#I get nosebleeds when I step over hallowed grounds
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My grandparents bought me a bible today
Lucky for me, I own oven mitts
@juiceboxlmao
#why am i like this#demon spawn#resident hellspawn#at your service#satire#but also#not really#I get nosebleeds when I step over hallowed grounds#it’s hilarious#everyone gets so scared#i find it hilarious#local cryptid#i’m pretty sure#my neighbours are convinced I’m actually from hell#so are my friends
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