#I discovered little lunch years ago while at the dentist

[personinthepalace]

Yeah!!! They are both filmed in a mockumentary style, and it's so fun! Everyone should check both shows out :) (both shows are filmed by the same production company!)I

okay but little lunch and the inbestigators have such a cool style of filming

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how did you get into your favourite series? (odd squad, dw, selfie etc)

Odd Squad (copied from my bio in the discord server haha): I was browsing around the PBS Kids website around Thanksgiving 2014 (before OS officially aired). I saw that PBS Kids was going to release a new show called Odd Squad and went on a rant about how PBS Kids was going downhill with these new shows. Then I watched the first two episodes that were already on the website. I discovered that the premise was actually pretty good and the acting was great. I started watching new episodes about every week. Became officially obsessed (i.e. stalking the OS Wikia and Odd News, reading fanfic and theories, etc) after Trials and Tubulations

Doctor Who: Back in high school, DW was one of the shows that I refused to watch bc everyone I knew was obsessed with it. Fastforward to a few years later before I got a tumblr account, I was following some people’s blogs for Captain canary (one of my ships), and they were also posting about tenrose. I started to read some fics (aka a lot of fics) and started watching some of S2 and got bored. Around that time, I also saw blogs posting about Whouffaldi and was curious. I found a blog that had some episode recs and started with Mummy on the Orient Express. Twelve’s run is the only one I’ve completely finished (besides Nine’s which I caught up on later)

Selfie: I’ve seen some gifs of the show before but about a month ago, I saw a gifset and was like “yes I want to watch this now” and proceeded to binge watch all 13 episodes that night haha, and I love it so much!! It shouldn’t have been cancelled *cries*

And while I’m still here are some other shows:

Little Lunch is one of my favorite shows that I discovered at the dentist. I was intrigued by the episode that I saw and tried my best to find it (it’s an Australian show). A few years later, Youtube recommended The InBESTigators to me, which was created by the same people who made Little Lunch (these shows are why I really wanted a mockumentary mmni show hahaha)

Elementary and Leverage - I have @incendiaglacies to thank for telling me to watch them :) (I am still confused how I managed to finished so many seasons in like 2 months but it happened somehow hahaha)

Thanks for the ask!

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My Niece by hell-vira

My sister has two daughters. I try to be fairly active in their lives though we do not live in the same town. I took some time off over the summer to finish a creative project but also to help out with our aging father who's had some health problems.

Being back in our hometown, in the house where I grew up, has been pretty great. I haven't been back here since high school. After college, I moved away so it has been a while.

My two nieces are adorable. Stella is four years old and Pearl is six. Both are little blondes with ringlet curls and big blue eyes. Everyone says Stella is my twin. Our baby pictures are almost identical. I guess you could say she's my favorite though I try to be a fun Aunt to both girls.

I always thought Pearl was kind of an odd little girl. She's fairly quiet for a kid but I've not really spent a ton of time around her to be a good judge. I just know she strikes me as an unusual kid.

It all started about two months ago. A family friend decided to gift the girl's a puppy. My sister thought pet ownership would instill some responsibility in them. She created a schedule for the girls to help feed the puppy and allowed them to take it out back into the fenced yard for potty breaks. The puppy was cute. Pearl didn't seem too interested in the dog but Stella immediately took up with the puppy. It was her new best friend and I got a kick out of watching her march around the yard with this tiny dog clumsily following behind a few steps.

One evening, I was clearing up some dinner dishes at my dad's house when I got a phone call from my sister.

Leanne was frantic on the phone. Crying hysterically, she told me that she needed to see me. Her husband was out of town on business and she desperately needed me. She assured me everyone was okay but begged me to please hurry on over.

Leanne lives only a few blocks from my dad so I didn't even bother driving. It was a lovely summer evening so I chose to walk over. I could tell my sister was very upset. I kind of assumed maybe it was something like she caught her husband, Greg, cheating because of her level of panic.

I arrived at the house to find my sister weeping in the living room. She had been crying for a little while because her eyes were red and puffy.

I plopped down on her oversized sofa and asked casually, "Whats up?"

Leanne wiped her nose and said, "Oh my god. It's absolutely terrible. I don't know what to do."

"Did you check Greg's Facebook or something? Let me guess he's not out of town on a business trip at all but rather shacked up with some young intern at her college dorm room..."

My sister snapped at me, "No, psycho. Thats not it at all. It's Pearl."

"What's the matter with Pearl? Is she okay?" I asked feeling more concerned now.

Leanne sighed, "I don't know."

"Well, what happened? What's the problem?"

She blew her nose again, "Its just so awful. I can't believe my baby girl would do this."

My impatience was growing, "What did she do Leanne?"

"Well, I was getting Stella ready for bed. She usually goes to sleep by 8. I let Pearl stay up until 8:45 most nights. So I'm reading Stella a story and when I've finished up, I turn the lights off and start walking down the hall. I hear water running. The girls have already had a bath so naturally I'm curious. The door was closed but not locked. I knock first and ask, 'Pearl, are you okay honey?' and she doesn't respond so I open the door and you'll never believe what I saw."

"What? What happened?"

Leanne started sobbing again, "Pearl was leaning over the bathtub and she had the puppy, Joe. At first I thought she was giving him a bath but then I realized what she was doing. She was trying to drown the puppy. She was holding him under. I could see him struggling, fighting her as much as he could but he's so tiny."

"Are you sure thats what she was doing?"

Leanne nodded, "I snatched him up but it was too late. I tried saving him but he died. I wrapped him in a blanket and he's out in the garage."

"Well, what did she say? Did you punish her?"

Leanne wept, "She told me she didn't know he'd do that. She didn't know he would die. She was so eerily calm when she said it, too. I sent her to bed."

"Did you call Greg?" I asked.

She nodded, "I did. He was very upset. He said Pearl should have to be responsible for burying the puppy."

I agreed, "I'm not a parent but that seems reasonable. Maybe it'll have some impact on her."

I just couldn't believe what I'd heard. My niece had drown a puppy.

The next day, my sister made Pearl bury the dog in the backyard. She tried to keep the information from Stella but of course the poor kid discovered her dog had died and was very upset. Leanne did not explain what had happened to the dog.

A few weeks later, around the fourth, my sister's neighborhood had a block party. She invited dad and I to come over and enjoy some food and festivities.

My sister had specifically told Pearl she was not allowed to climb up in the neighbor boy's tree house so when one of the kids fell and the ambulance had to be called, my sister was pretty pissed that Pearl had been in the tree house.

"This kid is so defiant," She told me.

I had no grounds to believe Pearl was responsible for pushing the kid out of his tree house but this big part of me just knew that's what happened. I didn't say anything to my sister but I had this weird feeling.

I told my father that I thought there was something wrong with Pearl. He chuckled and assured me that kids are curious and do bad things sometimes but its just because they don't know any better.

After the fourth, I became increasingly aware of Pearl's every move. If we were hanging out or she was visiting my dad, I watched her like a hawk. She mostly played alone not engaging much with Stella. I didn't witness anymore peculiar behavior than that but I guess if I am telling the truth I didn't really care for her much.

Then a couple of days ago, something else happened.

My sister had sent the girls to Vacation Bible School at their church. It was a week long evening event that gave my sister some free time. She could go to yoga class and asked me to tag along.

On the first night, Leanne was informed that Pearl had gotten into trouble for wandering off from her class. She had asked to go to the bathroom but was found in the choir robe closet. Pearl says she got lost but my sister told her she knew very well that Pearl knew her way around the church. It turns out the robe closet wasn't really a closet at all but rather a room/office used for storing stuff like choir robes and flower arrangements.

On the fourth night of bible school, a terrible accident occurred. When we went to pick the kids up, there was a lot of activity and emergency services and police.

Tragedy had happened and no one seemed to have answers. One of the kid's from Stella's class, a little boy named Drew, had gone to the bathroom and disappeared. When he didn't come back, the teacher had gone to search for him.

The boy was found floating in the baptismal pool in the sanctuary.

"The only way to access the pool is from the robe closet," I overheard one of the parents say who was also there to pick up their child.

On the car ride home, Leanne simply told the kids an accident had happened but didn't go into further detail.

About two days later, my sister had a dentist appointment and asked me if she could bring the girls over for two hours. They could visit with my dad and maybe I could make them some lunch.

Stella and my dad were playing with some jewelry art kit at the dining room table. I wasn't sure where Pearl had gotten off to but did a sweep of the house looking for her.

My dad said, "Check the basement. Sometimes she goes down there to play with her dolls."

I forgot about the basement. My dad has a partially finished basement with a den area that he turned into a playroom for the grand kids. Pearl has a doll house down there.

I crept down the stairs. The light was on and dolls and other toys were strewn about the floor. I noticed the light on in the laundry room so I rounded the corner.

Pearl was on a step ladder leaning over the stainless steel laundry sink which was filled with water. She had a baby doll which she was plunging in the water. She'd take its head and shove it down hard into the water and hold it there then bring it up and do it again. I watched her for what felt like an eternity. I was stunned.

"Pearl," I snapped, "What the hell are you doing?"

She turned and looked at me with no expression, "Just playing, Auntie."

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10+ Times Dads Took Their Jokes To Another Grade

It’s very likely that you’ve already evidenced a few dad gags in their own lives. Dads love to agony their children with such pranks and they are so embarrassingly bad that they end up being funny.

Bored Panda accumulated some of the best pa jokes captured on camera, proving that while the laughs themselves may be cringe-worthy, they’re also fairly humorous to look at. A large-hearted shout out to all of the awesome papas who come up with so many the resources necessary to exasperate their minors in most ridiculous paths!

If you’ve captured a daddy pun on camera, be sure to add it to this list. Don’t forget to comment and upvote other pa gags as well!

# 1 My Dad Just Moved To Tokyo. I Requested For A Picture Of The Position From His Apartment …

# 2 After A Multi-year Battle I Lastly Persuaded My Dad To Improve His Old Nokia 3310 To An Iphone. The Custom Phone Case He prescribed For It Arrived Today ..

# 3 Dad’s Office

# 4 My Girlfriend’s Dad Sent Me This Visualize Of Himself Today

# 5 Happiness Level – Dad

# 6 My Dad Was Seeming At Me Like This For Like 5 Minutes Until I Ogled Down At His Plate

# 7 Dad, Why ..

# 8 My Dad Said My Dog Took Over My Room After I Left For College. He Sent Me This …

# 9 My Friend’s Dad Is A Dentist. This Is His Pumpkin For Halloween

#10 A Girl Got A Text From A Boy Asking To Ascertain Her In Her Bra, Dad Replied

#12 My Dad Keeps Placing This Around To Scare Me

#13 Exact Photo Description Of A Dad Joke In Action

#14 Dad Told His Daughter That The Turkey Was Pregnant

#15 Daughter Asked For Frozen Gifts This Christmas ..

#16 My Dad Is An Ob/ gyn, And Was On-call For Christmas. This Is How He Extended To Round On Patients This Morning.

#17 Never Ask Your Dad To Introduce You Stuff At School

#18 Marilyn Manson’s Dad Stunned Him At His Recent Photo Shoot With Terry Richardson. Proof That Its A Father’s Duty To Humiliate Your Children As Often As Humanly Possible

#19 God Damnit, Dad …

#20 My Apartment Lost Power For Two Date. I Complained To My Dad, And Minutes Later, I Got A Text: “They’re On The Action! “

#22 So My Friend Has Her First Driving Lesson With Her Dad

#23 Was In My Room Considering When My Dad Sent Me This Photo

#24 When Your Dad Thinks Your Bath Bomb Is A Toilet Cleaner

#25 My Dad Simultaneously Discovered Snapchat And Started Embellishing For Halloween … This Is The Result

#26 My Daughter Had A Nightmare About Me Getting Sucked Into The Computer, After She Watched Tron. This Is What She Will Wake up To

#27 Just Got Home From Work And Found This Document From My Dad On The Fridge … A Little Confused, I Went To Into The Front room To Find My Cat As Promised. Thanks Dad!

#28 My Uncle And Dad Found My Cousin’s Hair Extensions, And Sent The Whole Family Glamour Shots

#29 My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

#30 My Dad And His Morbid Sense Of Humor Make Their Way To The Family Reunion

#32 Went On My Husband Sauntering The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing “spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does”

#33 My Friend Ran Out Of Lunch Bags, His Dad Is A Cop …

#34 My Dad Asked If We Craved To Read A Portrait Of His Pride And Joy

#35 My Mates Dad Is Officially Having A Mid Life Crisis! He Ordered This From Thailand …

#36 My Dad Likes To Get Up To Hijinks When Left Alone

#37 My Wife Didn’t Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

#38 This Is Why I Can’t Take My Dad To Nice Region …

#39 Mom Said She Wanted A Smaller Tree For The Holidays This Season. Dad Came Home With This

#40 My Dad Reached A Good Snowball I Guess, He’s Really Proud, He Even Saw This Photo His Profile Picture ..

#42 You Can Tell Me I’m A Bad Dad But This One Is Biding In The Baby Album

#43 My Dad, The Belly Flop King, About To Ruin My Moms Afternoon

#44 My Dad Returned A Kitten Home And Give It Drive

#45 How To Realize Your Kids Hate You

#46 My Dad Just Sent Me This With The Caption “Minotaur”

#47 “I Think My Dad Is Happy About My Stepmom’s Early X-mas Decorating Spree. He Captioned This On Facebook ‘This Is What Happens When You Come Out Of Your Box Bfore Thanksgiving You Damn Dirty Elf'”

#48 Graduation Gift From Dad

#49 My Dad Loves Neon Yellow Operating Gear. People Always Joke That He Gazes Like A Highlighter. So He Became One

#50 My Sister Posted A Paint To Facebook, My Dad Responded

#52 My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To Accompany Why He Was Laughing So Hard ..

#53 My Dad Went Mushroom Picking In Oslo And Sent Me This On Whatsapp

#54 To Not Lose A Baby Kitten In The House, My Dad Does This

#55 Here Is My Dad’s Gift To My Younger Sister. He Announces It The “Birth Control Blanket”

#56 My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Ear Rings For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement

#57 “Fancy Name For A Fart” My Dad Whispered While Shopping ….

#58 My Dad Made Me Earrings For My Birthday

#59 Ten Minutes After I Tell My 68 Time Old Dad What Hipsters Are, He Returns Back Like This. He Expects “Did I Do It Right? “

#60 I Questioned My Dad For $10 For Gas, He Announced “Sure, It’s In The Top Left Drawer Of My Computer Desk”. Thanks, Dad

#62 My Son Craved “cold Hard Cash” For His Birthday

#63 “I Only Want Tiny Pancakes Today.” Troll Dad Obliges

#64 My Mom Asked My Dad If He Was Man Enough To Pick Her Up Something After He Get Off Of Work, So He Mailed Her This.

#65 My Dad Is Building An Outhouse. This Is What He Sends Me …

#66 So I’m Putting Stuff Into The Attic When My Dad Runs In Bellowing “why? Why? Why? “

#67 How Shopping With Dad Is Better Than Patronizing With Mom

#68 Every Time My Dad Visits He Disguises A $20 Bill Before He Leaves. This Place Is By Far The Excellent. I’ve Been Clearing Coffee Like This For A Week Before I Noticed

#69 So Me And My Dad Were Out Browsing Army-navy Store When Then He Shed This At Me And Said, ‘she Cant Laugh At What She Cant Meet! ‘

#70 My Dad Hates Wrapping Presents So He Precisely Did This

#72 Told My Dad I Was Get Flying, This Is What He Had To Say About It

#73 While Vacationing My Dad Discovered An Discount Candy Store. When I Did I Didn’t Miss Anything He Sent Me This

#74 My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Nose Ring For Christmas. I Can Just Contain My Excitement

#75 Dad Humor

#76 My Dad Posted This On Facebook And No One Got It( Including Myself ). Everyone Was Anticipating He Fell Down And Hurt Himself. His Reaction: “Staged Photo, All Is Well. It Was The First Day Of Fall”

#77 My Father Stumbles Me With Dad Jokes When My Guard Is The Lowest

#78 How My Dad Is Moving Out Gifts This Year

#79 I Am Living Abroad And Asked My Parents To Celebrate My Dog’s Birthday Since I Am Away. My Dad Texted Me This Picture Titled, “birthday Party”

#80 Every Year My Dad Gets Us Odd Religous Candles Around The Holidays. This Year He Actually Outsmarted Himself

#82 My First Time Leaving Her, And Dad Decides This Is The Photo To Transport ..

#83 Many Years Ago My Dad Got To Meet Christopher Reeves. The Follower Of Steel Did Not Appreciate His Shenanigans

#84 Asked My Dad What He Was Doing With His Tax Return And He Sent Me This

#85 Cleaning Out Some Of My Dad’s Old Files. I Don’t Know What I Expected

#86 My Dad Ran Up To Me In The Garden Centre Yesterday And Requested Me To Take A Photo Of His ‘Massive Tits’.

#87 My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Required A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed ..

#88 Every Equinox, My Dad Counterbalance An Egg Upright And Sends Me The Pic. This Year, He Outsmarted Himself

#89 We Just Had Our First Baby. My Sister-in-law Who Lives Far Away Sent Us This Text And This Is All My Husband Reacted With

#90 Make It Go. Dad Considered It Was So Funny

#92 My Dad Thought Waking Me Up As The Easter Bunny Would Be Too Clich …

#93 My Dad Spent 5 Era Schooling His Feline To Do This

#94 My Dad Wore This Shirt To His Colonoscopy

#95 My Dad Just Got His Chest Port For Chemotherapy Today. Here He Is Researching It Out

#96 My Dad Just Sent Me This …

#97 Friend Sent Me This Pronouncing “it’s Not My Flaw She Has No Imagination”

#98 My Dad Insisted On Getting His Image Taken With This “Giant Kotex Pad” At Sam’s Club

#99 My Dad Emailed Me This Depict Of Himself After Going An Ipad, The Title “Here Come The Sun”

#100 This Was My College Graduation Present. Over $1500 Of Change My Dad Saved Over The Last-place Four Times

#102 Dad Gave Me An Eye-Pad As A Gift This Christmas. He Envisaged It Was So Funny …

#103 My Dad Said If I Took Constituent In His Stupid Photo Idea, I Wouldn’t Have To Shovel For The Rest Of The Day

#104 I Got In An Disagreement With My Dad Earlier Today And Simply Now He Came Into My Room, Threw This Down, And Left Without Saying A Word( i’m Allergic To Peanuts)

#105 “i Asked For Money This Christmas, So My Dad Individually Wrap 100 Single Dollar Bills”

#106 Should I Be Obsessed About My Dad?

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