#I can hear him

[barbieaemond]

OSFERTH | The Last Kingdom S3E7

[dramaticironing]

brennan lee mulligan voice: okay that's going to be... Razorflax Death Destroyer Of Worlds. you see he goes woooooshhh shwiiiing shhwoop PAHPAH neeeoooowww BLAM! and lands right next to you. he's gonna roll now... he hits foooor.... 69 points of damage. I know. You are looking Messed Up, dude.

[alivingtypo]

Part of me wishes the wedding went smoothly so we could see Josh’s reaction to buck and Tommy dancing together

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

u just KNOW he was feeling C U N T Y

[m3tth4ws]

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Flocke snores btw

[hazardsoflove]

ryan………….

[cyberceara]

[tibtew]

scrolling through content for a ship I like and seeing fanart where one of them is aged down to be a child (my ears suddenly start bleeding and the pain in my skull becomes unbearable)

[thebluecheeseconspiracy]

You know, I've read lots of fanfics where WWX just stands there when he's being scolded/berated/ insulted by anyone (mostly Yu and her son)and I'm just like, "no babe, we don't love that for you" . I for one want to read something where WWX snaps and suckerpunches JC after one too many times of insults and scolding, (What is he? 5?) Just to shut him up. I bet it'd feel liberating

[fadingcorners]

IT'S THE GUY

The mall wizard

Banished from the H&M

[electronicdust]

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[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

my neighbour who is on his property about fifty meters away is sawing wood

[sonofcelluloid]

prev tags I screamed

darling, wake up— stop screaming, it’s me. darling, what does “ratioed” mean in the context of this internet communication I’ve just received? is it a taunt

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[mountainshroom]

underrated duo 😔👊 were watching season 3 with my mom and guys the firebending masters-episode is SO GOOD