#I can't think of examples rn but like. it's wack

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

Asthma in media: *gentle cough cough* oh no 🥺 I'm having an asthma attack 🥺 🥺 *cough cough* 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 it's very hard 🥺 🥺 🥺

Asthma in real life: *on the floor, chest hurting from coughing, coughs sound like you have the black plague, wheezing after fits are over, still sticks out hand with thumbs up once it fades* "...I'm fine I swear"

[divinelolita]

i wanna laugh and i wanna laugh rn😪

its been so long(literally a few days) since i sent smthhh

ill boost u bae dw

AHEM

mk so the whole band(um seperate fic duh) with a bf who be freakishly nice n shit(i feel like ivd sent this bf dont expose me if i did) like if a band member accidentally hit him in the face he would say sorry and say some dumb shit like "im so sorry i shouldn't have been in the way of your elbow. " like what💀💀

or if someone was trying to confess or smth he'd be like "i really don't want to hurt you but no." maybe even as a band memeber is right next to them

and arguments with this mf is probably hell like if it was a band members fault he would accidentally make them think it wasn't and it was his(sometimes its on purpose but they figure it out later) OFC these r examples use what u want🧍🏾

BAHSBDKDBDO I CANFT STOP LAUGHING ON THE FIRST ONE

THE BAND X EXTREMELY NICE READER

teehee i have an essay to write but ummmmm that doesn't matter rn 😇 uhh also if it's bad sorry idk what's going on with me

BILL:

・He's so confused how you can be nice all the time

・He really does try to be nice but he just snaps sometimes omg 💀

・He wonders when your breaking point is

・Like if he turns around carrying something and wacks your fucking face he's so confused why you're not YELLING at him

"Yeah and then- *WHACK* -OH SHIT M/N I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY?! -"

"No, no Bill I'm fine! It didn't hurt that much."

"..what."

・He just stares at you with his jaw dropped low, slowly nodding to himself

・Or like if he knocks something over and you apologize for it

(I've done that so many times...)

・Reassures you it's not your problem 🤞

TOM:

・nahh you got him FUCKED UP bae.

・He doesn't understand how you can be so nice, I feel like he's a brutally honest mf 💀

・If your in public and somebody is being rude to you and you're just kinda standing there, still staying calm???

・He's just looking at your features trying to find ONE small piece of anger or frustration

・I feel like y'all are couple opposites.

・Like he'd obviously have a soft spot for you 🤗 but he doesn't see the reason to be nice to others when he knows it's not his fault

・Arguments with him oh my god...

・If you keep apologizing and saying it's your fault he eventually sits next to you to comfort you, assuring you everything's okay.

"It's not your fault, M/N. I promise.."

・You'd somehow warm him up a bit, he barley notices himself becoming more kind and carefree.

GEORG:

・was his color green or blue omg i can't remember

・He's...so confused.

・Like if he accidentally smacks you with his elbow and you aren't crying or cursing

"M/N? M/N ARE YOU-"

"I'm okay! It just stung for a second haha..!"

"..."

"..."

・He gets you but he doesn't.

・He just can't see himself being so giddy and happy and nice.

・Anger turns into confusion in arguments, why are you so mad at yourself?

・Loves you so fucking much though, always reminding you that you are amazing and didn't do anything wrong.

GUSTAV

・AHHHH HE GETS YOU!!!!!

・He understands you so much oh my god, he just loves you even more now.

・He'd also try to keep you from blaming yourself.

・Like if he knocks something over and you apologize.

"Oh shit I'm sorry I should have moved it-"

"No honey you're fine, I should've looked where I was going.."

・MWA MWA HE LOVES YOU

・Very slightly confused on how you never snap, how you always keep calm

・He wishes he could be like you bae 💔💔

・In arguments he just tries to calm himself and you down, actually sitting down and talking about how you both feel

OH SHITTT I NEED TO DO THAT ESSAY

[inamagicalhallucination]

#my mind is so completely blanking on hcs rn oh my gosh#ummm#they both try teaching atsushi to drive#and he ends being the best worst driver ever#they both try teaching atsushi a lot of things#things which vary from sensible to absurd#which stacks on top of atsushi’s already wack assortment of knowledge lmao#kunikida always ends up paying for things when they go out#even though he insists every time that its the last time

@karmicpunishment

omg same brain - ive got the same headcanon that they taught atsushi to drive but he picked up the worst habits from both (he drives akutagawa somewhere once and akutagawa thinks hes trying to kill him)

i also like them teaching atsushi opposite things - like kunikida is like ill teach u taxes and dazai is like lemme teach u the joys of tax fraud

and kunikida is like let me tell u how to book an appointment at the doctors for things that yosano can't do for whatever reason and dazai is like lemme teach u how to avoid all doctors

but yea yea they both teach him things they personally deem important

kunikida, for example teaches him how to cook, how to deal with dazai, how to do his paperwork, how to write/come up with ideals, how to fight, how to break the law in a ideal and honest way, etc

and dazai teaches atsushi how to lie (with slow success), how to fake his death, how to strategize, how to utilize what he reads about ppl, how to get a new identity and start a new life, how to commit credit card theft

and yes!! kunikida pays for everything - dazai loses his wallet via suicide attempts like on the daily and kunikida may not say it but atsushi is still new to having money so he cant always buy the things he wants

dazai and kunikida being older brothers for atsushi >>>>

someone tell me their fave headcanons for this trio

[italiantea]

trying to unpack fushiguro's weirdass moral compass instead of sleeping

it's megumi brainrot hours again let's gooo

based on memory because I can't be bothered to get specific quotes rn, here's what we know about fushiguro's view on saving people, in chronological order:

he has no intention of saving 'bad people' e.g. unlicensed drivers who hit little children with their cars

the reasoning he provides for 1 is 'what if the person you save ends up killing another person?'

he wants to provide fairness to as many 'good people' as possible

jujutsu sorcerers are not heroes. they exist in a unique position where no one can truly judge them

he chooses who he wants to save based on his own conscience, and doesn't really care if that decision is right or wrong

there are some obvious inconsistencies in this. based on 2 and 3, it would seem like his reasoning is consequentialist: he wants the most 'good people' to benefit from his actions. if someone else is harmed as a result, then he would feel responsible.

however, his decision to save itadori despite his great potential to harm other people immediately contradicts this reasoning. at first he has no good answer to why he saved him, and after contemplation he settles on 4 and 5.

so here's how I see it. based on his behaviour in middle school, we can see that fushiguro has a childish black and white view on morality. he splits people into either 'good' or ’bad’, and can't handle dealing with either type. he's so repulsed by 'bad people' that he went out of his way to beat up all the delinquents at school even though they didn't do anything to him personally. he also considers tsumiki, his older sister and only remaining family member, to be a 'model good person'.

one thing to consider is how important figures (like close family members) influence a person's worldview. for example, itadori's grandfather's dying wish and kamo's status as heir of a prestigious family are both powerful driving forces in shaping what the characters deem as 'the right thing to do'.

in contrast, fushiguro is a very private and self reliant person. unlike most other kids, he doesn't have a typical guardian figure to rely on to guide him (gojou aside— that man's moral compass is pretty wack anyway and as a young adult+the busy strongest sorcerer he most likely couldn't be a proper parental figure for him either) tsumiki tries to act her part as the older sister, but seeing as she's a non-sorcerer, there's a lot of things he can't go to her for guidance for. this is probably why his worldview is so black and white; he's had to rely solely on his own judgement without considering other people's opinions. having dealt with jujutsu related bs since childhood, he's learned that he can't afford to be indecisive, he can only rely on himself and stand by his own choices.

I think fushiguro entered jujutsu tech with this kind of childish moral compass. at the start of the series, he's only been enrolled for a few months. with all things going normally, he probably hasn't encountered moral dilemmas quite on the level of 'what if the good person you save is hosting an evil bloodthirsty demon inside him'. even the detention center example is pretty cut and dry— someone who purposely and repeatedly engages in reckless driving, and has already harmed an innocent child can be pretty solidly put in the 'bad people' category without much contention. so far he can still say his reasoning is to save as many good people as possible, and someone who is likely to harm other people in the future is not worth saving.

this is when itadori comes into the mix. though by his reasoning itadori's life should not be saved, he realizes that he can't stand to let him die. this is for two reasons: 1. itadori is what he classifies as a 'good person', and he wants to save good people. 2. he feels personally responsible for itadori's situation, as he swallowed the finger to help save him on a mission.

this is probably the first time he's had to confront such a moral dilemma, and throughout the series we can see him settling in his decision. he decides that despite the immense risk of harming innocent people in the future, he will save anyone he deems to be a good person. despite what he said about the detention center case, he's willing to risk innocent people's lives in the process of standing by his choice to save someone. this is reminiscent of virtue ethics, namely the idea that ’if you are a good person, you will do good things, and to be good, you must do good' and 'we do not do good things because of an analysis of the end result or of an equation to decide how many people to help versus harm. Rather, we do the right thing, or good thing, because of our good character as demonstrated throughout our life.' (source)

all in all I think a lot of factors shaped fushiguro's worldview into what it is. the unique role jujutsu sorcerers play in the world, being aware of the unfairness of the world from a young age, the lack of close guiding figures, his own strong sense of self reliance and responsibility... etc. tsumiki's curse also plays a role in this; she's his only remaining family member, one of the few people he holds dear. tsumiki, a 'model good person' is someone he has a personal bias in trying to save. in other words, his fixation on saving 'good people' stems from his desperation to save 'people like tsumiki'.

anyway jujutsu kaisen is about a lot of things but mainly it asks the question 'if we placed the safety of humanity in the hands of a ridiculously strong minority of unstable traumatized teenagers would that be fucked up or what' and the answer is yes