#I decided a supervillain who wants to remove French words from English out of personal hatred for William the Conqueror would be funny

[faolonfiendrender]

You see, It all started in my childhood. That fucker William kicked my kin out from our home. While I have been given a long life, I hate him. I hate what he has done to my tongue. Now, after many years! I have the speechlore to remove his blight on my tongue! Wait! That’s l'interrupteur de marche arrière. Putain ! Je parle maintenant sa langue maudite.