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It's an honour to blog the end of the world with you all
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localcryptid 🔁 gaydesandpersephone
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why is everyone more upset about the cows and not the actual people he killed
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because cows offer something of value to society and cops don't
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oh my god it's not funny that he killed so many living creatures?? killing cows should be considered a serious red flag for the love of god. cows are intelligent animals. they can problem solve. they have best friends. stop memeing about this
#new zealand #cows
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🍋 seriousperilforward 🔁 biunderland98
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Why take it out on the cows though?
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the cows were spies for the government, obviously
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well of course he used sheep
#kiwi mutuals please don't unfollow I love you I swear #new zealand
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❓️ pollsotd 🔁 hewhobecamethesun
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given the discourse it is time we settle this once and for all. vote now or forever hold your peace.
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he's literally not a necromancer, he's a scientist who discovered new elements
#propaganda
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hillo yewchewb todey I'm redickorating my necromantic lair
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you're just jealous you still have the union jack on your flag
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idk elon musk's involvement feels like a red flag
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they cut my funding I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] blow up this entire planet
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#the locked tomb#john gaius#I think john would appreciate the self-destructive nature and cycles of revenge in the radiant emperor#in a I relate to these characters a normal amount 🤡 way#also I don't know enough about homestuck for the perfect homestuck joke I'm sure exists. alas.#I did not check any urls any resemblance to real urls is purely coincidence. except for those I stole from my friends#hello darling rapha kenzie and meg I hope you don't mind giving you cameos when I ran out of url ideas or wanted to make a cowspy joke#in my heart nz has the laser kiwi flag by the time john blows up the world. at least the silver fern flag or something.
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