#I call it the bitch detector XD

[distinguished-slacker]

Reminding you after 1-2 years of that weird panel that hinted Mito could sense Mahiru

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Polizeiruf 110 München (Kreise) liveblogging

am I watching this because Daniel Strässer is in it? yes. yes I am so once again I have no idea who the fucking Komissare are IT OPENS ON A STRICH? oh no, I would not survive daniel as sex worker daaamnnn are you collecting sperm to plant as evidence somewhere? what city is this even set in? xD ah München. I guess. Putting that in the title now damn I did not expect the car to be white. idk why I should look up their names weLP hundestaffel going nuts what is happening out of nowhere I'm just not going to learn their names xD 'guter verlierer sind sie anscheinend nicht' 'ja das ist ne schwäche von mir. zum ausgleich bin ich nachtragend' lol lmao wie der komissar auf dem regal hängt xDD sajkldjsakldjaslkjdaljasl ich mag den typ ?????? WHAT is this sudden guitar. it scared me XDD also I feel like I should know the song? lmao are they orangina bottles? "hoffer & Werfel" the capitalisation is also fun and the all black kitchen schön schick I'm also so curious about Daniel's role xD their painful car conversations what is happening xD das war daniel right ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BABY BOY AJDSKLASDJLASJKASD WITH THE LIGHT BLUE ROLLKRAGENPULLI AND THE LIGHT BLUE SHIRT help lmao was is das fürn vogel sakdkal the little arm move that daniel does. is the same like adam does at the lake ;-; liebe ja actor macken/choices LOL natürlich ne jukebox, nach dem gespräch eben im auto mag den sinn sjdaskldjlkadjjl modellbahn enthusiast natürlich OH that's the step-dad? his man cave lmao du bist vor einem jahr ausgezogen und hast deine ganze hütte dort?? (OOH das im wald mit der hundestaffel war auch daniel. ups xD) that witness kinda looks like the staatsanwältin from tatort zurich but in brunette (but for once it's a different actress) calling all dogs the same name is so ... weird 'wie kommen sie überhaupt hier rein' marian!flashbacks 'fassen sie niemals einen polizisten oder schiedsrichter an, da gehts sofort runter. entweder unter die dusche oder in die zelle. ehrlich' damn bitch xD XDDDD 'warn das hässliche möbel?' wassss xDD grandpa killed himself? interesting that guy's interrogation style is interesting XDDD i love how immediately everyone rags on it 'was is das den für ne fragetechnik?' jetzt lehnt der andere typ so aufm regal xD der typ mitm lunchböxi und der mandarine drin lmao the nachtschicht feels all good komissare wear coats it would be fun if hörk would wear long coats tbh Hans und Constanze. weiss immer noch nicht deren nachnamen xDD AHH daniel :3 süss in dem sakko. der rollkragenpulli is aber der hass xD babymaus very fascinated by his chest and breathing the banter of those two is simultaneously boring as shit and interesting how did y'all manage that lecker smoothie machen xD 'möchten sie?' 'neIN' xD what isss happpppeeeenniiiiiiiiing oh hey, back to that guy AHOY XD what is that outfit ach das echt n cop? well hellooooo~ ooooh tchechischer cop? lmao the move of putting a rubber glove over the smoke detector to smoke inside lmao and his 'light my cig' finger shimmy honestly there's so much fucking smoking in the shows I'm watching atm. it's not good for my psyche aww poor czech guy ....isn't she not allowed to drive? fdskslakfsj help. her softly and slightly breathless telling the 'dann holt sie ihm einen runter... sie spürt, dass er kommt, nimmt den slip [..] und wischt ihm sein sperma vom schwanz' is doing things to me 'das war doch ne gute geschichte' JA WARS xD 'das ist der wagen meines mannes. der ist bestimmt oben und packt meine sachen' alter was ?!!??? 'das hab ich doch für sie gemacht' insane. oh quelle surprise sdkaskaldlsaöd WHAT IS HAPPENING why is this just like everyone wants to bang Hans time xD fuahdsja wie er den holster vorsorglich aufmacht <333 what an ending

[redorich]

(Hermit Canyon AU)

Eventually, the Hermit seems to get attached to Puffy. It makes sense- it's been trading gifts with her for months now, and has even shown itself to her a few times, albeit while invisible.

The other SMPers don't think much of it at first. The more curious members ask Puffy questions about The Hermit sometimes, but she knows little, so they quickly give up. Occasionally someone will try to explore the ridiculously trapped town, but they give up once it's obvious they're not getting in.

The trades grow more and more valuable, and one day Puffy opens her barrel to find a beacon, and enough iron to fully power it. She's stunned, naturally. To think the Hermit is so capable it can kill a Wither just to give a beacon away- she can barely believe it.

(In actuality, they cheesed it on the Nether roof, but she doesn't know that)

She does try to hide it, but word gets around, and after another few failed raids on the town (and some rumours that the Hermit can teleport), things settle down again, as much as they can on the SMP.

Then someone steals Puffy's beacon. {You decide who, because I. don't actually watch DSMP, admittedly.}

Puffy, naturally, is devestated- she can't imagine the work the Hermit put into getting it for her in the first place (the most time-consuming thing was getting the Wither skulls, and it wasn't even that bad). But there's not really much she can do, so she carries on.

Except, the next day, the thief wakes up to find their house full of chickens, Puffy's beacon missing, and every single empty space in their chests filled with strategically renamed light grey stained glass panes.

They go outside to find the entire contents of a cave spider spawner on their front lawn. Alongside a ravager. With speed potions. Renamed Pamela's Revenge.

(Cue half the SMP trying to find out who Pamela is)

Puffy, meanwhile, wakes to find her beacon back in its rightful place, and a beautifully terraformed garden outside her house (Scar accidentally detonated a creeper and naturally had to fix the hole...and then went a little overboard. But it's fine.)

op i want you to know that i considered just posting your ask, because it’s already So Good and practically a fic on its own, but i really wanted even more content so i wrote it myself. ANYWAY here’s sapnap’s terrible horrible no good very bad day xD

It’s risky, doing anything on the wide open Nether roof where anyone can see. Hell, using a beacon at all is risky for the Hermits. Still, they’ve got all sorts of farms and copious amounts of materials at their fingertips. They’re past early game, stuck in mid-game while they wait for Etho to scope out more locations, while they build the second Upside Down (which Grian has named the Upside-ier Down), while they build their joint bases miles out from civilization. 

Having a beacon would make the process faster, they reason to themselves. They certainly aren’t risking being discovered just because they’re bored and getting a beacon is an excuse to do something. And hell, Tango made that giant, super-efficient wither skeleton skull farm right next to his double blaze spawner farm, so they might as well mass-produce Nether stars by killing multiple Withers. It’s not that difficult.

On another note, it’s after they gift Puffy one of their many beacons, in addition to a kit of iron blocks for powering the beacon that the Hermits realize that while their gifts are increasing in expense, Puffy’s are... not. So, if Puffy’s around average in the Dream SMP economy, they’ve figured out where most players meet their limit. She hasn’t stopped dropping by, though, which is nice. Her gifts become increasingly handmade, in lieu of upping the ante on material wealth. The Hermits suppose that hand-crafted items have a value that extends past money. Each and every one of them has something that she’s made for them, whether it be a shawl, a blanket, a set of earrings, a bracelet, or a pair of socks.

Apparently the beacon is more of a Big Deal than the Hermits thought. After all, the rainbow castle has several. However, the Hermits realize that they’ve been shortsighted. While it is true that the rainbow castle has several beacons, the castle is the only place that they’ve seen any beacons.

Sapnap steals the beacon. He doesn’t particularly need it, but he wants it, and stealing is fun. Maybe if he’s lucky, he’ll even start another minor war over it. He hasn’t fought Puffy very much. He wonders if she can put up a good fight.

Puffy’s-- not distraught, but she’s upset. That was a gift from the Hermit, a friend who she’s been pulling out of its shell. She doesn’t have much use for a beacon, but then again, neither does Sapnap; he’s just a dick. Just in case, Puffy leaves a note with the rest of the items she leaves in her barrel:

Dear Hermit,

I’m very sorry for losing the beacon you gave me. I made the mistake of keeping it in a normal chest instead of an Ender chest, so Sapnap stole it. I should have seen that coming. I’ll try to get it back, but if I don’t, please know that I didn’t throw it away.

Thank you,

Puffy.

Sapnap wakes up in the middle of a lake. His mattress is floating, and when he tries to paddle back to shore (once he’s done screaming), the mattress tips over and he receives an unpleasant fishy wakeup call. He trudges into his house for a shower, and finds that the showerhead, as well as all his faucets, have been stuffed with ramen noodle seasoning. 

He looks in his chests for a bucket of water. The first chest he checks is not only full of light gray glass, but also trapped. When he opens it, pufferfish fall out of the ceiling and bounce around. He dies to their poison twice before they finally die. The next chest he opens also has light gray glass, no water buckets, and a trap. This one, though, only releases a metric fuckton of chickens into his house. It’s fine. This is fine.

As he looks through his chests, he realizes something. They’ve got glass in them, sure, and they’ve been raided of water buckets, but... the beacon is gone. None of his other items, like enchanted netherite tools or literal diamond blocks, have been stolen. Just Puffy’s beacon.

Whoever pranked him missed a bucket, so he promptly dumps it over his head in an effort to smell less like pond scum and spicy chicken noodles. It takes the whole day to get his base back in order: he’s got to clean out all the faucets, empty all the glass from his chests, throw out all the dead pufferfish, and slaughter chickens by the dozens.

He can’t sleep. Are you fucking kidding. He can’t sleep. A soft hiss catches his attention, only audible now that the quiet of night has fallen. Is there somehow an unlit cave under his base?

Nope. As he steps outside onto his front lawn, he sees a daylight detector near the door that he missed when he came inside this morning. The daylight detector seems to have released approximately fifteen bajillion cave spiders onto his lawn, and they’re all angry, so he shuts the front door in their faces and goes back inside. That’s a problem for tomorrow’s him.

Horns spear the wall right next to where Sapnap was standing five seconds ago. He yelps. What the fuck is a ravager doing on his front porch? And why the FUCK does it have speed potion particles?!

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Sapnap hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape Pamela’s Revenge>

<Sapnap was slain by Cave Spider>

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Georgenotfound> who is pamela’s revenge

<Sapnap> ;RVAER

<Sapnap> HELP

<Sapnap> RAVEAGER

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Georgenotfound> good night sapnap :)

<Sapnap> GEORGE OYU BITCH HLEP ME

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Georgenotfound> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

-------

Puffy sees a whole lot of nonsense in the chat when she wakes up in the morning, and promptly decides to ignore it. She goes about her morning as usual, heading out to her front porch to sip a cup of coffee in peace. 

She... has a garden now. Hm. That wasn’t there before. And come to think of it, neither was the beacon she lost.

“Thanks, Hermit,” she says with a smile.

-------

Stress sips a cup of tea, having breakfast in Grian’s rustic sitting room with a few of her fellow Hermits.

“D’ya think we went overboard?” she says.

“...Nah,” Cub says.

[smalltownfae]

My Favourite Characters and Tropes

Books:

Beloved, Patience, Molly Chandler, Malta Vestrit, Fitz Farseer and Bee (Realm of the Elderlings)

Jezal dan Luthar, Vick dan Teuffel, Savine dan Glokta, Ardee West, Orso dan Luther (First Law Series)

Sméagol/Gollum (Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit)

Maia (The Goblin Emperor)

Granny Weatherwax and Death (Discworld)

Sophie Hatter and Howl Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle book)

Sybel (The Forgotten Beasts of Eld)

Manga/Anime:

Jack Vessalius, Vincent Nightray, Rufus Barma (Pandora Hearts)

Vanitas and Jeanne (The Case Study of Vanitas)

Wolfgang Grimmer (Monster)

Count D (Petshop of Horrors)

Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter)

Tv Shows:

Villanelle (Killing Eve)

Max (Black Sails)

Mike Ehrmantraut and Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad)

Michael (The Good Place)

Movies:

Evelyn Carnahan O’Connell (The Mummy)

Ripley (Alien)

Hideko (The Handmaiden)

Mulan

I decided to check if there were similarities between my favorite characters and there were some surprising results. Apparently I seem to like the mentioned bellow character tropes the most. There were some that I found irrelevant like eating a lot, others were related to the plot and not necessarily the personality of the character and I also might have missed some (there are so many). In the end, these are the tropes I can see why I like them and I can think of multiple characters that fit them even if they are not in the list of absolute favorites. The tropes are in alphabetical order.

Anti-Hero: Vanitas, Count D. Gollum, Granny

Badass Bookworm: Kurapika, Evelyn, Fitz

Berserk Button: Mike, Kim, Grimmer, Jack, Vanitas, Jeanne, Kurapika, Sophie, Howl, Death, Vincent

Beware the Nice Ones: Sophie, Grimmer, Jeanne, Kurapika, Ripley, Death

Big Sister/Big Brother Instinct: Villanelle, Vanitas, Kurapika, Orso

Bitch in Sheep’s Clothing: Jack, Michael, Gollum, Savine

Consumate Liar: Vanitas, Michael, Vick

Deadpan Snarker: Ripley, Evie, Michael, Hideko, Death, Ardee, Orso

Defrosting Ice Queen: Jeanne, Sybel, Hideko

Determinator: Sophie, Grimmer, Jeanne, Kurapika, Ripley, Death, Evelyn, Gollum, Fitz

Hero with bad publicity: Vanitas, Kurapika, Orso, Fitz (in contrast Savine is Villain with good publicity :D)

Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Vanitas, Ripley, Michael, Howl, Granny, Jezal

Living Lie Detector: Kim, Jack, Kurapika

Manipulative Bastard: Jack, Vanitas, Michael, Death, Savine, Vincent, Barma

Nerves of Steel: Mike, Jeanne, Michael, Orso

Stepford Smiler: Grimmer, Jack, Vincent, Vanitas (I admit I like this in manga/anime characters...)

The Ace: Mike, Kurapika, Fitz, Bee

The Chessmaster: Jack, Michael, Savine, Vincent

Troll: Villanelle, Vanitas, Michael

Some of my favorites don’t even show up in these tropes, but that is also because the Realm of the Elderlings series is really empty in that site. Anyways,

MAJOR TROPES I LIKE (More than 4 characters):

Berserk Button, Beware the Nice Ones, Deadpan Snarker, Determinator, Jerk with a Heart of Gold and Manipulative Bastard.

Makes sense tbh XD I will keep updating this list ahah

Major Plot Tropes I like (in order):

Foreshadowing, Bittersweet Ending, Abusive Parents (for some reason my fav books have a lot of that...), First-Person Perspective, Earn Your Happy Ending, Deal with the Devil, Checkhov's Gun, Unreliable Narrator, Functional Magic, Decadent Court, Even Evil Has Loved Ones, Gothic Horror, Gray and Grey Morality, Hero of Another Story, I want my Beloved to be Happy, I just want to have friends