#I follow them

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like I know that like Norman reedus and jdm (and in general most hot guy celebrities that have bigger followings) kNOW that they make girls horny.

Like I know that they both know they got arenas of women horny over them. But I wonder if they know just how many of them are like 19-23? (I’m not) and that these 19 year olds are reblogging the most basic ass pics of them with captions like

NEED HIS MEAT HAMMER SO FAR DOWN MY THROAT IT LITERALLY SUFFOCATES ME TO DEATH 💕

GONNA SNORT HIS BALLSACK STRAIGHT TO THE DOME TIL I STROKE OUT HIT MY HEAD AND HAVE A TBI 🥵

Just… like… do they know?! (I’m sure they’ve heard worse, but ITS THIS FORMAT ITS SO FUNNY I FEEL LIKE HOW COULD THEY NOT ALSO THINK THIS IS FUNNY?? 😭😭)

(secretly headcanon jdm sometimes late at night logging into his blank page tumblr acct to see what the girlbloggers are saying about his fat greasy hog)

Edit to say; I think they're trying to be funny????? Like I know the thirst is real but I mean I'm not exaggerating these examples I don't think???

(secretly headcanon jdm is running those blogs)

[ardinwriter]

Sometimes, out of boredom, I wander over to the "for you" tab and scroll a bit.

The thing that annoys me most over there is when I'm shown posts by folks I already follow.

No, dude, I don't need to pick him up. That clown is already in my car.

[dynamightdean]

Me anything I see Spn art from a creator I don’t follow yet:

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[crabussy]

challenged myself to make simpler redesigns that match the show constraints because I often create very complex designs and I wanted to see if I could make something I liked without going too over the top!! pretty happy with these [:

if you have any questions about my design choices ask away!!

part 2 with ten gazillion background characters including sunburst, luna, and twilight's canterlot friends!

[mamawasatesttube]

BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[cinematicnomad]

obsessed with this letterboxd review for CHALLENGERS (2024) by rocky/WAYSTIAR

[wolfienation]

absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.

[bicolor-art]

bad science

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[ando666detonao]

don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

[ominous-signs]

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[corrodedparadox]

You telling me…

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