#I dodged a bullet although ngl some ppl might be looking for this man as their goal

[nerdskii]

One time after a spur of the moment date after a chance meeting with a cute muscular charming guy at an anime convention, I thought he was nice enough to meet again so we exchange info. He lived in a city I am very familiar with three hours away. So we coordinate over a few days but it starts getting weird the day before we are due to meet.

He adds all my friends he saw me with and my sibling on Facebook and “interviews” some of them about me. When I go to tell him how absolutely unacceptable that is he just goes into how he has a surprise but can’t wait and will just show me now. Without addressing how uncool what he did was. So I say, “Sure show me your surprise”, thinking he’ll get back to the subject at hand.

Lol he didn’t

He was into mpreg , which is fine, but what isn’t is that he took the liberty of being pregnant with my child and sent me a photo gallery of him in each trimester. To get me “ready” for “our life together”. But he is not done he’s from a rich family and work CSI in a major police department in a big city so he informs me that I will be taken care of but I need to do something.

What? I am sure you are asking more would I need to do aside from impregnate a stranger over the internet with my ovaries?

Gain 150lbs (68kg)

He’s a feeder too. He said he was into big tummies and would buy me anything I want if I’d get fat for him. We are not on date number two!

I’ve been silent this whole time waiting to talk about Facebook but he’s just on a roll. Then as if a human needs more than two extreme fetishes the icing on the cake arrives and it is not chocolate. He says he feels so close to me he can tell me anything . . .

He’s into scat. He hoped some day when I got comfortable with the idea he could lay a plastic tarp down and I could just go on him. Immediately following up with, “You don’t have to be scared I don’t want to do it to you. You can leave after or just watch me if you want. My last girlfriend didn’t believe I wouldn’t shit on her.” He’s asked another living breathing human woman to shit on him while not being in a fetish space!!!

BIG NOPE

I blocked him immediately. There was no way this person would understand why adding people was creepy because it turns out he was 100% creep.

Oh this is going to be good