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ladyhistorypod · 4 years ago

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Bonus Episode: Cut Content

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Alana: When we first started this podcast my parents had the feedback that maybe there was too much banter. And now they're not allowed to call me on Shabbat. I went back to dating apps recently, fifty percent because I got those quarantine lonelies and fifty percent to plug the podcast. I'm dead serious if you find my like Bumble profile, I do have the Lady History account hooked up to it to plug the podcast. And some dude from Hinge listened to the first episode and was like this really seemed to drag on but you sound like you're having a good time. And I was like I think that's the first time I've ever been negged, never been negged before I think that's what negging is? But so I said to him, I said you have misread the situation and I only take praise. And then I unmatched with him. So anyway we did take that to heart, mom, dad we were listening and we cut out a lot of banter. And all of it was good especially from episode nine there is probably gonna be a lot from episode nine because all that banter was good. Lexi: And we love animals and that was we just kept going. Alana: We love animals. But here it is. All of the banter that my parents made me cut. Lexi: Dear listeners if you hear little cracks, little swallows, little tap tapping noises. It's because, it's almost Christmas and let Lexi the editor is tired and she's decided that because the bonus episode doesn't really matter. So if you like me have misophonia I apologize but now you k:now what it feels like every day when I edit Haley We be humans not robots. Alana: We be humans not robots. Lexi: I wish there was like an AI podcast editor. [INTRO MUSIC] Alana: So my latest project in the Sims, aside from trying to get to, I think my total is thirteen hundred and sixty hours. For like the police training thing. So far I'm at eight seventy two. Which I have passed Pennsylvania which is eight fifty nine. And I think next is there are two that are eight eighty and I think one of them is Rhode Island. Hawaii is zero hours by the way. Lexi: Wait what. Alana: Zero police training hours. Lexi: You just sign up and you- *frustration sound* We’lll pull that apart another time. Alana *laugh* Yeah. But. So I'm recreating the restaurants from the area where I grew up because that's like the only thing I miss about Santa Clarita is my restaurants. So I recently I recreated my favorite. My favorite Mexican food place it's in the gallery if you want it it's called Sim Cuco because the name of the actual restaurant is Don Cuco and so I changed it. I also made Eggs-n-Things is my favorite breakfast place and I called that I think I called that Eggs and Sims and then I made In-n-Out and called it Sim-n-Out. Lexi: That is amazing. Police Radio Sound Effect, Male voice: No one wants to go to jail for things. Haley: That makes sense. That makes absolute sense. Lexi’s Brother: Ah precious baby! Lexi: Dude, dude. Alana: Dude. Lexi: Dude. Dude. Could you close the door? Lexi’s Brother: Yeah but look at him. Lexi: I know. Lexi’s Brother: Wait I have- Lexi: Oh, okay everyone come in and hug the dog in my room. Haley: I heard precious dong and I got real scared with your library background. Lexi: No Every it's. It's ten o'clock which is bed time here and so everyone comes in to tell the dog they love him in my room. Haley: That’s acceptable. I'm obsessed with my cat right now and then making him a very nice blanket like look at this! And I just found out I had been allowing him to sit on this Michael’s box. Lexi: This is why he stays in my room, Dad. Because I don't mess with them I let him have a space; he's a Big Boy. Sorry. Haley: My cat peed on my Michael's box and pee was on yarn and I'm like well ya fucker, you just peed on my yarn. Lexi: You can wash yarn though. Haley: I guess. Lexi: Bundle it and put it in the washing machine. Haley: I hope it’s not the box of yearn ya can't wash. But like it got cat pee on it and it's supposed to be his second blanket like his really big blanket that I was gonna like fold up into like a cat bed is this is just gonna be like a little - Lexi: Well then you know what it’s perfect that he peed on it. Alana: He peed on his own yarn. Haley: I know that's what my dad was like just like making him fucking deal with it but I was like but I don't want to have knit with it. Alana: Yeah. Lexi: Wash it. Wash it on a cold gentle cycle. Haley: And I think of what you were saying like let's see the compostable dog toys like that's not something you can go down to your like ShopRite and be like that’s what I need. Lexi: Well I need corn based PLA and a 3D printer which both things I could not purchase down the street. Haley: Maybe the Whole Foods would have that. Lexi: Corn-based PLA? PLA is the material that feeds into a 3D printer to print stuff out. I don't think Whole Foods carries that. Alana: They should. Haley: I now say whole foods doesn't have it it's just it doesn't exist. Speaker 1: Because there’s a Whole Foods next to my parents that's just massive and my mom her response to everything was like go to whole foods and I’m like there's so much more than Whole Foods. There's a Trader Joe's, a Stu Leonard's, an Acme, Stop and Shop. Just now that I have more than like one grocery store at my disposal is- Alana: You have a Trader Joe's. Haley: Oh yeah, Trader Joe's is the best. Lexi: I love Trader Joe’s. Talk about a good business. Alana: Talk about a good business. Lexi:+Did you guys ever use lime wire? I know we were very young when I was a thing. Haley & Alana: Yeah. Haley: Ya, no I’ve use it. Lexi: But when I found out what that was... Alana: Well I was actively not allowed to do it because I could just be like, “Hello” I mean I'm very privileged. “Hello I need an iTunes gift card to buy songs” and my parents would be like “okay”. Lexi: I used it and when I found out it existed. I really went all in. I had the original iPod Shuffle the white brick. That my dad got at an events for work at the Trump golf course in New Jersey. He's not a Trump supporter this was in what 2006 and it was. Alana: Before Trump was a Trump supporter. Lexi: Yes I believe at the time Trump was a Democrat but he wasn't there because of that but his company rented out the golf course for an event and they all got gift bag that said like Trump hotel so my mom had to rip that part of the bag off when we we re-used after that. But I got this- one of the party favors was a white brick iPod. This is all relevant trust me. So... Alana: It’s also like the peak of technology in 2006. Lexi: Yes and I loved it. You couldn’t pick what song you just went with it. So I downloaded, we were going to the beach and my mom said okay you can take it as long as you don't let it get sandy so the night before I went on my morning downloaded like all this stuff and I didn't really check it I just threw it on the iPod. So I'm sitting in the car going to the beach. I'm listening to my iPod shuffle, my white brick with a USB stick and this thing comes on like and I’m like I don’t remember I downloading this? It’s Bill Clinton saying I did not have relations with that woman. And I was like what the hell is this. Didn't cross my mind until I was like a teenager and I kind of became more of the internet and I realized that back in the day on like limewire and other platforms like that people would as a prank put that quote instead of songs and I was like oh my god that's what happened to me when I was ten, eleven whatever that was and that was the first Bill Clinton moment I ever had in my life. My favorite thing to dislike about Bill Clinton is that he decided it was okay to go play saxophone. That made me uncomfortable but it is one of my favorite things to love to hate to love to be a uncomfy about. So yeah that's my Bill Clinton story. Bill Clinton: But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me I'm gonna say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Miss Lewinski. I never told anybody to lie not a single time. Never.

Haley: Ah okay so there's this thing you can look it up it's Susan Lawrence in Chappaqua, New York so overpriced d for excellent food and it kind of is like a boujie Jewish deli because like you just walk up to the counter be like I want half a pound of kale salad and they just give you the kale salad but then there's like food all around you like black and white cookies which is also something you'll see in New York Jewish deli. And it's just fabulous their mac and cheese cups A+. In the summer with their iced teas because they put half ice when the ice tea and on top they put like lemon sorbet it is beautiful and I've always wanted something like that so I can... Alana: It’s like an Arnold Palmer float. Haley: Yes. Alana and Lexi: I want that. Haley: So so so good. Alana: I'm gonna try that. Haley: Such a cute little seating area and like their part like so they have like the actual food you can eat but then like amazing pastries and cakes so in my head… Alana: Um Haley: What. Alana: You can still eat pastries and cakes. I just want to point that out. The actual food that you could eat. You said that they have actual food that you can eat and also pastries and cakes. You can also eat pastries cakes. Haley: I can't because all the pastries and cakes have eggs, so in my head that's not real food. Lexi: Haley was thinking everyone in the world can't have eggs. You just look at cakes. Haley: That’s how like I describe restaurants to people. That's like not food that all has eggs. Alana: It’s poison. Haley: Food a lot of it has eggs or cross contamination and in my head like Greek restaurants are just not viable for me.

Haley: Can we have like an episode. . . I know this isn't lady but completely can we have like an episode about how like most of the founding farmer, founding not founding farmers, founding fathers Lexi: Just little DC tings.. Haley: Yeah. Were queer. Because boy howdy I have been watching so many youtube videos on that. Alana: I’m in. . . this is totally off topic and it's fine and I'm sorry that Lexi will have to go through all this when editing. Lexi: I don't care. Alana Whatever, cut content. There was a tumblr post awhile ago. That someone was like UWU Alexander Hamilton my bisexual baby with anxiety and then someone repblogged it and was like actually he own people and now he's dead. And I so firmly belong to both of those camps. I am so like yeah he own people and now he's dead. Fuck that dude. I hate him. I hate that dude. But also it's really important to like see queer people throughout history because like it's not- it's not a new identity and I think that's important so I'm all I'm like very much yes he was queer also he sucks. Lexi: This this is like more shit for me to cut but I just have feelings. The thing that irks me is when people equate the character with the history. Separate them. Okay? The character can be UWU your baby because it's not a real person and we don't give a fuck. The real person was a complicated person with lots of different feelings, emotions, and realities. Alana: It's almost like people are complicated. Lexi: It’s important to acknowledge that there were queer people in the past. And that telling your bro how great he smells was probably a sexual thing. Alana: Gay. Lexi: It's probs gay. And, also bad people can be gay too. Haley: Thank you! Alana: Okay so this is something that I was complaining- this is like years and years ago -but I was complaining to my dad about how I think Apple is an evil corporation and he was like but their CEO is gay and I was like yeah dad it's 2018. Queer people can be anything. Lexi: Wait. If you don’t think queer people can be bad like every Disney villan doesn’t make sense. Because so many of them were queer. Alana: So I mentioned that in the witch episode briefly. I have a lot of feelings about this because almost every Disney villain is either Jewish coded or queer coded and it's no bueno. We don't like that. It's not okay. I'm trying to think of one who isn't. Haley: Scar. Alana: Queer coded. Haley: Yeah. Alana: I guess Hans? He's pretty heterosexual. Haley: Hans was pretty heterosexual. Haley: Captain Hook was not like as a small child I was like Captain Hook is gay. Lexi: You don’t think Hans has bi vibes? Alana: I guess. Haley: I think. . . Alana: But... Lexi: Everyone has bi vibes to me. I can’t comprehend the straight. Alana: Everyone has bi vibes to you.That's true. Lexi: Literally when you said that thing like all the founding fathers were queer, like isn't everyone a little queer. Haley: Everyone’s a little queer, not gonna lie. Alana If Bonobo chimps are anything to be . . . anything like humans. Haley: I feel like Hans is like 3% in him. Alana: Yeah. Haley: It’s not much. Alana: But like so. I think he's the only one, They're moving away from it in there. . . Lexi: Oh my god I know what it is. Okay Hans is like Winston Churchill where like he hooked up with a guy one time and had a fling with them but like it was just one time in his life. Alana: It’s just a one time thing. Lexi: Just this one time. Alana: He was experimenting. But like he's not queer coded. I think there was not really, there wasn't really a villain in Frozen II was there? Haley: No it was like the universe was like the villian like. . . Lexi: Yeah it was like the world. Alana: Queer coded! Jew coded! Lexi: Okay, okay. Go on to your story. Alana: Ok.

Daveed Diggs: Uh, who provided those funds? Haley: Uh, France?

Haley: Lilac, chartreuse. Oh no not chartreuse is that bright one… Magenta… Alana: Wait wait wait. What color is chartreuse? To you? Haley: It’s green. Alana: Chartreuse it.. So apparently that's one of those like Mandela Effect things that some people think it's a green and some people think it's pink. Lexi: It’s pink because Chartreuse was Blue’s neighbor and possible lesbian lover. Haley: No that’s Magenta. Alana: No that’s Magenta. Lexi: Oh my god is that a Mandela Effect? Haley: No, no. Alana: No. That's just you being a dumbass. Haley: I always, okay so here's the thing I always thought chartreuse is green and then that Mandela Effect was explained to me so now I always get it mixed up but I think like the best like colors for kitchen are like muted neutrals so it looks like the woods is coming into your baking zone. Lexi: Nah, teal. Ocean kitchen, ocean kitchen! Alana: You guys should see my Sims kitchens. I just made a beautiful little like all black and white... Shout out to the jungle adventure pack. Lexi: The jungle adventure pack is so good. Alana: I also really wanted to doo like a little dining nook but freaking sims don't know how to slide across the booth apparently so it didn't work. But.

Erika: So what I'm currently watching which I watched before is New Girl. I watch it when I have anxiety. Haley: Yeah Erika: So I started again. And then when I'm just like vibing or whatever and watching something that I haven't seen six hundred times I started watching Schitt's Creek. Haley: I’m watching Schitt’s Creek! Lexi: So good. Erika: It’s like.. Like dry funny. And it like almost lands and then it doesn’t. Alana: It’s like. . . Erika: It like pulls back. Alana: It's like Arrested Development but if the characters like had growth. Erika: Yeah Lexi: Yes and I love both series equally. Alana: Ew, David. Lexi: Alexis Erika: I don't get the hotel manager person. Alana: Stevie. I love Stevie. Lexi: I love Stevie. Her character arc is so good. Alana: Imagine the two queer people on the podcast being like I love Stevie.Stevie’s not queer but like she has lesbian vibes. Haley: I tried- Lexi: That’s her whole stick she is straight butch. Alana: Reminds me of someone else I know. Haley: Wow, got called out there. Well the thing that was said is true but the words still hurt. Lexi: You can find this podcast on Twitter and Instagram at LadyHistoryPod. Our show notes and a transcript of this episode will be on ladyhistorypod dot tumblr dot com. If you like the show, leave us a review, or tell your friends, and if you don't like the show, keep it to yourself. Alana: Our logo is by Alexia Ibarra you can find her on Twitter and Instagram at LexiBDraws. Our theme music is by me, GarageBand, and Amelia Earhart. Lexi is doing the editing. You will not see us, and we will not see you, but you will hear us, next time, on Lady History. Haley: Next week on Lady History, we're having a blast from the past and going back to our undergraduate degree to talk about some goddesses be there or be square.

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badnewtattoo · 6 years ago

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the gang makes paddy’s great again- thoughts.

i wrote this whole thing and then tumblr refreshed and i lost it.. this is why i use mobile. these are basically my overall thoughts and feelings on the episode with as much intelligence as i am capable of. i’ve never been one of those people who writes long analysis of iasip or anything, this is as close as we’re getting. also if you can’t tell already, i absolutely love meellisday.

-i can’t believe they all had sex with the doll... especially my boy charlie kelly i mean i expected it from mac (duh) and frank is kinda gross but... my boy, pls

-i don’t remember what i already wrote here because this is my second time doing this becauseeeee it got deleted

-there was more positive content i swear

-i liked cindy and the fact that she radiates pure evil. she was really weird, man. she was strange, i am a fan. i hope she comes up in the future here and there suggesting that they do more freaky shit and acting like a groupie for success.

-ok my biggest problem was the dialogue of this episode. there were a lot of cases of things just being straight up repeated? there was a line that dee said out loud at the dinner table and then repeated under her voice as a kind of ad-libbed chatter type thing and that was rough for a show so strong historically with its talking over each other scenes, improv, and fast dialogue. the jokes about mac banging the sex doll were ok to be repeated, i guess, but they kept making the same jokes about him with the exact same words and tone. in fact i don’t really get why they made the “mac is having sex with the doll” joke so often. since they all ended up having an orgy with it i rlly think there was a missed opportunity, they should’ve made fun of him for having sex with it after it was confirmed they all did because there could’ve been a moment of “..... wait but yall arent any better.... the” does that make sense? it does to me? like i know they did make a comment about it when dennis got back but it was a missed opportunity to not point out the irony.

-the storyline was not good. or the whole liberal tears thing was just very strange. it felt like they abandoned the show’s usual character driven aspects for the sake of driving the plot. they went with a humorous plot i guess but no jokes were made about the liberal/conservative thing from the gang so therefore it wasn’t funny? the gas scheme and the garbage schemes, for example, wouldn’t have strictly been funny on their own or excecuted by different people but they were good episodes and were funny to me because of the gang. the door to door song, the misspelled sign, the entire ridiculousness of the limo. maybe the plan was meant to be very run of the mill and unimportant because cindy was running it, like schmitty, but it was weeeeiiird and i think could have been done differently in a way that would have more positively impacted the story and overall episode quality. the labels, for example, could’ve been much better. my favourite part was the strip club and their interactions there, i wish there had been more of that vibe. also i think there was more to be done with charlie fighting the sex doll.

-dee didn’t have sex with the doll so ha, go 2 hell incest supporters

-dee was pretty great in this episode actually. the only thing i disliked was her reason for wanting cindy gone being that she felt that she wasn’t special anymore because there was another girl. that was kinda dumb and i would’ve easily accepted had she just decided to go back with the gang without any reasoning. it doesn’t seem like dee to hate on another woman like that without reasoning, sorry if i’m wrong i really don’t know shit. it just didn’t sit well.

-the waitress!!!!!!!!!! i love her!

-ok so i think mary elizabeth is a great person and is also a very good comedic actress. she’s on santa clarita diet (i literally went through the show just to watch her) and i’m not even being biased when i say she is really good on that show. she’s so talented and funny on that show and shines in a way over there that i never really felt she did on sunny. not by any fault of her own but i don’t think the writing for the waitress has ever been all that interesting or with potential to stand out. i like the waitress because although she thinks she’s better than the gang and then charlie she is so obviously just as garbage as them but also has that quality of being just about the most mundane person on the planet. what i’m getting at here is she deserves better writing and could be as iconic and funny as all the other side characters and i think finally bringing her down to living with charlie could be a really good change for her character. you still have the potential for delusions of superiority, similar to how mac thinks people like him and thought he was straight or how dennis thinks he’s a lady’s man, the waitress similarly thinks she’s better than these people while being a garbage person who uses charlie and is now literally living with him. she’s always been pretty similar to charlie (more so as it’s gone on) but tells herself that he’s worse and again.. now that they really are in the same living space and are more clearly placed beside each other in the eyes of the viewer, i hope she can have more coooool and exciting story lines. hope that wasn’t too repetitive. i just want everyone to know how funny and awesome she has the potential to be and she deserves shining moments that characters like cricket, maureen, and the mcpoyles get. etc.

-hearing charlie kelly call the waitress “honey” and “sweetie” is so, so weird and again, that’s a testament to how good they are at acting

-also i wish they’d addressed the pregnancy thing they were going for (she could’ve at least been annoyed at him that it didn’t work out or whatever) and it didn’t make sense to me that the season 12 finale saw charlie as being uncomfortable with the waitress expecting a relationship with him and this episode didn’t see him as really annoyed or uncomfortable, or at least it seemed to be at a different degree and from a different angle. how charlie treated her was a bit similar to how he treated dee in rules the world but i wish the waitress hadn’t been at all submissive? like she slept with the sex doll and was being funny/rude about it?? i wish she had been that way the whole time or at least more significantly? i get that the joke was that she now was desperate like charlie had been but i can’t say it was done all that well or consistently, from my perspective? i wish they had more fighting and banter and whatever. idk man.

-they said it was their apartment so i kind of wonder if frank is still living with them?

-also i felt like there wasn’t enough frank!!!!!!!!!!!! he was hardly there. i also missed the charlie/frank dynamic. if you can tell by this point,,,, i am a big charlie fan.

-but yeah the first thing i noticed was a lack of frank. my deal is that it felt as though the gang hardly really interacted within themselves? everything felt pretty impersonal. usually there’s scheming and yelling and really fast/smart dialogue but it felt more plot based and focused on getting across a specific set of events as opposed to thoroughly being true to the characters. the sex doll orgy felt out of place and these stranger elements of the episode reminded me of the ski episode and flowers for charlie in the way that they were detached from how i recognize the gang’s personalities. yes.

-dude!! i missed dennis! i didn’t realize how much i would want dennis back until he showed up and started doing that thing where he makes black and white judgements based entirely on personal preference. like in charlie rules the world at the end, i love that stuff.

-i actually think dennis was the most true to form in his character, my only things i’d change would: i’d add in a “move past it” in his explanation of his return, i’d make the bird thing more natural, and i’d have him be more protective of the 80s (that was the insult, right? she said he dresses like the 80s? anyways we know den loves that shit pls)

-mac was cool too! as i said earlier i wish they’d repeated that joke a wee bit less but aside from that i absolutely loved the mac content because he doesn’t always get the best stuff to work with. rob, as i’ve said before, is truly underrated for his performance as mac because the character is so easy to read. mac is very easy to understand as someone who craves validation and easily speaks his feelings while also have distorted versions of self, though that seems to be going away (with the coming out, the obvious truth of him being ripped, and him straight up asking if they like him) which is really funny because instead of him being wrong about who he is and being oblivious, everyone else is oblivious about him because he used to be?? yes, her. though he’s still a denial ridden dumbass in many ways, now the gang is in denial about his apperance. anyways rob killed this episode and i hope people come to see that is equally as distinctive as charlie and dennis.

-i really did like dee here, as i said earlier. she was also rather true to form. no complaints, and i like how she seemed more integrated into the gang. i love when they all work together, or at least work with dee, and everyone is equal and none of them continually put down dee. that’s way more fun.

-alright i think this is all i have to say for this episode? it seemed pretty foreign to sunny’s usual formula and reminded me the most of “flowers for charlie” in how it definitely strays from how what i view as a normal episode for the gang. there were good enough moments but it isn’t going to be one of my favourite episodes of the season. i really hope they don’t fall into the same hole arrested development did where they once would reach a conclusion every episode and stick to a format which changed in the 4th season for sure. i am ok with change but i hope not much is sacrificed. anyways, i am still a fan and am anticipating the rest of the season still! yes i’m aware that this is overwhelmingly negative but every negative i have for any sunny episode is usually leaps and bounds better than episodes of pretty much any other show.

#sunny 13 spoilers #s13 spoilers #iasip 13 #my post #long post #sunny spoilers #idk what else to tag sorry

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scrvps-blog · 8 years ago

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rules of the game: Answer the questions and tag 10 blogs you’d like to get to know better.

tagged by @scoutology thx dude !! sry this took forever to fill out works been craaazy

nickname: idk my rl friends usually call me sake (yeah haha a bartender w a drinking problem = rice wine, get it????) but lately they’re starting to call me rick as well ... either one is fine tho star sign: stinger height: 5′5 time right now: 2:48 pm soon time for work hurray lets go get them good ppl drunk last thing I googled: yeaaaahhhh i checked out this cool place that i might wanna hit but it’s sorta a surprise so nah u guys r gonna have to do w that fave artist(s): marcel duchamp, doris salcedo, mah bae @frackled and junji ito song stuck in my head: one day by wankelmut thanks to THIS and also this spanish pop song my friend sent me yday last movie I watched: xx it was ... surreal and fucking better than i expected WATCH IT DUDES last tv show I watched: the santa clarita diet or riverdale i cant remember loving the fuck outta both tho what I’m wearing now: skinny black jeans that are wayyyy too fucking big i gotta go shopping and a blue tshirt that says ‘wake me up when i’m famous’ thats p much my fav when I created this blog: last summer, it’s a baby blog yo kind of stuff I post: fanart (mostly rick & morty, some woy, a bit of gf, some random shows, shit like that), text, neorodivergent bs, shit posts, memes, SNAKES, some science shit, space, horror, aestetics, whatever the fuck i wanna, idek man ... stuff do I get asks regularly: noooooope why I chose my URL: bc everything else was taken dude i got an old username i really wanna use again but idk i forgot what email i used when i made it so i gotta wait until tumblr gets off their lazy asses and deletes it gender: nope aint got one of those hogwarts house: much slytherin pokémon team: very mystic fave colors: blue, (white and black if u count those as colors im not gonna tell u wht to stand for dude) average hours of sleep: chaotic lucky number: 6 favorite characters: rick and morty, bill cipher, lord hater, wander, hannibal lecter, billy and brenda from six feet under, kayako, tomie, the sarcastic police dude from twin peaks, bugs bunny, this guy, etc ..........

dream job: something i can do w @frackled that puts food on the table and yet works out ok for the both of us. i mean, i dont rly give a fuck except i wanna survive and not bore my ass off atst number of blankets I sleep with: three plus this ridiculously warm idiot that insists on sleeping all draped over me following: 169, im a picky bitch

TAGGING my bro @mutantmonster, my fellow sharzy warrior @1mmortaljellyfish and amazing blogger @heepdeep bc dude i rly gotta get to know u man

#me #meme #tagged #scoutology #answered

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corduroyserpent · 8 years ago

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Rules - copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in your own. when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person that tagged you….most importantly, have fun!

Tagged by @kickassanakin a / age - i’m 19!!! b / biggest fear - sociology class rn lmao. nah but for real probably that no one really likes me and that i’m annoying c / current time - 2:44 PM PST d / drink you had last - i’m drinking a java chip frappuccino from starbucks rn

e / everyday starts with - on class days i get up @ 7:30 am and get dressed, eat something, etc... non class days i wake up around 9/9:30 and do the same stuff

f / favourite song - hmmm this is hard (and it changes) but i guess rn it’s either Like the Dawn by The Oh Hellos or Trouble and Woe by Ruth Moody

g/ ghosts are real? - hell yeah they are. love me dem ghosties

h / hometown - castaic. it’s near santa clarita

i / in love with - YUKAKO!!!! mmMMMMHHHHMMM

j / jealous of - rich people i guess

k / killed someone - hahaha no no not yet

l / last time you cried - i watched edward scissorhands for like the billionth time today and i teared up like always

m / middle name - i got two!! delores and williams

n / number of siblings - one younger sister. she is a sweet precious lass, light of life o / one wish - i wish vento aureo would get confirmed already jesus christ p / person you last called/texted - sydney. we were shit talking in class lol q / questions you’re always asked - “how are u doing my dude?” and “hey do u wanna die?” both asked by sydney ofc

r / reasons to smile - my best friend sydney duhhh, also jojo, the color pink, books, the night sky, good music, overwatch, and a bunch of other stuff s / song last sang – the sporting life (in the car with sydney)

t / time you woke up - 7:30 am...im dead inside u / underwear colour - light purple v / vacation destination – JAPAN PLEASE!!! YO ME N SYD GOTTA GO TO THAT JOJO CAFE w / worst habit – i may or may not be procrastinating on a paper/project due in two days. i wish for the sweet embrace of death x / xrays you have had – just ones for my teeth i guess

y / your favourite food - pasta probably lol

z / zodiac sign - libra!!!!

um i guess i’m gonna tag any of my mutuals who wanna do this!! or anyone else who follows me!!

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actutrends · 5 years ago

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‘Boy Meets World’ Star Ethan Suplee, 43, Reveals Incredible 200 Lb. Weight Loss — Before & After Pics

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January 10, 2020 7: 46PM EST

Former ‘Boy Meets World’ and ‘My Name Is Earl’ star Ethan Suplee is literally a new man. He’s dropped 200 pounds and now his body is a muscular machine.

This is what happens when you really devote time and commitment to exercise and fitness. In most of the roles during actor Ethan Suplee‘s career, he was known as either obese or quite chubby. He played an obese bully Frankie Stechino on Boy Meets World from 1994-1998, and still had his heavy body playing a neo-Nazi Seth Ryan the 1998 film American History X. But over the years he’s whittled down the excess weight and now has muscles any bodybuilder would kill for.

Ethan has dropped over 200 pounds since he was at his heaviest point. He was pleasantly chubby when he starred on the NBC comedy My Name is Earl from 2005 to 2009, but after the show ended he slimmed down big time. “After My Name Is Earl, I started obsessively riding bicycles,” he told Entertainment Weekly in 2017. “I actually did get properly thin at one point — I was nine percent body fat. But I was also riding a bicycle six to eight hours a day, six days. After two years of that, my wife said, ‘Hey, idiot, you can’t retire and ride bicycles. You have to go get a job.’”

That actually proved hard to do with his new slim figure. Casting agents no longer recognized him, and he had trouble booking gigs. He eventually put on some more weight, but began bulking up by weightlifting at the same time. Getting a semblance of his old look back helped him land the role of Officer Billy on Ashton Kutcher‘s Netflix’s sitcom The Ranch from 2016-2019, and he played Tommy on the 2019 season of Netflix’s Drew Barrymore horror-comedy The Santa Clarita Diet.

Here’s Ethan in an Instagram gym pic on Jan. 1, 2020 showing off his muscular body:

Actor Ethan Suplee has dropped 200 pounds since he was the heaviest in his career in the mid-late 90’s. On the left is Ethan at an event on 9/23/00, while on the right he shows off his slimmed down, muscular body on 10/28/19.

Ethan discusses his weight journey ‘from obese to svelte’ to now super muscular on his podcast American Glutton. On his Instagram page, fans can’t believe that the bearded, muscular gym rat is the same overweight actor they’ve watched for two decades. Use benavidez_andrew wrote next to one of his bulked up photos, “Dude, seriously the coolest transformation. You’re a comedy genius and you brighten every movie/show you’re in. Thanks for being you.” Fan joeydangero_sly, told Ethan, “I know you had lost weight from back in the day, but didn’t know that you went and got swole,” about how bulked up and ripped he is now.

User benjamin.boyd1203 asked, “Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t you that guy from My Name Is Earl?” because he looks so different now. bwduke215 praised him, telling Ethan “Frankie EFFING Dtechino! with the glow up. BADASS,” about how he was so heavy on Boy Meets World and is a muscular beast now. Fan angelic.upstart agreed, adding “The best ‘glow up’ in Hollywood history I think we can all agree,” about Ethan’s body makeover.

The post ‘Boy Meets World’ Star Ethan Suplee, 43, Reveals Incredible 200 Lb. Weight Loss — Before & After Pics appeared first on Actu Trends.

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advotproject · 6 years ago

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We Rise

I was driving home from a phenomenal exhibit called “WE RISE.”

The sun was setting and the sky was absolutely magnificent.

As I sat in my car waiting for the signal to turn green, this stunning sunset literally took my breath away. Nature’s illuminated light right in front of me reminded me that no matter how bad it gets, no matter how hard the circumstances, no matter how cruel the world can be or how difficult the situation, we can rise like the sun.

“WE RISE” is a 10-day pop-up immersive experience that explores how to live a life of purpose and engagement. Through powerful programming and a world-class art exhibition the issue of mental well-being is addressed.

I had the good fortune to see this incredible exhibition. The art was about the strength of the human spirit to overcome difficulties, to overcome mental illness, to overcome trauma, to overcome so many of life’s obstacles. We rise, because we are capable of doing it. We rise, even if that means we must crawl for a while. We rise, even if it means that as we rise we feel defeated. Maybe we rise because we were defeated.

What I know, what I have learned, and what I have seen is that we can always rise. We just have to choose to want to.

Sandra Day in her song “Rise Up” sings:

“You're broken down and tired of living life on a merry-go-round.

And you can't find the fighter. But I see it in you, so we gonna walk it out and move mountains.”

I remember three years ago watching the participants in my program sing that song from The Broad Stage in Santa Monica. I remember looking at my beautiful students and feeling my heart actually skipping a beat, thinking how much each one of those girls had to rise up from the place she had come from.

I remember standing in the wings with another girl who wasn’t singing. She was about to read a letter she wrote.

She looked at me and said:

“Ms., this song is the bomb, isn’t it?”

I nodded my head.

Smiling, she gave me a little push.

“What happened to you?” she asked, “You rise so high you lost your words?”

The truth is that the first production of “LISTEN” at The Broad Theater, did, indeed, take my words away.

It was exhilarating to watch participants in the program stand on the big stage in that exquisite theater and share their stories. It was exhilarating to look out into the audience and see the vast reach of the ripple we have created from Beverly Hills to Crenshaw to Lancaster to Santa Clarita and more. Yes, indeed, that afternoon made us all rise.

At the “WE RISE” exhibit downtown there were paintings and sayings that said:

“You deserve to take up space.”

“Trauma, if not taken care of, breeds violence.”

“Hugs not drugs!”

Yes, we can move mountains if we have to. But it is actually the other part of Sandra Day’s song that I find incredibly powerful.

“And I'll rise up. I'll rise like the day.

I'll rise up. I'll rise unafraid.

I'll rise up. And I'll do it a thousand times again.

I'll rise up high like the waves.

I'll rise up in spite of the ache.

I'll rise up.”

I helped arrange a job for a student of mine.

It didn’t work out.

It actually went really badly.

He fought with everyone.

They accused him of stealing.

My friend who gave him the job was mad at me.

My student was mortified.

I had whirlpools of feelings and thoughts.

“Ms., I’m never going to be anyone and I’m never gonna get a real job.”

I stood in front of this man, a man who sat in jail but was now trying so hard to rise up.

“Hang on,” I say to him.

“You will be fine. You are the sun. You will rise again.” That was a bit much, I think as I say this. I sound a little over the top even to myself. I try to redirect.

“How can I help you rise up from this?” I ask.

“I don’t want to go back there,” he says.

“That’s okay.” I smile.

“They don’t want you back, but let’s fix this, so we use it as a step to rise up.”

“I don’t understand,” he says.

I can see that he is frustrated with me.

“Okay,” I say to him. “Number one: The fact that this didn’t work out doesn’t mean nothing is going to work out. Number two: Own your shit.”

When I said that he yelled at me for a long 20 minutes telling me how it’s not his fault and blah blah blah.

I was quiet.

“Cool” I said, “Now, OWN YOUR SHIT!”

He looked at me.

I looked at him.

When someone is about to rise, you usually can see it.

If you say something even the smallest thing, you could actually make them fall again – and never rise.

He starts again “That man came at me.”

“STOP!” I say.

“I don’t care about that man. You, YOU, DUDE, own your shit!”

“Ms., I hate you!”

“Yeah, I know,” I tell him.

Then he said, “I did this. I should have done that. I could have…next time…”

“Good,” I tell him.

“Now what?” he asks.

“You are going to talk to them,” I say.

“Shit, no,” he says.

“We are, we rising up,” I say.

“You are killing me,” he says.

“Just talk to them,” I say.

He calls. He apologizes.

I reach out to my friend who gave him the job. We have coffee. I speak my truth. I own MY shit.

The only way we can really ever rise up is if we own our shit.

It is no fun, but it is necessary.

A few weeks later my guy got a job that was better suited for him. He learned some control. I learned that I need to be careful not to push too hard.

“Ms.,” he said to me.

“I guess moving forward is rising up. You gotta rise up in one place so you can get to the next place.”

“Kind of, sort of,” I tell him.

I watch him walk away from me and it looks like he is walking a little bit taller.

Sometimes rising up is taking one little step in the right direction.

Sometimes it might not feel like moving at all. It might be about taking a breath and simply continuing to the next stop.

Sometimes it is just letting go of pain, of disappointment, or of whatever happened.

Rising up is simply not giving up and acknowledging that the best is not yet to come. It is actually already here.

#therippleeffect #theadvotproject

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