#I feel like Tom K enny in Samurai Jack season 5

[consolidations-of-a-dream]

Welcome to the World, Valentine (2/?)

“Well, if Ruixiong manifested you, that explains your lack of a real purpose beyond being a date for a broken-hearted friend. But the fact you’re still here….

“Means you want to keep on existing in this form to help people. So as much as your manifestation is a shallow one, you still want to roam around on this Earth.”

“Is that a bad thing?”

“Not necessarily! It just means you can have a new purpose now! Maybe you can be someone else’s new love while forming that more organically!”

“What if that person doesn’t like me?”

“You can always return to the Cosmos and manifest in a different plane of reality.”

“Hm….

“Well, your friend here roams around without an apparent purpose…”

“Ignore him, he’s a jackass. And a chaos-bringer.”

“I’m still around because people enjoy me for the chaos I bring. Can you believe the thirst I inspire from some?”

“STOP!!”

“I thought I’d inspire thirst! I’m not a 100% of the dead lover’s form! I’m taller, have less fat and more muscle, my head isn’t shaven to a queue, and an eight inch-”

“MY STARS, STOP RIGHT THERE!!

“Eight inches?! That’s practically po r n-star sized!! You really WERE manifested to be a lover!”

“Can you lean forward and not tip over when you have an erection?”

“PARACHAI!!”

“What? We’re 18+. Let’s take advantage of the fact we can talk openly about penises and not get called out for minors interacting with this blog. It’s not like we’re smutting.”