-Today at 2:27 AM "sethany darling have you seen my glasses" [a shlurping noise is heard offscreen]

LumiKat117-Today at 2:27 AM My two cats kinda get along but the smaller one won't let the bigger one get close or she swats him

matt-Today at 2:28 AM m̸̀͡ę̢̀o̕��͇w͜͏̝

LumiKat117-Today at 2:28 AM Lol

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:29 AM Oh god and they don't meow, they literally say "meow" like a human would total monotone.

matt-Today at 2:29 AM YES like text-to-speech

LumiKat117-Today at 2:29 AM YES And it sounds like Siri

matt-Today at 2:30 AM hey sethany do i have any appointments today? m e o w

LumiKat117-Today at 2:31 AM What if Sethany and the old lady actually talk but to anyone else they just hear the monotone meows?

matt-Today at 2:31 AM hmmmmmmmmmm i'm conflicted because it's Quality when it's one speaking normally and the other in monotone meows

LumiKat117-Today at 2:32 AM Like they just think the old lady is crazy and she just thinks her cat is special and purrfect

matt-Today at 2:32 AM you say that like sethany ISNT special and perfect haha nice

LumiKat117-Today at 2:32 AM I had to

matt-Today at 2:33 AM of course

LumiKat117-Today at 2:33 AM And it is purrfect and special Oh What if it LOVES CAT PUNS

matt-Today at 2:34 AM oh fuck yes when someone tells a really bad one they hear m e o w m e o w m e o w and sethany comes patting around the corner

LumiKat117-Today at 2:35 AM And it just curls up in their lap until they tell it all the puns they know

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:35 AM Which sounds cute until you realize it's really more of a hostage situation. You cannot get up if Sethany is on your lap

you just can't

matt-Today at 2:36 AM they are Here and therefore you are Also Here

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:37 AM

LumiKat117-Today at 2:37 AM It's like you've become a purrmanent fixture of the furrniture Lol yes Gremlin

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:38 AM Ots supposed to be sethany

Sethany cannot be photographed

matt-Today at 2:40 AM i mean they CAN be photographed but..... it's not really sethany

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:40 AM

LumiKat117-Today at 2:40 AM YES

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:42 AM Yes thats it

matt-Today at 2:42 AM YEAH sethany the void cat folks i think we just won the transcendence au

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:43 AM

matt-Today at 2:43 AM it's not gonna get better than this

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:43 AM That's really cute somehow?

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:43 AM Sethany in the dreamscape

matt-Today at 2:44 AM perfect amazing wonderful

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:44 AM

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:44 AM oh that's good

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:45 AM Void with eyes Sethany is best notcat

matt-Today at 2:47 AM

"m e o w" -sethany

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:53 AM Cuddling Sith

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:53 AM gasp

Zilleniose-Today at 2:53 AM okay guys I'm reworking tau, alcor is no longer the main character

matt-Today at 2:53 AM o h m y

Zilleniose-Today at 2:54 AM all hail sethany

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:54 AM A L L H A I L

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:54 AM Sethany is the one

H A I L S E T H A N Y

matt-Today at 2:54 AM rip alcor 201?-2017 you won't be missed because we have sethany now

Zilleniose-Today at 2:54 AM

A L L H A I L

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:55 AM ALL HAIL

LumiKat117-Today at 2:55 AM Daww

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:55 AM 2014-2017 ftr

LumiKat117-Today at 2:55 AM Pffft What if Sethany and Alcor were friends?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:56 AM Okay so now we need to figure out exactally where Sethany fits into the AU That would work

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:56 AM Sethany is alcors notpet

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:56 AM although Alcor tends not to like cats, how would he feel about a "cat"?

Zilleniose-Today at 2:56 AM please... can sethany float too, like. this little old lady sees an amorphous floating cat, drifting sideways and saying "M E O W" and sees nothing wrong with this

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:56 AM Even he doesnt know what it really is But it comes to him for food every now and then

LumiKat117-Today at 2:56 AM It could be like the personification of the void in his hat

matt-Today at 2:56 AM sethany ABSOLUTELY floats

LumiKat117-Today at 2:57 AM Catification*

Zilleniose-Today at 2:57 AM just kinda. like a lava lamp.

very slowly. blooping

matt-Today at 2:57 AM they kinda drip a little too i guess the old lady thought they were wet when she found them?

"sethany where HAVE you been it's a gorgeous day outside"

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM (i love sethany and everything it is and is not)

Zilleniose-Today at 2:58 AM no mouth to be seen. how it eats and talks is a mystery

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM One not even alcor knows.

matt-Today at 2:58 AM noises just kind of....... emanate

LumiKat117-Today at 2:58 AM Would it be an it or would it want to have a gender like Xie?

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM Food is just kinda... Absorbed

Enveloped

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:59 AM I think I'm going to keep using they/them for Sethany

matt-Today at 2:59 AM phagocytosis

Zilleniose-Today at 2:59 AM I think if you asked sethany's preferred pronouns, they'd reply "M E O W"

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:59 AM And it because whatever it identofies as is incomprehensible to people Think of the paperwork

LumiKat117-Today at 3:00 AM Hey Bee, you should make a fic for Sethany

matt-Today at 3:00 AM the old lady taking sethany in to be microchipped tho

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:00 AM But I already have so many fics anyway I'm not great at stuff without much plot

LumiKat117-Today at 3:00 AM Oml that would be funny

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:00 AM 'lady we cant do that'

Zilleniose-Today at 3:00 AM this is perfect bc I too, am an amorphous blob of only semi-existence that sleeps most of the day and likes mice

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:00 AM 'lady it doesnt have a body'

LumiKat117-Today at 3:01 AM Like the vet is just so awkward but the lady is just so sweet and they can't really say no

matt-Today at 3:01 AM 'lady please i'm telling you this is not a cat'

Zilleniose-Today at 3:01 AM "yes sethany is very unique" "that's. that's not."

LumiKat117-Today at 3:01 AM But she's so insistant So they give up trying to convince her and try to chip Sethany anyway

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:02 AM Floating

matt-Today at 3:02 AM ooooooo i love it

LumiKat117-Today at 3:02 AM And the chip... works?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:02 AM The chip constantly states that Sethany is in about 15 different places at once

LumiKat117-Today at 3:02 AM They have no idea how

matt-Today at 3:03 AM the vet: ???????????? the lady: see, that wasn't so hard was it dear

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:03 AM It breaks the vets sanity each time sethany gets brought in

LumiKat117-Today at 3:03 AM Pffft I can just imagine that an intern sees Sethany and is like, totally chill with it Oh, what if the Old Lady is a R!Lazy Susan?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:04 AM Oh that's how we could tie them in. One of the Pines goes into animal medicine And be that intern And be like "hey grunks, you gotta check out this cat"

LumiKat117-Today at 3:05 AM Pffft No wait What if the old lady IS Lazy Susan?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:05 AM That would be great actually Sethany just shows up to the diner one day Just wanting to absorb some pie tins.

LumiKat117-Today at 3:06 AM @GODMOD Someone should post this to the Tumblr

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:06 AM And Suzan just scoops them up and starts talking And Sethany falls in love

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:06 AM Yeeeees

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:07 AM I can screencap it

LumiKat117-Today at 3:07 AM Welcome to the AU Sethany Now someone needs to write a fic where Sethany meets Alcor when the Pines Clan come to the Diner Maybe the Trips are like, 18?

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:09 AM The trips love them

LumiKat117-Today at 3:10 AM I can see the trips cat sitting

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:10 AM Hmmm, maybe before the trips are born but after henry? Think, sethany triplet sitting

matt-Today at 3:10 AM no that's a bit of a risk they might.... absorb the children they'd come out okay but

LumiKat117-Today at 3:11 AM Nah, I think Sethany can control the absorbing

matt-Today at 3:13 AM oh yeah they can definitely control it

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:13 AM Sethany can definitely control the absorbing or Suzan would be in big trouble

matt-Today at 3:13 AM whether or not they want to no one tells cats what to do, void notcats included unfortunately nsjsjsjs this is a joke btw sethany wouldn't eat a child

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:14 AM not unless they were a really annoying child

matt-Today at 3:14 AM problematic customer? no more

LumiKat117-Today at 3:16 AM lol BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:19 AM That just makes me think of Sethany as actually working at the restaurant

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:20 AM Yes