#I can't even do justice to the dramatic and well deserved death of Calroy Cruller. Holy shit.
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18catsreading · 1 year ago
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Lou: for my sister, for my daughter -- and I bring it down.
Brennan: you slice this piece of cake perfectly in half. To the point where no decent burial or anything done with his remains could be anything other than a disgrace and a mockery to his memory.
Lou: I get down on my knees and I grab the back of his pants. And I lift them up and I wait to watch while he shits himself
Brennan: one final humiliating shit.
Cumulus: Wow!
Amethar: Oh. Yea, cousin, uh --
Cumulus: You don't have to explain yourself
Amethar: Ok cool. Cool.
Brennan: Calroy Cruller is dead.
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