#I don't want a valuable lime lesson

[zhsocial]

Same energy

[princess-of-the-corner]

https://www.derpibooru.org/images/413960

The most hilarious part of this is that I read it in the Bluey 'But I don't want a 'valuable lime lesson'! I just want an icecream!' except that art was posted in 2013 lmao

[loupy-mongoose]

perzi called him mate and now I'm just thinking of him with the dad's voice from bluey

momo/midas?: I don't want a valuable lime lesson! I just want an ice cream:(

I keep stumbling across Bluey lately, I think it's time I finally actually watched it. XD

[allaboutbluey]

"I don't know what I want, but I know I want something!"

"Why does it say to be yourself?.... am I just being yourself?"

"Ooh, a tennis ball. Oh, don't get distracted, Bluey."

"I'm eating floor cereal. This is the best day ever!!"

"I don't want a valuable lime lesson.. I just want an ice cream."

[monkey-network]

"I don't want a valuable lime lesson, I just want an ice cream"

[dirtandspitoftheworld]

Dubious Soup

fun notes about Dubious Soup:

I've been tinkering the "recipe" every time i make it and adding stuff to it

instead of cut squid pieces like i normally use, i decided to be fancy this time and buy whole baby squids. I WAS NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE MEANT TO RINSE THEM THOROUGHLY. THERE WAS INK IN THEM.

The broth of this soup is BLACK. It's pitch black and MURKY.

It was also SALTIER THAN THE OCEAN because i didn't taste before adding salt because i'm stupid, so i had to dump off about a quarter of the broth and replace it with plain water and i added some eel sauce for fun. tastes fine now.

seriously i tasted a little bit and gagged, it was extremely salty and spicy (i had also added too much sriracha).

When I showed it to my sister she said "Matt what did you do? That doesn't even look real."

In my opinion, it looks like it came from a mid-90's cartoon episode where a character travels to a foreign country and learns a valuable lesson about Trying New Things and Not Being Racist

half-assed recipe below

Dubious Soup consists of:

store-bought "seafood udon" kit

3/4 package "semi-dried" (that's what the package said idk) whole baby squids. do not rinse or check for guts/ink pens or else you just get regular spicy seafood soup. We're going for murky black Dubious Soup here.

1 stick spiral fish cake, sliced a little too thick and unevenly

1 small bag cooked, peeled, and de-veined shrimp

4 imitation crab sticks, each cut into 4 smaller pieces and added at the very end or else they fall apart

a couple handfuls of dried kombu kelp (package says Ottogi cut. its in rectangle shapes if that helps)

a couple of handfuls of fresh mung bean sprouts

Add whatever seasonings you want or need along the way. (I add about 1-2 teaspoons of dashi stock granules, a tablespoon of awase miso, a couple tablespoons of unagi sauce, and squirt in some sriracha if it's not spicy enough).

add more stuff when you serve it if you want. I like to eat it with Inari on top and fresh lime juice. Just don't store the inari IN the soup or else all the sweet flavor just leeches out and it'll taste bland when you heat it up.

if you're the only one in your household who will touch Dubious Soup (like me), one pot will last you at least a week, eating 2 bowls a day.

i dont know shit about calories or nutrition but it tastes good man trust me. it may or may not cure diseases but it will definitely Cause Effects

also health update: I'm way better today :) im not constantly leaking blobs of blood and mucus and i had a cough earlier but its gone now

I made the most fucked up soup you've ever seen but it tastes really good.

and i ordered a pizza :)