#I can't help it. Theyre gay and in love.

[harleyification]

that swamp tribe korra au idea sounds g e n i u s

JSAIDOJSAJIODAS THANK YOU ANON!! YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT!! here, have some more of my thoughts since I've been thinking of this AU non-stop and have been researching a LOT:

Korra's animal guide is still Naga, but I'm changing her species to fit Korra and the Swamp Tribe more! Here's a sketch I made a few days ago of Naga, the Wolverine-Deer!!

+ Some other sketches of animal guide ideas!

Naga's deer side is more inspired by the Sika Deer, since their adults tend to keep their spots! I chose the wolverine rather than the badger because wolverines are typically loner animals that can take down both predators and prey DOUBLE the size of them, which I think fits Korra's character more!

I've also been doodling around with Korra's design a little bit, since I don't think it would be a 1-to-1 copy of her canon design. Still, I haven't been able to settle down on anything just yet - especially since I've been trying to give the Foggy Swamp Tribe more of a culture rather than just being the Water Tribe's hillbilly cousins. I'm trying to combine both Native American tribes that lived in Florida and other wetlands with the obvious Vietnamese inspiration their tribe has! It's...taking me a bit, though, since I am researching multiple things at once while also being A Responsible Adult, skldjaldaja

So far, I'm settling down on these facts for my fic (cause I WILL BE WRITING THIS - SOMEDAY!!):

Senna is from the Foggy Swamp Tribe. Tonraq is still from the NWT. After his banishment, his ship veered off course and ran into the Swamp Tribe's delta, where he met Senna and decided to stay! He's not the chief, however, as I'm thinking that the most enlightened elders of the tribe are the elected leaders (maybe one has to meditate at the Banyan-Grove tree first before leading the FST?), and it is someone else at this current moment in time.

Sokka isn't dead! I headcanon that he died due to injuries in the Red Lotus attack, and..well...I don't think that goes exactly as planned in this AU, sjadkajdlade. Due to this, and thanks to him figuring out first that the water avatar was most likely Swamp Tribe, he has a bit of influence in Korra's life!

(Zukka will be in this btw, since I Love Them, but they won't take priority.)

Korra wasn't taken by the White Lotus when they discovered who she is. The Foggy Swamp Tribe is very protective of their own and who they see as family, loyal down to the bone, and when the White Lotus says that Korra has to go to their Southern Water Tribe facilities to be taught bending, they REFUSED it. I like to think that the family unit and community is INSANELY important to the Foggy Swamp Tribe, and just because Korra is the avatar doesn't mean that she needs to be taken away from her home.

So, basically, Korra grew up with her community and has childhood friends rather than being isolated like in canon! This changes a bit in how she approaches Mako, Bolin, and Asami when she meets up with them eventually. (AKA, fuck the romance triangle, I ain't doing that)

The entire plot of Korra has changed - due to Sokka being alive, Korra's stance on non-benders is different. Due to growing up in the Foggy Swamp Tribe, who teaches the ideals of everything and everyone is connected and that connection is important, Korra also goes about defeating Vaatu differently. Due to Tonraq never making it to the SWT, almost everyone thinks he's dead (mail can't exactly get through tall trees or extremely vicious animals), so Korra never even met Unalaq either...

That's all that I have thought of for now! Thank you for the ask, Im so SO HAPPY that you like my silly lil FST Korra AU!!!!

[ghousttm]

i feel like Evbo and Emf are different from most of everyone in parkour civilization, and it really adds to their dynamic

i like to think park civ culture is big on improving and looking after yourself and it makes most people not value one another or even have bonds or connections

This is especially apparent in the noob level where people would die quickly so its better to not get attached

and in the master level where you often form enemies than anything

even in the pro level its all about focusing on improving your own skills and doing your own thing. Most park civ citizens are closed off and dont bat an eye on other people, its the norm

Those two are one of the few people who helps others before themselves when it comes to it. I mean, theyre the only two people who actively did anything to fix the system

Evbo has always been someone who encourages others and wants to see others progress besides himself, indiscriminately

and emf seems to be someone who wants to help others (evbo), at first for the sake of greater good and a second time (jumping into the void) just because he wants to help his friend

Put two people who's whole thing is valuing another and have rarely ever been genuinely valued themself by others and you get yourself A Dynamic For Sure.

maybe emf's whole thing s'that he has always been one who helps the people he wants to succeed, but he never thought of himself succeeding anymore than what he already is. After all master is the highest he's sure he can get.. and his skills are very average for his rank. This is where he belongs, and he plays the part, as a small insignificant piece of a collective. He can't actually do more as himself, no that's evbo's thing! He's amazing and he's a walking talent, what emf is Supposed to do is support him!

But then suddenly, Evbo risked his life just to save him, and trusted him to be the new parkour champion

Him, emf, some nobody.

why? What did someone so great, someone who'd ascended above the highest rank he'd even known, see in someone so average?

but to Evbo, emf is so much more than average.

The average doesnt help him, doesnt believe in him, doesnt give him the chances to be able to be where he is at now, doesnt jump into the void like an idiot with no sure return. He's so so different than 'the average', Evbo has a trust and, dare i say, love for Emf that doesnt exist anywhere in parkour civilization

nowhere to anyone but to him and him only.

He was the first stars Evbo ever had seen. To evbo..

He doesn't look like the night sky,, the night sky looks like him.

They place a pedestal for one another in their own heads and i think that's precious.

In a civilization where everybody looks forward at the jumps in front of them and barely to their sides, to the people jumping with them

They look each other in the eyes, with a care and appreciation that's worth an extremely gay legend to be written about in parkour only to be summed up to "they were best friends" don't you know what it means to be more than allies in Second Era Parkour Civilization???

[stgosupremacy]

HI SO TODAY WE R GONNA ANALYSE EVERY OFFICIAL SATOGOU POSTER (ok i couldnt get my hands on them all but)🥰

heres the thing no one asked for

there's hearts. 💯❤

honestly pretty chill but THERES HEARTS-

ok so theres not much else going on here but this is rlly cute of a poster lmao of the boys all cosy and cute <33 and ash drinking this cool soda lol

pikachu looks so cute omggggg

(@skyecrystal pointed out this was released on valentines day hehe) 😏

MORE HEARTS MWAHAHAHHAHAHA ok but like all their pokemon are clearly routing for them (esp lucario look at him)

ALSO random but i love how it's gohs pokemon looking directy at the present in gohs hand lol like theyre just waiting for him to fess up....AND GOH DEFO GAVE THAT PRESENT TO ASH AFTER THE SHOOT 💖😊😊

ehhhhh 4 gays 1 picture, keep scrollinggg....

(theyre all literally like 2 inches apart bahhaa)

OK BUT IM SORRY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHY THE WEDDING SUITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤨

love how ash is just totally sweetly oblivious and just smiling...

...gary is just acting chill and cool as always...

and goh is....just blushing and is internally screaming we can tell ok

I LOVE THIS ONE SMM LOL LOOK AT MR MIME HE KNOWS BAHAHAHAHHA 😏😏

and goh l i t e r a l l y getting distracted by ash- look at him !! 💖🤨 so distracted in fact that the ICING IS COMING OUT THE PIPING BAGGGGGG UGHGHGHHGH

and then chloe just being adorable ofc awh lmao

ah then we have to appreciate sobble and pikachu looking down at their trainers like 'we know what you guys are' 🥰

iLOVEEEE this one but the ones to come knock it off the bar holy heck 😤-

they literally couldnt be any close in this BAHAHHAHA AWWHHH teyre so cute <33 and ash's arm around him 🥺 I love how are just squashed up together while iris has the spotlight but they happy ^^

wait but we have to appreciate iris tho- LOOK AT HERRRRRR 💜💜

so uhhh...

still speaking of iris, she's so cute feeding pikachu right omg <33 💜🥺

andddddddd as much as i love and adore iris i couldn't help but notice something elseeee....it's not even that obvious idk if yall saw but

ash is feeding him.

he is literally feeding him-

ANDGOHISBLUSHING

LIKE

wow

also love goh's red socks theyre slayin

BUT ANYWAY gosh i love iris OBVS but everyone was like aww iris and pikachu cute aww-

LIKE HELLO?? have you seen this over here omg. the little cherry blossoms falling on them too (i cant help but notice some are shaped like hearts but they normally are anyway 🥰)

so yeah this one was defo anipoke being bold but uh

yall know which one is last 🙂🙂🙂

....

so i was like wow that is some REALLY good fanart dam-

BUT THEN

NO WAY THIS IS ACC REAL??????????????? NO IT RLLY IS OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T HOW IS THIS OFFICAL LMFAO look at them 😰

GOH IS FULL ON BLUSHING WITH ASH BEING PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS AND WINKING????? AND THEN LOOK HOW FKN CLOSE THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰 his cap is all squahed upwards bc of how close they are LMAO and ash is casually feeding himm...

again.

c'mon you can't tell me this isn't hinting at SOMETHING HERE 🙂🙂 WHOEVER IS DRAWING THESE OFFICIAL ARTS THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART <33

no like seriously combined with the gay shit from pokemon journeys they HAVE TO BE CANON LOL 🤩

THIS WAS SO FUN 😍 considering to tag this as satogou week 2023....which wasn't even my intention anyway but...HEY LETS DO IT!

#satogouweek2023 <3

(me considering if anyone is acc gonna read all of this 😀😀 )

[megabuild]

dear scott, i'm so glad you enjoyed my post. i have so much more like that in the barrel. i think ultimately it comes down to the fact that genuinely the way rendog talks about martyn like he's the one who got away is actually harrowing to me. he has this wistful self-deprecating serious tone that's rare for him and it sounds like he's at the funeral of a man who he got close to in the war but they both came home and married women and martyn killed himself or something and died closeted and ren regrets never answering his letters and calls for fear of being outted and no one at the funeral knows him so hes standing awkwardly watching his wife and family cry. except theyre coworkers. and he can literally text him. they are both invited to the same irl mcyter hangouts with grian and such. do you think he lies awake at night alone in his bed and thinks about how martyn is in bed with his literal wife and thinks bitterly about how if they had met earlier that they couldve had something. do you think he knows he's bisexual or do you think he's too sad that he can't have that blonde that he has given up on the prospect. i personally think having gay sex wouldn't help but joining an improv troupe would. love, evan

dear evan. im speechless. love, scott

[crushedsweets]

I loved the ask about ticciwork what it would be like if they were able to date! Now I was wondering what that would be like with Jack and Toby!

Though I’m not sure if they have the same chemistry as ticciwork. 😭

Btw you have forever engraved ninakate to my soul LMAO I love them so much!! ❤️

I ABSOLUTELY CAN i think theyre super cute + i have a really sweet ticcijack ask i wanna draw soon. im gonna go off on a tangent about their upbringing and how that'd impact their sexuality tho, cuz i think that'd be relevant .

this was written more like notes for a one-shot of them getting together, rather than the format i did for ticciwork

ok. so for starters, toby has a huge wall to get over. i dont really have sexuality hcs for many of the creeps (jane and kate r lesbians, lius a gay man, ninas bi are my only concrete hcs) BUT i know toby's upbringing involved his dad constantly demeaning him for being 'feminine' (anytime he did something with lyra), a pussy, calling him slurs, telling him to man up, insulting any gay man he might see on tv, etc. and toby hates his dad, so he'd have an easy time being like 'ok whatever old man like i give a shit if a guy fucks a guy' BUT he would still feel a ton of guilt and shame if he were attracted to a guy.

jack might be a little similar, not because his dad was constantly berating him, but he still grew up in a pretty traditional house and his uncles/cousins would often tease him cuz he liked to cook and bake and had a lot of empathy. but he also went to university, and while it was still in alabama, a lot of colleges and stuff are a lot more progressive so it wasn't something he dwelled on much. live and let live, basically

AND AS A RESULT, it would be MUCH harder for either of them to make a move. toby would push any feelings down so fucking fast, and jack would just shrug it off and say he doesn't have like.. the "right" to have such emotions. after all he's done.

but they've also had a ton of intimate moments. the amount of times toby's been sat in his boxers while jack has to stitch up his stomach is kinda obnoxious. the amount of times jack checks toby's temperature and scolds him for dumb shit. toby scoffing and grabbing jacks wrist to pull his hand off, but his touch lingers

jack wears his mask a lot, but toby would make a comment. "i wanna see what you look like. it cant be THAT bad." and then jacks like ? asshole. so toby backtracks and is like "ok but if it is bad, thats kinda cool" and jacks like 'dude shut up'. but then toby would try and go on about 'im serious man you're over here stitching me up every other week and im practically the only person you talk to. let me see' and jack thinks about it. maybe not that day, but eventually he would.

if toby has already kinda come to terms with liking guys, OR he's so oblivious to his own feelings, he might say something stupid like "oh shit you're hot dude why do u wear that stupid ass mask" and jack would get embarrassed. and try to put it back on, but toby would snatch it and toss it on some counter and say "ok well now i know so stop wearing it" and jacks like. ok. fuck you. fine.

and toby stares a lot. like. a lot a lot. and jack kind of knows. the echolocation and thermavision helps him know toby's head is turned his way, but he can't exactly pinpoint where toby's eyes are. but he keeps turning away

toby would eventually just ask 'you gotta know im looking at you , right?' and jack is like ...well i thought so. thanks for confirmation. and toby laughs it off but jack is getting embarrassed

jacks feelings would develop slowly and he'd recognize every single moment he feels something. tobys would develop more rapidly, but he has no fucking idea what he's feeling is romantic. he thinks jacks attractive as fuck, he likes intelligent people, he likes how jack challenges tobys toxic ass mindset (only after the fact, hates it in the moment), and jack does a lot for him. patches him up, cooks him good meals.

the ask i mentioned said something about jack touching toby's lip and toby keeps looking at jacks lips and theres crazy tension etc etc etc. i genuinely dont know who would kiss who first.

if it were jack, toby would sit there kinda stunned, and jack would pull away and fumble out an apology. then toby tells him to do it again. and again, and again.

if it were toby, jack would immediately kiss back. he's had it on his mind for a long time, but genuinely didnt think anything would come.

toby would ask what now. he wants jack to set some sort of guidelines. he hates rules but holy shit does he not know how to navigate this, not with jack. jack would shrug it off and theyd try not to talk about it. toby might not come back to see jack for a while, but end up really hurt and dragged there to get his arm popped back into place. and jack would have to ask why he stopped visiting.

toby would admit it, finally. something about 'because i fucking like you and its really fucking weird and i dont wanna ruin the whole medic patient pal thing we got going on but this entire fucking time ive been avoiding you, im thinking about you a hundred times more'. and jack would ask why he thinks its weird. and theyd talk for a while

jack would ask toby if he could kiss him again, and toby would say yes.

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Round 1

Propaganda why Navier is insufferable:

"Endorses slavery"

"Being cheated on sucks. Yeah. But her anger at Rashta feels so tasteless. Your husband is taking advantage of the desperation of a SLAVE because slavery is legal in your empire, where you do most of the work ruling and making decisions because said husband is useless. You can't allow slavery to be legal and be a good person at the same time, even if you don't degrade said slaves for being enslaved under your rule, which of course Navier does. She treats Rashta's circumstances like theyre a moral failing on her part, and not y'know, horrific. Furthermore she befriends one of Rashta's former abusive masters, and allows her to talk shit about her all the time. Aside from that, she has little personality outside of being "better than Rashta". She's just so good and pure and never ruffled by silly schemes and she gives to charity! (Ignore the legal slavery) And is kind to animals! (Ignore the slavery) And doesn't want bad things to happen to her Empire! (IGNORE)

She's so bland. I can't think of any standout personality traits aside from the obvious classism. She's the human embodiment of the :| emoji."

"Classism. Empress of a place with slavery"

Propaganda why Clary Frey/Fairchild is insufferable:

"Here we go again: She found out she was part of a race that opresses pretty much every magical being ever and immediately jumped onto being as racist as people that were raised in that cultist lifestyle. She calls a man "Warlock" the way people say slurs.

Terrible friend. Poor Simon never gets a break. And she's an even worse girlfriend to him. He is understandably upset when he finds out the person she most wants to kiss isn't him and asks for some space, but no, not on her fucking watch. She won't stay away from his place all of a sudden. Despite never really having time for him prior.

Goes up to a closeted gay man and tells him all smugly she knows about his sexuality and acts like he's the problem for not owning it. He lives in a homophobic society where violent punishment and exile is normal.

Speaking of exile, almost gets a woman that was nice to her exiled so she can break the law.

Demands aforementioned warlock do necromancy and when he tells her about his trauma, she throws a tantrum. She never apologises. That and, she and her friend always go to him for their problems, and are never grateful when he helps.

Has the ability to wish for one thing only once ever, wishes for a shitty man to come back to life.

The incest thing. She wanted to fuck a man while thinking they were fully biologically related. Yeah. And technically they're still adoptive siblings. True love.

Her cringe evil arc.

Apparently she's worse in the books. Great to hear."

"I don’t remember much from the books but she was kind of annoying"

"She finds out about a magical world she's been unaware of her whole life and it takes her five seconds to jump onto the fantasy racism train. Constantly demands people do dangerous stuff for her. Causes so many problems and when someone points out that she's going to hurt someone they're treated like they're an asshole. Walks up to a closeted man like "I know what you are". Is a terrible friend to her childhood 'bestie'. Falls in love with her brother, one the worst men alive."

"Worst case of Main Character Syndrome you'll ever see."

[wizrizz]

I have more asks for youuuuuu

1. What is Robin's reputation as a football player? Is she like a star jock or more in the background?

2. What is Nancy's reputation? Is she respected because she's in charge of the paper AND is Robin's gf? Or is she picked on?

3. What are their relationships with their parents?

4. What does their future look like? (I can't resist hearing what people think they get up to in a few decades)

5. What is the plot of your book? You mentioned how you have three main ideas, which one did you go with? Or did you think of a different one?

I really hope these questions help you stay motivated and I also hope they don't bug you!! I hope you're having a great day 💖💖

thank you for the questions!!

1. robin’s reputation is def star jock, but like the smart star jock because she knows all those languages. shes the best kicker in highschool in the nation which puts a target on her back because shes a girl thats the best highschool kicker in the nation, but she is widely respected by her teammates (even tho couple homophobic ones because at the end of the day if she helps them win then she helps them win. #a win is a win) but like 95% of her team isnt homophobic and they reapect her for not only being an amazing kicker but also for being able to pull nancy. #she got game on both sides of the field

2. nancy is well respected as well because of how great the school newspaper is under her. they always have great stories and everything is top notch and shes the only person in 20 years thats been able to make it popular again, so people highly respect her for that. some ppl r scared of her as well bc shes the co cheer captain and bc shes so serious at school 😭 but once they see her putside of school theyre no longer scared and that fear turns into genuine respect for her and her ability to be so put together as a teenager with multiple extracurriculars and in the run for valedictorian.

some people respect her also for being robins gf but i don’t necessarily want that to be a huge point in the story because i believe with or without robin she’d be respected. but she definitely gets a few respect points for dating the best football kicker in the nation. i will say tho, dating robin does come w cons, and those r jealous girls. its definitely hard for nancy to make real friends who are girls outside of chrissy and a couple other cheerleaders and max and el. most girls are jealous of nancy because she’s dating robin and it certainly doesnt help that nancy’s co cheer captain and in charge of the newspaper. but because nancy is dating robin it will bring like rudeness from other female characters in the story. some name calling and that kinda stuff. but nancy doesnt take anyones shit and the version of robin im writing in this story pounces anytime anyone says anything abt nancy or to nancy. but to put it lightly, dating robin doesnt give nancy as much respect as it does hate from other girls in this story.

3. they both have decent elationships with their parents.

robin has a great relationship with her father, he taught her everything she knows abt football, he put her in all the training camps and paid for her to do all the football stuff shes done her whole life. hes a very proud father and he loves robin to death.

robin’a relationship with her mother isnt horrible, its good, they love eachother and her mother is proud of her, but her mother just resents that robin plays football because shes scared robin will get hurt one day (hint hint: her mother was right). but her mother is very proud of her regardless. its just a small thing they disagree on.

both of robin’s parents support robin being gay, snd they love nancy and think nancy is beyond amazing for robin. they welcomed her with open arms and even include nancy in all their holidays wether nancy is able to make it or not, buying her a Christmas gift, saving her a plate at Thanksgiving, getting her a birthday gift, all that jazz.

nancy’s relationship with her mother is amazing, karen is beyond proud of her little girl and everything nancy’s accomplished in her life so far, when nancy started out in cheer it was because her mother kinda forced it onto her because her mother did cheer in highschool so the whole legacy thing. nancy had wanted to do ballet and her mother let her for 2 years when she was 8&9, but then the shoes hurt nancy’s feet really bad and so karen suggested cheer, nancy had said no but karen persuaded nancy and nancy eventually fell in love w cheer (and journalism).

nancy’s relationship w ted isnt the best. hes kinda noth the best father, like when it comes to being present and around. he’s always pushing nancy with her grades and expects her to be the best of the best in school so thats a very very tense point in their relationship. but he does love nancy regardless and nancy loves him as well.

karen is 100% supportive of nancy being with robin because she see’s how well robin treats nancy and she sees how happy robin makes nancy. karen welcomed robin with open arms just like robin’s parents opened nancy with open arms.

ted is not not supportive of nancy and robin, but he’s still kinda sorta holding out that nancy will marry a man. he tolerates robin because despite him not always being present, he does notice how happy robin makes nancy and he can never deny that robin treats nancy better than a lot of guys treat their gfs. it helps that robin is so successful with football that he never worries abt nancy ending up like homeless or in a terrible financial situation if her and robin do get married, but he still kinda sorta hopes nancy will marry a man. secretly though, if robin did ask for his blessing to ask nancy to marry her, he would give it to her bc despite being an absent father, he wants nancy to be happy and he knows that would make nancy happy.

also its like 2024 so i just cant write a fully homophobic character other than like tommoy or maybe jason, i want ppl to be as happy as they can be in this fic.

4. they definitely go to college together, robin for football, nancy for journalism.

robin commits to boston college and in my AU their colleges are like 45 minutes away from eachother so they get an apartment together their freshman year and its like 15 minutes from emerson and 30 minuts from boston college

robin will end up being the first female NFL player. havent decided who drafts her tbh, havent even decided if i want to make up like a whole new NFL franchise for this AU tbh 😭

robin also proposes to nancy after the draft and nancy’s graduation

they get married and go on a honeymoon to paris and nancy loves listening to robin speak french

i lowkey hc that after a couple years of nancy working for like the ny post or ny times or the globe or some major newspaper, she gets up in the rankings and is able to work from home and only has to go in to the office like twice a month for meetings.

i also hc that nancy makes it to like 90% of robin’s games. there are a few away games she isnt able to go towhen she still works in office every weekday, like thursday or monday night football, and nancy gets lonely when robin’s away so robin gets nancy a dog.

nancy’s always wanted a dog anyways so, like, its perfect. i havent decided what kind of dog but definitely a bigger dog. maybe even a slightly scary one so when nancy’s home alone if anyone tries anything then she has scary dog privilege.

i hc thag a few months after that, nancy complains abt their dog, her name is bella and ik thats basic but its cute. nancy complains bc bella has nobody to play with when nancy is working, so robin’s team does like that interview thing with the local shelters puppies, i believe the san francisco 49ers were the most recent team to do this irl, but robin’s team does it and robin finds this labrador puppy there that follows her all over the lockerroom and hes so adorable and his name is buck. so robin talks to the shelter people there and adopts him. she surprises nancy when she gets home woth this puppy and its perfect bc now bella has a friend. and ironically both of their names start with B.

when theyre both like 28/29/30 ish, nancy finally tells robin she’s ready to have a kid. nancy had been opposed to children her wholw life but robin made her change her mind. specifically when she’s sees robin with her teammates children. so they have a kid.

the pregnancy is lowkey gruelling for nancy at first, she gets rly bad morning sickness imo. but once the morning sickness is over with the pregnancy isnt as bad. its just a pain to carry around basically like an 8 pound watermelon in your stomach. but robin takes care of nancy when nancy needs it. ik nancy is strong and independent but pregnancy is no joke and hard and nancy allows robin to take care of her bc hello thats literally her wife. nancy’s mom also stays alot with them during nancy’s pregnancy because when robin is away and nancy cant come with her, karen is absolutely there for her daughter. she comes and goes, but when its getting closer to nancy’s due date she stays.

nancy goes into labor at the end of one of robin’s playoff games, luckily at home, like theres 3 seconds left in the 4th quarter and robin is abt to kick a 50 yard field goal to win the game when nancy’s water breaks. karen notices immediately and nancy literally waits until she see’s robin kick the game winning field goal. then karens like ok pack it up we need to go neeeyyooowww.

robin’s mid celebration and gatorade being dumped on her, confetti flying everywhere, mid interview, all the works, when her coach squeezes in to tell her nancy just went into labor and is otw to the hospital, so robin politely tells the reported she has to go bc her wife just went into labor and so she sprints off the field and gets to the lockerroom to literally only take off her shoes and grab her bag, she gets to her car and speeds to the hospital. luckily nancy hasnt given birth yet and she’s still dealing with contractions when robin gets there. nancy laughs when she sees robin bc robin is covered in sweat, grass stains, gatorade, black eye paint running down her face, and confetti stuck to her hair while still in her pads and uniform. karen even laughs too, but also her heart melts a bit bc seeing how robin cane atraight to the hospital and didnt even take time to change or anything makes her truly realize even more how much robin loves her daughter.

when robin realizes nancy’s contractions are still farther apart, and at nancy’s and karens insistence, bc robin does smell like sweat, grass, and gatorade, she goes and changes in nancys rooms bathroom, she also calls steve and has him pick up a bunch if flowers from the store and one of nancy’s favorite milkshakes, she excuses herself again and meets steve at the hospital entrance. he congratulates her for everything and robin gives nancy her flowers and shake. again karen nearly cries bc its so sweet.

anyways am i getting carried away? ya probably.

but robin helps nancy through the contractions, rubs her back and feet, tells her how proud she is of nancy, and it makes nancy laugh bc robin’s team is literally advancing in the playoffs and robin’s telling nancy how proud she is of her. karens there to talk nancy through it as well bc karens done it three times before.

i hc that they have a baby boy. first 😏. his name is vincent. vinny for short. i think i hc that bc in this universe robin will 10000% teach him how to play football and he goes to the NFL one day too. it drives nancy insane sometimes bc she feels like shes the only girl in the house sometimes 😭 robin definitely encourages vincent to get into mischief sometimes and all that boyish stuff. and honestly even tho he’s not blood wise related to robin, he is robib’s mini me. their donor had dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, so he genuinley does look like a mix of them, he has nancy’s smarta for sure, nancy’s attitude and confidence, but he definitely acts like robin alot when it comes to sports and just being a not serious person. he’s like the kind of guy that gets voted for class clown (robins influence)and ppl think hes stupid but he actually isnt (nancys genes).

i hc that after a few years, nancy tells robin she wants another baby, (and she secretly wants it to be a girl). robin obviously agrees in a heartbeat bc shes always wanted a family and it would be nice for vinny to have a sibling to grow up with. (theres a pattern here, gotta have atleast 2 so they arent lonely.)

nancy’s second pregnancy is a repeat of the first pregnancy, horrible morning sickness, hormones are absolutely off the charts this time though. they have a baby shower and find out their baby is a girl this time! they choose alice for her name, ally for short. when shes older, sometimes robin calls her al as a joke bc she hates it.

this time nancy has her during the off season, so theyre home when nancy goes into labor and robin panics and freaks out (like the first time nancy went into labor) and shes freaking out so bad that she literally almost forgets nancy in the driveway 😭, but they get to the hospital and karen is with them again to help talk nancy through her pregnancy again. vinny is in the waiting room with steve, and robin asks steve and vinny to go to the store to get flowers for nancy and nancys favorite smoothie this time, and she tells vinny to pick out something nice for his mommy. he picks her out a toy remote control car and when he shows it to nancy when him and steve get back it makes nancy laugh so hard that she snorts mid contraction.

nancy gives birth to alice and then theyre one big happy family with two dogs, two kids, and for Christmas that year they get the kids a fish tank too bc literally who wouldnt want to get their kids a fish tank?

and they live happily ever after because idk if i can think that far ahead, like past their 30’s rn 😭

i definitley wrote way too much into that but literally whatever.

5. i went with the third option, robin and nancy are already dating and then robin gets hurt and it puts a lot of strain on their relationship. obviously they get their happy ending and stuff. but it will get rough for a bit (or as rough as i can write it bc like happy happy happy is the goal here.) its like a robin centric fic ig, like ronance too onviously, but characyer wise it focuses more on robin if that makes sense, which is why in my answers i sometimes talk more abt robin rather than nancy. bit nancy gets her fair share of screen time dw!!

i dont want to give too much away abt the plot (more than ive already give away 😭) but ya!

thank you for your questions! and your questions dont annoy me so feel free to ask more if u want 😭

also i promise in my AU my writing and punctuation is infinitely better. im too lazy to fix it all when im doing asks 😭

[cemetery-irises]

demon pet au (is that what it's called?) stuff

Are there other outcast demon/hellish characters who hang out in the now ruinous town

Because I'm just picturing five ish glowing gold/red individuals making a little life in this old very religious village

Sometimes they try to go get Andrews stuff but there are too many holy symbols and everything keeping them from getting too close

Andrews hands sometimes ache and itch as he reaches for the cross he kept in his pocket.. it must have fallen when he was down and out.

I'm just such a sucker for found family/community I can't help myself from wondering

@olliesneweyes

okay first i think. this is a brilliant fucking idea and i love love found family as well it'd be so fun,,,, thinking of potential skins but i'm blanking reallly hard. maybe playing into that whole 'demons are pretty to trick the humans' thing perhaps narcissus or ronald of nice...... maybe theyre better at mimicking humans because theyve been around them longer but i also reeally love the concept of fancy pretty demons so maybe im just being a little too gay /silly (i also kind of have a soft spot for ronald of nice because that costume is so silly) and i'm also imagining just. this group of different demons and literally Some Guy

[scaredgirlsilly]

another short story about gay trans people except they are monsters or whagever ::3

Chelsea

You walk down the street, keenly aware of everyone staring at your monstrous features. Too many eyes, too sharp of teeth, ghoulish skin, you just wish you could dissapear. Everyones looking, surely. You can feel their glares as you hobble past, hear the whispers under their breath. You wonder what they are saying about you, wonder what they are thinking about you.

You dont have the heart to look at any of them, you just keep your eyes glued to the sidewalk, only glancing up to see that your path is clear. Just keep walking, just keep walking. You're almost there. It'll be over soon.

As you glance up, something catches your eye, though. Or... more like some*one*.

Through the huddled mass of people that are making sure to keep their distance, you see horns poke out, far above everyones heads. Looking down you see large red triangular ears, red fur across their 3 eyed face, and a long snout. Their arms resting at their side as they walk, you see a third arm poke out to scratch their knotted fur on top of their head as they yawn, revealing several rows of teeth within their enourmous maw.

They're the most beautiful creature you've ever seen.

And they turn to look at you, and they meet your eyes.

You immediately turn away, horrified that

you were caught gawking, and start walking in another direction, *any* direction, just to get away from your social fuck up. You know what its like to always have eyes on you, you know how awful it is to always be seen, to always be judged. You should have known better, should have just given them the privacy they deserve. Gods you really hope they don't think you were judging them. They were just so... so... pret-

A hand grabs your arm, scaring you out of your thoughts, before you whip your head around to see none other than the beautiful monster you saw earlier.

"Hey..." they say, trailing off. You just kind of stare at her, waiting for her to continue, for her to chastise you for staring earlier. Gods you're so stupid!! How could you be so-

"What's your name?" And just like that, their voice brings you back down from your spiraling thoughts.

"T- Thalia..." you say, barely able to squeak it out through your nervous, shaky voice.

"That is a really pretty name Thalia," their voice is so kind, that little compliment almost makes you feel like your high. "Mine's Chelsea. Do you live around here?"

"Uhh... Yeah I- I just live around the block that way. I was just walkin to the store for some snacks."

"Oooo!! Oh em gee what snacks?"

"Uhhhh..." They seem so genuinely interested, its almost throwing you off. Why you? "Probably just some chips or cereal or... Somethin'. Nothin' too special..."

"Oooo hell yeah thats awesome. One of my favorite snacks to get is these little like... You know the lil' nerd candies?" You nod. "Yeah its like lil gummies *covered* in those nerds, they are *so fucking good*!! If i see a bag of those I *literally* can't stop myself from eating them"

"Woah hehe," you chuckle. Theyre just talking about snacks but they're just so... Excitable. You almost can't help but smile. "Yeah I'll... I'll have to see if they have some."

"Hell yeah. You won't regret it. Here I work over at the lil coffee shop down there, I'm off work in about an hour cause I'm on break right now, how about you swing by and I can hook you up with a free drink and, you know, if you want to, maybe after we could hang out some more cause you seem cool!!" she says, before leaning closer and adding, "And us monsters gotta stick together, you know?"

You almost can't take it. This is all too much. You just sit there for a moment in stunned silence, blinking at them, before realizing you should probably say fucking *something* so you don't creep them out.

"Oh uhh... Yeah that- that sound amazing! I'd love that."

"Hell yeah awesome!! This is so cool oh em gee I made a new friend!!" They giggle, making your heart jump out of your chest. How the fuck can one person be this cute!! "Ok well you have fun getting your snacks and I will see you in just a little bit!!"

With that, they start walking away, still facing you, and start to wave.

"Bye Thalia!!!!"

"Bye Chelsea," you wave back, probably too quiet for them to hear since you are still recoiling from how bizzare that was. Luckily, all your normal self depricating thoughts are being drowned out by just how infectiously amazing they were.

You finish your walk to the store, head held higher than usual, and a dumb, gay smile plastered all over your face the whole way. You also make sure to pick up those gummy things they were talking about. Maybe you'll be able to share them later. You're sure they'll love that.

[simsor-talks]

OKAY FUCK IT nobody watched Moana 2 yet and I can't talk to them about it because spoilers but I have Things to say!!

Also yeah spoiler warning under the cut

Okay First of all: I LIKED IT okay it was GOOD at least in my opinion. The first half was a bit rushed and actually felt a lot like a series-turned-movie BUT the second half actually was awesome!!

I liked the new characters, theyre all autism lol Moni is my new blorbo he's so friend shaped I love him :3 And come on, even he wrote fanfiction about himself and Maui, so where's all the fanfics about them?? And apparently he was originally supposed to be Moana's love interest? Well, sorry Disney but he turned out too gay lmao

I liked the ending, I think it's really cool that we have Moana as a demigod, but I think it would be even better if they left Maui as a human. Idk it would be a really neat plot twist imo

ALSO Matangi. Ohh she's so cool. But also, the whole time she was on screen I thought she was manipulating Moana and that she's actually evil, until she said that Nalo is gonna kill her for helping her. I mean I really like her character, (she and Moana are hella gay too) but I think the movie would feel better if she was actually the bad guy :/ idk just a though

Hmm what else. OH the way they showed the culture, the clothes, the art it's all so beautiful, I really liked that. Got me really into researching polinesian culture

Oh right, and the songs. Mmm well they weren't bad, but it wasn't Lin Manuel Miranda either. I really like the vocals in most of them, but they do feel very different from the ones in the first movie

And Kakamora were really cute too :3 that Leader coconut and the one that went with them? They're gay. Everyone is gay in that movie. Get ready for Moni fanart because i'm currently obsessed with this guy.

Overall, I think it was a solid 7/10

[prime-empires]

BOOTING THIS BLOG UP TO LOWKEY RANT ABT DRS2 PART 1!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

-the fight scenes? crazy. insane. love them.

-lloyd having panic attacks because of his visions is so real. hes destiny's fav and also he's their biggest hater.

-arin is autistic confirmed you can't tell me no? "am i missing a social cue here?" everyone else also did but YOU!! ARIN WHEN I GET YOU!!!!!

-im going to call cole a gay slur with all of the love in my heart. im so crazy abt that freak normal about that character

-bonzle being the spell is such good character growth to me. her whole little story with her meeting wu was heartwarming and she really grew on me as a character since we really didnt get to see her in s1.

-gandalaria is an icon whom i love. shes so goofy and silly and the scene looking for the potion after bonzle got captured was silly and killed the tension a tad, but PUPPY COLE. he was a pupy...

-sora helping arin to raise his spirits and keeping it a secret is actually good imo. i really hope theres not a soul shattering scene in pt 2 where she tells him she did it! (pleasepleaseplease dont make this happen i might cry actually)

-kai surpassing everyone and learning basic rising dragon was a good idea. he was the original main character before lloyds arc.

-KAI MY BELOVED MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKASS RED SELF BACK TO THE REAL WORLD RIGHT NEOW!!! ur not the main character anymore bestie...im so sorry

-jay mandated one minute cameo was so real i need my boy back in the gang. need more cole/jay interaction...give me the besties. the Boy Besties.

-"they got hungry and went to chena noodle house" so real. so so real and in character of jay and cole. theyre best friends your honor STOP SEPARATING THEM

Overall thoughts: holy SHIT!!! I genuinely didn't think Dragons Rising would keep my interest like it has. I've watched this fuckass show since I was like 11, and by GOD they're keeping it real. The fight scenes are beautifully animated, they're keeping the characterization as close to normal as possible (of course there will be differences, no one can deny it). The story is enthralling and I really, REALLY love it.

can we get cole introducing geo to jay when he comes back as his bf to confirm all of our "suspicions" (they are dating. i dont care) but pleasepleaseplease im begging. don't keep us in the dark ninjago team

[crossovershipstournament]

ROUND 3: SIDE 1: Max Goof (Disney)/Yakko Warner (Animaniacs) VS Sora (Kingdom Hearts)/Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet) VS Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)/Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)

*Mun Note: There are three options because Sora/Jim and Johnny/Jack tied last round, so this round is a three-way matchup. Only the winning ship will advance to the next round.

Propaganda for Max Goof/Yakko Warner:

I just like them. I think its cute. Romeo and juliet vibes because theyre from different studios, Disney vs warner brothers. They're both funny, dorky guys, and they bring out the best in each other. Plus only child vs overworked older child turned parent is a really good dynamic too.

YAX SWEEP

#YAX SWEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

#yakko x max opened my third eye #this needs to be a thing

Cameo of Max's VA expressing approval of the ship~!

#YAX SWEEP #LETS GOOO

#yax propagandists ASSEMBLE

#yax sweep #they deserve it

Propaganda for Sora/Jim Hawkins:

I just think they're cute and they should put a Treasure Planet world in Kingdom Hearts.

I can't believe I have to choose! Jimmy/Timmy had a nice dynamic in their specials, but I just can't help but vote for Sora/Jim because of what we don't have. I'd love for Sora and Jim to get together, I think they'll have a lot to talk about! #HEY SORA AND JIM ARE IMPORTANT TO ME #VOTE FOR THEM

Propaganda for Johnny Bravo/Samurai Jack:

A man physically out of time and a man mentally out of time. In that little laundromat, these two men exchange a conversation filled with sexual tension. Jack overwhelmed by Johnny’s strength. Johnny overwhelmed by Jack’s sense of calm. Despite all the ways it shouldn’t work, there’s a real affection simmering under that surface. Mutual attraction, that if they acted in it, could transform their lives in such a myriad of ways. With Jack’s endless hunt for Aku and Johnny’s endless hunt for sex, the only barrier between their happiness is their sense of duty holding them back.

#i cant help but smile and giggle a bit at the propaganda for jack and johnny because yeah. yeah exactly this. this is what its all about #I <3 GAY PEOPLE

#alright now seriously PLEASE VOTE FOR JOHNNY BRAVO X SAMURAI JACK!!!!!!!! #WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT SHIP MY BRAIN EXPLODED #and then i forgot this ship existed for. 4 years (????) if i didn't find this poll i would never remember it

#remider to support Samuraibravo

Art Credit: Max/Yakko art by @/doodle-poofes Sora/Jim art by @/smovs Johnny/Jack screencaps are from the laundromat short

[nyalectro]

This is so random sorry but I gotta say SOMETHING.

This account is so surreal to me because you seem so similar to myself and i've never seen anyone who liked Electro (like, very passionately the way I do.) He was always my favorite villain since I was a little kid but the PS4 version of him is what kicked off my insanity to the level it is now and I've been insane since 2018, collecting stuff of him like comics and figures and trading cards.

I have a TikTok account dedicated to my special interest (..electro) and A LOT OF PEOPLE tell me it's weird and I kinda get teased so seeing another person who loves him in the comics (616) and game so much has blown my mind and I'm really happy to see it I can't lie.

Is this weird? I felt like it would be weirder if I ignored it 😭😭

if i had the money id decorate my room with his face..

NO ITS NOT WEIRD AT ALL.. the girls who get it, get it and the girls who dont, dont… they just dont get electro like we do….

funnily enough i just saw a notification from you before the inbox and i thought DAMN this person likes electro okkk let them cook

unfortunately i dont have tiktok but imagine you had a follower more there🫶🫶

ive also always loved electro as a kid (knew him through the ultimate spider-man tv series) and got the ps4 game in 2018 and thought nothing much (i did very much like him though) but after replaying it in late 2020 something clicked in me😭😭 hes just so silly and stupidly evil and gay and i guess underappreciated … lots of people love tssm and tasm which i do understand but guys… ps4… 616 comics… for some reason theyre hidden gems… I mean i guess i understand since electro is by far not as fleshed out of a character as so many others but hey… theres some good comics of him like the light the night trilogy (sm 1990 #38–40) or asm 1963 #422 which i loooove that definitely help understand his character more.. sighhh

you shan’t feel shame for liking him… every character no matter how unknown has a biggest fan and thats all of us here

[thegeminisage]

STAR TREK UPDATE TIME, holy shit! tuesday we watched ds9's "a time to stand" and "rocks and shoals."

a time to stand:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH

i feel like ds9 is so fucking good every episode i rate "watch" on ym spreadsheet would easily be "must see" in any other trek show. where do i even fucking start

i love that theyre just casually mentioning bashirs darkest secret in playful banter now. theres something in there that makes me very emotional but also it's extremely funny. also, he really DOES quote percentages like a vulcan. whatever he and garak were doing, i don't know what that was but i loved it. literally his boyish smile

oh speaking of couples. KIRA AND ODO. they've got the station all to themselves...um, e quark. i did get deluded for a hot second, when they were all at the bar together, into believing in kira e odo e quark. i don't think that's going to be a permanent feature in my psyche but it was fascinating to experience just once

ODO. MAKES HANDS. TO TOUCH PEOPLE WITH!!!!!!!!!!!

no one made this gifset so i have to make do with a screencap

HE MAKES HANDS TO TOUCH PEOPLE WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i may have had to pause the episode to start screaming

also. hi. "im glad you can still smile" "only when im with you" what if i threw myself into the sun

dukat and kira, holy shit. i've never been so scared in my life. i think about it all the time that he essentially called leeta into his office to fuck him. he BLOCKED KIRA'S EXIT. jesus christ we've come so far from his gay little fireworks show and the thron in his ass

odo manipulating weyoun who's obsessed with him <3 king. but he only did it because <3 kira asked him to. he literally said i've walked this horrible horrible line before i can do it again...their relationship is somehow moving forward because they are going back in time

and like GOD she knows he loves her and she hasn't decided how she feels back but somehow it's still comfortable because he doesn't ask for anything...IMPECCABLE fucking vibes. WHO is doing it like them

on the spaceship side, all of that was very fun, especially sisko and his <3 headaches. but even funnier was them getting stuck 17 years away from help. JUST like. star trek voyager

rocks and shoals:

AND IT GETS BETTER!

kira in this episode. mwah. she quite literally can't live with herself and it's SO clever because at first you the viewer are also like aaaa no dont let the bajorans protest aaaaaa theyll get in trouble and then kira has the change on heart and youre like oh shit. oh fuck. whose side am EYE on?

also, the fact that this was also odo's kneejerk reaction, and she said "don't make me fight you too" and he immediately fell in line. that's love.

garak's "oh, NO" as they were falling. please let the man say "oh shit"

o'brien ripping his pants <3 incredibly funny i felt like i was getting loopy right along with them. the wide shot of the flaming ship sinking into the sea as they laughed their asses off.......cinema

poor dax!!! she tries so hard to be brave but man she really did get fucked up

the little vorta freak in this episode...i want him dead. what an evil thing to do to your own guys AND one of sisko's people died too because of it. ik they won't kil him but they should kill him

i wasn't expecting the thing between garak and nog to have like consequences but it was funt hat they brought it back up. good for them and good for nog, even though i still wish it had been bashir on the post

julian being so chirpy and cheerful w the vorta after fixing him up as though he is a normal patient...sir please control yourself

my only complaint is i wish jake had more to do...right now he just seems to be getting underfoot, when staying behind was supposed to be a sign of maturity. hopefully all his reporting isn't for nothing!!!!

TONIGHT: voy's "day of honor" and "nemesis"

[pixlpxie]

What are your this thoughts on ships?

This was the ask i accidentally deleted my whole answer ... and i just couldn't get the energy to rewrite but now im good

Ships are immaculate things lmao i love shipping ive been a shipper ever since i learned to consume media consciously 😭 and ive always been a gay shipper too I'd only ship queer ships fictional or irl didn't matter. Ships are extremely important aspects of fandoms, they inspire the fans in many ways and help people to engage. They can also help you fulfil your desires but thats another topic. Without them I wouldnt be the horny freak i am today, literally. Yall needed to see my yoonmin chanbaek (and other mlm/wlw kpop ships) smuts lmao even this blog doesn't have that much freaky content. So overall ships are extremely fun imo, and you literally need them.

Irl shipping is fine too whether its just a bromance or romance. I'd say not bothering the people involved is important too, i mean it is, but after one point if they wanna get offended by the ship theyll get offended no matter what you do so at that point theres nothing you can ever do. (Regarding kpop) but as I grew up, its either bc i started to lose interest in kpop in general (i almost dropped the kpop fan life before stanning atz and svt) or bc I understood human relationships better I can't really ship idols romantically anymore. Most likely because I tend to compare how I act with my friends to them. It sometimes shocks me to see people think its a ship proof when they hug or wtvr, esp male idols, i think its the culture difference. South Korea is a collectivist culture despite having individualistic tendencies now. In cultures like that its literally normal to be touchy with your homies. In fact its not real love if yall don't act gay🧍🏻‍♂️they be fucking each other and still going bro... but you get the point. That's why I can't really ship them even if I wanted to. Like yungi. I've talked abt this before and you probably know what I think.

Overallll do whatever you want. Ships are fun theyre enjoyable. Ship fictional characters ship real life people just make sure you stay in your lane and boundaries. That's what ive learned over my years of pro shipping life. ☝🏻

[latibulater]

The Venture Bros Rewatch notes: Careers in Science

gonna start a new reblog chain every two episodes so they dont become too long. this one is a doozy to me. SO much of s7 is scraped from this one episode

I can't stop imaging the implications of Venture Industries going from being a fairly sized cutting-edge company that had over 2000 employees just on the Gargantua 1 (so way more on earth), to having absolutely zero staff and their main HQ building in NY closing (to become the impossible building (and then impossible industries crashing when he goes evil (and tHEN VENTECH CRASHING [literally!!!] after JJ dies (i just think that scraper is cursed))))

I love how Brock is in sweats and a beanie. He saw those dorky spacesuits and said absolutely fucking not

Also, the opening conversation between Brock and Baldavich is SO funnnnnnny. This woman hasn't had sex in 6 years at least and is getting off on guiding a rocket into a space station.

okay i dont care about bud as a character but he'd be a great inciting incident imagine if he had interpreted the Morse and opened the machine and saw Jonas - and THAT was why Rusty and Brock were called up to the Gargantua 1 during this episode

we know Bud was the paperboy on Gargantua 1, so he has essentially been on that space station since Jonas died, for the past twenty whole years. Not straight, literally, but still, jesus. Mentally at least. I'm actually surprised he wasn't able to remember Morse code and decipher the blinks of the Problem Machine. i imagine it was incredibly traumatic and that why he hasn't led a life in any other way, he's still a paperboy twenty years later.

Bud thinking Brock is dr. venture is hilarious it reminds me of fullmetal alchemist. if we want to be gay, he COULD

what is WITH brock's shorts over his sweatpants wtf on earth. so superman

Doc never even took the pills before he hit his head on the console after the gravity was turned back on. i TRULY think he was talking to Jonas' consciousness. the conversation between them is so funny. "youre a hallucination" "fine maybe. but even if im a hallucination im still your dad. what did you do to my space station"

the way hank and dean get so mad and upset when they think doc is dead its actually very touching and sad when you think about how at this point theyre still being endlessly cloned

"you were just flipping switch. think! cmon tiny wonder, you helped me build this thing." "i was just a kid i just wanted to play cowboys and indians, who lets a ten year old help build a space station anyways!"

hank and dean thinking brock is wrestling the phantom space man, and then fucking the phantom space man, they just took it on the chin and assumed immediately Brock would have sex with a man

"oh rusty you don't need diet pills, you just need to figure some things out. remember lad, the solution was in you all the time." either rusty is hallucinating jonas saying that or the man's bodiless head really is trying to encourage his son.

either way it speaks a lot to their relationship. i feel like verbally jonas was very upbeat and forceful optimism, and it was his actions endangering rusty and lack of emotional care that really traumatized rusty as a child

"he has a huge mushroom, does he have a smurf living in it!" i laughed

"you already took it! in the lap! from...not! me!" laughed so much

rusty's childhood toys gunking up the gargantua 1 console. there is a metaphor living in here somewhere

the way bud talks is so old fashioned even for the show. he's got to be the same age as rusty yet he talks like professor impossible or even more anachronistically. maybe baldavich has only been there for 6 years, but bud has been manning the station for multiple tours on end and has only old media to entertain himself with

i love the little zhu-zhu-zhu-zhu-zhuuuuu music its only in the very early episodes

"oh man whats it like being a giant liar"

the suit pee dripping....SO GROSS yet as an animator lover i appreciate it

overall i really do love this episode. first one without racism, thank god above. the joke of baldavich being super ugly is lame, but its tamer than in its always sunny in philadelphia with the way dee is treated like a bird.

i seriously am trying to wrap my head around what it would be like if jonas had actually been recovered in season one. so much character development not done, so much just hasn't happened yet would it even matter? would it be better for jonas jr to be born after jonas comes back to life or after?

tiny bit off track, but i keep picturing an alternate universe where rusty and jj are born at the same time and jonas is still disabled but more interested in science but stuck at home whereas rusty is terrified but able bodied and expected to follow their father everywhere. rusty being a big brother.........