#I don't know why he ended up in such a slutty pose but I guess it's fitting

[dravencroft]

A quick redraw/redesign of Lazare Téophile, Tremere Antitribu and cunning con artist I played during a Vampire: the Masquerade one-shot session a few years ago. I suddenly missed him so here he is!

[anittam]

Ranking ToT boy on how slutty they are

And once again I let intrusive thoughts win, and since I don't want to suffer alone i will share it with the world... because everybody need to hear this 🙂👍

So before the I start I would like to say this is a joke, I will try to use only official parts of story to create the ranking, and also spoilers, i guess, with that said lets find out which ToT boy is the biggest thot.

4. Luke Pearce

And in last place we have Luke, you may be wondering "why is he in such low position? There is some horny stuff about him" and yes there is some cards from the game which are very suggestive, but most of thoses are Rosa taking the "Initiative", like in the cards "Overflowing Thoughts" or "How I Remember You", and had moments where he was the one taking initiative like in he's card from the Bakerlon Street event or the card from 2nd anniversary of game, but still, compared to the others characters he is kinda bland, he is a very sweet, cuddly boy, and we still love him anyway

3. Marius Von Hagen

I went back and forth a lot about who should be in this position, and I end up choosing Marius. Marius is a thirst trap guy, like in "Dream of Thebes" or "Eternal Flame", he also have the fuckboy personality, but not in a bad way, he overflows charm, so why is he only in 3th place, and the reason is simple, Marius is a boy with lots of potencial of becoming the biggest whore, but he is yet to blossom, he is an investment, you can see he trying to keep up the playboy persona, and we can appreciate that, because suit him well

2. Artem Wing

Some of you may not agree with me in this one, but this is my list I do what I want.

So why is Artem in 2nd place? Let me put in this way, if Marius is thirst trap guy, is because he is trying to be sexy, and Artem, my friends, he doesnt need to try, he just is that sexy. God, the moment we first see him in the game is a thirst trap, and the game do this so much with him, where he is put in the most sluttiest poses, and just make him so unaware of it, I mean, at least until this man discovers what sex is, because after this man lost his virginity, he started actively being a whore. I just keep think about that one card (idk the name, sorry) where he is says he has been practicing making a cool poses for Rosa, this man was practicing how to be a seducer, not that he need it, but he accepted that side of him, which is nice, and lets not forget the unholy amount of butt we see in his card, like in "Wings of Exhilaration", this man deserves the 2nd place.

1. Vyn Ritcher

Honestly, I wanted to pretend this choice was hard, but it wasn't, there was no way any other character could be first, when competing with a horny bastard like Vyn. Unlike Artem who is oblivious to how sexy he is, Vyn is very well aware of it, not only that he knows how to light up the desire in others for him, this man has an ungodly amount of rizz, and we can see that in the main story, and his solo story, not only with Rosa, but with literally anyone, he is constantly using his charm to get what he wants, and he does is beautifully, differently of other characters that tend to be in suggestive situations to be slutty, he doesnt. And when it come to the more smutty stuff, we can see a kinda of different side of him, like I keep thinking this one card, if im not mistaken is his 3rd birthday card, where Rosa tied his hands behind his back with tie while he is on his knees and she is undressing him, and Vyn relentlessly tease her, even a submissive position, he still in control of the situation. That ladies and gentleman is top tier slut behavior, and dont get me started in the tot 2nd anniversary card, so yeah, this is why he is first place.

This is all, it was kinda funny writing it, maybe i will do some other raking thing, who knows. And please dont kill me it this was just a joke.

[rawiswhore]

Triple H/Shawn Michaels x Fem Reader- "Will Someone Please Think of the Children?"

The reason I put Triple H/Shawn Michaels is because the fem reader can either imagine reading about Triple H or Shawn Michaels in this fic, or even both.

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Being a parent involves being the best, most positive role model for your kids, as well as watching over them, because then your kids will copy you.

Being a parent also involves giving up doing many things (like using profanity) due to having to be a positive role model for your children.

If you're someone who has done sexual things---especially if you're famous---then your kids might end up seeing those sexual things you've done.

This is true of Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Cardi B, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Lil' Kim, Jenna Jameson, and even some WWE/F divas.

This can be true for some men as well, Eminem is an example.

Granted, Eminem used to rap some very violent, shocking lyrics, one where he tells his young daughter about murdering her mother, but...

In 2003, you were engaged to be married to Triple H/Shawn Michaels, and you and he were talking about having children together.

However, you were having doubts of having kids with him for certain reasons, and this was one of the reasons why.

While you were still engaged to him, during the end of 2003, you were sitting in a hotel room with Triple H/Shawn Michaels, telling him that you need to talk with him.

During your conversation, you sat next to Triple H/Shawn on one of the beds in the hotel room, with one of your hands holding his hand.

"We've been talking about having kids" you brought up while your eyes looked into his eyes. "And you know what a sexual person I am"

"Oh yeah" Shawn/Triple H mentioned, smiling and nodding his head as well as chuckling a bit. "Your nickname is the Nymphomaniac"

"If we have kids" you said "What if our kids end up seeing what I used to do and what I'm famous for?"

Your wrestling character/gimmick was a slutty, sexually promiscuous nymphomaniac who has done some very NSFW things on television and in magazines.

Shawn/Triple H's eyes grew wide.

"Ooh, that's a tricky one" Shawn/Triple H answered, pondering.

Shawn/Triple H had to think about what to say.

Although, Shawn/Trips isn't exactly a saint either.

Not only did Triple H used to point to his crotch and shout "suck it!" and make dick jokes during his D Generation X days, he also had sex with a corpse (although it wasn't a real one), beat a snake, drugged a woman and married her through a drivethru wedding, said racist things to a black wrestler ("you're here to entertain me with your nappy hair!"), cut a promo in blackface and other things.

Shawn Michaels used to point to his crotch and exclaim "suck it!", he also posed for Playgirl magazine, played a male stripper, stuck a bit of the Canadian flag up his nose and spray painted racist graffiti on a black wrestler's locker room.

"Well, just try to hide it away from our kids" Triple H/Shawn decided after thinking. "Don't have any magazines with you, don't let our kids watch your inappropriate stuff"

"I was thinking that too" you confessed. "Will we have to homeschool our kids? What if the students at our kids' school sees what I'm famous for and they bully our kids?"

"Will you still be wrestling when our kids are old enough to go to school?" Triple H/Shawn asked.

Touché.

Your eyes darted around, trying to think of what to say.

"I'm not sure" you suggested. "I'd get pretty old to wrestle, then"

"I've worried about our kids, if we have them, seeing our inappropriate things" Triple H/Shawn admitted. "I guess homeschooling is an option"

He shrugged after suggesting homeschooling.

"Even though our kids won't be able to make friends" you frowned, your eyes staring at the carpeted floor. "I'll have to give up being oversexualized and using sex to sell myself"

You actually retired from wrestling after having kids besides making a few guest appearances, and when you made guest appearances, you weren't really all that sexualized at all due to the WWE's current PG rating and the company becoming more family friendly.

"I don't mind changing for my kids" you confessed. "I'm just worried they'll see what I've done"

"Well, just keep it away from them" Triple H/Shawn suggested and coaxed. "Or tell them that wrestling is fake, they're just playing characters"

You nodded your head.

Indeed, wrestling is fake.

"Remember when Terri Runnels had that miscarriage a few years ago?" you asked.

"Oh God, yeah" Triple H/Shawn answered, his face disgusted.

"She didn't want to do that" you added. "Because she had a kid and was worried kids at school would bully her daughter over her mom having a miscarriage, but she was forced into doing it"

"That was just sick" Triple H/Shawn said, frowning.

"I agree" you agreed. "Although, she has posed naked and dressed in revealing bikinis and lingerie yet she has a daughter"

"Sable has a daughter" Triple H/Shawn brought up "And she took her shirt off to reveal those painted hands on her breasts and posed for Playboy while she had a daughter at home"

"And she wore that really revealing bikini at the end of 1997" you added. "After she took off that potato sack"

"And kissed Torrie Wilson" Triple H/Shawn inserted.

"Yet she sued the WWF as it was called then because they forced her into doing sexual things she didn't want to do!" you mentioned. "Which included lesbian angles, yet now she's kissing Torrie Wilson! What a hypocrite!"

You and Shawn/Triple H both had a laugh over this.

There are so many professional wrestlers that fit the bill under this.

Brian Pillman kidnapped Goldust's wife and turned her into his sex slave, even though Brian had kids at home.

Scott Hall was crotch chopping and shouting "suck it!" while he had a son.

This isn't just true of wrestling, but people and celebrities in general.

Britney Spears recently posed some nude photos of herself, including one on the beach, despite that she has 2 sons old enough to know about what she's doing.

After you had kids, you didn't let your kids watch the Attitude and Ruthless Aggression eras as well as ECW until they became teenagers.

However, you didn't let your kids watch your sexual moments in the Attitude and Ruthless Aggression eras as well as ECW, WCW and Women's Erotic Wrestling, you haven't even told your kids about your sexual moments.

You didn't have any sexualized photos or videos of yourself at your home while you had kids, you didn't even let your kids have social media when it blew up due to fear of your kids finding out about your sexual past.

When you had children, you homeschooled them due to fear that kids at school would see what you used to be infamous for, despite that your wrestling heyday was over by the time your kids were in school and you were nowhere near as oversexualized as you used to be.

You didn't really do anything sexual or inappropriate when your kids were old enough to remember and see.

You've tried and became the best role model for your children.

Even though you love your children, you also hate having to give up saying what you want to say and doing certain things you want to do.

Triple H didn't induct Chyna into the WWE Hall of Fame due to fear that his daughters would go online and find out about her porn career.