#I get to bring my puppers tho :D

[i-anonymous-crow]

I have to be up in 4 and a half hours to go on a three mile nature hike in the morning. When I told my mom I missed the greenery this is Not how I thought it would be interpreted

[vrchie2]

* WELCUM, FRIENDS!

prepare yourselves for a bomb ass introduction post. cool, cool, cool.

the name’s jayden. i’m a cancer sun, virgo moon. twenty-one summers old & i enjoy long spontaneous walks in the woods that wind up with me getting lost and having to phone a friend. i’m lactose intolerant and a pescatarian because fishes don’t have feelings. my pronouns are they/he because i wish to become cam gigandet one day. and that’s it on the mun portion. 

MEET ARCHIE ! 

archie enjoys long walks in the confines of the safe zone! he’s almost as cool as his mun, but not quite. 

he’s thirty-four, which means he’s ANCIENT. he was [ counts on fingers ] fourteen when the world ended. most likely rubbing one out in his bedroom to scarlett johansson at the time. sad. 

he’s a soldier boy but he’s hella soft and just wants everyone to be friends. mostly he just wants everyone to follow the rules! lawful good in the house. 

he’s a capricorn for no other reason than i saw a cap pin on pinterest and proceeded to add it to his board. 

he collects literature because he’s a huge ass nerd who misses the way the world was. he’s the only one i’m sure. 

there’s a pupper outside the safe zone that he constantly tries to win over. one day he’ll smuggle it inside. lawful who? he feeds it daily, don’t @ me. 

he has a younger sister who he’d give his life for. the feeling probably isn’t mutual given the fact that her mun is pure evil.

“ you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety. ”

unfortunately very patriotic. it makes me wanna barf. 

a little depressed, a little anxious – just like me! and just about every other writer in the world.

he’s very skilled with guns! obviously. but he’s surprisingly good. and now i don’t mean like ‘ uwu he’s the best in the world! ’ NO. i mean, surprisingly as he’s very anti using it. 

BISEXUAL KING.

MEET CASEY !

she nuts at the mention of fireflies. the military can’t get fucked. no printer just fax. 

her dad was in the military, tho, don’t bring that up. 

he died a couple years into the outbreak. never came back home. went out for milk, maybe. 

there’s a kitter running around town that she WANTS and she’s gonna get it. y’all watch her win its love. she’s gonna do it with tuna and tummy scratches. 

knives are cool but she’s not very good at throwing them. will, mayhaps, slit your throat though. WHO KNOWS? not me. 

her favorite food is deer. malia tate is quaking. 

she’s a chaotic stupid. chaotic neutral. chaotic bisexual. 

casey is super quirky, as if you can’t tell that by the fact that her name is literally CASSIOPEIA. 

she likes denim and converse. find her some, win her heart.

literally tho, she loves fireflies. don’t you forget it. 

she is moana. she loves the ocean, she wanna go back to the ocean, even if it’s filled with freaking corpses D:< 

will fight literally anyone for anything, aries sun, bitches. 

her hair is perpetually in a ponytail and she can’t write for shit. this is a sad life she’s living. 

BISEXUAL QUEEN. 

that’s it. that’s all. begone, THOTS.