#I feel like that pepe silvia meme

[windflowerofskellige]

On a decent of madness again because Sapkowski's Foltest was supposed to marry Dalimira of Redania makes me pull my hair out this HAS been bothering me for the last three years it will continue to bother me until the end of time how old is Hedwig of Malleore mother of Dalimira, Milena, and Radvoid? Is she the sister of the Princess Niedamir marched on, married, impregnated, then poisoned? Is she their aunt? How old was Hedwig when Radovid was born in 1255? He was born in 1255 this is one of the few facts we are aware of. He is in fact 12 in the books. See okay when this was written— the Dalimira attempted engagement— Vizmir was still Vizimir of Novigrad. Tretogor as a capital had not come to being yet, Sapkowski hadn't even invented Radovid yet. He hadn't even invented my boy son boy in Blood of Elves. This is entirely a timeline inconsistency plothole that exists because the plans for Redania as a country changed many times on Sapkowski's whims and YET. I still attempt to write stories that make sense and have a sensical timeline HOW OLD IS FOLTEST !!! GUYS!!! GUYS IM GOING INSANE.

[sculkshrieking]

dude your hoffstrahmdon is changing my life! have you ever thought about including adam in the mix for the au? ship thing or not i'm just curious about if he gets to live :-)

teehee i'm glad you like them :D!! I had to think about this for a little bit. Adam generally stays dead in my head because i love the guilt and haunting and also because i don't think John with his barbed wire grip on all three apprentices would ever allow his freedom. HOWEVER we love to self indulge in this house and throwing Adam into the mix sounds so chaotic.

Maybe Hoffman plays a part in getting Adam out which is what makes Lawrence feel indebted enough to come and warn him not to go after Jill (which just makes me think of Lawrence and Adam in the makeshift jigsaw hospital room getting tended to by Hoffman while John and Amanda are off getting bloodboarded).

Lawrence and Adam are insanely codependent because I wouldn't have their post-bathroom relationship any other way. They will bite, kick and scream like frightened dogs if you try to separate them.

With Hoffman, Adam probably has some mixed feelings in a "You're horrible and I can't stand you, but you saved me" type way. Mostly the first part, really. Meanwhile, I think Hoffman just finds him annoying and grating as hell, he wants that twink obliterated and all that.

The Strahm and Adam roasting matches are insane. It's a constant PvP zone in there and absolutely no one is safe. There are parallels between them that they're both doing their best to ignore. Also they can smoke out on the balcony together as a treat <33

I don't know what kind of situation would force them all to have to spend a bunch of time together but i personally would love to see the resulting carnage. I also would love for them to kiss, i just have a hard time imagining all of them liking each other </3. Hate sex is absolutely still on the table however <33. Adam how come your mom lets you have THREE big hot middle aged men around you etc etc.

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