#I got kicked out of a meeting about licensing and pricing because I misunderstood the purpose

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[Image description: a photograph of a very bland looking cubical office, with two Autism Creatures added. They are both wearing red ties, and red, friendly-looking text above their heads reads:

Autistic Auditors, Inc

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starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.