#I don't even. I can't even speak 😭 this is SOOO wonderful!!!!!

[orange-dreamzer]

MSJDHSJDJSJ???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💞💞💞💞💞

Zucchi!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 They look amazing!!!!!

none knows my grief but God alone ✧ happy birthday, @orange-dreamzer <3

[jaylver]

SEVEN — L.HS

SYNOPSIS: Pissing you off wasn’t what Heeseung expected or wanted. So, he came up with a plan to try and win your good side back over the seven days of the week.

PAIRINGS: non-idol!heeseung x afab!reader

GENRE: established relationship, VERY slight angst, lots of fluff

WARNING(S): profanities, mentions of taylor swift's concert ticketing (👹)

WC: 1.8k

AUTHOR NOTES: all thanks to kook's seven that inspired me this! btw it's inspired by the MV not the lyrics 😭 man the lyrics threw me tf off i'm CRYING anyway i don't write nsfw sooo don't expect me to base it off the lyrics HAHAH but the song and mv just reminds me of hee sm! that's why i decided to whip this up. enjoy and please leave a feedback! it'll help a lot <3

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Heeseung was an idiot.

He hated the fact that he had actually pissed you off. Forgetting a date was the last mistake he expected from himself, unintentionally leaving you sitting in the middle of the restaurant while it rained outside, the clear picture of you being stood up embarrassed you. He was such an ass for that.

He knew he deserved the angry yells from you, holding you as you calmed down until you finally heard him out. You couldn’t entirely blame him for working late, but you wished he had told you sooner, sobbing into his shoulder as he kissed your tears away, kissing your waist and eased your mind, whispering 'sorry' on repeat.

“Let me love you right.”

Heeseung stuck to his promise, doing one of the craziest things he hasn’t done in a while, which was planning something for every day of the week.

i. Monday

Coming home from work was exhausting. You just wanted to lie in bed with a soothing mask on and do nothing.

Upon entering the threshold, you noticed something different. Heeseung wasn’t in his usual position on the couch watching his usual evening program or even gaming. There’s no way he would have disappeared, right?

“You’re back,”

Speaking of the devil.

You eyed the plates of food in his hands, catching the cheesy grin on his face. “What are you doing?” you placed your bag down, pressing a kiss on his cheek.

“Dinner, duh,”

Eyebrows furrowed, you casted him a suspicious glance. “There’s no motive behind this, is there?”

Heeseung set the plates down, looking thoroughly offended. “Can’t I do something for my girl?”

“Hee, you never cook. You live on instant noodles—which is so bad, by the way—that is why I’m wondering what all these are,”

Your gaze softened at the nicely cooked meals your boyfriend had prepared, feeling his arm slowly slither around your waist. "I just wanted to do something nice,"

Something clicked in your mind. "Is it because of last weekend? You know I'm over it, right?"

It seemed that your words had hit the spot. His lopsided smile told you you've guessed it right.

"Heeseung,"

He threw his hands up in defeat, letting out a breath. "I can't help feeling guilty and I just wanted to make up for it," he tugged you in closer. "Can I?"

You were never immune to your boyfriend's charms, giving in and rolling your eyes at him. "Of course you can. I'll make sure to taste every flavour of your home cooked meal,"

His grin widened, pinching your cheeks softly. "You're so annoying,"

"What's that?"

"You're so cute, I mean."

ii. Tuesday

"I had a pleasant surprise at the office today,"

You were saying when you closed the door, seeing Heeseung at his usual spot watching some sports program on the big screen, acting oblivious. He hummed in response as you crept closer to him.

"I got flowers," you stood behind him, leaning down and threw your arms around his neck. "My favourite flowers,"

He turned his head slightly towards you, an amused smile plastered on that sly face of his. "I wonder who they're from,"

"I wonder too," you played along, pressing a kiss on his cheek and instantly saw his typical pleased expression. "Thank you,"

"I'm glad you liked them," he held your hand gently, sincerity shining in his gaze.

"I always like every one of them that you've sent me,"

"I'll make sure to send you more."

iii. Wednesday

"I rented the movie you were dying to watch,"

"No way!"

Getting off work early and being back home earlier than usual was the greatest thing you could ever get from the world. It was one of those days where you and your boyfriend decided to have a chill night in, calling your usual take out, but this time, Heeseung had something in store.

Heeseung knew you were dying to watch a newly released movie considering the amount of times you rambled to him about it. But with your's and his packed schedules, staying at home was almost like a treasure. So, he wanted to make sure you get to watch the movie without leaving the comforts of your couch and rented the movie instead.

"I will cry right now," you melted into his touch the moment you cuddled into his side, letting him kiss your forehead.

"Watch the movie first before you cry," he laughed jokingly, rubbing your arm soothingly.

You smiled at him, poking his cheek. "I'll pay for the next time, okay? I'm not taking a 'no' as an answer,"

He nodded, stroking your head affectionately. He might've gone along with your words, but deep down, he knew he was going to be the one who pays next round, just because he wanted to. It was you after all.

iv. Thursday

"You're joking, right?"

Heeseung was a brave fighter. He would actually fight hard just for you. But buying concert tickets? That was a whole different side of war he had seen.

Heeseung intended it to be a surprise. During his lunchtime at work, he gathered his friends and their computers to snatch tickets, specifically Taylor Swift tickets. He was fighting against millions of people and just thinking about it made him shudder.

Sunghoon was losing his focus as time passed, Jay needed the toilet and Jake was on the brink of closing his tabs out of impatience, but Heeseung was the only one holding out.

Time ticked and just when everyone was about to lose it, Heeseung's tab was loaded. He swore he saw the gates of heaven there and then. It all happened in a haze and before he knew it, the tickets were secured. Now, he needed a plan to surprise you.

Frankly, a random Thursday night wasn't fit for a whole damn surprise and Heeseung was tired. During dinner, he just let it slip, seeing the honest shock in your face was totally worth it.

"I'm not joking at all," he chuckled, watching you jump around and attacking him with a bear hug, arms and legs wrapped around his body.

"You won the great war!" You practically smothered his face with kisses, and he just accepted it happily.

"Oh my God, I need to think of outfit ideas for us,"

He sat there with you in his hands, feeling content already just from the crazy smile on your face. All it took was your happiness to make him equally happy.

v. Friday

Having a boyfriend who loved to spend money on useless stuff was sometimes a blessing and a curse.

This time around, Heeseung actually put one of his impulse buys to use. The karaoke machine.

Spending Friday nights inside was a calming type of fun. You and Heeseung both had already moved past that phase of staying out late and just wanted a peace of mind at home now instead. Even if it meant you resembled old couples by playing monopoly, checkers, uno and other types of games, it didn't matter to either you or him.

Heeseung, however, thought it was an even more fun idea to crank up the karaoke machine rotting in the other room to add to the night. You didn't say no, and watched him drag it out with a proud look on his face.

He set it up, praying there would be no noise complaints the next morning and started singing some of his favourite songs. You watched him silently, a sweet smile evident on your lips.

"Come on, let's sing our song," he tugged your hand, pulling you to your feet and handing you a microphone. The familiar beat of a slow romantic song that you two loved started playing and he pulled you close to him, wrapping his arm around your waist.

The voices of yours and his mixed together into the night, swaying with each other and just purely enjoying one another's company. Heeseung made sure to make you feel special, spinning you around and doing extra stunts, eliciting laughter from you.

If this could last forever, you wished it would.

vi. Saturday

Heeseung has always been a hopeless romantic, it's no secret.

He loved bringing you out on dates, whether it was spontaneous or not, he just wanted to treat you like a princess.

It wasn't an exception this time.

Bringing you out to one of the michelin restaurants he wanted to try out in a long time as a date night that he had been planning for months on end. It was totally worth it when he was the dress you were wearing, complimenting his suit as well.

"You look gorgeous tonight, wow," he said this again once you got out of the car, even after telling you many times before leaving your place.

"Thank you," you accepted his hand, blushing all over again. "You look absolutely breathtaking as well,"

He shot a wink at you. "Flattered,"

"I'm really happy we're spending tonight together,"

"So suddenly? We always do," he glanced confusedly at you.

"I know," you squeezed his hand softly. "But tonight I'm just extra happy we're both here, you know? I'm just grateful for you. The things you did—hell, this—everything, I'm lucky to have you,"

"Me too," he squeezed your hand back, swinging it back and forth. "I'll always go out of my way for you. You're the exception."

vii. Sunday

Sundays were left for shopping and splurging.

You hated it but Heeseung couldn't help spending money on you. He loved buying you stuff which included his useless online shopping hauls.

Walking around the mall hand in hand, you swore your legs were on the verge of breaking. Heeseung was an avid shopper compared to you, so instead of the stereotypical girlfriend dragging her boyfriend around, it was the opposite for you.

You helped him pick out a new cologne, some new clothes and skincare. Not knowing it would be your turn to shop, or at least, he was hoping you would buy something.

"I want some ice cream,"

"Only ice cream?"

"Yes, Hee, just ice cream," you tugged him towards the nearest Baskin Robbins you could locate, craving for a scoop of cookies and cream. "You know you don't need to splurge on me, right?"

"I know, but I want to," he pouted, showing his classic bambi eyes to you.

"I know you do," you bumped his shoulder lightly. "But today, I just want some ice cream, nothing more,"

"Let me get you your favourite flavours?"

"I can't say no to that."

Safe to say Heeseung had successfully erased the bad memory from your mind and left even better ones. He might've not been the most perfect guy, but he was the best for you, all seven days, every week, every month, and for evermore.

[puckgoss]

Okay great! Same anon from before. BTW, love your blog! The others seem to have a clear bias but I love how you keep it real over here. Super interesting as well! Now with the real deal...

CELEBS:

Justin Bieber is super nice, he seemed genuinely honored and happy to be there. Him and Mitch Marner are sooo cute, Justin was so supportive of him all the time and cheered backstage so much. He's also cool with Crosby apparently, saw them talking a lot. Met Hailey briefly and not surprised, just classic model behavior, glasses on inside, didn't say hi to anybody just a slight smile. It's fine I guess but compared to Justin who was a ray of sunshine seemed kinda odd. Michael Bublé did not 'accidentally' take a huge dose of weed, he was joking about how high he was and laughing about smoking more afterwards. Will Arnett is like a drunk uncle but not drunk. Both nice. Tate McCrae is soo sweet! I felt her because we were only like 5/6 women backstage and she was the only female captain, also with an ex who is an NHL player so already has that "puck bunny" reputation, so her being there was cool to see. Her BF was also backstage, but I don't think the players knew it was her BF haha, a colleague and I noticed at least 15 of the guys walking up to her and chatting it up. Ones I remember that looked flirty are Sway, the Hughes (they talked throughout the whole weekend and they're all around the same age so may have been friendly but you know how men are), Elias Lindholm, Elias Petterson, & Mat Barzal. She obviously talked to a lot of people but these I remember looking more like them trying to get somewhere with her. Her and her BF are so cute though! He was very touchy with her. Saw her talking to Boone Jenner for a while, but he seemed just friendly. He is also her ex's teammate so wonder what that's about.

PLAYERS:

Auston Matthews is actually really charismatic. At one point the whole dressing room went quiet and we heard him singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber. We all cracked up haha. The Hughes brothers had a fight the first day, don't really know about what but Jack walked in upset and Quinn wouldn't even look at him. Both with their frowning RBF. McDavid had the same attitude as Hailey Bieber LOL. He softened up a bit when talking to other players but otherwise he is super cold always. Pasta and Travis Konecny also seemed to lowkey hate each other. Colleague told me Travis doesn't like Pasta at all but can't 100% confirm that as I didn't hear it directly, just an interesting rivalry. The Canucks players were like a group of mean girls, they literally stuck together the entire weekend, even if they were drafted to separate teams. Vincent Trocheck flirted his ASS off with several women, myself included. Found out later he was married. Swayman is truly a nice person, I think he and Boone Jenner were the only ones who said hi to the whole crew and also goodbye. Also saw him and Georgiev have a bro-hug after they lost the game and he said something to him that made him really laugh, it was very cute. The Hughes also seem to not like Suzuki, avoided him all weekend. Cale Makar is like a doll haha he is so awkward all the time and everytime he speaks his face looks like he immediately regrets it.

That's all at the top of my head, but if there's anything else you want to know LMK!

ahaha ty ty! i def have my biases when it comes to teams but i try pretty hard to keep it neutral and not give my biases away 😭 as for players i don't have any faves or rly think any are angels so i have no preconceptions there

omg there is so much to unpack here idek where to begin

justin bieber - he did seem so happy to be there the whole time lol he loves hockey and the leafs i think that was all 100% genuine! so sweet

hailey bieber - sounds abt right lol

michael bublé - lmaooooo tell me ur from vancouver without telling me ur from vancouver.... iconic he was so funny that whole weekend

tate mcrae - ya i forget her bf's name but i was aware he was there n they do seem v cute together! love all the wifed up guys chatting her up ahaha except barzy n petey they get a pass. another anon on here was telling me all the CBJ guys & wags liked tate a lot so doesn't surprise me that boone & her were friendly

hughes brothers - jack n quinn having a fight is soooo funny omfg i can't. also being bitchy towards suzuki like 😭 funny bc they're so tight w cole caufield (esp jack) n suzuki n cole are teammates and besties

mcdavid - you comparing mcdavid to hailey bieber is fucking sending me dsiofjdskghdfjklgh he is so awkward...

TK - TK having beef w pasta is soooo funny

canucks - canucks players "like a group of mean girls" i'm dying omfg 💀 lindholm was drafted to a separate team ya but he was only traded to the canucks like a few days before that so that was the first time they were really meeting him

trocheck - flirting his ass off with multiple women dsfknadslfkjgfng his kids were literally on the ice watching the skills comp w him that's soooo bad

swayman & jenner - being sweethearts aw that is nice to hear

cale makar - "like a doll" "awkward all the time" "every time he speaks his face looks like he immediately regrets it" perfect no notes!!!

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

So as mentioned in a separate post I read by you, you mentioned Jeff had a mannequin named Lucy in his room who was his "true love" 😭😭

Basically how would he handle his s/o finding out about Lucy??

Oh my goodness we STAN lucy 🫶🫶🫶

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Finding out about Lucy as Jeff's s/o

It had been about 4 weeks or so since you and Jeff had begun dating

And it's been wonderful so far

Neither of you are perfect, but your relationship is loving and very refreshing

And with the conversation you got wrapped up into tonight, you almost called all that into question

You, Jeff, Ben and Toby were chilling in one of the manor's many living room areas, chatting about nothing in particular when all of a sudden, Ben speaks up

"Sooo, have you been introduced to Lucy yet, y/n?"

You make a confused face and tilt your head "Lucy? Lucy who?"

Ben and Jeff look at each other, and Ben lets out a dramatic gasp

"Jefferey! You haven't told y/n about Lucy? What kind of boyfriend are you?"

Jeff decides to play along "I guess I just never got around to it"

Ben looks back at you "Y/n, I don't know how you'll take this, but uh...Lucy is Jeff's...intimate partner, so to speak. They've been on and off for years"

Your face heats up and you look over at Jeff with shock "What?? You never told me about any other partners!"

Honestly it probably wouldn't have been that big of a deal if he would've just told you about this, because this is a huge dealbreaker

Jeff uses his pinky to dig around in his ear "oops."

"oops?? That's all you have to say?"

"She lives here in the manor." Ben says "Would you like to go meet her?"

You look down at your lap and are very quiet for a few minutes, taking in all the information

Eventually though, Jeff lets out a huge sigh and stands up, picking you up by your arm and making you stand as well "Come on. It's not that big a'deal."

'Not that big a'deal?!' you think, quietly following Ben and Jeff to Jeff's bedroom

You hadn't been in Jeff's room yet, so the entire experience was pretty new for you

You were immediately taken back by the smell, it was a mix of body odor, blue razz, and nicotine

The next thing you notice is how messy it is, you could barely walk without tripping over either clothes or trash

And as Jeff walks through the mess, he comes to stand next to a very disheveled mannequin

"There she is" Ben says in an admiring tone "Our girl Lucy. Aka Jeff's one and only"

You study the mannequin confusedly

She is missing fingers, has a knife through her eye, is missing a leg, has a matted and tangled wig practically falling off her head, her makeup is smudged and almost wiped off, and she has mlp stickers over her nipples

You are once again, quiet for a moment

"You're joking, right? This is her???"

Jeff looks up at Lucy and begins to stroke her hair "Yep, this is her alright. Sight for sore eyes, isn't she?"

You begin to laugh before coming over to jeff and lightly slapping his chest "You jerk, you had me seriously worried!"

"Nah, you ain't gotta worry. I like you pretty good" he says, pulling you into his chest and kissing the top of your head

You look at Lucy again, and study her closer "What was the point of the stickers even?"

Jeff sneers "well I can't leave my girl naked and cold now, can i?"

[youremyheaven]

U GUYYYSSS storytime:

So I got talking to a guy a little while ago and we vibed realllyyy well. He's lowkey the textbook definition of everything I'm looking for in a guy. He's 6'2, well to do (not rich but does veryyyy well for himself), BULKY BROAD SHOULDERED, Venusian etc

The synastry of our charts is insane 🥵 He had Mercury atmakaraka (remember my Mercury DK?? 😌)

He has a Venus Moon and stellium and he's the most Venusian guy I've ever met,,, he LOVES beauty, art, the female form etc and appreciates it. The way he spoke about it was so hot to me ngl,,, mf was so poetic,, he really knew how to speak sensually without ever being creepy or vulgar

His Mercury AK was in Purvabhadrapada and he had a puppy like softie Jupiter guy personality. I loved the fact that he looked like a WWE boxer (bulky af 🥵) but had the personality of a golden retriever. LITERALLY ALL MY DREAMS seemed to be coming true.

I knew his birthday but not his rising sign. Yk what they say about "if something's too good to be true, then it is" ??? yeah, i just couldn't brush off the feeling that something wasn't right. But I couldn't straightaway ask for his birth time, esp since he's Hindu and will know what's up 🤭😂 ANYWAAAYYYS we're talking and everything and this man is love bombing me HARD and I know it because:

a) I'm a retired love bomber myself

b) This is not my first rodeo

and anyways this 🧔🏻 is talking marriage and babies, he's calling me wifey 😭 (kinda cringe bc he's known me for dayyys but good lord handsome men can get away with anything 😤) and he refers to himself as "husband" 😭😭😭 like "husband's proud of you" and "your husband doesn't want you to apologise" 😭 (ew but he's hot 👉🏻👈🏻) and I let myself have my delulu moment and try to give him the benefit of the doubt bc literally he checks every box 🥹and he's soooo completely fond of me. We used to run in the same circles like 10yrs ago, even though I had no idea who he was and never interacted with him then, he told me that he remembered me from back then and thought I was cute 🥺 and later I took a looooong break from social media and he told me he'd wondered where I was all those years 🥹🥹and then I apparently showed up in his "suggested for you" on IG a few months ago and he instantly recognised me and followed me etc 🥺🥹 he's been tryna hmu for monthsssss now but I was with my ex 🤡and then I was recovering from my ex 🤧 so I didn't pay much attention to it. When he told me all this, it kinda made me melt 🫠 how he kept trying to talk to me even though I repeatedly ignored him etc

And he did everything right. I could text him rn and he'd reply in 5 seconds. He always asked me how I was, remembered things, always sent me like 20 different messages until I replied, showered me in compliments (Venusian men love to pour you with their attention, it can even be annoying lmfao) etc like there was nothing in his behaviour, his tone or his words that was giving me 🚩 he genuinely seemed sweet, caring etc and he loved babies 😩 and sent me videos with his nieces and nephews (man's was manipulator pro max) but YK ME 🤪 when I have a gut feeling ☝🏻 I can't ignore it 🤓 so I was very much waiting for the ball to drop and watch him fuck up somehow 💀 initially I felt sooo overwhelmed by all his love (bombing) that I felt like the bad guy for not reciprocating it or feeling that kind of "love at first sight" thing 🤡 BUT

one day he said "I can't believe I found you after 10 years, that means no matter where you are after another 10 yrs, I'll find you then as well" and I was like 🤨 I thought you wanted to marry me and make me your trophy wife 🧐 huh 👀 and he was all 😂😍haha yes ofc I'm just joking bbg 😍😂 but I knew there was more to it

Finally I got his birth time AND GUESS WHAT???

He's Hasta Rising 💀💀💀💀

Idk if you know already but I don't like Lunar men 🤡 and the minute I found out, I was SCREAMING bc 😭 why would God play me like that???? Put the most perfect guy, astrologically and otherwise, in front of me, I literally have him wrapped around my pinky and HE'S A LUNAR??? why God why 😭

But him & I had come too far for me to dump his ass for no reason 😬 (can't tell him it's bc the sus vibes I got from him was further bolstered by him being Lunar 🤭) so I was praying to God to give me an opportunity where he fucks up so that I can walk away 🚶🏻‍♀️from this situation before things get out of hand

AND GOD DELIVERED 😩

I was texting him the other day and he spoke about how he wants to spend as much time with me as he can before we go out to chase our dreams (move away from this city basically) and I was like 🤨so you're looking for a short term relationship?? And he was like 🥺 no never and I was like why tf would you say you want to marry me and have babies (1 boy and twin daughters 😭🤡💀) if you already know you cannot commit???? And he was like "because we could meet again in a few years and it would be nice to have this plan ready" 💀💀💀💀 HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT AKSKKSJSJDIID brother thinks my IQ is in the negatives bc WTF sort of explanation is that 😭 and i told him "this manipulation might work elsewhere but not on me, good luck tho, bye, I'm done here 💅🏻" and he went 180 and said "I'm so sorry, I was just trying to be funny, please give me another chance, all I meant is that we never know how things go so we can try to work things out but there's no guarantee, please I'm so sorry" 😂😂 and he called me like 3 times and finally said "Can we atleast still be friends? i can't lose you like this" AJSJJSJSJ THE AUDACITY 🤡💀🤡💀

but I just want to say thank you God for showing me his true colours and for giving me the opportunity to exit with grace and dignity and making him feel like a fool 😌✨

[mannatea]

part 2 finally

first all, put your hands together for the real queen, serra. she manages to be both the most annoying character in the entire game and also the most versatile. she really can do it all. she has the range!!!

erk is honestly the whiniest little bitch. boi, sit down...a queen is sPEAKING

(i'm sorta kidding. serra is the worst. but also? his level 1 ass is getting paid real money. he needs to sit down and shut up. dorcas would never complain like this. erky, you need some real problems.)

i want to fault serra for this but i truly cannot. she's no fool.

it's goofy as hell but i really like the worldbuilding info dumps for my own selfish purposes. it helps that they work here since lyn is new to all this, though.

terrifying, when you think about it. i wonder if they remain friends after this or if lyn, kent, and sain never tell hausen what happened in araphen.

i would have screenshot A LOT MORE than this but my husband was watching me play and i didn't want to look completely unhinged. just the usual amount. you know what i'm saying.

this is WILD. but also how did lyn get in, then? lol. must not be looking that closely. (and I KNOW I KNOW, people are always remarking that she looks like her mom. BUT...hear me out.

i gotta say rath is pretty cool. i never really thought too much about his time in araphen but as captain of the guard he has to have like?? some crazy qualifications.

also the fact that he thinks lyn is sacaean from a distance but doesn't continue to believe it up close is SUPER weird. she's literally dressed in traditional garb. if she obviously had a cloak or something that hid her somewhat, i could buy into that but it's like, rath thinks immediately that she's not sacaean enough to pass? and then two seconds later marquess araphen is like ew she's so tainted with the blood of sacae like

GUYS WHICH IS IT

this is rhetorical question obviously, because the answer is undoubtedly that being half lycian and half sacaean, she can't win on either side. 😭

this could also be 50% blamed on kent standing with her (lycian knight) calling her "milady" which might have just made rath second guess himself.

I LOVE THIS CHAPTER SOOO MUCH (AND I LOVE KENT). i can't evennnn. first of all, in the previous chapter, kent expressed some annoyance toward sain about staying in an inn and lyn told him plainly that an inn was fine and he instantly accepts her word as gospel, which. we loooove to see a faithful guy.

at the beginning of this chapter, kent comes back with positive news about having secured aid and apologizes for the hardships lyn has so far endured, to which she says, "Don't be silly. You are so capable, Kent."

ok ok okKKAAAYY LYN. sain gets jealous of kent getting the attention which is honestly super funny but let's be real kent deserves a little praise!!

shortly after this, rath saves lyn's life, and in return lyn offers help in routing the enemy...because they were actually after her. kent doesn't disagree but "... ..." doesn't sound very enthusiastic either. truthfully though, i always interpreted this as him being concerned by this happening at all. someone legit just tried to assassinate lyn in broad daylight. and they even accosted marquess araphen? like...this is getting more serious and dire all the time.

anyway after all that bullshit they finally see the marquess and he's a fucking ASSHOLE.

what really gets me about this whole thing is that he pulls his offer and when kent gets upset about this "you gave me your word, my lord!" he's like hmmm well you forgot to inform me of one most VITAL detail!!!!

and kent has NO IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. OR COULD BE TALKING ABOUT. because he's not a jackass who thought what lyn looked like mattered that much.

the way marquess araphen keeps talking to kent about this is WILD. "i didn't expect to see her so tainted with the blood of sacae." brother WHAT. "don't you feel the marquess of caelin would be troubled to meet this...nomadic mongrel?" HUHHHH??? you just know kent is like wtf am i supposed to say to that????? What

but sain... my boi my guy. sain gets mad about it right away. (thank you sain.)

anyway i like that kent holds sain back here (honestly it's good he did) but it really sucks that he pleads for aid again. if we take the game script at face value he's definitely doing this specifically because he feels they very seriously need the help to ensure a safe journey. alas araphen is a jackass who knows lundgren is vile and welp, if he takes over soon...he doesn't want to be on lundgren's shit list.

(understandable, i daresay.)

((you know some kind of fe7 lyn's story AU where lundgren succeeds in killing hausen and then starts trying to conquer other lycian nations could be preeeeetty sick. ignore me. i'm delusional. but only somewhat. uther and matthew seem to think that left unchecked lundgren could be trouble even for ostia.))

ANYWAY ANYWAY, after this, i love that the first thing out of kent's mouth is a heartfelt apology for not considering her feelings more. and lyn's like...is that it? "trouble yourself no more. you have put my safety above all else. i have seen that. hold your head up and be proud." this moves him a bit and i love that for kent.

but then.

i love kent. he's a favorite. goshshhhhh i mean he's doing his best. he always tries really hard to do right by her. but let's be real: he's one guy and he can't do it all alone. so it's understandable that sometimes he has to be the voice of reason.

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ALSO when rath joins up (thank u rath, u deserve better than to serve a scumbag anyway) he gives the party money and says: "i cannot take back something once offered."

hmmm is this some sacaean thing? perhapsies?

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Teehee you have no idea. this chapter pretty much shows kent already learning and growing. he's very clear that he thinks they shouldn't stop to tarry here because marquess hausen is ill and abed, but he's talking to sain--and lyn's response is to say she wants to help. AND HE STOPS. AND HE LISTENS TO HER. and she apologizes to him????

which i don't think i ever thought much of before, but it's nice that, while he is making a greater effort to consider her feelings, she is also doing the same thing for him. <3

(shut up it's not just the shipper tee-hees okay okay okay.)

anyway, kent just accepts this immediately. "i am your loyal retainer. you owe me no apologies. you must do as your heart dictates, milady. i will follow you, no matter where that may lead." sir please i need you to chill for one second YOU ARE NOT AT YOUR A SUPPORT WITH HER YET YOU KNOW.

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i think the "get the ring back" sidequest is kind of silly but if it wasn't a long detour it seems reasonable enough. i could see lyn wanting to help ninian but i don't think she's agree to unless it wasn't too far out of the way and/or kent and mark thought it was a good idea to prevent the people who took it from ambushing them later (which could be possible!) sadly the game doesn't really go into that though.

why is beyard kinda hot tho?

also i do like that this game does quite a bit of "ten days ride" "we can make it to the castle in two days" stuff, because it really helps give a time frame reference and that's really nice.

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Deeply underexplored issue here. Kent seems a little more uneasy about this than sain, though.

i do have to respect sain's stance--that if these people attacked with no hesitation whatsoever, it could mean they've joined lundgren. but the next chapter makes that stance a lot more shaky...and while kent say she hopes sain is right, he doesn't seem that convinced himself (he can tell something is wrong).

and wow this is kind of what is wrong, right? this says all it needs to. kent was right to worry about fighting soldiers from caelin. they believe kent and sain are the traitors, now. why would they hesitate?

also

i'm just saying

this is SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

but.

BUT

it'd be funny as shit if kent and sain were gaslighting the shit out of lyn only to discover along the way that she actually IS the heiress--oh wait that's anastasia lmfao bye

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interesting is that laus, tuscana, kathelet, tania, and santaruz all remain completely neutral in the inheritance dispute in caelin. and technically pherae too, since eliwood will not participate. but what's weird about this is...how long must this have taken? eliwood would have had to send word to all these places. you're talking days to send word and days to hear back. like???? it's not like they had a choice but still. this journey is a lot longer than it seems at first glance lmao.

AHHH HE'S HERE HE'S EHRE

WALLACE!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i looove how kent and sain get protective of lyn when wallace shows up.

wallace is an interesting and fun opposite to marquess araphen i think. like araphen also loved madelyn (and it's...? maybe implied that wallace did, too? or did i hallucinate that?) but while araphen instantly sees lyn and thinks she looks too much like her father, wallace immediately comments on her eyes. also, the way he immediately says his loyalty has been pledged to caelin and that he won't let a usurper on the throne... he knows she's telling the truth and i don't think it's her bright eyes that do that. he definitely recognizes some of her mom's features in herrr ahhhhhhh wallaceeeeee

i love this chapter too because it really digs into how nasty shit is in caelin right now, and how deeply corrupt the place is--not to mention how easy it is to take advantage of people when you're in a position of power.

i love the conversations between eagler and kent + eagler and sain. eagler calls sain a traitor right away, but he doesn't say that to kent. and kent pleads with him a little, too, right away: "We found Lady Lyndis on the orders of the marquess. We've worked so very hard to return her safely to Caelin." and eagler says they have no proof and kent's like "yes, but" and eagler tells him to draw his weapon.

which is like. i mean it's obvious very quickly that eagler is being held under someone else's thumb. it's not hard to see that this could happen to anyone; surely kent and sain also have families; if they had stayed in caelin instead, they might very well be on the wrong side in this dispute themselves--and if not ignorantly, then because they were being threatened.

anyway...we are almost done with the prologueeeee.

level ups!

not bad not bad

bro....chill.

AYYEE GURL

AYEE

basically out of image space so i won't include the others but hey!

[dreamwritesimagines]

bucky opened up 🥹 he actually said itttttt, I thought the "I'll make sure you get that crown" was the closest we'd get to a confession at least for now but he actually said it 😭😭 now they both know omgggg I wonder what they're gonna do with this information and if they're gonna fuck it up somehow :)))

also Rhett may be a problem but damn someone really needed to put Ian in his place like that AGES ago, it's one thing knowing your cousin and all "her friends" don't respect you, but for someone from the outside so to speak to come over, take a look at you, deem you laughable, and say it to your face so bluntly, that must have stung in a different way omggg 💀 also in this context why would you say to someone "you need to respect me" literally that sounds so pathetic and childish Ian has absolutely no idea what he's doing! in this context respect is EARNED! you can't just tell someone to respect you that just makes you look so stupid omg he's so annoying

also my love what do you mean Logan called Sunshine princess 😭😭 and I love her so much, she goes "isn't this fun? we're explorers!" while stressed out of her mind and having a terrible morning, ugh she's so cute and she's the best mom ever I literally got a little bit emotional over it bc that's just how many young mothers are really 🥹 always trying to keep things positive for their kids, I think you're capturing that perfectly!

she's so cute she shows gratitude by hugging 😭😭 idk how Logan is gonna keep it together honestly she's so cute and funny, but also poor woman she's horny af I bet she loves sabrina carpenter 💀 and I'm 100% with her ok I deserve jail time for the thoughts that came to my mind when he said "are you always this polite princess" ???????? like sir imma need you to tone it down or you'll get me arrested ugh he's so flirtyyyyy he called her pretty and why do I feel like maybe his love language is acts of service???? like every grumpy man in the world?????

anyways love THANK YOU for the improvement on my weekend and my Monday, you're really giving us the best content anyone could ask for!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

OMG OMG LOVEEEE, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! ❤️

Bucky totally said it! ❤️ And he was so so sure that Charm would turn him down, or reject him like he rejected her 😏

Oh Rhett was sooo so right to say it to Ian's face! 😂 Like, Charm and Bucky and all others, they were being kinda soft on him without even realizing purely because of Charm's father, and Rhett did not hold back😈 Chicago rules are different and he does not care whether the person's feelings are hurt at all😏

Respect is definitely earned in that business! ❤️ Like, Rhett earned it, Bucky earned it, Charm is definitely earning it, and Ian just expects people to respect him because of his uncle 😂 And Rhett was like "Nope" 😏

Aaaaaa it's so wonderful to hear that honey! Yesss I think Theo's health, both mentally and physically is the priority for Sunshine, and she is being very careful to make sure he grows up in a very loving and peaceful environment even if her own environment isn't exactly peaceful ❤️ So even if she's stressed out, she will make it look like a game to Theo and keep things totally positive ❤️

Lolll oh Logan is trying to keep it together but between her hugging him, and him sniffing her hair, and her being all cute and rambling with him, he is finding it very hard 😂

Sunshine sooo listens to Sabrina Carpenter ASDFGHJKL I LOVE IT😂

He called her princess! 🥰 He will do that a looooot😏

I totally agree with you on acts of service! ❤️ And Sunshine will be so clueless about it, while Logan is like, fixing everything around her and making sure she's safe and it will be so cuuuute! ❤️

Aaaaaaaa I'm so giggly honeyyyy, thank you so so much! 🥰 You are so sweeeeet! ❤️

[jiminrings]

Hiiii jiminrings aka one of my favorite authors everrr aka supreme ruler of angst and pathetic, sniveling men! I must say I've never read angst quite as cutting as yours, blood running cold, jaw hanging open, you know the type. Thanks so much for sharing your creativity and time with us!!! I really mean it.

I've read some of your previous works, but fail safe has managed to hit different, and that's very hard considering hbjimin!!!!!! and 478jk!!!! (Ik I'm echoing a popular sentiment on here, but you deserve your flowers)

I need to confess that when I first started reading fail safe I felt so taken aback by your oc's characterization, to the point I didn't even like her. But halfway through the first part, I had a big, fat epiphany and realized the only reason I felt unsympathetic towards here was because (SHOCKER!) that's my twin lowkey 😭😭 I was like oh....... so this is how it feels like to have a mirror held up to your face 😂🫵

Even though I've always grown up as a pretty responsible, independent kid who had big dreams and a sense of passion I'm currently at a point in my life where I feel very lost and confused and unsatisfied with my life. I have felt that spark of fashion almost totally dampened, and as a result I feel like (some of) the people around me kinda look down on me a little / are very worried about my near future / are very condescending about where I'm at emotionally and existentialist (basically oc and yoongi's dynamic). Making that connection.... hurt and made reading this fic so much more emotional.

This means I have a HUGE VENDETTA AGAINST FS YOONGI FOR TREATING OC LIKE SHIT AND BEING A CONDESCENDING, PEDANTIC ASSHOLE!!!!! He's borderline demonic, talking to her life that throughout her teen hood, no wonder she has such a negative self-image, in spite of working to build herself up. But the issue is that she's working from such a shaky foundation and she hasn't healed one bit 🥺 kinda feel she's self medicating through her work (like yoongi maybe but I don't care about his bum ass). She's in a very unfair position cause she doesn't have anyone in here corner in terms of like her immediate family circle (except for her mom but she can't talk about it with her cause it will break her heart knowing yoongi has always been like that to her 🥺- like seriously what is his issue???? did he flip on oc cause he has unresolved romantic feelings that he couldn't act on cause of 1. age gap and 2. Namjoon). Speaking on Namjoon, WHAT AN ASS!!!! He gave me ptsd to all the times my brothers chose to be insensitive towards me and not stick up for me.

Overall, there are so many mixed feelings. I understand her still having a complex with yoongi cause there's too many unresolved issues and hurt feelings that have been repressed for too long and that just keeps her on a cycle instead of allowing her to fully let go. So I don't judge her for it cause I've been there, done that.

I'm sooo excited for what's to come. I'm looking forward to the mysteries being revealed (my prediction for second lead is mr. kim taehyung himself), gut-wrenching lines courtesy of your lovely brain, and oc development! I'm ready to scream, cry, run around, jump off a cliff, swim in circles ❤️

I apologize in advance for the long ask. Also, star emoji anon, you're a legend lmao

ok first of all thank u second i love yew n third u don’t know how much this means to me!!!! fs yoongi is rlly up there with his predecessors (hbjm and 478jk) and for him to be the superlative of something (derogatory),,, that rlly says something!! i won’t ever get tired of thanking sweet sweet people like you and ur flowers <3 if i could digest them i already would’ve . STOPPPPP U R LITERALLY TWINS !!!! triplets if u count me n quadruplets if u account for all the other anons that had fs resonate w them!!! i feel you So So much bc we r almost exactly the same!!! being ambitious as a child (i’m the youngest if u couldn’t tell… womp womp) without no clear picture of what you want to be, then turning into someone who has no actual passion at all except for the desire to live a good n secure life… whew!!! thank god i only have irl yoongi on my side though and NOT fs yoongi bc that would’ve been really something 😑😑😑 thank u thank yewwww i actually love it whenever people tell me they have mixed feelings bc oh my god yer telling me that i made you think really hard???? THANK U SO SO MUCH AGAIN!!! never apologize for long asks bc i love them a lot and star emoji anon rlly is a legend n i can confirm that!! LOVE YEWWWWWWW

[wri0thesley]

nat i–

I just went through (I think) all of your thomato posts and oh my god. I never knew I had a thing for cucking until poor thoma became the victim for it??? and from the thomato poly to ayato being whore and cucking thoma?? it's all SO good!! i really enjoy the (unfair) power dynamics, especially ayato and songbird's relationship; no matter if its a poly relationship or exclusive relationship. the fact that even if darling and thoma have the same social standing in some posts, darling still gets slightly treated less and more objectively than thoma does is addictingly good. it kinda makes you crave for an ounce of equal affection or respect from ayato the same way he treats thoma, but at the same time i think if ayato was a bit more .. friendly ?? respectful ?? to darling, i think it'd end up scaring them a little than making them feel appreciated, as they wouldnt know where his supposed kindness is coming from, when its going, and why </3

omg the one work where songbird was punished by watching thoma fuck another person was heartbreaking enough </3 BUT THE ENDING. OHHHMYGOD, where ayato warps Thoma's wanting and desire for darling into something hurtful to use against darling (and, indirectly, thoma), saying thoma doesn't actually see darling as special as he does </3 AYATO IS SUCH A CRUEL MAN :'( but I can't get enough of him. that piece seriously left me jaw slacked on that last line, wasn't expecting him to deliver a blow like that ☹️

BUT AGAHHHDHSHF the one piece about thomato poly, but ayato purposely finding time and ways to get songbird alone to tease them and make them nervous omg is so addictingly evil, i love it. without thoma's interference, they're putty in ayatos hands :'( (well even with thoma, theyd still be putty but-)

AND SPEAKING OF THOMAS INTERFERENCE. the few works u have where darling is already in an established relationship with thoma, specifically the instruction fic (I believe it's called that?), and ayato pushes his way into the relationship is sooo mouth-wateringly good. Thomas hesitancy is so :((( and he probably has internal feelings of guilt for offering his beloved up to ayato like a dinner dish, or maybe he feels guilty for another reason — maybe he kind of likes seeing his lord play with his pretty little darling despite hesitancy and tension :(( THERES SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT AAHHH. but with all the "lovey dovey" stuff, it does make me wonder if that version of darling and thoma would ever get into a fight </3 darling just can't stand being touched by someone who's not their boyfriend anymore, and maybe thoma is also sick of having his lord be the one to pleasure his partner (and often being subtly insulted and put down while it happens 😭) :'( buuut theeen the power imbalances come in, and while part of thoma is sure that ayato would never lay him off, he still doesn't want to risk that chance, so he tries to persuade his darling into staying with him by making empty promises such as "I won't let him touch you next time! / I'll tell him to stop sooner! / I won't let him get close to you, don't worry!" but both him and darling know he'll just reluctantly nod his head and stutter out a shaky approval the next time ayato gets handsy with darling. </3

AND OOOHHHH the fic and mini drabble of ayato giving his songbird up for a night as a birthday gift for thoma, only to be left with an achey feeling upon hearing darling and thoma chant love and promises to one another while he could never get that sort of thing out of darling . . . makes me wonder if ayato ever craves for something more intimate like that with his songbird, or if he refuses to acknowledge the pit in his stomach in favor of acting like the man in power :o

AAAHH ITS ALL SO GOOD. I love everything about this whole relationship and the dynamics and situations the characters find themselves in omg. its all so, so, addicting 😔 i cannot stop thinking about it!! i really am interested in the emotions of each party in these types of fics, such as what darling is thinking and feeling (besides pleasure lol), what thoma and ayatos thought processes are – and i really think you do an absolutely wonderful job outright going through the characters own external or internal feelings and emotions, but also using subtlety to explain what emotions, conflict, and tension there is, because imo I feel as though it gets the reader thinking even more about "what will happen next?" or "how does __ feel?" "does this get better/worse?" your work always makes me go through a serious of emotions, but it's always so much fun reading and waiting to see if more will be added to the story or if its left with a cliffhanger/open ending and makes me think of my own continuation!

seeing what you and your creatively, evil anons come up with and invent new ways to torment poor songbird and thoma is always such a blast!! and not even just about the whole thomato stuff, you and your anons are always creating new ideas and scenarios that I never ever find myself bored on your blog. everything is so thrilling and exciting to read, whether it's a first time read or a 7th re-read, your work never leaves me feeling unsatisfied <3

thank you for your writing, bc omg without this blog i probably never wouldve discovered some of the things i like, and with that being said. . . thank u for indirectly getting me into cucking 😭

anon i wanted to keep this ask to myself for a bit because it made me so so happy to receive! it means so much to me that people look through my fics with the same dynamic (or in the same kind of continuity) and wonder such things about them; for me, having those 'oh but how do they feel' and 'what happens next' is kind of a hallmark of Successful Writing and it makes me so !!! to know you have gotten that kind of feeling from them! <3 i will not respond to every single thing you said separately but you are always welcome to throw a question or two in my askbox, i absolutely love talking about things i've written and 'what-ifs' and 'what was going through their heads'!!! <3

[meezer]

hi accy i love you so much. i just wanted to say i am a fellow gale lover and i love how he is a complete nerd but also a failure and i relate to it so much. what is your favorite thing about him i must know

SOSHIIIIII I LOVE YOU!!! AND I AM SOOO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE A FELLOW GALE LOVER. shaking with excitement. this was such a wonderful ask to wake up to. thank you so so much for asking. I ALSO LOVE HOW NERDY AND PATHETIC HE IS. every time there's an in-game acknowledgement of how... pathetic he is. that makes me swoon so much.

I love everything about him tbh so it's very hard to choose... when I was just starting to play the game I was Really taken in by how kind and altruistic he is. there's ofc the approval whenever you make a 'good' choice + how he's SO impressed when tav does something heroic! and when he talks about it, you definitely get this sense that he wants to make the world better and holds a ton of admiration for the people who do these grand gestures towards its betterment. when he first opens up to you about his folly he has this self-deprecating tone of "ahhh I'm such a piece of shit I'm the worst man alive... I understand if you don't want me around" it's like. man. it is so clearly obvious from everything you say and do that you care a whole lot about others. you're good. in every way that matters to me you are good. even the thing he did for mystra that resulted in him being stuck with the orb was, in part, because he wanted to do something nice for her, someone he loved. it's hard to fault him for that.

I also looove the way he speaks. besides the fact that he has a pleasant voice, it's the fact that he is SO eloquent and artistic and witty. I'm also thinking about how, if you imagine kissing or going on a walk with him hand-in-hand while you're channeling the weave together, and then you ask him how he felt about what you imagined, he's like "oh, I was surprised. but pleasantly so!!" 😭 and that just meant so much to me as someone who... needs reassurance from the people I love that they aren't mad at me. it's just so considerate of him to say it like that and. yeah it made me really happy. I made a post a while ago like "I'm bothered that when he first introduces himself he says he tries his hand at poetry when the mood strikes him but he never actually speaks any poetry in-game." I was referring to him actually reciting some poetry but like. in many ways I was so wrong because EVERYTHING he says is poetry. ugh don't get me started on the way he talks to a romanced tav because that's ESPECIALLY so. INSANITY. insane how perfect this man is. erm.

OH haha another thing is. when he tells you that the night you spent together was wonderful and that now he wants to live etc and he's expecting a response back you can tell him something like "I'm flattered, but you're putting too much pressure on me, I can't be your crutch" and if you say that he's like "OH NO NO NO you're not my crutch! I'm perfectly okay! perfectly stable! haha!! don't worry about me!!" and I always interpreted that as him... quite obviously lying but just not wanting to lose tav so making himself seem a lot more detached and cooler than he is. I love you so much water sign man... also the fact that if you tell him after your night together "funny you should say that, I recall you doing all the work" he specifically talks about giving tav oral sex. much ink has been spilled on this subject, I'm sure, but uh. yeah. it's such a cute moment. he's the best. he's the cutest and sweetest ever I think, and I would do anything for him. which I guess is lucky, because I'm told the feeling is mutual 😁

AND ALSO I LOOOOOOVE that he is kind of a homebody and a malewife... I'm specifically thinking about that one dialogue where he tells you about how he was planning to introduce you to tara over dinner and how he has a magnificent wine cellar and he makes his own homemade hundur sauce with a family recipe it is just. UGH 😩 it's very effective on me what can I say. also this is a very small thing but lately I've been thinking about how adorable it is that gale has a good relationship with his presumably large extended family ("the dekarios clan is scattered far and wide," he says when talking about sending invites for his and tav's wedding). it's very important and endearing to me especially as a guy who... has never had that kind of familial relationship but does kind of crave it.

the thing that especially strikes me rn is just how much he loves tav if you romance him. like he really falls deeply in love with them and he loves them more than he loves even the most important things in his life: mystra and himself. "With you, I forget my goddess. I love you." 🤪💔 GALEEE. I'M CRAZY. and he loves tav enough to listen when they ask him to abandon his dreams of godhood. can you imagine that? can you imagine listening to someone asking that of you just because you love them SO much that it's not worth losing them for anything in the world? yeah I really love that kind of DEEP DEEP devotion and self-sacrificial love that he has because well, I relate, a lot. and it's so beautiful to me that this experience of love that I've personally felt (though not ever reciprocated) was rendered into a digital format through gale's character. I just know we would be sooo uncannily obsessed and in love with each other. he's legit kind of perfect for me so I am glad we found each other 💗

*scrolls back up* *looks at the length of my response* OH MY! 😳 sorry about the long long response! I have also had some wine so hopefully I am coherent... thank you so much for the ask, I love talking about gale. he makes me happier than most other things in my life rn. love you soshi!!!!

[fakevalentine]

hi i don’t know if you’d write something like this but i figured i’d shoot my shot!

i was wondering if u could write abby like sticking her fingers in readers mouth and feeling around her tongue and teeth 😭😭 it sounds weird but idk how else to explain it, i just want her biiiig fingers in my mouth .. maybe some spit kink and eye contact idk u write the best

female reader x abby anderson

kay speaking from the perspective of someone with a tongue piercing; having someone run their thumb over your tongue to feel it sooo 😵‍💫 !!! but i mean, having fingers in your mouth is appealing in general.

especially abby's biiig thick fingers, how the pads run along your teeth, smiling down at you between her legs where you shamelessly drool. your head rests against her strong thigh, feeling your mouth pool with more saliva as her fingers venture further, pressing down slightly on your tongue

your hand reaches to grabs her wrist as you gag, the tears that had been building in your eyes finally falling down your face. abby hums and pulls her fingers out, purposefully dragging them down your tongue and making spit drip and puddle between your legs on the floor.

she spreads the saliva on her fingers around your mouth, her eyes stare into your watery ones. she searches for any sign of discomfort, but all she can make out is the want for more.

but she's not going to just give you that, ooobviously.

she squishes your cheeks together, forcing your lips into a pout. "what do you need, huh? tell me."

she knows you can't. knows you're just too shy to say, and even if you did, you would sound stupid trying to voice it with your mouth all squished— but that doesnt stop her relentless teasing. "'can't give it to you if i don't know..."

you whine, pressing your thighs together and making a failed attempt to rut against yourself. her big hand lets go of your face, an aching pain left behind as she slips her fingers between your lips again

drool and tears leaks down your face, soaking your neck as she lets you gag on her fingers. abby's expression only gets cockier, and your eyebrows knit together when you realise shes only gonna continue humiliating you until you embarrass yourself for her.

"hm? i didn't quite catch that."

[aghostrandom]

It arrived witch reboot's book so here a reaction cause i can. stop me (please stop me)

I didn't axpected it t oarrive today i'm so happy and its cover is so shiny i love it i love it i love it i love it.

Ok, but let's talk about the story/characters. I'm going to write this while I read it so the english will be bad and i'll be bad and everyting will be bad lol and there will be SPOILERS and i don't know how to speak and i'm autisitc and dumb and old so yeah let's start

Ok, first of all I LOVE the art style. It's cute and the colors are wonderful.

Will is basically the same.

I LOVE her relationship with her mom. It's a pity for her nationality, but I love their relationships here. If the og had her as a "mom friend", here she has more "big sister vibes".

Hay Lin and her grandma gives me the same vibes of the og comic: I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them so much. I'm just sad that Yan Lin is not in the comic for long and that she's in China. I really hope to see her soon (expecially if they're going to kill her as in the og...)

Cornelia and Irma are cute and funny I like them. Nothing to say about them, they're very much like the original... even if it makes me laugh the fact they gave Irma's "I have a crush for everybody" side to Elyon. Idk, I think that's neat.

I hate Taranee. I really really hope to start to like her later, but for now I keep thinking about how much I miss my bookworm shy math lover, bug hater girl 😭😭 Even because she's there being just ":/...... >:/" all the time... resting bitch face syndrome....

Ok, but for now, they're not so bad. I didn't really spoke about Elyon, but for now I like them... They can make a lot of things with this girls and I can't wait.

Ok, now... Kandrakar. I kinda hated the aesthetic with screens they have.. but I was thinking about how much I hate them and... well... I kinda like them now? I mean, there's Luba with 2 faces. I love her, I can't wait to see her die for the guardians. I can't wait to see how Orube will be, since she's her teacher. Also, Seeing them so "no human" made me think about the scene where Himerish in og, becomes again what he was before becoming an oracle, and Idk, I thought about that wscene with these oracles and it would be very cool... Like, Himerish that becomes a somehow humanish creature (or whatever creatures they'll design for basiliade) and then he's there like "I have no idea what my name was" and it all ends bad. Himerish I love you, I miss you my bald dumb guy... ALSO, the fact that Yan Lin will join them... I mean, if they'll chose to do that. I think it would be sooo cool.... I really hope to keep liking them, I don't want to hate my boy Himerish and my girl Luba, please, don't make me hate them 😭😭

"When are you going to tell me what happened" "After, to the library" "Are you angry at me?🥺" "Why should I?" Cornelia, mood. I'm so sorry girl for your paranoia, I love you...

Speaking of Cornelia, I hate her sister, theor relationship hits to much near home for me, so yeah, I'm going to love Cornelia for this sorry

The fact that here they didn't retcon the fact that Irma's mom is not her biological mom and so, they can work that storyline from the beginning in a better way is the cutest thing ever. I love them and I love the storyline and I know I'm going to love all of this family (even if Chris is different, but who cares about Chris). (I'm sorry, I love this storyline from the og comic, but I'll always hate how they created if for /them/, even if the are literally identical to each others. But that's just a my pet peeve, sorry).

Irma here is more a dumbdumb than a clown, but it's ok, I love her. og Irma would love her dumbness.

Matt, you're cute, but if I'm gonna hear another fucking time "soccer", i'm going to punch someone in the face.

YAN LIN I LOVEYOU SO MUCH I MISS YOU GRANDMA, PLEASE BRING ME HOME I MISS YOU PLEASE

Taranee. Do me a favor. Shut up. No, that's not true. She would annoy them anyway if they made too much noices. Og taranee 🤝 reboot taranee = "Shut up, i'm studying"

"If you're making a club I want to go in, I don't care the argument" NEVER MIND, TARANEE SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP Was the mean black girl stereotype so needed? I miss my BOOKWORM GIIIIIIRL

Irma is so fucking dumb I can't hate her.

Elyon: it exist magic and a veil and some magic shit Taranee: wtf do you mean I can't be the top in this club too? This is garbage I'm out of here.

Evil Elyon my beloved

Happy they took more inspiration from the og than the cartoon in this. I'm sorry cartoon lovers, but it always bugged me how in the comics she was genuinally evil (and manipulated into being evil) while in the cartoon she was just this perfect angel. I need my evil elyon moments.

Hay Lin:*calls her grandma when she have any problems* Me:I'm not crying and I'm not loving this.

........... You understand you're too old for a series when you see the dad and you're like "Oh, hi *twirls hair*" Why in te world they had to give Cornelia's dad long hair and a pathetic look? These are my biggest weaknesses noooooooo

Btw, Cornelia I hug you I love you, please don't be sad...

👁👁 <- me watching Taranee's angst story with autistic and very focused eyes.

HIMERISH JUMPSCARE

....What the fuck do you meAN THAT THE KANDRAKAR GUYS ARE ELECTRO THINGS IN THE KITCHn che CAZZO VUOL DIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT A DOWNGRADE WHAT THE FUCK OF A DOWNGRADE THIS IS MA CHE CAZOO

Oracles:The earth will be invaded by aliens :'( *shows the most human dudes i have ever seen attacking Earth* Ok no, if they're gonna make normal dudes as the main race for Meridian i'm gonna get angry. I want my scalies lizard dudes as the main race for Meridian and I don't care if that sounds racist >:(

Ok, no, thinking better about it, it's cute that the counsil of kandrakar lives with Will...

...........Ok, no, forget it. It's not cute, it's creepy. wtf

"Yes Cornelia, and I can read how much in love you are for Irma. You two should start dating"

Evil Elyon Evil Elyon Evil Elyon Evil Elyon EVIL ELYON EVIL ELYON yes

Oh yes, the nice smell of Cornelia who tries to justify Elyon even if she tries to kill them every time she sees them. I missed it so much.

E̵̹͠N̴̺̟̾̓Ȯ̶̢̬̣͓̪̪̬̈́͒̆̍̍Ủ̵̖̐͆͑G̴̭̘͚͚̟͉͍͝H̸̞͂͆̄̀̂͘͠ ̴̡̪͔̜͇̎̌͆͋̔Ş̸͙͉̻͊͋̂̉̽̏̓ͅO̵͉̩̿̽͋̑C̴̯̭̰͋̊C̵̛͓̫͈̞̃̅͝E̷͔̮̖̅̒́͐̓R̵͍͍͊̔̋͘.̶̳̣̫̪̓̏̇̇ ̷̡̹̺̮̀̈́̔̓̎͝ͅǨ̶͈̱̱̟͎͊̄͌I̶̧͍̠̥̺̦̓̓̇͂L̸̪̗͉̖͓̰͗̄̋̏̕L̵̫̔̅̇̆́̆̈́ ̵̡͉̭̐̀̅Ṱ̴̢̛͒́̔̀̑Ĥ̶̬̖̩̬̪̀͛̐E̶̱̣̐͋̌͘ ̷̟̬͓̺̃̾́͝S̴̫̞̘͖̙͇͖̑͒͘Ơ̵͔̝̰͌͂̏̾̽Ç̵̑̑͜͜Ç̸͕̻̭̮̈́̒͝E̵̢̨̝͍̱͎̣̓̈́̒̂̎̎̕Ŕ̶͓̓̐͋̉̕.̷̺̞̻͍͚̫̳̉͆͝

I'll always find funny how every time Will is near Elyon, the Oracles are like "HERE SHE IS. KILL HER. KILL HER WITH FIRE" "I literally have no idea on how to control my powers" "oh, right..."

Everyone:Taranee is the best in everything!! Then why isn't she the one who brings Hay Lin in bike? Mhhh? WHY IS HAY LIN, THE SMOL SMOL SMOOL SMOL WEEK GIRL THE ONE WHO SHOULD BRING HER!??!?!? MHHHHHHHHH??!!?!? /jk they're cute in this pannel. I legit wonder where they going...

Evil Elyon is sad cause she didn't kill her friends and didn't go to her brother Phobos (THAT SURELY EXIST IN THIS VERSION💢💢). F in chat for Elyon :(

Cornelia protecting Evil Elyon my beloved I MISSED YOU GIIIIIIIIIIIRL

YOU TWO SHOULD KISS ALREADTY!!!!

The fact Hay lin told Irma "you're the queen of outfits never seen before" is fucking funny considering she was the one who "dressed up in a weird way" in the original comic.

....

Why are you eating your neckless. What are you doing... Am I missing something? I think reboot Taranee and reboot Will should kiss each others tbh.

Hay Lin, I'm going to protect you till the very end, you're the most precious thing in the world.

I LOVE IRMA'S NEW FAMILY SO MUCH

She really had two cool moms. Her dad is a policeman, but at least he has good taste in women. Her original mom seems super sweet and the step-mom is so gentle with Irma... I can't not love her.

Cornelia begging Evil Elyon for an explanation my beloved. Elyon is so silly.

....

so, no Phobos? So no Cedric? *I slam myr phone on the ground and jump on my skateboard*

Daily: Taranee shut up. I was starting to liking you please (I like that even in the original, Taranee was so angry at Elyon qregsfd some things never change I love them)

MY FIRST "DAILY LUBA SHUT UP" OF THE SERIES. CAN'T WAIT TO REACH REPEAT IT 100 TIMES, ANNOYING STUPID LUBA MY BELOVED

......... :D (<- they're waiting for Himerish even if they know he will never appear).

Daily: I'm gona kiss Taranee.

wow, ok Tranee, jeez.

Will, you should the depressed angsty teen out of Taranee with a kiss.

I'll protect Taranee.

I love you

I love you so much

Hi Matt Goodbye Matt

Taranee: what boy are you talking about? >:( Will: There's no boy Tara ^^ I'm sorry, the ship is sailed. And TaraneexWill reboot is my new ship.

I love Elyon's supporting human parents.

OK SO

It's a cute series with... way less material than the original, but since it's just a volume, it's not a surprise. Hoping for a sequel. I'm sad tha there's no sight of my favorite characters. Still hoping to see Himerish one day (considering the counsil is evil here, it will be fun). Somehow I think that the fact they're evil is a good starter for the second series, since there will be the old guardians who were treated like shit (probably that journey to China for Hay Lin... is a foreshadowing). I can't wait to stop hating Luba and crying while I see her dying.

I thought I would have hated Cornelia and Taranee, but I ended up loving them. Irma is way more dumbdumb. Og Irma would have a lot of fun on mocking her and I live for this imagery in my head. Will is... Will. Still angsty sad teen in both versions. Hay Lin here is more scienc-y, and less creative which is a pity for me, but it's ok, she's still the cutest girl in town.

I really hope we'll see Phobos or Cedric in the future... I need to destroy Phobos' rebooted cervix.

Final vote: Thanks I hate it. 10/10.

Sorry for this trashy commentary but I wanted to let go my inner child for one of my favorite childhood series + i'm autistic and I have no idea what i'm doing so yeah, probably will be not a nice experience to read all of this bullshit, good night.

[youremyheaven]

girl your moon post was so accurate for me too! my father has rohini rising and is such a narcissist and a master at gaslighting. he resorted to manipulating ppl's perspective of me ig so they wouldn't believe me when i started calling him out after a liiiifetime of his crap. he is extremely two faced and a lot of ppl find him really sketchy, but those he manages to fool he fools really well. the only positives of this is that at least i can see these patterns in people easily. frankly, confronting a liar is so taxing bc even if you do manage to outsmart them they'll just make some excuse. like girl. i also know this hasta moon girl that is a pathological liar and every time i see her i just can't take anything she says seriously bc i just always feel like she's lying out of her ass ab the most menial stuff. her family has had issues w her bc she skipped school for months and no one knew ab it bc she would tell such bold lies like, "call my teacher. here, have the phone so you can talk to her ab my grades" and everyone was like, ig she's doing well in school otherwise she wouldn't offer to call? i genuinely worry thinking ab what if i have a kid and they have a moon nakshatra and express it negatively like this omg i'll go crazy. anyways thank you for your post it was so interesting to see such thoroughly explained examples 🤍 it reminded me of ariana grande as well who just seems so shamelessly manipulative to me too. like when she's like "for total transparency i'll say that..." i'm immediately like ok. so you're lying 😂

im glad 😭😭😭that my Moon post resonated with so many of you, it means so much to me

Im so sorry about your father. I agree with what you said about confronting liars, I confronted someone about something deeply hurtful that they said to me and they literally said "i don't remember" 😭😭 idk how these people sleep at night bro like do they not have a conscience??

I'm happy every time some shady person is exposed in the media, including Ariana who I've found sus for yearsss ,, it's so hard to be an intuitive bc u can't even explain why u feel the way u do so no one believes you when u say that somebody is not what they seem on the outside, u get torn apart for speaking the truth but sooner or later the truth will be seen and will be heard and I truly believe that.

I hope you remain protected from abuse of all kinds in the future and always surrounded by kindness and support. 💛💛

GIRLIEEE what u said about kids is sooo 😭😭I do think about that from time to time but i believe that kids are a manifestation of our karma so the more we focus on bettering ourselves and thereby bettering our actions, we can design our lives to be drama free. What kind of children we have depends on what kind of parents we're capable of being (and you are completely in control of how you behave/treat others) so don't feel too powerless about ur future kids!!! Focus on yourself and your healing and the rest will flow💛💛💛 also if you believe in manifestation 👀just believe that you'll manifest healthy and wonderful children

This blog is a hobby of mine but what makes all my research and writing meaningful is the fact that not only do I get to learn more about astrology, I get to reach people who perhaps might benefit from the things I share. I love to hear about your guys experiences related to the things I post bc sometimes I genuinely wonder like is anyone even reading my 5k words slander on a nakshatra lmfao

Thank you so much for taking the time to tell me about your experiences, I appreciate it so much 💛and i believe many others will also feel seen

[writtenformyselfonly]

I just heard Taylor Swift - The Story of US, and suddenly it bring me to a lot of tears 😭 in office (I cried a lot, even I need to move into private meeting room, so no one can see). This song really reminds me of Happy! It reminds me how we are right now. Well, we are still in the same circle, still hanging out, but I still feel different.

The distance we had now makes me afraid to approach him. Somehow I was wondering if he think of me, if he ever tried to contact or approach me, if he suffered like me suffered since we are not same as we used to.

I miss Happy!! Sooo much!

Happy maaf yaa. I apologize for what I did, that make things like this happened, that became a cause the distance between us..

...

Oh, a simple complication

Miscommunications lead to fall out

So many things that I wish you knew

So many walls up I can't break through

.............

Oh, I'm scared to see the ending

Why are we pretending this is nothing?

I'd tell you I miss you but I don't know how

I've never heard silence quite this loud

.............

This is looking like a contest

Of who can act like they care less

But I liked it better when you were on my side

.......

So many things that you wish I knew

But the story of us might be ending soon

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room

And we're not speaking and I'm dying to know

Is it killing you like it's killing me, yeah

But I don't know what to say since the twist of fate

When it all broke down

And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now, now, now

...........

[baekhvuns]

Was The Crown good? I'm so behind I didn't realise it came out, pretty sure I haven't finished the previous season 😬

Maybe it's good I don't live in LA, because I would go bankrupt with all the gigs and prices..

I'll start calling you Baeksussy from now on, because you're always up to no good 👀

Literally, because I see people celebrating Taemin's return this month and I'm like "besties, I have some bad news..." unless they surprise us and he comes back early. You know what, I actually don't know who Taemin is???

Me going to see Seonghwa at the night club I came here to drop some money, dropping all my money

Oh yes big accounts are guilty of taking jokes too far and being annoying in general, that's why I have 50% of Atinys blocked akdhiagshahahaa can't stand their asses.

Not stalkers at it again... On a lighter note, Wooyoung paid for Atinys meal, me when. Pay my rent!

You know who should invite Key? Drag Race South Korea, it's apparently happening sooooo

Seonghwa, Ddeonghwa, Hwaseong, Mars, Hwa, Seong so many different personalities. (I set the wallpaper 😭). Truly Seonghwa is genuinely so sweet, nerdy, wholesome, sensitive, smart and sexy too?! He needs to calm down

It's good your friend is using kaddy, it should be much easier! Wish her good luck, may the force be with her. :3

Platinum CEO Hwa in theatres near me? Can he come to my house?

The lacey blouse he's wearing for Paradigm :o we're in danger!!!

Not Seonghwa trying to rename Shinestars again?! What does he have against that name it's so fucking perfect. No Ddeongwives, no Ddeongps.... S H I N E S T A R S

Yes, I'm very into Seonghwa's shoulders and arms era 🥴 and clearly I'm not the only one

Twins AU? But how do you choose :///

Hwa's shoulders are already nice and wide, he wants to commit to the Dorito shape even more 😭 I didn't mind gym lessons, because it meant I could do the bare minimum, but the only thing I do at the gym is exercise my legs (track, bike) lmao. Omfg those exercising games can be fun, but not when the whole school is watching and waiting for you to embarrass yourself 💔

I wonder what's gonna happen in PD3, hope D*sn*t doesn't fuck it up completely

I know a few people who would love to be pulled over by Wonho. Yes, he is!

Uh I think BTS showed up in my dream recently, but only for a second, I was also crying lol

That fucking nose on Hehetmon, Yunho why 😬

"See you later" just like "European dates will be announced soon" right 🤡

Please

Aaaaand we got Sanhwa patisserie!!!

Hongjoong looks cute, but Seonghwa... between him looking like an adorable grandpa, SPREADING, big ass shoes and a tin of crisps I don't know where to look

Me at Seonghwa Kino wife material, lol

I got "full moon lighting up my lovers face"

Bestie, Seonghwa's vlog, so far I saw arms and him flexing his Black Opium perfume.... - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Was The Crown good? I'm so behind I didn't realise it came out, pretty sure I haven't finished the previous season 😬

im at the last ep, and tbh i haven’t moved on them the last season characters esp the queen! but the diana this season is just sOOO 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 its crazy how their facial features rly match! truly the best diana ever. literally.

diana and her pakistani men <33 mr mohammed al-fayed and his friendship with diana >>> and mr dodi is very 🧍🏻‍♀️ ive been quoting this for the past few days and i cannot stop this is an addiction with the fact that i have a sudden urge to speak in their posh accent

Maybe it's good I don't live in LA, because I would go bankrupt with all the gigs and prices..

no seriously 😭😭 every god damn thing just happens there and for it to be so expensive but not even clean is 🔫🔫 its so romanticized too! i feel like one can sign bankruptcy the second they look at a door to a house, bc YOU KNOW THE DOOR BE MAD EXPENSIVE TOO

I'll start calling you Baeksussy from now on, because you're always up to no good 👀

BAEKSUSSY JEGDKWHDKSHKCUKC 😭😭😭 IM SCREAMING

Literally, because I see people celebrating Taemin's return this month and I'm like "besties, I have some bad news..." unless they surprise us and he comes back early. You know what, I actually don't know who Taemin is???

saw a panchoa article saying “idols who’ll return from the military next year” and it said baekhyun and on this date then taemin it said n/a and i lost it,,, i need this man to drop a date we are thirsty. hungry. not breathing.

NO BC ONE OF THOSE WHO BE CELEBRATING IS ME IN MY DELULU 😭😭😭 ur right, who’s taemin? taeyeon’s cousin? taeyong’s brother? no idea.

Me going to see Seonghwa at the night club I came here to drop some money, dropping all my money

LMFAOOOO id waste all my money on him tbh,, as long as the stripper in him continues take my money 🤲🏼

Oh yes big accounts are guilty of taking jokes too far and being annoying in general, that's why I have 50% of Atinys blocked akdhiagshahahaa can't stand their asses.

YEAAHHH its the way ppl dickride them without pointing out where they’re wrong is very 🔫🔫 ur so right on that, blocking and moving on lowkey was glad that twt was gonna seize to exist 😭😭

Not stalkers at it again... On a lighter note, Wooyoung paid for Atinys meal, me when. Pay my rent!

LMFAOOOO FBQKDJWLDKW PAY MT RENT 😭😭 PAY MY TUITION WOOYOUNG JUST GIMME UR ROLEX I WONT ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE

You know who should invite Key? Drag Race South Korea, it's apparently happening sooooo

STOP. STOP STOP HE’D BE PERFECT STOPPP ID WATCH IT JUST FOR HIM, he’d judge so hard too and without any bias 🤚🏼 if sm sends boa again 😭😭

Seonghwa, Ddeonghwa, Hwaseong, Mars, Hwa, Seong so many different personalities. (I set the wallpaper 😭). Truly Seonghwa is genuinely so sweet, nerdy, wholesome, sensitive, smart and sexy too?! He needs to calm down

he’S SO AGGRAVATINGLY HANDSOME, WHOLESOME no how can someone be a wholesome sexy? how. who tHE FUCK CAN EVEN DO THAT (im so glad u did bc it reminds is of our roots) BESIDE HIM??? WHAT WONDER DID HE DO LAST LIFE TO GET THIS IMMENSE EVERYTHING ???? god’s favourite truly, when is it my turn to BE UR FAVOURITE

It's good your friend is using kaddy, it should be much easier! Wish her good luck, may the force be with her. :3 /// Platinum CEO Hwa in theatres near me? Can he come to my house? The lacey blouse he's wearing for Paradigm :o we're in danger!!!

its really going good for her! thank you for your expertise!! she’s currently stuck trying to get good thank your cards <3 will be making a batch 😭😭 WDYM IN UR HOUSE BESTIE HES THE MAN UR ARRANGED TOO, HES IN UR HOUSE FOREVER <33 WE’RE IN DEEP DANGER. HAHA. he looks like he’s about to star in the house of dragons with that on

Not Seonghwa trying to rename Shinestars again?! What does he have against that name it's so fucking perfect. No Ddeongwives, no Ddeongps.... S H I N E S T A R S

he’s what

Yes, I'm very into Seonghwa's shoulders and arms era 🥴 and clearly I'm not the only one /// Twins AU? But how do you choose :///

if he drops one more photo like that, im quitting kpop 🔫

hear me out, one’s the nerd. the other’s the resident fuckboy or whatever. yn likes the nerd twin (let’s name him hwaseong) and seonghwa (the fuckboy) finds that out and decides to make his mission to tease yn about it bUT they come on an agreement where yn begs seonghwa to help her in getting hwaseong and her together which obviously he’s gonna say no too, but then eventually comes around! and so then it starts,,, he’ll tell her what he likes and just watch yn fuck up dbwmdhsk all while he enjoys <33 tho it’ll def be confusing with using the names 😭😭

Hwa's shoulders are already nice and wide, he wants to commit to the Dorito shape even more 😭 I didn't mind gym lessons, because it meant I could do the bare minimum, but the only thing I do at the gym is exercise my legs (track, bike) lmao. Omfg those exercising games can be fun, but not when the whole school is watching and waiting for you to embarrass yourself 💔

he knows exactly what gets everyone triggered, the dorito bod, the looking so fine in suits, and what’s next. he drives with one hand, does the reverse with one hand? 😀 OH UR LEGS MUST BE TONED AS HELL !!!!! tripped and hurt my knee during one of those <333 felt amazing bc i got to sit out dhsmhdjs

I wonder what's gonna happen in PD3, hope D*sn*t doesn't fuck it up completely

UR RIGHT I HOPE THE STORYLINE STAYS ON POINT AND DOESNT INCLUDE THOSE STUPID JOKES AND REFERENCES FROM SOCIAL MEDIA OR SOMETHING

I know a few people who would love to be pulled over by Wonho. Yes, he is! /// Uh I think BTS showed up in my dream recently, but only for a second, I was also crying lol

i didn’t when read the first part, tell me everything about the last part. ppt format.

That fucking nose on Hehetmon, Yunho why 😬 /// “See you later" just like "European dates will be announced soon" right 🤡

yumho surprises me everyday, i don’t even know how to say this but he’s a true man. a man. men.

Please

id literally die if he gets the mc job, everyday he’s gonna look all pretty and dress up all while im eating glass

Aaaaand we got Sanhwa patisserie!!! /// Hongjoong looks cute, but Seonghwa... between him looking like an adorable grandpa, SPREADING, big ass shoes and a tin of crisps I don't know where to look

seonghwa. FJAKJDKS ADORABLE GRANDPA LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 u think his grandkids would ask him to dance and its him doing bulnoriya while his knees crack but he’s so determined to show them his glory days and the fact that he’s still young. grandpa hwa <3

Me at Seonghwa Kino wife material, lol

male wife ☺️☺️

I got "full moon lighting up my lovers face"

😮😮 a hopeless romantic i see,,, i got sneaking downstairs to get more cake but it turned out to be a very wholesome au that I will write ONE DAY

“you're not even in your double digits, and your best friend who you have a secret crush on came over for your birthday party. it's after midnight, and you decide to sneak downstairs to eat more cake. you're both as silent as you could possibly be, careful not to wake anyone. you scoot a stool over to the counter and crawl up ungracefully, snatching two small pieces of cake and sitting on the floor to eat. you both whisper about what you'd gotten as gifts, and they tell you they have something else that they wanted to give you in private. when you get back to your room, they pull out a small box. you open it to see an action figure, one that looks like you. they tell you they were at toys r us the other day and noticed it was basically a little you, and begged their dad for it. he agreed, and they went home and wrapped it themselves, poorly but effectively.”

Bestie, Seonghwa's vlog, so far I saw arms and him flexing his Black Opium perfume.... - DV 💖

black opium. ysl. model seonghwa. just happens to be the one the yn and hwa endorse! just so happens! haha!

ok but this is so 😭😭😭 they should’ve let him go 😭😭😭 man missing a sibling’s wedding, damn, must be heartbreaking

🙂🙂

me when.

u know if boxer seonghwa was alive, this.

😭😭😭

[utas-faerie-gf]

Omg

Yasss I love this sm

REVIEWING DA FICCCCC

Also

🚨🚨🚨TENGEN HATE🚨🚨🚨

Anytime Tengen appears, there's gonna be some hate 💀

Thots wile reedeng dis

"… board games with Inosuke until one of you rage quits, and the other has to convince them to: stop sulking in the bathroom, and play again. Who rage quits usually depends on the game, and you’re much better at goading him into another round than he is at bribing you." I would be the one raging at every game

Even if I'm the one winning LOL

I will just find any reason to be angry 😔 Bakugo kinnie 🤪✌🏽

"… almost getting scammed by an astrology website with Zenitsu, before finally agreeing that the free version is fine, and who believes in astrology anyway?" I don't.. At all.

I wonder how long it took for us to decide the free version is fine

5 hours later

Zenny: Y/N, I think we should do the free verison

Y/N: It took you that lo--

"'How do you know what the moon feels like?' He doesn’t quite know how to explain gentle, mystical tug of moonrise, so he settles for, 'I can feel you, and that is more than enough.'" Y/N, DON'T QUESTION HOW HE KNOWS 😡

He knows cuz he's been ON THE MOON

"… cleaning and redecorating Kaburamura’s cage with Obanai. It’s a little gross, and a lot of a fun." YESSS I WANNA CLEAN HIS CAGE

Don't ask why I'm happy about that-

"'From teasing him for his obvious doting, 'Does Kaburamura really need six donut cozies?' to being flat out rejected,'" YES KABI DOES NEED 6 DONUT COZIES

INFACT HE NEEDS 100

"'Sooo that’s a no to body painting? It’s safe for humans! How could it not be safe for snakes?'"

Basically

"Chocolate is safe for humans! How could it not be safe for dogs?"

BE FOR REAL 😭

"You end up falling asleep as he dutifully photographs Kaburamura curled up on your shoulder #guess I’ll finish cleaning by myself." Yea clean by yourself

Imma sleep

😴😴😴😴

"… doing Tanjirou’s make up, and him doing yours."

Imma make him look like a pretty princess 😊

...

Mosmei, you know damn well you finna make him look like Nemi in his crackhead phase

That's my man y'all ❤️ what the fuck

"If you don’t own any make up, then you go on a field trip (minimal budget). You randomly pick themes (old fashioned via 'from a hat' or modern via 'app for raffle draw'), set a time limit, and then send photos of your final looks to your Hashira + Kamaboko group chat to decide on a winner." We're both gonna win cuz there are no losers 💖💖💖

Unless you hate Suri

Then you are a BIG loser

HOW COULD YOU HATE THE PRECIOUS BEAN????

JUST LOOK AT HER

SHE'S A KEEPER

Speaking of Suri..

"By the end of the evening, you’re drunk (or sugar high) as heck, and have at least four pairs of socks on." Cap

Yk that 100 layer challenge?

Imma do that with socks 😎👌🏽

100 layer socks challenge 👍🏽

"… cooking with Kyojuro #bet you didn’t see that coming #sarcasm intended teehee. Sometimes it’s complicated, hours long endeavors; other times it’s spaghetti; and there’s always take out if your fancy Huntsman pie doesn’t go to plan. He’s almost unbearably efficient when it comes to cooking tidily, and chops vegetables so quickly that you just marvel at how his fingers are intact."

J-J-Juro.. C-C-Cooking?!?

HE CAN'T COOK 😭😭😭

IT'S CANON

Prkejsijdjd

Ignore the RenGiyu 🥰

Anyways

Yea.. And that came from the creator 😭

So the food finna be on fire or the kitchen finna be on fire 😭

Ironic since he's the flame pillar 💀

"... watching a movie with Sanemi. This includes: ~arguing over which movie to watch for a solid hour (give or take), another twenty minutes for snack prep, and another half an hour to spontaneously design and build a pillow fort (for the optimal movie watching experience, of course)." That sounds so cute omg

"Even when it’s a movie he swears he despises, he’ll still stay awake through the whole damn thing because it matters to you, and you matter to him." Why am I like this

I'm just like "ugh I don't wanna watch this 😒" then when I watch it, it be whole diff story

"You usually win, but he notices when you begin making his clues easier, and promptly informs you that he’d rather lose honestly than win on Easy Mode. 'Your happy noises whenever I feed you are prize enough for me.'" MUIII 😭

"'Where do you see us in a year? Five years? A decade?' you ask. His answer remains constant: 'Together.'"

Skksksjdissjjdivjf

Idk..

Just..

If you made any another Hashira say this- *coughs rly loud*

Like Juro for ex--

I'M SORRY JURO

I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE 😭😭😭

Why I gotta bully best boy 😔😔😔

"… reading with Tengen. He’ll read to you, or you to him; you’ll share a book, or the couch, or the bed."

Idk what you talking about "Share the bed"

He finna sleep on the floor while I sleep on the bed 😂🤣

He better be grateful

I could of made him sleep outside

In the trash

Where he belongs

I will never forgive him for pushing over MY woman

LIKE BITCH

YOU HAVE 10 BILLION WIVES AND YOU DISRESPECT WOMEN???

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

TOMI >>> TEN

TOMI HELPED SURI

YOU SEE THIS??????

L TEN

W TOMI

THAT'S WHY YOU ALMOST DIED TO SOME FUCKING KIDS

LOSER

@kurooandkenmasslut THIS YOUR MAN????

Oh you think I hate Ten? I wonder what gave it away 🤪

Favorite Part

When we made Ten sleep outside

NO IM PLAYING I WILL STOP SAYING THAT

Ino one cuz I am gonna rage quit 😂

Rating

This was heartwarming

More heartwarming than Juro's smile

And I didn't even think that was possible!

So I give it a 100939384847377282829837748392726278493912664858498216628303847372927485848272793856372728384773618299384747738384764288292836479292737484863737473882920102984747474729020294747399202927374747939292737483928727484627189293/10 😎👍🏽

Loved da fic

staying in

Author’s Note: feeling cheesy and silly and lazy. ☺️😝🥱

staying in

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~900

CW: mild sexual content

Song Inspo: Low Key by Russell Dickerson

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