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pangur-and-grim · 10 months ago

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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

#this bougie furniture store was having an extreme New Years sale #and it sent me out of my mind #like......wait......I could have that?? I could have NICE coffee table and NICE chair??? really?#a good chunk of my savings mysteriously disappeared shortly after.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 18 days ago

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News spreads fast.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #I absolutely love the contrast between JGY and JGS in this scene.#While JGS is acting as an instagator and trying to fan the flames of discontent (pulling his devious (g) strings)#JGY tries to keep a fairly neutral stance. If anything he reads like someone who's attempting to chair an unruly group project.#Honestly I think this scene does so much to show us why JGY manages to become the respectable leader he does in the future.#He's actully good at leading discussions and doesn't rise to bait. He's trying to start a productive discussion with *real facts*.#There is genuine honour in his approach and he never jumps into the emotional bandwagon.#The issue at the moment is that he doesn't have same level of authority as the contrastively *worst* sect leader does.#Jin Guangshan has a very specific agenda - to gain power by throwing anyone he deems expendable into the gutter.#The story even explicitly calls him out on not being so different from Wen Rohan multiple times.#The insidious part is that he's surrounded by people who think this is all justified.#It's all about using the 'victim' narrative to leverage justification. Which I'll get into more in upcoming comics.#(cut off text in panel one is supposed to be 'dead girls walking' but I ran out of room to make that clear. whoops!)

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swordy-da-goat · 1 year ago

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foal

#chorses #creature #creatures #myart #mimics #don’t ask me about how they reproduce #i don’t know #probably asexually because chairs don’t have genders

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applejarjar · 1 year ago

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I have to find new obsessions STAT

#My comics are jsut not updating like they used to #And the ones that do are garbage that aren't even worth the struggle of keeping updated #What I probably need is to get back into gaming #Maybe I can play my switch while I get the motivation to buy parts for my gaming pc and setup #I have a chair and that's it #I can use one of my tables but it's not stable and also lame #I want a REAL setup #Like I used to have #But for now my new house is a mess and I can't even make meals yet #I just need one good day where I can get myself motivated to do work and I'll be golden #Maybe it'll be tomorrow after my car and hair appointment #I just need something to curb the boredom goddamn it

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cheekinpermission · 2 months ago

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Twisted Wonderland has such a wonderful array of sibling dynamics!!

So beautiful <3

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qrevo · 6 months ago

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hey since it's pride month can i show you all my gay beach chair

#qrevo.txt #it's not the exact color scheme but it's preeetty close #when my family bought this chair i looked at it and Immediatly thought ''i know what you are 👁️👁️🏳️‍🌈''#also i vaguely remember someone from my family having a beach chair with the pan flag colors; i'll try to find it one of these days

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briarwickart · 1 year ago

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ripley & jonesy // 50 minute study from reference - [print]

#alien #ellen ripley #study #such a mood honestly #i didn't have time to make complete sense of the chair so it is what it is

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year ago

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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corkinavoid · 5 months ago

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DPxDC Confident!Danny

Okay, sure, I'm always down for a teenager Danny who is on the run/adopted by Batfam/needs therapy and cuddles. The young and tired Danny who just wants comfort so hard. Beautiful.

But.

What about a slightly morally gray adult Danny? The one who is not afraid of turning into Dan anymore, because 1) Clockwork already erased that future, and 2) he knows himself, and he knows what he wants and what he is capable of. It's not like there are only two ways - world destruction and the perfect hero.

Danny, who embraces being the King of Infinite Realms. Danny, who actually doesn't mind doing whatever the fuck he wants, going by his own moral compass. Danny, who knows he is powerful and doesn't bother trying to hide it. Danny with an attitude "I am what I am, don't like me - get lost".

He is still kind, sure, but he is not a people-pleaser. He can be a King, a hero, an anti-hero, a mercenary, a civilian, and even a vilain occasionally if he wants to. All at once.

Anyway, this has been sitting in my drafts for so long that I wrote a fic out of it.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #batman #badass danny agenda pretty much #the fic has some pre Tim x Danny in it #it also features Tim being tied to a chair #and kidnapping #if you think i have any idea of what i'm doing you're wrong #cork writes #cork prompts

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arunneronthird · 1 year ago

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the thinking chair

#happy batman day!#neeeearly missed it holy shit ive been struggling to draw but cant miss completely random date festival for bats can i #yes i am indeed a froggy chair supremacist #batman #bruce wayne #batman day #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

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sergle · 1 year ago

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I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience. artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like "omg I'm so happy I discovered your art, it's so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭" skinny people going "omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren't so so overpriced though" skinny people getting home from the doctor's office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn't want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first. skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines. all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there's one skinny character, and they're really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they're a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of. desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say "yeeah I've just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe" and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.

#do you want me to keep going?#I love this little fantasy world. what if the world was made of pudding?#sergle.txt #unfortunately I can't even Make Up equivalencies about chairs not being made for you and weight limits on furniture that are very low #car seats airplane seats wheelchairs #etc whatever #hang on I have another funny one. desirable Clothing Styles and foods have the word 'fat' in the name or the branding #there are fat lattes and fat jeans

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ministarfruit · 10 months ago

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