#I hate the DMV

[gojonanami]

after a struggle, finally got my dad’s car transferred into my mom’s name 😭😭

[rowarn]

imagining könig or simon just like. at the dmv. taking a number. waiting all fucking day to get up to counter just to be yelled at that they have the wrong papers. is so funny to me

[y-a-w-p]

Yall the dmv sucks bc tell me why their little eyesight test thing wasnt working and blaming my "bad vision"😭

[betty-talks]

Oh my god

Oh my god I passed I got my license

Or was actually the worst experience ever tho it was horrible. I managed to get the one bitch everyone warned me about of course so she was horrible. I fucked up on parallel parking and and actually told me to “pick up the pace” while there were geese crossing the road in front of me. Like hello???

Then when I finished the test she ripped me a new one about everything I did wrong and then didn’t tell me if I passed or not. Like I got out the car and said to my mom “idk” and we had to check the sheet to see if I passed bc she didn’t even tell me. And then I cried for like 5 minutes because it was really bad and I hated it.

And I hate my picture is sucks ass but wtv it’s not like it was gonna look good anyways. Sharp reminder how ugly I am!!!

But wtv hey I passed right?

[sadqueerenergy]

[agentoffangirling]

"Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes and 59 seconds" bullshit, you said that 2 minutes and 59 seconds ago. Twice

[fivestoriesfallingg]

anyways i have to go to the dmv . be back after they’ve killed me with a thousand knives and called me a slur

[universallydepressed13]

I'm so sick of whites hating Hispanics....let me debunk a few things:

0.1 percent rule: Yeah, I'm so sorry I had a Mulatto ancestress; bet she more than made up for it by personality and not having a flat white ass and a shit personality predisposed to hating anyone with a hint of melanin and an accent that's not Midwestern, Bronx, Southern, Hillbilly, or like, Valley Girl....at least Mali has more history than Bumfuck, the Confederate South!

Oh I'm sorry that were literally descended from the royal Raposo line; shouldn't by white genocidal ethnocentric standards, that makes us better than you....oh wait, my family also has a high Italian percentage....another area that has more culture than whatever Bumfuck podunk shit hole y'all spawned from generations of incest.

Stop. Clogging. Your. Fucking. Ears. Over. An. Accent. That's. Not. Southern. America ISNT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD, NOT EVEN GEOGRAPHICALLY.

4. I know I'm a light skinned Dominican woman, and if any anonymous users attempts to send hate at me for..specifically correcting you on the site that Zoe Saldana is Dominican: here's my rebuttal -

I'm so sorry that I'm a light skinned Dominicana with 16 percent Malian blood, and a high Italian percentage. I'm fully aware of the fact that I'm not the acclaimed actress Zoe Saldana; I'm sure we're both fans of her.

I'll go ahead and enable the asks for exactly 2 weeks so you can hate me and attempt to roast my big fat ass (that you can kiss, btw).

[inspiredwriterstory]

I fucking hate the DMV. No hate to the workers, they're just trying to make the best out of a bad situation, but the system is fucked up.

[wizard-mp4]

Everywhere I go I see drivers trying to get themselves and/or others killed. It's pretty pathetic how unaware people are of just how dangerous they're being

[blowflyfag]

They were closed. I put on a good outift and they were closed on me. For shame

Gods hottest men have the worst fear of the dmv

[wishing-well-art]

the guy who always leaves when you get there and they put up the "i'll be back for lunch" sign oh god he has a costume

[liquidstar]

Why has Tumblr not approved my request for "🦍💨 only" a community where we will post 🦍💨 only?

[dimsilver]

ladies! I have a car again!!

[chicohungers24-7]

My appointment was half an hour ago!!!!!!!

Taking my driver's test tomorrow 😰

[weevilknievell]

>:( curse u the dmv…