#I can't english I swear hahah

[ndostairlyrium]

Replay value! That was the word!

[strawberrystepmom]

You stop that!

It's always the pink princesses that get a man giggling and blushing like an idiot, I swear. God. How am I supposed to not wear my glasses now, huh? Is this what you wanted? Does the success of your wishes please you? Smh

Kbqq! There's one near my house, but my country isn't All That There on globalization, so I can't trust just yet that that one in particular will be worth the money. If I do eventually check it out, I'll let you know; perhaps take you there? Hahah.

But yes, please do take it easy. After all, a week off is also for you to rest and enjoy, whether you can stay productive or not! I'm proud of you for managing to get your tasks done so far, though!

God, please let me know if I ever type too much. I tend to write these the way I write letters AHAHAH. But thank you for the recs! I'll keep them in my notes and make sure I get through them. On the topic of hobbies, would drawing you be too far? I just tend to like drawing things I find beautiful, but I'd hate to do it without your consent and whatnot- I'm just some guy behind an envelope emoji, after all.

Aight cut it out, four eyes. Have a lovely night!

-✉️

P.s. why the fuck is "whether" spelt like that? I always have to look it up to get it right, English confuses me.

your eyes can thank me later!!!! less strain means less headache and that just means more enjoyment if you ask me. life is 100% better when your head doesn’t hurt. and yes I am painfully smug don’t even worry about it 😋

pfff I’m bossy at that the bbq table idk if you’d wanna come with me lmaoooo I’m like okay do this here’s your food here’s that blah blah blah but honestly the thing with kbbq is that it’s easy to overestimate how much food you really want. like you have to go hungry hungry to make it worth it sometimes bc it’s just so much. it’s delicious but it’s a lot

I would be honored and flattered if you ever decided to draw me wahhhhhhh djdjdjsjjsjdd as a hobby writer I know inspo comes from everywhere so absolutely. omg you don’t type to much at all! as we’ve discussed, this is our yap time. I yap, you yap, we yoped….its just how things are gonna be. in fact it makes me happy that you take the time to really chat!!!

happy Sunday my sweet new friend!!! hope today is good to you and that you’re feeling much much better

[rutilefearless]

MAMA MO - AOT X FILIPINA!!READER

Lol sorry I got bored and had nothing to do so hear are hcs of your fav characters and you as a Filipino.

Warning!! - none just...you being a Filipina a$$hole just small swear words.

Imagine you fell from the sky and safely on the ground just to find out you're in your fav anime...wow... it's unbelievably dumb...but it's cool tho

Bi1tch if you ever meet the 104 cadets you're probably the black sheep like who the hecks leaves their shoes outside the dorms??? Who the heck drinks coffee at 3 in the afternoon and say "it's cold" while the others sweat their sh1t.

You're probably one of those a-hole that would go like:

"It's nice up here."

"Ha?"

"I said it's nice up here."

"Ha?"

"HAKDOGGG B1TCH GOD GAVE YOU EARS USE IT ARE YOU DUMB OR SOME SH1T, DA FUQ???"

I'm sorry...that's Filipino culture.

If both Eren and Jean p1sses you off you'd probably take your shoe/sandals off and throw it straight at their faces

There is never a time you didn't swear in Filipino

"PUTANGINAAAAA"

(Your mom's a b-)

"Gagong toh (this idiot) CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY??!!"

"AY PISTI! (pest) YOU SCARED ME SH1THEAD"

"Abay YAWA TANGINA ANAK NG PUTA GAGO KA PALA POTRES KANG BOBO MO ULOLL HAHAH."

( "fuckkkk mothrrfucker you son of a bitch damn idiot hahahahaaa.")

They don't understand you but they sure do know you're not happy

Yes you speak in Filipino sometimes like:

"TANGINA- histo- Krista pwede manligaw?"

(motherfu- histo- Krista can I be yours?)

You're probably with the gay squad...you guys know who right?

You're always speaking in Filipino when you're insulting someone or just looking for hot characters

The most Filipino thing you did was rap your anger when trost fell and half of your circle almost got killed.

They didn't understand you but hey atleast they knew you were worried

Levi probably thinks your weird as fuq like what kind of alien Language are you even talking?

Hange...we all know her... she'd flaunt about your talent of learning a language and would not stop asking questions here and there oh my goodness just answer her questions.

"How did you learn that?"

"Where did you come from?"

"Perhaps you belong somewhere outside?"

"What food do you eat?"

Food Hange....food

Erwin...yea...the shock on his face when you shouted in Filipino after you hit your elbows in the library you were like "AY YAWA!" he just looked down on his work but he has no idea what that meant

Honestly there was never a time you ate without carbs, like even in dinner we all know bread and potatoes are near and you just finish it like Sasha, the only thing is that you won't stop searching for is rice yes rice. You even asked the others what's for food and when they say soup you'd whine cause it's not rice

You didn't even finish your meat cause you were busy with potatoes and rice

The time you saw a literal titan during the fall of trost you said something in Filipino.

"Hey Connie!!!"

"What!!???"

"Wanna know who those thingies are??!!!"

"They're called Titans dumbass and what is it??!!!

"Mama mo!!" (Your mom)

The poor guy didn't understand and just went "HAHH??!!" "HAKDOG BOBO MO PALA" (hakdog your an idiot)

You probably said Filipino slangs like high-five is " apir" but in English it's "up here"

Adobo...that will never disappear, there are times you get bored and ask Sasha to haunt for a chicken cause you were too lazy to do it and sneaked out.

Don't worry the ingredients were complete so the adobo making was a success, everybody loved it since the taste was so unique and it had more seasonings than the usual soup. They should hire you as cook

That time Annie became a titan and was trapped in the titan forest. It was so tense no soldier couldn't breathe seeing the female Titan before them trapped but has a possibility of escaping and you just shouted "Hi! Chicks!!"

They just stared at you like a damn walking piece of shit 💀

But it actually changed cause the titan reacted, why? Cause you always call her that

Miss gurlll panicked 😭

Anyways that's all for today u want p.2?? Don't worry I've got class for the next five days 👌

Byeee

[oh-three]

Kinda at a crossroads in terms of my personal life right now. Actually, scratch that, I'm kind of having a crisis in general.

The company I work for treats us employees like shit, and half the work we do is redoing stuff we've already done because they can't make up their minds. Not to mention that they've fired almost all of the OG greenhouse crew, and those that weren't fired have left on their own terms because they've seen the flaws, too. Everyone they've hired to replace them speaks little to no English, and Babbel isn't actually adding anything relevant to my job to my Spanish vocabulary. Our truck driver is gone at the end of next week, then it's just me and my boss (and his usually-not-around boss) from the original crew. And I'll be the only one who solely speaks English. I don't mind the others being Spanish, but the language barrier is such a pain. We spend so much time using Google Translate that we have minutes knocked off of productivity explaining things properly to each other.

Cherry on top? Well, the truck driver did once overhear the CEO telling someone else that everyone is replaceable. Hahah, I don't want to work for you anymore. I love the work I'm doing when I'm not redoing things, but what the fuck?

Anyway. We have a new shipping facility in my area that's hiring, and their pay is pretty good, but I don't think that's a job (sorting packages) I'd be interested in. None of the other jobs here are appealing to me. It's like the only thing keeping me tied here is my family, friends, and the fact that I don't feel comfortable enough to strike out on my own yet- I mean, it seems fucking complicated separating my finances and stuff from my parents', I have no idea where to start. Insurance? Phone plan? Internet? No fucking clue how to detach from all that and get myself set up. And housing is expensive now.

What I'm about to add may make me seem suicidal, and I swear I'm not, but- What's the point? In living? In working hard for a retirement you'll never be able to afford? For companies that do nothing but abuse you and take up all of your time?

I don't even get paid for having Labor Day off, and I didn't know that until today. Bet I haven't been paid for any holidays. Will I get paid for Thanksgiving? For Christmas? I have no benefits at all.

Heck, my bosses aren't even sure if we're staying on through the winter yet, and the vague answers they've each given me have been contradictory of one another.

The part of me that signed up to take JROTC in that middle school classroom is rising back up. I wanted to join the military then, and it's looking pretty appealing now. I feel like I'm just dragging, hanging on because I know I'll never forgive myself if I miss new releases in my favorite fandoms- and there's quite a few that I'm excited for- but I don't feel there's much for me out there.

I want to make life interesting, make it feel worth sticking around for, but I have no idea how to do that.

[ndostairlyrium]

Writer (?) vs OC

I was tagged by beloved @melisusthewee to do this and like, it's so cute?? ;;

Find the picrew here.

Still having trouble finding one with different body types so I haven't picked Kerry for this (soft king deserves them curves Maker gave to him), but Ankh looks 👌👌👌

I'm tagging @idolsgf and @underneathestars only, because the others have been tagged already hahah GET ON BOARD <3