#I couldnt find any written lyrics of this version im sorry if any are wrong

[fizzle-y]

WE NEED TO START TALKING ABOUT THE 2018 SEATTLE SPACE AGE BATCHELOR MAN BECAUSE?? WHAT.

"Born to a body no doctor could comprehend, nor no nurse could resist, the last hope for the planet. While others flee from danger, he runs to it, for he IS the danger..."

"for only the space age bachelor man can stop our queen destroying planet earth-MY GOD!"

"or the completion of her laser, the earth doesn't stand a chance, and the only thing that may save the day is your LEGENDARY MEGA SUPER DANCE!!"

*the queen of the cat aliens is introduced* "wow! shes freaking hot!"

I really wished I had a video (or even lyrics) but as far as I could tell instead of count dog-u-lous its an evil cat queen (played by constance) who wants to destroy earth and they? I think have a dance off? or fight or something