#I could ramble to you regarding every deduction regarding why this was genuinely insane
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FORGOT ABOUT THE AA4 BALLOON VIDEOS FROM MY BIRTHDAY IN JULY
#goober.txt#valant gramarye#aa4#best friend and I made these! there are videos of us acting out brother arguments with the kristoph and klavier ones! they are very loud!#BY THE WAY THE VALANT BALLOON SURVIVED UNTIL SEPTEMBER (LAST TO GO. NATURAL DEATH). THE KLAVIER ONE WAS SECOND TO GO (ACCIDENTAL MURDER).#kristoph went first. I am dead serious when I tell you he was never found.#I could ramble to you regarding every deduction regarding why this was genuinely insane#there were two types of balloons we used. 1. tie dye ones and 2. solid color ones. these three were the solid color ones.#we knew two things: 1. the tie die balloons constantly popped. 2. the solid color ones never did.#we heard balloons pop only TWICE. and when they did their remains were clearly that of the tie dye ones. they pop VERY loudly.#the solid color ones deflated. every single one of them. they never went out by popping. this means that. hypothetically.#kristoph died by the former. evidence for this: HE WAS ALREADY LIKE THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL PRE-DEATH ARE YOU KIDDING. HIS TIME WAS SOON#THIS MEANS. HYPOTHETICALLY. IF HE JUST DEFLATED. HE COULD BE FOUND. HIS BODY COULD BE DISCOVERED. RIGHT.#WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
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