#I got 5 pence and some lint in my pocket

[modmad]

i rly hate 2 break it to you, but i emailed cah to express my support for the idea of them buying tumblr, and they said that they couldnt afford it :(

man that’s a bummer, guess we’ll just have to wait until the market realizes that tumblr is actually worth -10,000 dollars and that buying it is effectively the same as selling your family’s home in exchange for a monkey’s paw that doesn’t even grant wishes it just comes up with the hottest new memes and sometimes makes a screeching noise at 3am