#I do still enjoy all the little bill redemption and Billford villain couple aus though | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

aria-greenhoodie · 26 days ago

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I’m a Pathetic Needy Ex Boyfailure Bill Truther personally, but also I think ford ABSOLUTELY knew they had something. Emphasis on HAD. Ford is over it, honestly he’s kind of embarrassed that he ever saw anything in Bill, even without all his hatred of him due to his deplorable actions. Meanwhile Bill is INFINITELY more obsessed withDord then he ever was when they even HAD something. I think Ford should kill him with hammers

Any Post-canon interaction between Bill and Ford in my mind is just Bill desperately begging for one more chance and Ford telling him to eat shit and die. I heart one sided deranged madness inducing toxic yaoi.

i don't ship billford as a mutual pining between them. i ship it as in bill is a cringe-fail ex and ford had no idea they were in a relationship.

#aria reblogs #aria ramblings #tfw your abusive ex situationship won’t stop begging to get back together even though you spent the past 30 years trying to kill him #also I LOOOOVE the idea of Ford moving on and living his best life meanwhile Bill is seething because he fumbled so irreparably bad #also having ford be attracted to bill in the past and really think they were in a relationship makes bills abuse even WORSE in my head #not to say it wasn’t bad before but Yknow. betrayal of trust in not just a platonic or religious sense but a romantic one too? hell yeah #and bill never gets to be redeemed in my perfect billford scenario. because I love tormenting him #I hope he gets run over by a truck 💚💚💚💚#<- average bill cipher fan #I do still enjoy all the little bill redemption and Billford villain couple aus though #my favorite flavor of Billford may be disgusting rancid one sided irreparable radioactive yaoi #but even I can enjoy something sweet and silly now and again #although I’m prolly never gonna write or draw something like that post-canon. pre-portal maybe.

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