#I guess what else do you give Merry and Pippin besides weed

[golfwolfmagazine]

Galadriel, as the Fellowship prepares to leave Lórien, "I have presents for everyone!

Aragorn, here's a sheath that is magic and will make your sword even more amazing, and also here's a bonus present from your girlfriend.

Legolas, here's a super-powerful elf bow strung with magic elf hair.

Speaking of magic elf hair, I like you, Gimli. Here's some of my magic elf hair.

Sam, you get magic dirt. I know you're into that sort of thing.

Frodo, you get the light of a Silmaril, which is our favorite, most magical important star now, and we all agree is the most beautiful thing that anyone has ever made ever and set off a chain of events so devastating and history-altering that its influence can be felt even in this very quest, even in this very moment.

Boromir, Merry, Pippin - you guys get belts."