#I forgot how much Melanie slayed actually
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Listening to MAG 28 (Skintight) with my dad and he keeps insisting that Sarah just smells like weed and there's nothing nefarious about her
#He then promptly fell asleep after this revelation#I forgot how much Melanie slayed actually#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tma
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🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴
Ansu: So how did that basket idea do? @Iñaki
Iñaki: I'm actually nervous. It's been 4 days.
Ansu: I mean NYE and holidays you know.. logically it would take a bit.
Iñaki: Yeah, probably.
Arnau: You'll be fine bro
Iñaki: I really just want this to be over. I am ready to move on.
Arnau: And you will
Iñaki: BUT WHEN
Ansu: May I make a suggestion?
Iñaki: Has me saying no ever stopped you?
Ansu: Not really.
Iñaki: Then why did you even ask?!
Ansu: I was being courteous.
Iñaki: Just spit it out
Arnau: There will be no spitting of any sorts.. not even in words do I want to see it.🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
Ansu: You can always talk to someone to be a medium...
Iñaki: Like?
Ansu: Leo
Iñaki: 😦
Ansu: He can help.. talk to the Capi
Iñaki: about this trivial thing!? You crazy?!
Arnau: Ansu might have a point there
Ansu: I am always on point bro
Arnau: Sure thing sweetheart
Iñaki: Do you think it would help @Ronald?
Ansu: Trust me.
Iñaki: Kinda don't. You would still have been in this predicament had you not assisted him.. which, I gotta say, is not fair at all.
Ansu: I can't control Geri's actions. The ONLY one who can is Leo.
Ronald: "Iñaki: Do you think it would help @Ronald?" Why are you asking me?!
Iñaki: I trust your judgement the most out of all of these idiots.
Arnau: Hurtful!
Iñaki: yeah well the truth hurts.
Arnau: I don't like this Iñaki..
Iñaki: You and me both.
Arnau: We need to rid you of the Geri stress.
Iñaki: WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS ENTIRE TIME.
Ansu: TALK. TO. LEO.
Carlitos: I did. He said that he will talk to him.
Ansu: ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
Iñaki: Oh God.. HOW
Carlitos: How what?
Iñaki: How did you talk to him?
Carlitos: I used my words?
Iñaki: 😒😒😒😒
Ansu: I keep telling you it's not that hard.
Iñaki: It's Leo.
Ansu: Yes Iñaki, we are aware of that.
Carlitos: So fingers crossed.
Ronald: "Iñaki: I trust your judgement the most out of all of these idiots." Fair enough.
Ronald: Curly told me he talked to Leo.
Iñaki: You knew?!
Ronald: You didn't!?
Ronald: So I guess wait for Leo's response.
Frenkie: Seems like we all knew???
Iñaki: WHAT!?
Pedri: I knew
Sergiño: Me too
JC: I did too
Iñaki: YOU'RE IN PORTUGAL!!!!
Francisco: I knew
Oscar: Same here
Iñaki: WTF
Carlitos: @Riqui you were right, he did freak out
Iñaki: I hate both of you so much.
Riqui: 😂
Riqui: But yes wait for Leo...
JC: I sent Leo a gift basket as well😏
Riqui: Good for you
JC: Gerard didn't send the basket back so I guess that's a good sign.
3 January 2021
Ansu: FRENKIE 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
JC: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Ansu: That pass from Leo though🤩😍
JC: GOAT.
..........
Ansu: Okay... can y'all just do something..
..........
Ansu: Well.. A Win is a win.
Ansu: @Pedri @Dembz @Pedri @Frenkie @Ronald @Oscar 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
............
Riqui: I'm gonna start a book. I'll read it during matches. Imagine 90 minutes of reading.
Carlitos: y'all .. I got something to say
Carlitos: But not now
Ronald: 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Riqui: You okay their rizos?
Carlitos: Uh.. yes.
Riqui: Alright.
4 January 2021
Iñaki:Anything from Leo?
Carlitos: Nope
Iñaki: Sighs... Okay
Frenkie: Guys, especially @Carlitos , why do I keep hearing that you might be going to Getafe?!
Riqui: Ew
Pedri: I saw that as well
Carlitos: Because It umm.. kinda is true.
Frenkie: OH COME THE FUCK ON
Carlitos: 😩 I don't like it as much as you do
Frenkie: There?!
Riqui: 😩😩🙄
Carlitos: I know.. It will be for a few months
Riqui: I CANNOT WAIT FOR JANUARY 24
Frenkie: Getafe...
Carlitos: Yes.
Frenkie: Man... Best of luck there bud
Pedri: Sighs
Francisco: We'll miss you.
Oscar: All the best rizos..
Riqui: It is only a few more months It is only a few more months It is only a few more months It is only a few more months It is only a few more months It is only a few more months
Ronald: 😂
Arnau: Hopefully things go by smoothly.
6 January 2021
Oscar: Alexia!! Are you guys watching?
Arnau: I am.. Legends
Oscar: Indeed
Carlitos: Look at them slaying those Pericas
Oscar: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
.......
Oscar: THAT GOAL!!
Riqui: Melanie is a legend! Wow!
Arnau: 🤯🤯
Carlitos: She deserves it.
Oscar: I am so happy they finally got to play at the Camp Nou!
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Ansu: Best of luck dudes
.......
Ansu: OH COME ON!!!
Carlitos: 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
.......
Ansu: YOU BEAST @Pedri
Ansu: That whole play was so 🤤🤤🤤
Carlitos: Blondie you are on fire!
.......
Ansu: I am in tears... FIRE
JC: Boy you are killing it @Pedri
Carlitos: That was beautiful!
.......
Carlitos: Again with the illogic..
Ansu: I am surprised Marc has not punched anyone in this team yet.
Carlitos: 😂😂
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Riqui: I knew bringing a book with me was a good idea
Ansu: You actually did it??
Riqui: I did
Ansu: 😂😂😂😂😂
Iñaki: @Carlitos did Leo say anything by any chance? I forgot to ask earlier.
Carlitos: Oh yes... He said that he talked to Geri but it was pointless because his plan was already in effect...
Iñaki: Oh fuck
Ansu: Yikes
JC: But my gift basket...
Carlitos: I'm actually glad I am not there anymore if only for that reason.
Sergiño: JC is in Portugal.. how is you being in Madrid gonna stop him😂
Oscar: Very true😂😂
Arnau: Dude barely speaks but when he does.. he makes points😂😂
Carlitos: Why has @Dembz been so quiet?!
Dembz: I'm just reading..
Riqui: Yeah me too 😂
Dembz: I meant the chat
Riqui: oh
Frenkie: "Carlitos: Blondie you are on fire!" 💙❤💙❤
Pedri: Leo told me to tell you guys that he needs to talk to us tomorrow before training.
Riqui: Did he sound angry?
Francisco: Nope
Riqui: And you know how?
Pedri: He was there
Francisco: Yep
Oscar: Did he say why?
Pedri: Nope
Frenkie: Okay.
Iñaki: All of us?
Pedri: Yep all of us.
Oscar: Do you think he knows about this group?
Ronald: Very valid question
Riqui: He can't.. Can he?
Sergiño: 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Dembz: Did anyone slip?
Frenkie: I don't think any of the adults know about this
Pedri: "Oscar: Do you think he knows about this group?" He knows
Riqui: 😳😳😳😳
Frenkie: HOly shit
Ronald: Do you think Luis told him?!
Francisco: Very possible
Pedri: Nope.
Dembz: Did you tell him?!
Pedri: Yep
Riqui: 😳😳😳😳
Pedri: IT'S LEO. HE ASKED. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?!
Ansu: Fair point
Riqui: Is that why he wants to talk to us?!?!?
Pedri: I don't think so. JEEZ we will see tomorrow
Francisco: what is this an interrogation!?
Riqui: This is major!
Pedri: I mean...
Riqui: God if he says anything to Gerard about this.
Pedri: Highly doubt he will.
Francisco: Just ask him tomorrow
Pedri: Exactly
7 January 2021
Dembz: Y'all I just got a text from Gerard
Riqui: Oh fuck
Dembz: "Geri🌴: "What disappears as soon as you say its name?"
"Geri🌴: The first one to get his is the one most known for being the opposite of the answer to that riddle."
Carlitos: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Frenkie: Silence
Carlitos: Why are you shushing me?!
Frenkie: No dummy that is the answer to the riddle.
Dembz: The opposite of the answer.. so someone who talks a lot?!
Frenkie: Or is loud.. annoying..
Arnau: THAT COULD BE LITERALLY ANY ONE OF THESE CLOWNS
Frenkie: Hey he said it..
Dembz: I feel it's gonna be JC
JC: HEY .. WOAH.. WHY ME!?
Ansu: Let's face it, you're the most annoying
JC: I liked you better when you were 17.
Oscar: I feel it will be Carlitos
Iñaki: Riqui
Ronald: So many options
Ansu: I say JC
Sergiño: I'm just glad I have nothing to do with this whole mess
Francisco: Indeed
Pedri: 🙄
Ansu: 😂
Riqui: 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 I hate you
Carlitos: I hope he gets you first @Iñaki
Iñaki: CAN HE?! PLEASE.. I actually want him to.. at least that way I will be put out of my misery!
Arnau: Nah.. It's gonna be either Riqui or Carles
Oscar: Fully agree
Ronald: Can't wait to find out
Pedri: so cruel
Frenkie: I'll say..
Oscar: It is what it is.
#fc barcelona#blaugranets gc#babies gc#eps 14#riqui#carlitos#ansu#pedri#dembz#oscar#ronald#jc#arnau#iñaki#francisco#sergiño#what will happen next... 🤷🏻♀️#football imagine#incorrect barcelona quotes#incorrect football quotes#feat:#Alexia Putellas#Melanie Serrano#lionel messi#gerard pique#episode 14
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