#I didn't.

[gamer-comix]

so did anyone have "boob size slider in an official pokemon game" on their 2024 bingo

[thetrippy]

It's always Gibbon time round these parts 🤠🐒

[maris-snack-shop]

:0000 MARI ARE YOU OKAY?!?! You just blacked out!

(She's okay.)

(Though you may have forgotten where she is.)

(Needless to say, she's going to need help once she wakes up.)

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

i suppose there isnt anything we can do to change this outcome now. i hate having to trap phenex like this when i feel like we're missing so much of what really happened when michael escaped.

valefar, i am aware what phenex has done is... pretty much treason. but i believe michael has a kind of malicious sway over him, and it isnt completely phenex's fault. thats... what i believe, anyways, and i like to think i have good reason to believe it.

i think she wouldn't have turned on the court like that if not for michael's sway. just... to keep in mind. - jester

Do you know him well enough for that? Do you, truly?

Do any of us?

-Duke Valefar.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

[czerwonywilk]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[goldrogerstits]

[daclium]

Researcher

[unsung-idiot]

some quick drawings of little Soos I made a while ago

[posalis]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[aimasup]

Favouritism

Bill get a hold of yourself man

[blorbopolis]

im cooking