#I can't help it. Theyre gay and in love.

[harleyification]

that swamp tribe korra au idea sounds g e n i u s

JSAIDOJSAJIODAS THANK YOU ANON!! YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT!! here, have some more of my thoughts since I've been thinking of this AU non-stop and have been researching a LOT:

Korra's animal guide is still Naga, but I'm changing her species to fit Korra and the Swamp Tribe more! Here's a sketch I made a few days ago of Naga, the Wolverine-Deer!!

+ Some other sketches of animal guide ideas!

Naga's deer side is more inspired by the Sika Deer, since their adults tend to keep their spots! I chose the wolverine rather than the badger because wolverines are typically loner animals that can take down both predators and prey DOUBLE the size of them, which I think fits Korra's character more!

I've also been doodling around with Korra's design a little bit, since I don't think it would be a 1-to-1 copy of her canon design. Still, I haven't been able to settle down on anything just yet - especially since I've been trying to give the Foggy Swamp Tribe more of a culture rather than just being the Water Tribe's hillbilly cousins. I'm trying to combine both Native American tribes that lived in Florida and other wetlands with the obvious Vietnamese inspiration their tribe has! It's...taking me a bit, though, since I am researching multiple things at once while also being A Responsible Adult, skldjaldaja

So far, I'm settling down on these facts for my fic (cause I WILL BE WRITING THIS - SOMEDAY!!):

Senna is from the Foggy Swamp Tribe. Tonraq is still from the NWT. After his banishment, his ship veered off course and ran into the Swamp Tribe's delta, where he met Senna and decided to stay! He's not the chief, however, as I'm thinking that the most enlightened elders of the tribe are the elected leaders (maybe one has to meditate at the Banyan-Grove tree first before leading the FST?), and it is someone else at this current moment in time.

Sokka isn't dead! I headcanon that he died due to injuries in the Red Lotus attack, and..well...I don't think that goes exactly as planned in this AU, sjadkajdlade. Due to this, and thanks to him figuring out first that the water avatar was most likely Swamp Tribe, he has a bit of influence in Korra's life!

(Zukka will be in this btw, since I Love Them, but they won't take priority.)

Korra wasn't taken by the White Lotus when they discovered who she is. The Foggy Swamp Tribe is very protective of their own and who they see as family, loyal down to the bone, and when the White Lotus says that Korra has to go to their Southern Water Tribe facilities to be taught bending, they REFUSED it. I like to think that the family unit and community is INSANELY important to the Foggy Swamp Tribe, and just because Korra is the avatar doesn't mean that she needs to be taken away from her home.

So, basically, Korra grew up with her community and has childhood friends rather than being isolated like in canon! This changes a bit in how she approaches Mako, Bolin, and Asami when she meets up with them eventually. (AKA, fuck the romance triangle, I ain't doing that)

The entire plot of Korra has changed - due to Sokka being alive, Korra's stance on non-benders is different. Due to growing up in the Foggy Swamp Tribe, who teaches the ideals of everything and everyone is connected and that connection is important, Korra also goes about defeating Vaatu differently. Due to Tonraq never making it to the SWT, almost everyone thinks he's dead (mail can't exactly get through tall trees or extremely vicious animals), so Korra never even met Unalaq either...

That's all that I have thought of for now! Thank you for the ask, Im so SO HAPPY that you like my silly lil FST Korra AU!!!!

[prof-peach]

Ok. Weird ask. But I think you all would be best to ask.

My two oldest Mons are my Venusaur Turnip and my Butterfree Keet both’re male and this will be relevant later. I’m older now and retired from adventuring, and I noticed that Turnip has started blowing off pollen, and Keet would flap around him doing an elaborate dance.

Bow I know my mons well, and I know these’re the mating rituals for both of their species but…. They’re from different egg groups! I know mons can be gay, hell I am. But is it normal for some Pokémon to mate outside of their egg group?

I mean, if theyre into each other, not like anything can come of it? Each butterfree will have a unique mating dance, so maybe that is the case, and if they seem to be trying to reproduce, perhaps its a good opportunity to take in some abandoned eggs, every single daycare I can think of will have some just in incubators, left by trainers and the pokemon. Maybe discuss with them taking on an egg? They might want to, or not. You know your pokemon, if you think this is whats going on, then encourage, support, yadda-yadda, you know, the whole thing we do for loved ones. Doesnt exactly hurt anyone, in fact its kind of sweet and could help some random left over egg.

Attraction is attraction, but this behaviour is also quite normal even without that subject in the mix. The two species do tend to work in tandem wild to encourage each other. That theyre old friends may be an attraction, or in nature this is how these two species help each other.

A butterfree wafting around that pollen will spread it further, and that pollen can mix with some actual plants and encourage certain species to seed, spread, and bloom. More blooms, more food for butterfree. They are a vital part of the ecosystem, and pollinators, though they are usually too big for most flowers, so they use their wings and spread the pollen that way. Now im not saying they both aint a little fruity, hell, arent we all? But the behaviour is from what I can gather from how youre talking about it, normal even in nature with regards to encouraging healthy foodchains. We see it often enough.

Sexuality aside, pokemon often help each other outside of species and egg groups, because a healthy group of one pokemon will encourage other things to move along at the right rate in the environment. To be 100% sure i'd have to see it, but sounds like nothing you need to worry about. Crossing egg groups can't result in anything typically, without heavy engineering, or some weird random stroke of dumb luck. I'd not stress yourself over it, and simply see if thats what theyre doing, and if you can help them live their life now youre all retired from the adventures. Maybe its time for their next chapter and some young blood running around causing chaos for you all.

[genderqueerdykes]

Hey this is a genuine question but what’s a butch and what are « lesboys » ? Are they the same ?

Because I’m really confused on how transman can be lesbians if they consider themselves as guys,

wouldn’t it defeat to whole definition on lesbian which is : « denoting or relating to women who are sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to other women, or to sexual attraction or activity between women. »

or a non man attracted to another non man ,

but since transman are MAN how can they and WHY would they consider themselves as lesbian , when there’s so many other labels they can use like « queer »

Yeah that’s my question and I hope you can help me find an answer to it and sorry If it’s not really clear since I mentioned 2 things that may or may not be related

Anyway thank youuuu

nah that's not what lesbian means at all.

thats the definition of the term "woman loving woman", or wlw for short. its a term that says exactly what it says.

lesbian attraction is a form of queer attraction. much like gay, it is an umbrella term that includes many people. lesbians can be any gender. lesbians can be genderfluid, bigender, genderqueer and trans. lesbians are not all cis women.

a lesboy is a lesbian who idenitifies as a boy/man and a lesbian, or feels their lesbian identity is boyish/manly in some way.

a butch is a masculine queer person who can have any gender, including man. butches can be men.

where does "non-men" begin and end, exactly? why would a bigender woman be disqualified from lesbianism because they have multiple genders? what about genderfluid lesbians? what about lesbians who used to be men? what about lesbians who want to be men?

"but since transman are MAN how can they and WHY would they consider themselves as lesbian , when there’s so many other labels they can use like « queer »"

the better question: is why does this bother you?

that is policing someone else's identity. how is it your right to tell trans men what terms they can and can't use? is this about the definition of lesbian or do you want to control how trans men identify? some trans men start in the lesbian community before realizing theyre trans men and still want to stay. some realize theyre lesbians after transitioning. there really are trransmasc butches out there. i highly recommend talking to some! we have every right to be here.

there are many reasons why that definition of lesbian is harmful and inaccurate. kicking trans people out of the lesbian community only hurts us. hope thats helpful

[ghousttm]

i feel like Evbo and Emf are different from most of everyone in parkour civilization, and it really adds to their dynamic

i like to think park civ culture is big on improving and looking after yourself and it makes most people not value one another or even have bonds or connections

This is especially apparent in the noob level where people would die quickly so its better to not get attached

and in the master level where you often form enemies than anything

even in the pro level its all about focusing on improving your own skills and doing your own thing. Most park civ citizens are closed off and dont bat an eye on other people, its the norm

Those two are one of the few people who helps others before themselves when it comes to it. I mean, theyre the only two people who actively did anything to fix the system

Evbo has always been someone who encourages others and wants to see others progress besides himself, indiscriminately

and emf seems to be someone who wants to help others (evbo), at first for the sake of greater good and a second time (jumping into the void) just because he wants to help his friend

Put two people who's whole thing is valuing another and have rarely ever been genuinely valued themself by others and you get yourself A Dynamic For Sure.

maybe emf's whole thing s'that he has always been one who helps the people he wants to succeed, but he never thought of himself succeeding anymore than what he already is. After all master is the highest he's sure he can get.. and his skills are very average for his rank. This is where he belongs, and he plays the part, as a small insignificant piece of a collective. He can't actually do more as himself, no that's evbo's thing! He's amazing and he's a walking talent, what emf is Supposed to do is support him!

But then suddenly, Evbo risked his life just to save him, and trusted him to be the new parkour champion

Him, emf, some nobody.

why? What did someone so great, someone who'd ascended above the highest rank he'd even known, see in someone so average?

but to Evbo, emf is so much more than average.

The average doesnt help him, doesnt believe in him, doesnt give him the chances to be able to be where he is at now, doesnt jump into the void like an idiot with no sure return. He's so so different than 'the average', Evbo has a trust and, dare i say, love for Emf that doesnt exist anywhere in parkour civilization

nowhere to anyone but to him and him only.

He was the first stars Evbo ever had seen. To evbo..

He doesn't look like the night sky,, the night sky looks like him.

They place a pedestal for one another in their own heads and i think that's precious.

In a civilization where everybody looks forward at the jumps in front of them and barely to their sides, to the people jumping with them

They look each other in the eyes, with a care and appreciation that's worth an extremely gay legend to be written about in parkour only to be summed up to "they were best friends" don't you know what it means to be more than allies in Second Era Parkour Civilization???

[cherrysturn1olo]

vampire love

vampire!matt x human!reader

warnings: swearing, bullying, physical fight, use of y/n. i think that’s it

As I make my way to the canteen, walking down the school corridor, my books in one hand and my bag on my back. Upon arriving at the canteen, I scan the sea of familiar faces, looking for my friends. Then, I spot Molly and approach her, greeting her with a warm hug. In a hushed tone, she whispers to me, "Have you noticed the new kids in the canteen? They're like... triplets or something." Molly points over to a table that's typically empty, but now it's occupied by three boys who bear a striking resemblance to one another. I approach Molly's level, my curiosity piqued, and inquire, "Are they juniors like us?" Molly confirms my suspicions with a nod, replying, "Yes, they're juniors." Looking at the three boys, I can't help but notice their uncanny resemblance. They look around the same age as me and Molly, but they seem to be dressed differently from the other students in the canteen. "Have you talked to them yet?" I ask Molly, intrigued by their presence. "No, not yet," Molly responds, her gaze fixed on the new kids. "They look kind of... intimidating," she adds with a hint of caution in her voice. I can sense her uncertainty as we stand there, observing the unfamiliar trio sitting at the once-empty table. “what’re their names?” i ask molly not knowing if she knew, i locked eyes with one of them as she said Molly smirks at my reaction and replies, "Everyone in school knows about the sturniolo brothers. They've been the talk of the town since they started here. Chris is the one who's involved in the drug scene and is quite the ladies' man i think he’s got a place at the frat house already . Nick is the one who's super funny and attracts girls despite being gay. more girls then his brothers actually " I look at the table where the theyre sitting and lock eyes with one of them, and I can't seem to break away from his icy gaze. Molly continues, "And the one on the far right is Matt. He gets a lot of female attention but doesn't reciprocate it. probably because has an ego the size of the fucking Eiffel Tower," Molly adds. I reply, defending Matt for some reason, "How do you know he has an ego if you've never spoken to him? Maybe he just doesn't like the attention." Molly notices my defensiveness and grins "You're oddly defensive about him," she teases. I try to brush it off. "No, I'm just saying you can't judge someone before talking to them." Molly rolls her eyes. "Trust me, everyone knows who sturniolo is. don’t waste your time on him..he won’t go for someone like you” i frown “what’s that supposed to mean?” i say frustration lacing my voice “he likes confident blondes that dress more..ladylike” she says. i had always been on the less feminine side spending my days in jeans and long sleeve v neck tops “oh well..can’t help but admire..” i say as matt looks over at me and smirks, i feel heat rise in my face did he hear what i said? i brush it off and sit down at my table with my friends, (kai , cameron, jules and stella) molly takes her seat next to me

after lunch we make our way to english class, the seating plan has changed…i look at the screen at the front of the classroom and it says i’m sat next to..matt sturniolo..i feel giddy inside as i process what i just read but that doesn’t last long as a wave of nervousness hits me like a truck…i sit next to him and he looks over at me his blue eyes now dark?? his eyes widened hands covering his mouth and nose…do i smell??..i quickly and subtly smell myself and i don’t smell..i look up at matt confused “are you okay?” i mumble. he just nods ok weird? i chose to ignore it and get on with my work as i don’t wanna let myself get distracted.

after class i walk outside my eyes scanning the parking lot until they land on Matt and his brothers. I'm caught off guard by a voice that pierces through the air, pulling my attention away from them. Marcus, my bully, approaches me with a smug look on his face. "Drooling over the new kids, huh?" he says, stepping closer and backing me into a wall. "I don't think they've even noticed you exist, and I don't think they ever will." my throat feeling dry with fear. He grins as he sees the intimidation on my face as i swallow the lump in my throat and mocks me. "What's wrong, cat got your tongue?" His words sting, and I feel small and powerless whenever he’s around .

all of a sudden i hear a foreign voice speak up “hey man the fuck you think your doing..pick on someone your own size jackass” i look up and it was him..matt. marcus smirks grabbing my by my shirt and picking me up with one hand “what’re you gonna do if i don’t tough guy” matts jaw tenses as he sees the panicked expression on my face and as he hears marcus’s insufferable cocky tone i know all to well “why don’t you just fight me asshole, pick on someone your own size for once?” and just like that marcus tosses you to the ground The fight between Matt and Marcus begins with a fierce exchange of punches and kicks. Marcus, clearly underestimating Matt's strength, throws a sloppy punch which is easily dodged by Matt. Matt responds with a swift and powerful punch to Marcus's stomach, sending him stumbling backwards. Marcus, disoriented and winded, tries to catch his breath. He then lunges forward, attempting to grab Matt, but Matt sidesteps him effortlessly. Matt grabs hold of Marcus's arm, twists it behind his back, and pushes him against a wall. Marcus struggles and flails, but Matt's grip is unyielding. Matt looks at him with a mixture of disdain and fury, his eyes darkening as his fangs slowly begin to emerge. chris and nick notice this and quickly pull jim away from marcus “control yourself” chris mumbled to matt so only he matt and nick could here and then speaks up agian “go help the girl..you clearly care” matt nods, dusting himself off and walking over to the corner of the parking lot marcus had tossed you to. he crouches down to your level “hey..are you okay? are you hurt do you want me to take you to the drs office” he asks with a soft tone, you look up at him your face tear stained, body trembling slightly “n-no m’okay thankyou though..you didn’t have to do that f’me” matt feels a pang of frustration, he didn’t wanna let anyone ever hurt you like that again..ge offers you a hand and helps you up “let me drive you home at least? you smile and nod as he takes you to his car and helps you in “i’m matt by the way” he says softly his tone comforting, you look up at him your expression still laced with shock and fear..you looked so precious..so small..so innocent he wants to protect you..he needs to

hi guys omf that’s the end of pt1 i know it seems to ruched and im sorry omg i didn’t realise till i reread it . i probably made tons of mistakes NRO ok PLEASE send requests PLEASE i’ll write them 🙂 i love you all thankyou for reading 🩵🩵

@sofia-is-a-sturniolo-triplet-fan

[simsor-talks]

OKAY FUCK IT nobody watched Moana 2 yet and I can't talk to them about it because spoilers but I have Things to say!!

Also yeah spoiler warning under the cut

Okay First of all: I LIKED IT okay it was GOOD at least in my opinion. The first half was a bit rushed and actually felt a lot like a series-turned-movie BUT the second half actually was awesome!!

I liked the new characters, theyre all autism lol Moni is my new blorbo he's so friend shaped I love him :3 And come on, even he wrote fanfiction about himself and Maui, so where's all the fanfics about them?? And apparently he was originally supposed to be Moana's love interest? Well, sorry Disney but he turned out too gay lmao

I liked the ending, I think it's really cool that we have Moana as a demigod, but I think it would be even better if they left Maui as a human. Idk it would be a really neat plot twist imo

ALSO Matangi. Ohh she's so cool. But also, the whole time she was on screen I thought she was manipulating Moana and that she's actually evil, until she said that Nalo is gonna kill her for helping her. I mean I really like her character, (she and Moana are hella gay too) but I think the movie would feel better if she was actually the bad guy :/ idk just a though

Hmm what else. OH the way they showed the culture, the clothes, the art it's all so beautiful, I really liked that. Got me really into researching polinesian culture

Oh right, and the songs. Mmm well they weren't bad, but it wasn't Lin Manuel Miranda either. I really like the vocals in most of them, but they do feel very different from the ones in the first movie

And Kakamora were really cute too :3 that Leader coconut and the one that went with them? They're gay. Everyone is gay in that movie. Get ready for Moni fanart because i'm currently obsessed with this guy.

Overall, I think it was a solid 7/10

[stgosupremacy]

HI SO TODAY WE R GONNA ANALYSE EVERY OFFICIAL SATOGOU POSTER (ok i couldnt get my hands on them all but)🥰

heres the thing no one asked for

there's hearts. 💯❤

honestly pretty chill but THERES HEARTS-

ok so theres not much else going on here but this is rlly cute of a poster lmao of the boys all cosy and cute <33 and ash drinking this cool soda lol

pikachu looks so cute omggggg

(@skyecrystal pointed out this was released on valentines day hehe) 😏

MORE HEARTS MWAHAHAHHAHAHA ok but like all their pokemon are clearly routing for them (esp lucario look at him)

ALSO random but i love how it's gohs pokemon looking directy at the present in gohs hand lol like theyre just waiting for him to fess up....AND GOH DEFO GAVE THAT PRESENT TO ASH AFTER THE SHOOT 💖😊😊

ehhhhh 4 gays 1 picture, keep scrollinggg....

(theyre all literally like 2 inches apart bahhaa)

OK BUT IM SORRY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHY THE WEDDING SUITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤨

love how ash is just totally sweetly oblivious and just smiling...

...gary is just acting chill and cool as always...

and goh is....just blushing and is internally screaming we can tell ok

I LOVE THIS ONE SMM LOL LOOK AT MR MIME HE KNOWS BAHAHAHAHHA 😏😏

and goh l i t e r a l l y getting distracted by ash- look at him !! 💖🤨 so distracted in fact that the ICING IS COMING OUT THE PIPING BAGGGGGG UGHGHGHHGH

and then chloe just being adorable ofc awh lmao

ah then we have to appreciate sobble and pikachu looking down at their trainers like 'we know what you guys are' 🥰

iLOVEEEE this one but the ones to come knock it off the bar holy heck 😤-

they literally couldnt be any close in this BAHAHHAHA AWWHHH teyre so cute <33 and ash's arm around him 🥺 I love how are just squashed up together while iris has the spotlight but they happy ^^

wait but we have to appreciate iris tho- LOOK AT HERRRRRR 💜💜

so uhhh...

still speaking of iris, she's so cute feeding pikachu right omg <33 💜🥺

andddddddd as much as i love and adore iris i couldn't help but notice something elseeee....it's not even that obvious idk if yall saw but

ash is feeding him.

he is literally feeding him-

ANDGOHISBLUSHING

LIKE

wow

also love goh's red socks theyre slayin

BUT ANYWAY gosh i love iris OBVS but everyone was like aww iris and pikachu cute aww-

LIKE HELLO?? have you seen this over here omg. the little cherry blossoms falling on them too (i cant help but notice some are shaped like hearts but they normally are anyway 🥰)

so yeah this one was defo anipoke being bold but uh

yall know which one is last 🙂🙂🙂

....

so i was like wow that is some REALLY good fanart dam-

BUT THEN

NO WAY THIS IS ACC REAL??????????????? NO IT RLLY IS OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T HOW IS THIS OFFICAL LMFAO look at them 😰

GOH IS FULL ON BLUSHING WITH ASH BEING PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS AND WINKING????? AND THEN LOOK HOW FKN CLOSE THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰 his cap is all squahed upwards bc of how close they are LMAO and ash is casually feeding himm...

again.

c'mon you can't tell me this isn't hinting at SOMETHING HERE 🙂🙂 WHOEVER IS DRAWING THESE OFFICIAL ARTS THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART <33

no like seriously combined with the gay shit from pokemon journeys they HAVE TO BE CANON LOL 🤩

THIS WAS SO FUN 😍 considering to tag this as satogou week 2023....which wasn't even my intention anyway but...HEY LETS DO IT!

#satogouweek2023 <3

(me considering if anyone is acc gonna read all of this 😀😀 )

[megabuild]

dear scott, i'm so glad you enjoyed my post. i have so much more like that in the barrel. i think ultimately it comes down to the fact that genuinely the way rendog talks about martyn like he's the one who got away is actually harrowing to me. he has this wistful self-deprecating serious tone that's rare for him and it sounds like he's at the funeral of a man who he got close to in the war but they both came home and married women and martyn killed himself or something and died closeted and ren regrets never answering his letters and calls for fear of being outted and no one at the funeral knows him so hes standing awkwardly watching his wife and family cry. except theyre coworkers. and he can literally text him. they are both invited to the same irl mcyter hangouts with grian and such. do you think he lies awake at night alone in his bed and thinks about how martyn is in bed with his literal wife and thinks bitterly about how if they had met earlier that they couldve had something. do you think he knows he's bisexual or do you think he's too sad that he can't have that blonde that he has given up on the prospect. i personally think having gay sex wouldn't help but joining an improv troupe would. love, evan

dear evan. im speechless. love, scott

[crushedsweets]

I loved the ask about ticciwork what it would be like if they were able to date! Now I was wondering what that would be like with Jack and Toby!

Though I’m not sure if they have the same chemistry as ticciwork. 😭

Btw you have forever engraved ninakate to my soul LMAO I love them so much!! ❤️

I ABSOLUTELY CAN i think theyre super cute + i have a really sweet ticcijack ask i wanna draw soon. im gonna go off on a tangent about their upbringing and how that'd impact their sexuality tho, cuz i think that'd be relevant .

this was written more like notes for a one-shot of them getting together, rather than the format i did for ticciwork

ok. so for starters, toby has a huge wall to get over. i dont really have sexuality hcs for many of the creeps (jane and kate r lesbians, lius a gay man, ninas bi are my only concrete hcs) BUT i know toby's upbringing involved his dad constantly demeaning him for being 'feminine' (anytime he did something with lyra), a pussy, calling him slurs, telling him to man up, insulting any gay man he might see on tv, etc. and toby hates his dad, so he'd have an easy time being like 'ok whatever old man like i give a shit if a guy fucks a guy' BUT he would still feel a ton of guilt and shame if he were attracted to a guy.

jack might be a little similar, not because his dad was constantly berating him, but he still grew up in a pretty traditional house and his uncles/cousins would often tease him cuz he liked to cook and bake and had a lot of empathy. but he also went to university, and while it was still in alabama, a lot of colleges and stuff are a lot more progressive so it wasn't something he dwelled on much. live and let live, basically

AND AS A RESULT, it would be MUCH harder for either of them to make a move. toby would push any feelings down so fucking fast, and jack would just shrug it off and say he doesn't have like.. the "right" to have such emotions. after all he's done.

but they've also had a ton of intimate moments. the amount of times toby's been sat in his boxers while jack has to stitch up his stomach is kinda obnoxious. the amount of times jack checks toby's temperature and scolds him for dumb shit. toby scoffing and grabbing jacks wrist to pull his hand off, but his touch lingers

jack wears his mask a lot, but toby would make a comment. "i wanna see what you look like. it cant be THAT bad." and then jacks like ? asshole. so toby backtracks and is like "ok but if it is bad, thats kinda cool" and jacks like 'dude shut up'. but then toby would try and go on about 'im serious man you're over here stitching me up every other week and im practically the only person you talk to. let me see' and jack thinks about it. maybe not that day, but eventually he would.

if toby has already kinda come to terms with liking guys, OR he's so oblivious to his own feelings, he might say something stupid like "oh shit you're hot dude why do u wear that stupid ass mask" and jack would get embarrassed. and try to put it back on, but toby would snatch it and toss it on some counter and say "ok well now i know so stop wearing it" and jacks like. ok. fuck you. fine.

and toby stares a lot. like. a lot a lot. and jack kind of knows. the echolocation and thermavision helps him know toby's head is turned his way, but he can't exactly pinpoint where toby's eyes are. but he keeps turning away

toby would eventually just ask 'you gotta know im looking at you , right?' and jack is like ...well i thought so. thanks for confirmation. and toby laughs it off but jack is getting embarrassed

jacks feelings would develop slowly and he'd recognize every single moment he feels something. tobys would develop more rapidly, but he has no fucking idea what he's feeling is romantic. he thinks jacks attractive as fuck, he likes intelligent people, he likes how jack challenges tobys toxic ass mindset (only after the fact, hates it in the moment), and jack does a lot for him. patches him up, cooks him good meals.

the ask i mentioned said something about jack touching toby's lip and toby keeps looking at jacks lips and theres crazy tension etc etc etc. i genuinely dont know who would kiss who first.

if it were jack, toby would sit there kinda stunned, and jack would pull away and fumble out an apology. then toby tells him to do it again. and again, and again.

if it were toby, jack would immediately kiss back. he's had it on his mind for a long time, but genuinely didnt think anything would come.

toby would ask what now. he wants jack to set some sort of guidelines. he hates rules but holy shit does he not know how to navigate this, not with jack. jack would shrug it off and theyd try not to talk about it. toby might not come back to see jack for a while, but end up really hurt and dragged there to get his arm popped back into place. and jack would have to ask why he stopped visiting.

toby would admit it, finally. something about 'because i fucking like you and its really fucking weird and i dont wanna ruin the whole medic patient pal thing we got going on but this entire fucking time ive been avoiding you, im thinking about you a hundred times more'. and jack would ask why he thinks its weird. and theyd talk for a while

jack would ask toby if he could kiss him again, and toby would say yes.

[im-fucking-dead]

give me two characters just vigorously making out. Like, nasty, make out session. Like, breathing through their noses cause they're too into it to break apart. They're dry humping, doing anything to get friction. BONUS POINTS IF THEYRE GAY. I love me some fagors (i say as a proud trans man who loves women 😝😝🗣️‼️‼️)

"I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss me"

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Blitzo x Stolas

18+ MDNI

word count: 971 words

Setting: this story isn't based off of any episode in Helluva Boss and any events like their arguments and where they split up or the trial against Blitzo don't affect and aren't affected in any way with this. More or so like those events didn't happen, but the story setting is still in hell and takes place in Stolas' mansion, specifically his bedroom.

Warnings: sloppy make out session, dry humping, cock grinding against cock, cock squeezing, dirty talk, neck biting, neck sucking, anything else that others may find

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Blitzo had had a hard day with fighting off some crazy demons that included Striker and some of the other idiots working with him. he put up a hell of a fight along with Moxxie and Millie, but by the end of it, he was exhausted, frustrated and of course, horny from it. man could this guy get horny and needy from one small simple thing happening. but lucky for him, he had his own little play toy waiting for him in his own little palace.

Blitzo kicks down the door of Stolas' room, ready to fuck, kiss or suck that damn bird till he had gotten all his cooped up adrenaline and frustration out. Stolas quickly looks up as the door flies open and both him and Blitzo lock eyes. Blitzo was panting and had a look in his eyes that told Stolas one thing....

"on the bed, now" ordered Stolas in a low, commanding voice, already unbuttoning his shirt as he watched the submissive owl not question a thing and stalk over to the bed, sitting on it and looking over at Blitzo with a mixture of emotions. excitement, confusion, concern, but he stays quiet, waiting for Blitzo like the good boy he was.

Blitzo smirks at how fast his pretty little toy obeys and once he finishes unbuttoning his shirt and throws it off, he is on top of Stolas in a matter of seconds, straddling his hips and hold his chin tightly between his fingers. "now...you're gonna be a good fucking slut and do what i want, okay?" Blitzo says in a mischievous, teasing voice that also held his frustration from earlier.

Stolas just nods but little imp isn't satisfied "i asked you a question you little whore...now answer it" Blitzo commands, his grip on Stolas' chin tightening as he glares at him dominantly "y-yes Blitzy...w-whatever you want..." Stolas whimpers out helplessly.

Blitzo just smirks and then finally collides his lips with Stolas', skipping the soft, gentle kissing all together and pushing it into a sloppy, messy make out. Stolas can't help but whimper softly into the kiss as their tongues intertwine, desperately clinging onto Blitzo.

"fuck...you're so fucking hot when you make those noises" Blitzo hums breathlessly through the kiss, tilting his head up to deepen the angle of the make out even more. (if that's even possible at this point) Stolas starts getting restless and starts to try to kiss Blitzo harder, drool collecting at the corners of his mouth as his and Blitzo's spit combine. They both start to not care about their intake of air and more on the intense heat that now circles the room around them.

sounds of whimpers, grunts, intense breathing, and a few moans here and there soon bounce off the walls. the two decided that the make out session was more important than breathing air, so they started to breathe through their noses to not even risk breaking the kiss apart for a millisecond. but in the end, that just fueled the other one on.

but Blitzo needs more like the dirty, horny little fuck he is. he was still straddling Stolas' hips and found it the perfect opportunity to solve one of his other problems he had been experiencing. Blitzo grabs Stolas tightly by the collar of his shirt and keeps the kiss strong, messy, and desperate before he then starts to roll his hips against the bird's, but did this man start off slow? nope.

Blitzo runts up against Stolas hard and fast, to a point he almost seemed desperate for some kind of friction to help his ever so growing situation. Within seconds he has Stolas moaning and gasping through the kiss that started to become even sloppier, rutting up so his dick rubs right up against Stolas' clothed dick, causing the perfect friction for both of the demons.

"nghh...f-fuck!..." Stolas whimpers out as he gets dry humped so hard he could almost see heaven from all the way down in hell. Blitzo pants while he tries to carry on the make out session still, but Stolas is so wrecked with him grinding against his dick that he can't even focus on it. so Blitzo moves his mouth down to the owl's neck and starts to bite and suck through the soft feathers and to his skin, leaving both bite marks and hickeys as he bucks his hips forward and back against Stolas' like some sort of deer in rut, the sound of fabric rubbing together along with whimpers, moans, and pants fill the air around the two.

Blitzo trails his mouth up to Stolas' ear and whispers in it lowly and dominantly "mhmm...so fucking hard for me pretty boy...you like when i dry fuck you...hmm?...you like when i treat you like the stupid slut you are?....look at you....the great prince squirming under a little imp like me...so hard and desperate to be fucked" if Blitzo wasn't dirty with his actions, he was dirty with his words and if he wasn't dirty with his words....never mind he is also talking like he is speaking to a fucking slut.

"mhmm...nglhhh...p-please...o-oh god...B-Blitzy....i-i need more...p-please" Stolas begs as i starts to buck his hips up into Blitzo's, desperate for more friction, more touch, anything to make his throbbing dick better. "oh don't worry my pretty little fuck toy...you'll get what you want" Blitzo whispers in Stolas' ear before reaching a hand down and grabbing Stolas' cock roughly through his pants, causing the prince's body to jerk and shudder as he lets out a loud moan and grips onto the bed sheets so tight he might just rip them.

"is that what you wanted you little slut?...wanted me to touch you hmm?...well don't worry my pretty boy...you'll get a lot more than just my hand on your cock tonight..."

(and i think you can guess where things went from there)

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this story probably isn't the best but this is my first time writing smut like this plus i finished this at one in the morning so cut me some slack here. i did my best. i also didn't re-read this so hopefully everything sounds and is spelled right.

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Round 1

Propaganda why Navier is insufferable:

"Endorses slavery"

"Being cheated on sucks. Yeah. But her anger at Rashta feels so tasteless. Your husband is taking advantage of the desperation of a SLAVE because slavery is legal in your empire, where you do most of the work ruling and making decisions because said husband is useless. You can't allow slavery to be legal and be a good person at the same time, even if you don't degrade said slaves for being enslaved under your rule, which of course Navier does. She treats Rashta's circumstances like theyre a moral failing on her part, and not y'know, horrific. Furthermore she befriends one of Rashta's former abusive masters, and allows her to talk shit about her all the time. Aside from that, she has little personality outside of being "better than Rashta". She's just so good and pure and never ruffled by silly schemes and she gives to charity! (Ignore the legal slavery) And is kind to animals! (Ignore the slavery) And doesn't want bad things to happen to her Empire! (IGNORE)

She's so bland. I can't think of any standout personality traits aside from the obvious classism. She's the human embodiment of the :| emoji."

"Classism. Empress of a place with slavery"

Propaganda why Clary Frey/Fairchild is insufferable:

"Here we go again: She found out she was part of a race that opresses pretty much every magical being ever and immediately jumped onto being as racist as people that were raised in that cultist lifestyle. She calls a man "Warlock" the way people say slurs.

Terrible friend. Poor Simon never gets a break. And she's an even worse girlfriend to him. He is understandably upset when he finds out the person she most wants to kiss isn't him and asks for some space, but no, not on her fucking watch. She won't stay away from his place all of a sudden. Despite never really having time for him prior.

Goes up to a closeted gay man and tells him all smugly she knows about his sexuality and acts like he's the problem for not owning it. He lives in a homophobic society where violent punishment and exile is normal.

Speaking of exile, almost gets a woman that was nice to her exiled so she can break the law.

Demands aforementioned warlock do necromancy and when he tells her about his trauma, she throws a tantrum. She never apologises. That and, she and her friend always go to him for their problems, and are never grateful when he helps.

Has the ability to wish for one thing only once ever, wishes for a shitty man to come back to life.

The incest thing. She wanted to fuck a man while thinking they were fully biologically related. Yeah. And technically they're still adoptive siblings. True love.

Her cringe evil arc.

Apparently she's worse in the books. Great to hear."

"I don’t remember much from the books but she was kind of annoying"

"She finds out about a magical world she's been unaware of her whole life and it takes her five seconds to jump onto the fantasy racism train. Constantly demands people do dangerous stuff for her. Causes so many problems and when someone points out that she's going to hurt someone they're treated like they're an asshole. Walks up to a closeted man like "I know what you are". Is a terrible friend to her childhood 'bestie'. Falls in love with her brother, one the worst men alive."

"Worst case of Main Character Syndrome you'll ever see."

[wizrizz]

I have more asks for youuuuuu

1. What is Robin's reputation as a football player? Is she like a star jock or more in the background?

2. What is Nancy's reputation? Is she respected because she's in charge of the paper AND is Robin's gf? Or is she picked on?

3. What are their relationships with their parents?

4. What does their future look like? (I can't resist hearing what people think they get up to in a few decades)

5. What is the plot of your book? You mentioned how you have three main ideas, which one did you go with? Or did you think of a different one?

I really hope these questions help you stay motivated and I also hope they don't bug you!! I hope you're having a great day 💖💖

thank you for the questions!!

1. robin’s reputation is def star jock, but like the smart star jock because she knows all those languages. shes the best kicker in highschool in the nation which puts a target on her back because shes a girl thats the best highschool kicker in the nation, but she is widely respected by her teammates (even tho couple homophobic ones because at the end of the day if she helps them win then she helps them win. #a win is a win) but like 95% of her team isnt homophobic and they reapect her for not only being an amazing kicker but also for being able to pull nancy. #she got game on both sides of the field

2. nancy is well respected as well because of how great the school newspaper is under her. they always have great stories and everything is top notch and shes the only person in 20 years thats been able to make it popular again, so people highly respect her for that. some ppl r scared of her as well bc shes the co cheer captain and bc shes so serious at school 😭 but once they see her putside of school theyre no longer scared and that fear turns into genuine respect for her and her ability to be so put together as a teenager with multiple extracurriculars and in the run for valedictorian.

some people respect her also for being robins gf but i don’t necessarily want that to be a huge point in the story because i believe with or without robin she’d be respected. but she definitely gets a few respect points for dating the best football kicker in the nation. i will say tho, dating robin does come w cons, and those r jealous girls. its definitely hard for nancy to make real friends who are girls outside of chrissy and a couple other cheerleaders and max and el. most girls are jealous of nancy because she’s dating robin and it certainly doesnt help that nancy’s co cheer captain and in charge of the newspaper. but because nancy is dating robin it will bring like rudeness from other female characters in the story. some name calling and that kinda stuff. but nancy doesnt take anyones shit and the version of robin im writing in this story pounces anytime anyone says anything abt nancy or to nancy. but to put it lightly, dating robin doesnt give nancy as much respect as it does hate from other girls in this story.

3. they both have decent elationships with their parents.

robin has a great relationship with her father, he taught her everything she knows abt football, he put her in all the training camps and paid for her to do all the football stuff shes done her whole life. hes a very proud father and he loves robin to death.

robin’a relationship with her mother isnt horrible, its good, they love eachother and her mother is proud of her, but her mother just resents that robin plays football because shes scared robin will get hurt one day (hint hint: her mother was right). but her mother is very proud of her regardless. its just a small thing they disagree on.

both of robin’s parents support robin being gay, snd they love nancy and think nancy is beyond amazing for robin. they welcomed her with open arms and even include nancy in all their holidays wether nancy is able to make it or not, buying her a Christmas gift, saving her a plate at Thanksgiving, getting her a birthday gift, all that jazz.

nancy’s relationship with her mother is amazing, karen is beyond proud of her little girl and everything nancy’s accomplished in her life so far, when nancy started out in cheer it was because her mother kinda forced it onto her because her mother did cheer in highschool so the whole legacy thing. nancy had wanted to do ballet and her mother let her for 2 years when she was 8&9, but then the shoes hurt nancy’s feet really bad and so karen suggested cheer, nancy had said no but karen persuaded nancy and nancy eventually fell in love w cheer (and journalism).

nancy’s relationship w ted isnt the best. hes kinda noth the best father, like when it comes to being present and around. he’s always pushing nancy with her grades and expects her to be the best of the best in school so thats a very very tense point in their relationship. but he does love nancy regardless and nancy loves him as well.

karen is 100% supportive of nancy being with robin because she see’s how well robin treats nancy and she sees how happy robin makes nancy. karen welcomed robin with open arms just like robin’s parents opened nancy with open arms.

ted is not not supportive of nancy and robin, but he’s still kinda sorta holding out that nancy will marry a man. he tolerates robin because despite him not always being present, he does notice how happy robin makes nancy and he can never deny that robin treats nancy better than a lot of guys treat their gfs. it helps that robin is so successful with football that he never worries abt nancy ending up like homeless or in a terrible financial situation if her and robin do get married, but he still kinda sorta hopes nancy will marry a man. secretly though, if robin did ask for his blessing to ask nancy to marry her, he would give it to her bc despite being an absent father, he wants nancy to be happy and he knows that would make nancy happy.

also its like 2024 so i just cant write a fully homophobic character other than like tommoy or maybe jason, i want ppl to be as happy as they can be in this fic.

4. they definitely go to college together, robin for football, nancy for journalism.

robin commits to boston college and in my AU their colleges are like 45 minutes away from eachother so they get an apartment together their freshman year and its like 15 minutes from emerson and 30 minuts from boston college

robin will end up being the first female NFL player. havent decided who drafts her tbh, havent even decided if i want to make up like a whole new NFL franchise for this AU tbh 😭

robin also proposes to nancy after the draft and nancy’s graduation

they get married and go on a honeymoon to paris and nancy loves listening to robin speak french

i lowkey hc that after a couple years of nancy working for like the ny post or ny times or the globe or some major newspaper, she gets up in the rankings and is able to work from home and only has to go in to the office like twice a month for meetings.

i also hc that nancy makes it to like 90% of robin’s games. there are a few away games she isnt able to go towhen she still works in office every weekday, like thursday or monday night football, and nancy gets lonely when robin’s away so robin gets nancy a dog.

nancy’s always wanted a dog anyways so, like, its perfect. i havent decided what kind of dog but definitely a bigger dog. maybe even a slightly scary one so when nancy’s home alone if anyone tries anything then she has scary dog privilege.

i hc thag a few months after that, nancy complains abt their dog, her name is bella and ik thats basic but its cute. nancy complains bc bella has nobody to play with when nancy is working, so robin’s team does like that interview thing with the local shelters puppies, i believe the san francisco 49ers were the most recent team to do this irl, but robin’s team does it and robin finds this labrador puppy there that follows her all over the lockerroom and hes so adorable and his name is buck. so robin talks to the shelter people there and adopts him. she surprises nancy when she gets home woth this puppy and its perfect bc now bella has a friend. and ironically both of their names start with B.

when theyre both like 28/29/30 ish, nancy finally tells robin she’s ready to have a kid. nancy had been opposed to children her wholw life but robin made her change her mind. specifically when she’s sees robin with her teammates children. so they have a kid.

the pregnancy is lowkey gruelling for nancy at first, she gets rly bad morning sickness imo. but once the morning sickness is over with the pregnancy isnt as bad. its just a pain to carry around basically like an 8 pound watermelon in your stomach. but robin takes care of nancy when nancy needs it. ik nancy is strong and independent but pregnancy is no joke and hard and nancy allows robin to take care of her bc hello thats literally her wife. nancy’s mom also stays alot with them during nancy’s pregnancy because when robin is away and nancy cant come with her, karen is absolutely there for her daughter. she comes and goes, but when its getting closer to nancy’s due date she stays.

nancy goes into labor at the end of one of robin’s playoff games, luckily at home, like theres 3 seconds left in the 4th quarter and robin is abt to kick a 50 yard field goal to win the game when nancy’s water breaks. karen notices immediately and nancy literally waits until she see’s robin kick the game winning field goal. then karens like ok pack it up we need to go neeeyyooowww.

robin’s mid celebration and gatorade being dumped on her, confetti flying everywhere, mid interview, all the works, when her coach squeezes in to tell her nancy just went into labor and is otw to the hospital, so robin politely tells the reported she has to go bc her wife just went into labor and so she sprints off the field and gets to the lockerroom to literally only take off her shoes and grab her bag, she gets to her car and speeds to the hospital. luckily nancy hasnt given birth yet and she’s still dealing with contractions when robin gets there. nancy laughs when she sees robin bc robin is covered in sweat, grass stains, gatorade, black eye paint running down her face, and confetti stuck to her hair while still in her pads and uniform. karen even laughs too, but also her heart melts a bit bc seeing how robin cane atraight to the hospital and didnt even take time to change or anything makes her truly realize even more how much robin loves her daughter.

when robin realizes nancy’s contractions are still farther apart, and at nancy’s and karens insistence, bc robin does smell like sweat, grass, and gatorade, she goes and changes in nancys rooms bathroom, she also calls steve and has him pick up a bunch if flowers from the store and one of nancy’s favorite milkshakes, she excuses herself again and meets steve at the hospital entrance. he congratulates her for everything and robin gives nancy her flowers and shake. again karen nearly cries bc its so sweet.

anyways am i getting carried away? ya probably.

but robin helps nancy through the contractions, rubs her back and feet, tells her how proud she is of nancy, and it makes nancy laugh bc robin’s team is literally advancing in the playoffs and robin’s telling nancy how proud she is of her. karens there to talk nancy through it as well bc karens done it three times before.

i hc that they have a baby boy. first 😏. his name is vincent. vinny for short. i think i hc that bc in this universe robin will 10000% teach him how to play football and he goes to the NFL one day too. it drives nancy insane sometimes bc she feels like shes the only girl in the house sometimes 😭 robin definitely encourages vincent to get into mischief sometimes and all that boyish stuff. and honestly even tho he’s not blood wise related to robin, he is robib’s mini me. their donor had dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, so he genuinley does look like a mix of them, he has nancy’s smarta for sure, nancy’s attitude and confidence, but he definitely acts like robin alot when it comes to sports and just being a not serious person. he’s like the kind of guy that gets voted for class clown (robins influence)and ppl think hes stupid but he actually isnt (nancys genes).

i hc that after a few years, nancy tells robin she wants another baby, (and she secretly wants it to be a girl). robin obviously agrees in a heartbeat bc shes always wanted a family and it would be nice for vinny to have a sibling to grow up with. (theres a pattern here, gotta have atleast 2 so they arent lonely.)

nancy’s second pregnancy is a repeat of the first pregnancy, horrible morning sickness, hormones are absolutely off the charts this time though. they have a baby shower and find out their baby is a girl this time! they choose alice for her name, ally for short. when shes older, sometimes robin calls her al as a joke bc she hates it.

this time nancy has her during the off season, so theyre home when nancy goes into labor and robin panics and freaks out (like the first time nancy went into labor) and shes freaking out so bad that she literally almost forgets nancy in the driveway 😭, but they get to the hospital and karen is with them again to help talk nancy through her pregnancy again. vinny is in the waiting room with steve, and robin asks steve and vinny to go to the store to get flowers for nancy and nancys favorite smoothie this time, and she tells vinny to pick out something nice for his mommy. he picks her out a toy remote control car and when he shows it to nancy when him and steve get back it makes nancy laugh so hard that she snorts mid contraction.

nancy gives birth to alice and then theyre one big happy family with two dogs, two kids, and for Christmas that year they get the kids a fish tank too bc literally who wouldnt want to get their kids a fish tank?

and they live happily ever after because idk if i can think that far ahead, like past their 30’s rn 😭

i definitley wrote way too much into that but literally whatever.

5. i went with the third option, robin and nancy are already dating and then robin gets hurt and it puts a lot of strain on their relationship. obviously they get their happy ending and stuff. but it will get rough for a bit (or as rough as i can write it bc like happy happy happy is the goal here.) its like a robin centric fic ig, like ronance too onviously, but characyer wise it focuses more on robin if that makes sense, which is why in my answers i sometimes talk more abt robin rather than nancy. bit nancy gets her fair share of screen time dw!!

i dont want to give too much away abt the plot (more than ive already give away 😭) but ya!

thank you for your questions! and your questions dont annoy me so feel free to ask more if u want 😭

also i promise in my AU my writing and punctuation is infinitely better. im too lazy to fix it all when im doing asks 😭

[cemetery-irises]

demon pet au (is that what it's called?) stuff

Are there other outcast demon/hellish characters who hang out in the now ruinous town

Because I'm just picturing five ish glowing gold/red individuals making a little life in this old very religious village

Sometimes they try to go get Andrews stuff but there are too many holy symbols and everything keeping them from getting too close

Andrews hands sometimes ache and itch as he reaches for the cross he kept in his pocket.. it must have fallen when he was down and out.

I'm just such a sucker for found family/community I can't help myself from wondering

@olliesneweyes

okay first i think. this is a brilliant fucking idea and i love love found family as well it'd be so fun,,,, thinking of potential skins but i'm blanking reallly hard. maybe playing into that whole 'demons are pretty to trick the humans' thing perhaps narcissus or ronald of nice...... maybe theyre better at mimicking humans because theyve been around them longer but i also reeally love the concept of fancy pretty demons so maybe im just being a little too gay /silly (i also kind of have a soft spot for ronald of nice because that costume is so silly) and i'm also imagining just. this group of different demons and literally Some Guy

[scaredgirlsilly]

another short story about gay trans people except they are monsters or whagever ::3

Chelsea

You walk down the street, keenly aware of everyone staring at your monstrous features. Too many eyes, too sharp of teeth, ghoulish skin, you just wish you could dissapear. Everyones looking, surely. You can feel their glares as you hobble past, hear the whispers under their breath. You wonder what they are saying about you, wonder what they are thinking about you.

You dont have the heart to look at any of them, you just keep your eyes glued to the sidewalk, only glancing up to see that your path is clear. Just keep walking, just keep walking. You're almost there. It'll be over soon.

As you glance up, something catches your eye, though. Or... more like some*one*.

Through the huddled mass of people that are making sure to keep their distance, you see horns poke out, far above everyones heads. Looking down you see large red triangular ears, red fur across their 3 eyed face, and a long snout. Their arms resting at their side as they walk, you see a third arm poke out to scratch their knotted fur on top of their head as they yawn, revealing several rows of teeth within their enourmous maw.

They're the most beautiful creature you've ever seen.

And they turn to look at you, and they meet your eyes.

You immediately turn away, horrified that

you were caught gawking, and start walking in another direction, *any* direction, just to get away from your social fuck up. You know what its like to always have eyes on you, you know how awful it is to always be seen, to always be judged. You should have known better, should have just given them the privacy they deserve. Gods you really hope they don't think you were judging them. They were just so... so... pret-

A hand grabs your arm, scaring you out of your thoughts, before you whip your head around to see none other than the beautiful monster you saw earlier.

"Hey..." they say, trailing off. You just kind of stare at her, waiting for her to continue, for her to chastise you for staring earlier. Gods you're so stupid!! How could you be so-

"What's your name?" And just like that, their voice brings you back down from your spiraling thoughts.

"T- Thalia..." you say, barely able to squeak it out through your nervous, shaky voice.

"That is a really pretty name Thalia," their voice is so kind, that little compliment almost makes you feel like your high. "Mine's Chelsea. Do you live around here?"

"Uhh... Yeah I- I just live around the block that way. I was just walkin to the store for some snacks."

"Oooo!! Oh em gee what snacks?"

"Uhhhh..." They seem so genuinely interested, its almost throwing you off. Why you? "Probably just some chips or cereal or... Somethin'. Nothin' too special..."

"Oooo hell yeah thats awesome. One of my favorite snacks to get is these little like... You know the lil' nerd candies?" You nod. "Yeah its like lil gummies *covered* in those nerds, they are *so fucking good*!! If i see a bag of those I *literally* can't stop myself from eating them"

"Woah hehe," you chuckle. Theyre just talking about snacks but they're just so... Excitable. You almost can't help but smile. "Yeah I'll... I'll have to see if they have some."

"Hell yeah. You won't regret it. Here I work over at the lil coffee shop down there, I'm off work in about an hour cause I'm on break right now, how about you swing by and I can hook you up with a free drink and, you know, if you want to, maybe after we could hang out some more cause you seem cool!!" she says, before leaning closer and adding, "And us monsters gotta stick together, you know?"

You almost can't take it. This is all too much. You just sit there for a moment in stunned silence, blinking at them, before realizing you should probably say fucking *something* so you don't creep them out.

"Oh uhh... Yeah that- that sound amazing! I'd love that."

"Hell yeah awesome!! This is so cool oh em gee I made a new friend!!" They giggle, making your heart jump out of your chest. How the fuck can one person be this cute!! "Ok well you have fun getting your snacks and I will see you in just a little bit!!"

With that, they start walking away, still facing you, and start to wave.

"Bye Thalia!!!!"

"Bye Chelsea," you wave back, probably too quiet for them to hear since you are still recoiling from how bizzare that was. Luckily, all your normal self depricating thoughts are being drowned out by just how infectiously amazing they were.

You finish your walk to the store, head held higher than usual, and a dumb, gay smile plastered all over your face the whole way. You also make sure to pick up those gummy things they were talking about. Maybe you'll be able to share them later. You're sure they'll love that.

[prime-empires]

BOOTING THIS BLOG UP TO LOWKEY RANT ABT DRS2 PART 1!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

-the fight scenes? crazy. insane. love them.

-lloyd having panic attacks because of his visions is so real. hes destiny's fav and also he's their biggest hater.

-arin is autistic confirmed you can't tell me no? "am i missing a social cue here?" everyone else also did but YOU!! ARIN WHEN I GET YOU!!!!!

-im going to call cole a gay slur with all of the love in my heart. im so crazy abt that freak normal about that character

-bonzle being the spell is such good character growth to me. her whole little story with her meeting wu was heartwarming and she really grew on me as a character since we really didnt get to see her in s1.

-gandalaria is an icon whom i love. shes so goofy and silly and the scene looking for the potion after bonzle got captured was silly and killed the tension a tad, but PUPPY COLE. he was a pupy...

-sora helping arin to raise his spirits and keeping it a secret is actually good imo. i really hope theres not a soul shattering scene in pt 2 where she tells him she did it! (pleasepleaseplease dont make this happen i might cry actually)

-kai surpassing everyone and learning basic rising dragon was a good idea. he was the original main character before lloyds arc.

-KAI MY BELOVED MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKASS RED SELF BACK TO THE REAL WORLD RIGHT NEOW!!! ur not the main character anymore bestie...im so sorry

-jay mandated one minute cameo was so real i need my boy back in the gang. need more cole/jay interaction...give me the besties. the Boy Besties.

-"they got hungry and went to chena noodle house" so real. so so real and in character of jay and cole. theyre best friends your honor STOP SEPARATING THEM

Overall thoughts: holy SHIT!!! I genuinely didn't think Dragons Rising would keep my interest like it has. I've watched this fuckass show since I was like 11, and by GOD they're keeping it real. The fight scenes are beautifully animated, they're keeping the characterization as close to normal as possible (of course there will be differences, no one can deny it). The story is enthralling and I really, REALLY love it.

can we get cole introducing geo to jay when he comes back as his bf to confirm all of our "suspicions" (they are dating. i dont care) but pleasepleaseplease im begging. don't keep us in the dark ninjago team

[crossovershipstournament]

ROUND 3: SIDE 1: Max Goof (Disney)/Yakko Warner (Animaniacs) VS Sora (Kingdom Hearts)/Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet) VS Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)/Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)

*Mun Note: There are three options because Sora/Jim and Johnny/Jack tied last round, so this round is a three-way matchup. Only the winning ship will advance to the next round.

Propaganda for Max Goof/Yakko Warner:

I just like them. I think its cute. Romeo and juliet vibes because theyre from different studios, Disney vs warner brothers. They're both funny, dorky guys, and they bring out the best in each other. Plus only child vs overworked older child turned parent is a really good dynamic too.

YAX SWEEP

#YAX SWEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

#yakko x max opened my third eye #this needs to be a thing

Cameo of Max's VA expressing approval of the ship~!

#YAX SWEEP #LETS GOOO

#yax propagandists ASSEMBLE

#yax sweep #they deserve it

Propaganda for Sora/Jim Hawkins:

I just think they're cute and they should put a Treasure Planet world in Kingdom Hearts.

I can't believe I have to choose! Jimmy/Timmy had a nice dynamic in their specials, but I just can't help but vote for Sora/Jim because of what we don't have. I'd love for Sora and Jim to get together, I think they'll have a lot to talk about! #HEY SORA AND JIM ARE IMPORTANT TO ME #VOTE FOR THEM

Propaganda for Johnny Bravo/Samurai Jack:

A man physically out of time and a man mentally out of time. In that little laundromat, these two men exchange a conversation filled with sexual tension. Jack overwhelmed by Johnny’s strength. Johnny overwhelmed by Jack’s sense of calm. Despite all the ways it shouldn’t work, there’s a real affection simmering under that surface. Mutual attraction, that if they acted in it, could transform their lives in such a myriad of ways. With Jack’s endless hunt for Aku and Johnny’s endless hunt for sex, the only barrier between their happiness is their sense of duty holding them back.

#i cant help but smile and giggle a bit at the propaganda for jack and johnny because yeah. yeah exactly this. this is what its all about #I <3 GAY PEOPLE

#alright now seriously PLEASE VOTE FOR JOHNNY BRAVO X SAMURAI JACK!!!!!!!! #WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT SHIP MY BRAIN EXPLODED #and then i forgot this ship existed for. 4 years (????) if i didn't find this poll i would never remember it

#remider to support Samuraibravo

Art Credit: Max/Yakko art by @/doodle-poofes Sora/Jim art by @/smovs Johnny/Jack screencaps are from the laundromat short