#I do not approve

[pandorasboxoftreasures]

The Algorithm Strikes Again

Me: *Sees funny Avatar post in “More Like This”*

*Clicks*

*About to reblog*

*Sees username and tags*

*Sees they’re a Neteyam sexualiser*

*Stop*

*Close tab*

*Purge history and cookies*

*Close browser window*

*Uninstall browser*

*Shut down PC*

*Yank mouse USB from PC*

*Take out box of matches*

*Burn box of matches*

*Burn mouse*

*Shove hand in flames to be safe*

[hippolotamus]

Oh goodie, now I can’t talk. At least I can still be a menace here.

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[writeforfandoms]

I just love it when stress manifests as me jumping between five wips in one day, it’s so much fun

[ohhtobeagooner]

jane and beard getting married… right after beard’s emotional plotline and name reveal…

[sinistershepherd]

Mom, the fake kinky women are at the door again

[xicanaroja]

I recently went down an internet rabbit hole of job interview tips, and accidentally stumbled an Eye Contact Guide to Communication article which is INSANE. No one told me there was Specific rules to eye contact. I mean I already hated eye contact, but still. Rules???? You gotta make eye contact before you even start talking? Keep eye contact for 4-5 seconds at a time??? How do you count that, just in your head? How will you remember what you're about to say if you're always counting seconds??? And then you're supposed to look to the side, slowly and briefly - NOT down - and then resume eye contact for another 4-5 seconds, over and over forever. THAT'S SO MUCH TO DO. This is an insane requirement to society, can't I just talk at you and make sporadic gestures and look at your face but not your eyes??? Whack rules. Stupid laws of humanity. 0/10.

[songs-ofa-dyingbird]

I feel really weird and it’s like- I’m trying to figure out if I’m sick, if I ate too much or too little, if it’s anxiety, Mayhaps I’m just convincing myself I feel shitty because I want an excuse to be lazy- maybe I’m legit sick frfr, maybe I need to eat lunch, maybe I need to skip lunch, maybe I drank too much coffee??????

[forlornmelody]

Today's List of Nice Things:

Got in all my steps today

My kitty continues to have more energy. I think he might be sneezing less too

Hannah Einbender's comedy special is pretty good. And very queer.

It's supposed to be cooler tomorrow. Thank goodness.

[kwadlayns]

Small crows' hang out 🐦‍⬛🧡

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Bonus: their hand poses match their 3rd Year Karasuno jerseys (Yachi is automatic #4, of course)

[cascadianights]

I'm all for recognizing the difference bw something that is actually problematic vs something that's just annoying

On that note

I find the songs people put in to podcasts (long intro songs are bad, songs to enter and come back from commercials are HELL) to be a hell created specifically to torture me

I admire the work that went in. I appreciate that others are getting great shit out of this.

I hate it w my entire being and especially the chaotic ones are the worst shit ever

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[paintedcrows]

It is imperative to me that Bill and Stan do torrid Duchess Approves roleplay and argue about character motivations

[itachi86]

oh noo i do not approve

[puppppppppy]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

[gomzdrawfr]

PriceGhostWeek Day 5:

Possessive