#I did download bumble in my time of weakness send thots and prayers

[yermes]

Listen I can bake a lot of things but I CANNOT bake away this horniness idk why.

After a very unfortunate reading i am ready to get hurt again and lets do a card pull to see how you to can manifest some DIQUE into ur life (or pussy idc)

Pick a meme

Pick a card

(The lovers card slid out of the deck I don’t make the rules so +1 card)

The chariot 🪻

This card represents cancer

Girl just go out and get some this card represents willpower, and self assurance and the know how that in any challenge you can rise to the top and get what you want. You won’t get any just sitting there just try and initiate something. Try and take control of your situation. (Use consent I know this is a commanding card but I mean in ur action to find someone yk? Yk)

Five of cups reversed 🪼

You just took a fat L in the relationship or sexual partner category. Srry queen. Don’t let this fatigue or set back get you down to hard. This card reversed means acceptance, forgiveness, and nostalgia. Being firmly against forgiving people who hurt us… FORGIVE YOURSELF. Take your time to move on good things will come to you just take a first step in apologizing to yourself you deserve it queen. Stop being mean to yourself and forgive yourself the world is mean enough to you as is you don’t have to add to it.

Knight of cups reversed 🐦‍⬛

Bitch get the fuck out of the daydream of a sneaky link or a relationship or whatever and just do it. Staying in the dreamy phase may be fun. Having crushes are fun. But staying within it will cultivate jealousy, and disappointment. Nothing will match up to your perfect dreamy standard just go out there and fuck around and find out. Don’t dream of the opportunity GET an opportunity.

+1

Lovers 🩷

A big part of this card represents self healing so on one hand I am advising u to do some self love (wink wink)

But it also does represent meaningful connections and relationships. It can also represent other ties but in terms of this reading yk. So I guess you won the reading just go ask ur partner for some IG you lucky duck.

Srry if ur ace I know this reading probs won’t apply to a majority if not all of y’all.