#I can’t write Chris Flemings-isms but maybe someone can

[gesamkuns-twerk]

Next season, Cesare is granted the ability to taste food and tries an actually good burger. You don’t see him for the entire episode but you can clearly hear him moaning and yelling inappropriate things from inside the truck.

“I can’t TAKE ANYMORE!! I have to maintain my waif-ish figure, otherwise who will believe that we sell the bad food??? I need to look consumption-chic, like I’m being eaten from the inside by a deadly bacterial infection! Put these BONES on display!!!!”

(I tried)