#I boop my partner irl all the time

[allegriana]

I was planning to stay off of social media today but the boop function has consumed me body and soul

[anyamaris]

While You Were Sleeping

Word Count-1650

Summary-You and your boyfriend explore new territory in your relationship.

Pairing- boyfriend!San x f!reader

Trope-Established Relationship

Warnings-Vulgarity, unprotected sex (don't do this irl), free use, consent given prior to activities (as spoken about in fic), creampie, somnophilia, MINORS DNI 18+

A/N-Really into the idea of free use, not just for one partner but both. So I wanted to explore it a little bit more! Also @sanjoongie 100% inspired this particular match and kink 🤍💜🤍

Tags- @cultofdionysusnet @wooyoungmybelovedhusband @yoonguurt @shinestarhwaa @babesindestroyland @lemonhongjoong @stardragongalaxy @kpop-stories-21 @thelargefrye

Thank you to @cafekitsune for use of the banners!

“Hmmmm…..” you murmur, scrolling through your phone.  Coming up behind you, your boyfriend kisses your cheek and then rests his chin on your shoulder.  “What is hmmmm?” he asks, peeking at what you’re reading.  “Hmmmmm……” you say again, teasingly, pretending to cover what you’re looking at.  You lean back against him and turn your head to give him a cute smirk.  “I was talking to my other boyfriend. Nothing to do with you.”  “HEY!” he growls out and pulls you back against him.  “Don’t make me stay home and punish you.” he says, nuzzling the nape of your neck.  

“Sannie, like I would ever…you’re all the man I need.”  You say, turning around to kiss him as you wrap your arms around his neck.  Shaking your head at his smug smile, you just boop his nose.  His arms pull you in and you enjoy the feeling of his arms around your waist.  “Have you ever heard of free use?”  you ask and he cocks an eyebrow.  “Eh? What’s that?” he asks, tilting his head.  It’s your turn to raise an eyebrow and smirk.  

“It means that two people give each other permission to have sex with them, when one of them wants to.  Even if the other person isn’t in the mood right then.” you say, giving him what you’d gathered from reading some of the articles on it.  “Oh? Wait…” he says, his eyes getting a little bigger.  You bite your lip as he takes a moment to process it.  “You…would be okay with that?” he asks, looking at you skeptically.  

“Well, of course we’d talk about it and what things weren’t ok, but…yeah.  I think it sounds kinda hot…” you say, blushing a little. He smirks, biting his lip as well at your expression.  “Well then…let’s have a nice little talk then….” 

And that’s how you found yourself one morning, waking up next to your half naked boyfriend, knowing you both don’t need to be anywhere.  He’d been spending long hours in the practice room and the gym and you hadn’t had a lot of time together.  You had the weekend to yourselves for once and a date planned….but your mind drifted back to that conversation about free use.  

Eyeing his sleeping form, you curl up behind him, pressing your face into his neck.  You’d missed his smell.  He must have come in late while you were sleeping after showering.  He smelled so nice…. You think, your hand wrapping around his waist, running over his firm abs, up to his well muscled chest.  As your hand skims over his nipple, he murmurs softly and moves a little.  Not wanting to wake him just yet, you still your exploration until his breathing becomes steady again.  Pressing your lips to the skin at his shoulder, you let your thumb rub over his nipple again and smirk as it tightens up.  Lightly sliding your fingers down his chest, then his stomach, enjoying all the work he’s put into his body, you find yourself playing with the waistband of his boxers.  

You can’t help but hesitate for a moment, but then you remember your previous conversation and smile.  Letting your fingertips slip below the elastic band, you skim along his hip and pelvic bone, admiring his body with your touch.  You hear his breath catch in his sleep as you fan out your hand and rub your palm along his length.  Even sleeping, you’ve managed to get him semi hard and you lick your lips as you curl your fingers around him.  “Mmm Sannie…” you murmur and he whines softly as you stroke him gently.  “I want your cock so bad, San…” you whisper in his ear and his hips move slightly as you grip the base of his cock, enjoying how he hardens in your fist.  

“Get nice and hard for me so I can ride you…” you say as you press kisses along his shoulder and neck.  “Uhhnnng…” he moans softly as you cup his balls in your hand.  You can feel them tighten up as he becomes more aroused.  As you slide your hand back up him and feel the wetness of his precum, you pull back a bit and roll him on his back. Feeling happy that you only had on one of San’s tshirts with no panties, you crawl on top of him, straddling him.  Looking down at his sleeping form as he is helpless beneath you, you feel your walls clench.  “Fuck…” you hiss out, admiring his naked torso.  You palm his nipples with your hands, rubbing upwards to his broad shoulders.  

As you settle your aching core onto his length, you can’t stop yourself from rubbing along him, teasing yourself.  Another small whine escapes his parted lips and his hands instinctively reach for your legs as he moves a little below you.  “Shh…let me do the work, San…” you whisper, lifting yourself to grip him and guide him to your eager entrance.  As you lower yourself and take him in, you gasp as he stretches you.  It had been about a week or two since you’d had time to be intimate and you were aching for him.  You pull off the tshirt and toss it as you take your time.  

It takes everything within you to not just seat yourself on him immediately.  You wanted to watch him slowly wake up beneath you as you rode him, to watch his eyes clear at the sight of you fucking him.  Slowly settling down around him, savoring every inch of him pushing past your tight walls, you moan audibly.  You watch his head tilt back and his fingers tighten on your thighs gently, his eyes wrinkling a little at the sensation.  

“Oh Sannie, you feel so fucking good…” you moan softly, adjusting so you are able to slide up and down on him while you use his shoulders to hold onto.  “Oh fuck yes…” you moan, a little louder as you ride him.  “Mmmmmm…” you hear him moan back and you smile, picking up the pace a little bit more.  Being able to have him under you like this, completely subject to your use, has you clenching quickly and you have to ease up a bit so you don’t cum too quickly.  As his brows furrow underneath you though, you decide that would be a great way to wake him up.  

“Sannie…I’m going to use you and cum on your big cock, don’t you want to watch?” you whisper, rubbing your thumb over his lower lip.  “Mmmm…. Wanna…” he moans and you start bouncing a bit faster, leaning down a bit so you're rubbing against him, the friction causing you to feel the familiar tensing in your abdomen.  ‘Sannie! I’m gonna cum on your big sexy cock, baby!” you cry out, and you watch his eyes flutter open, a bit of shock and a lot of lust filling his eyes as he takes in your naked body riding him.  “Baby…?” he squeaks out and then his eyes roll back in his head as you clamp down around him, feeling your orgasm snap at the sight of him waking up like this.  

“San! SAN OH MY GOD!” You cry out, and he lets out a long whine as you spasm around him, soaking him with your juices as you continue to bounce on him.  “Fuck…oh fuck…” he moans, then he’s sitting up, his hands clamping down on your ass.  Burying his face in your neck, he uses his strength to move you faster up and down on him.  “Again, again…cum…you’re so fucking hot….god….do it …again….” he’s whimpering and you dig your nails into his shoulder and grip his hair to yank his head back.  

“Sannie, cum in me.  Cum for me baby.  Fill my tight little pussy with your cum…” you moan as you claim his mouth, encouraging him in between kisses.  He can only let out moans and little whines as he nods for you.  “Yeah? You gonna cum in me, San? Gonna cum so hard I can feel you filling me?  Hmm? Want me to cum with you? Make me cum Sannie…” you feel yourself shaking as he tips you onto your back, propping himself above you as he starts thrusting into you with force.  

“Gonna fuck you full of my cum!” he cries out, and you wrap your legs around him.  “Give it all to me, San…baby please!” you moan and you feel another orgasm rip through you, tightening you around him as you lift your hips off the bed.  “FUC–” he manages before he clenches his jaw and presses you down hard into the bed, trying to get as deep as he can as he bursts inside of you. “Uhhhgnn!” he says unintelligibly as you writhe under him, digging into his shoulders as you hold on, feeling him pump every drop within you.  He pulls back just to thrust forward again, causing you to cry out.  You watch him as he pulls his lips in, his face contorting as he does it again, then once more, making sure to empty everything he has.  

Once you both untense and he collapses on you, you nuzzle into him and curl around his larger form.  “Baby…” he whispers, kissing along your neck and chin, then to your mouth.  He pulls back to look at you, laughing when you hide your face.  “Are you being shy now?” he asks and you nod against him.  “Awww…but baby…I loved waking up like that.  You’re so sexy…fuck….I can’t wait to do the same thing to you…” he murmurs into your ear and he gasps as you clench around him at the thought.  “Ooohhh I unlocked a new kink, huh?” he tickles you and you can’t help but giggle.  

As much as you were embarrassed at the moment, you couldn’t wait until he surprised you the same way. 

[absolutebl]

This Week In BL

April 2021 Part 5

Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs.

Ongoing Series - Thai

Close Friend Ep 2 (JaFirst) - First is a cat. No actually a cat. It was WEIRD. Cute, but creeping towards beastiality. It reminded me of that strange series out of China (@heretherebedork says Youth in the Breeze). The most amusing thing to me was that the cat used Thai formal linguistic register when of course cats would use informal rude guu mueng with EVERYONE. No cat would use pom. Don’t be ridiculous, Thailand. 

Second Chance Ep 5 - still invested, things progressed for all 3 couples, in one direction or another. They cuties. I love them. Carry on. 

Y-Destiny Ep 5 - the “virgin scoreboard” is gonna make the seme real hard to redeem with this pairing. If they bother. This might be a life lesson episode. What does it remind me of? Oh yes. Kids. *SHUDDER* Point of interest: did you notice Team uses ha with Mon? What a pushy flirt. 

Lovely Writer Ep 10 - honestly I just love it when Poppy shows up in anything, why is he such a delightful screen presence? (Gene’s brother) Sorry, distracted. What happened in this one? Oh, ya know, stuff and things. Family drama. (It is just me or have they been giving us some long ass episodes lately?) Obligatory beach trip activated. (Result = dumb probability mathematics jokes.) Next week it looks like we have Keeping Actor’s Closeted 101. You know the Casting Couch? This is the Casting Closet. 

Fish Upon The Sky Ep 4 - early stage confession, how fun. It’s not unprecedented it just usually means we are in 4 act structure, not 3, which means Fish might go more serious than I thought. Honestly? I’m losing interest mostly because I’ve gone from mild annoyance to active dislike of Pi. Happened to me with Tine too. They better redeem this obtuse tsundere uke soon or he’s not tsundere at all he’s just a jackwit. 

Brothers Ep 13 fin - a kiss and the family finds out about the not-so-brotherly brothers, drama, graduation, THE END. My side-dish happy heart made thumps over Q + delivery boy, I’m sad they got so little screen time. My babies KhunKaow did get a tiny coming out sequence as such. I’m seriously considering doing myself a bootleg of just the KhunKaow plot, but that means I’d have to rewatch the whole darn series and I can’t STAND the idea. Which should give you insight into how not good this show it. Very NOT good. Must we get a season 2? Please stop now, Line. 

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

HIStory 4: Close To You (Taiwan) Ep 7 - Muren is the cutest peanut and anyone who says otherwise can fight me, although they probably have to go through Licheng first. I was NOT invested in these two at the beginning, but as a couple? They own my soul. The other storyline is still the dumpster fire that I can’t decide to roast marshmallows over (knowing they’ll get tinged with eu de trash) or flee from in horror clutching my pearls and my nose. H4 continues to provide the quality psyche torture I’ve come to expect from this franchise. *sarcastic thumbs up*  *** A word on seeing Boxiang show up (side dish from H3:MODC). It was an unexpected pleasure, I loved his pairing (May/December is a winner for me *glares at Method*) but I do think it was a bone from the franchise telling us that we are never getting that spin-off or reboot that people yearn for. However, how AWESOME that Licheng has someone to go to and ask about topping properly. Otherwise he’s sure to have screwed it up. (Pun intended.) 

Papa & Daddy (Tailwan) Ep 1-2 - this came out of nowhere and is ADORABLE. Applies a ton of BL tropes (cheek kiss, his closet, B&W stripes, drag baby around, boop) but what IS it? More slice of gay domesticity than romance. Like 2019′s Kinou Nani Tabeta? or currently airing Close Friend. I enjoy this style, very wholesome, but I’m not sure what to call it. (Bonus points for cutie lesbians.) A bit weird to have a kid with your partner and STILL not be out to your parents. I hope they aren’t going to throw in a break up for dramatic effect. 

My Lascivious Boss (Vietnam) Ep 4 - I’m really enjoying this series. It’s unabashedly queer, although there’s some problematic stuff lurking under the wig. How it ends is gonna dictate if they handled this stylishly. But hot damn the leads ZING on screen together and their crackling prank-flirting is a joy to watch. 

Word of Honor (China) Ep 31-33 - moving into the home stretch. Big rescue and the band is back together (presumably for the final slaughter). Then a death! *this is my shocked face* Did I tear up? Of course I did. 4 act structure is designed for maximum pathos during the final 1/4. Did we all faint from the symbolism of the love token hair stick being gently thrust into Ah Xu’s bun? Sure we did. All that and sill I’m flagging. This is a long-arse show. Save me, Korea, with your iItsy bitsy teenie weenie...

Nobleman Ryu’s Wedding (Korea) Ep 5-6 - I am getting such strong 12th Night vibes from this. Tae Hyung is now brigadier of BL’s historical himbo brigade. (To be deployed whenever you are in need of poetry or a cut sleeve.) This show is all ridiculous charm and I LOVE it. Although, five seconds of Lee Sang is not enough Lee Sang. I had to immediately rewatch Wish You. 

Gossip

Nitiman gave us an actor intro BTS teaser. 

Kang In Soo (AKA Kyang Insoo) posted a cute behind the photo shoot of Nobleman Ryu’s Wedding plus a silly interview with Jang Eui Soo on his YouTube channel (you should subscribe, it’s a fun channel, his fitness regime is both insane and inspiring). 

My Engineer 2 dropped a couch interview with the boys but it feels like one that was filmed a while ago (oh and no subs).  

STARTING SOON: Nitiman, Love Area, Top Secret Together, Be Loved in House, & I Promised You The Moon  

Nitiman (Thai) May 7, One 31. University set, moons, engineering students, enemies to lovers, adapted. - Looks to be a solid 2 Moons knock off, I’m in.

Love Area (Thai) May 8, AIS Play, 10 eps total. Restaurant set, stars Pak Chavitpong (the only good thing about Cupid Coach) and the OST is sung by Jeff Satur (Ingredients). - It’s boys in love revolving around food = my kryptonite, try to stop me from watching this probable trash. 

Top Secret Together (Thai) May 14, Line TV. 5 couples, one IRL (Newyear from I Am Your King), story arcs revolve around secrets.  - I’m getting fatigued by these multi-couple sampler pack dramas, but I’ll try it for Newyear’s sake.  

Be Loved in House: I Do (Taiwan YES!) May 20, Viki. Office set, relationships prohibited at work by a new boss, one of the employees is determined to figure out why. Grumpy/tsundere pairing so loads of drama. - I am so flipping excited for this one. A 4th BL series from Taiwan in less than a year? That’s unprecedented. GO BABY ISLAND GO! 

I Promised You the Moon (Thai) May 27, Line TV. Follow up to I Told Sunset About You with the boys now at university. - I won’t be watching this as I have yet to finish season 1. 

Possibly Gameboys season 2.  - Rumors are all over the place right now on this. 

Next Week Looks Like This: 

Some shows may be listed later than actual air date for International accessibility reasons. 

Upcoming 2021 BL master post here.

Links to watch are provided when possible, ask in a comment if I missed something.

[mrsgaryrennell]

I don't understand the hate some Bobby stans have for Gary. They're always whining about how he's not loyal and never acts mature when he's involved in drama but Bobby's the same, even worse in my opinion. He never took responsibility for Operation Nope even though he was the one who snitched on the plan and it was his mastermind idea. It's his responsibility to mend the aftermath of the Nope drama but NO! It's MC doing it instead and then he has the nerve to be all disappointed when things aren't solved. Literally any other girl's feelings comes before MC's. He never apologized for doing couply things, flirting, cuddling and caring more about Lottie than he did with us and when you confront him, he just acts all suspicious. He's constantly seeking reassurance but can't return it and when you reject him on a none Bobby route, he's still persistent and it's straight up creepy but they think it's cute and romantic...🤨 Gary at least respects being put in the friendzone when you're not on his route and if you are, he at the end was at least aware that he hadn't been the best partner but what did Bobby give us? Called us fit then booped our nose, like?????? I don't understand the mindset to slander Gary to make Bobby look good. How can you hate one man child then be madly in love with another one who's older and even more immature?? Make it make sense.

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk? Rant? Call it whatever I just really needed to get all of that off my chest after being seeing some shit on reddit😞😩

Ma’am 💀💀💀

That’s was one hell of a rollercoaster and 😂😂 I’m laughing because I completely agree.

First of all, I think it’s ridiculous that there are fanfics that have to villainize and make other existing characters OOC to make the other guy look like a saint. If the anatgonist is in character and it makes sense, then it’s totally cool but I’ve seen a handful of Bobby fics that have taken that trope and readers parade the hate for the other characters btw like 💀 idek why. But I know there’s so many Bobby stans that are just the sweetest and most kind people I’ve ever spoken to but MAN haha there are some toxic ones 😬 and that particular group of Bobby stans make the rest look bad, it’s a shame really

Now, as far as Bobby as a character. Well, I must say that yes, he does seem a bit sketchy because of the whole Nope thing 😐 like, he’s with Priya on doing ON but then snitches about it later lol and when Priya’s dumped, he’s with Lottie and agrees to bring Nope together???? Like come on, which side are you on, buddy.

And oooofff girl 😩 THANK YOU haha someone brought that up! Yes! Bobby seems to not understand that MC isn’t interested in him if you’re on a non-Bobby route. If a guy irl was that insisting as Bobby with me 💀 hunnyyy lol I’d be lowkey watchful of him. It’s sweet that he has a crush on MC in all routes but the fact that he heavily insinuates every goddamn time he’s around MC it’s like

Wtf lol and with Gary, yessss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 gorilla boi is respectful a f 😭 he will back off and silently pin for MC which, to me, makes it more angsty like damn 🥺

I love the TED talks girl keep them coming lol 💛

[bravomckenzie]

I honestly get why Lucas doesn’t like Bobby. I’d be annoyed if some kid wouldn’t stop hanging out with my partner, knowing they were in love with them. And the fact that Olivia is like: "BOOPS! I MISSED YOU MY SOULMATE!" Everytime she sees him

valid! but also note, lucas disliked bobby even before the whole jealousy factor came in! he’s always found him annoying & immature! he hasn’t said that directly yet but.... spoiler.... he will. but yeah his frustration is valid!! it’s supposed to be. ive said it before but it’s important for you to be able to still feel sorry for the story to work! that’s ominous now but you’ll get it later (anyone who knows the Tea can confirm for you). so yeah it’s purposely written to not completely villainize him!! you’re also supposed to be questioning liv’s decisions. shes not innocent in all of this in the slightest!! you’re going to see her grow a lot by the time this thing is over.

also olivia’s reaction to seeing bobby is based on my own personal experiences with a long distance friendship!!! my best friend lives in missouri and im down in texas (yeah yeah i know i talk about texas too much). we met on twitter in 2013 and we’ve only ever gotten to see each other irl three times and the rush you feel when you get to see each other is on another level.

i offer you this video of us meeting for the first time because i think it would help ppl understand her excitement to see him 🖤

[the--gay-agenda]

my platonic gf made me do this (even tho she’s not on tumblr rn)

1. What is you middle name? - San Roque

2. How old are you? - 16

3. When is your birthday? - November 11, 2002

4. What is your zodiac sign? - Sun: Scorpio Moon: Aquarius

5. What is your favorite color? - Dark colors in general (mostly maroon, blue and monochrome)

6. What’s your lucky number? - 11 or 13

7. Do you have any pets? - 3 dogs (but i rlly take care of 1)

8. Where are you from? - Philippines, Metro Manila 

9. How tall are you? - 5’5” and a half

10. What shoe size are you? - I think 9-10 (???)

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 3 (4 if u include my school shoes)

12. What was your last dream about? - I was in school and we were peforming for a rlly big event (it was shitty)

13. What talents do you have? - I can play the guitar, barely sing, sorta dance, and some chinese 

14. Are you psychic in any way? - When it comes to my sister, and some romantic situations irl, and i can predict scenes from movies i havent seen

15. Favorite song? oh god that’s hard, the soundtracks for both heathers and six, every song in my g a y playlist in spotify (king princess, joji, billie eilish, rizha, etc.)

16. Favorite movie? - The girl king (despite the annoying power dynamic0 and heathers (despite the cringe) and almost every marvel movie

17. Who would be your ideal partner? - @alexconfusion if u weren’t such a fuqing baby (fyi, @alexgoestosleep i wont steal them from u, they’re just sorta my ideal type)

18. Do you want children? - Like one or two (girls preferably)

19. Do you want a church wedding? - Hell nah (but ill be fine either way)

20. Are you religious? - Sorta (raised a catholic, but my faith waivers)

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? - Nope just visited folks

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? - nah

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? - Regine velasquez at snr once

24. Baths or showers? - showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? - Im not wearin socks rn, but if i were, grey

26. Have you ever been famous? - Does having 392 followers in tumblr consider being famous??

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? - Yes and no

28. What type of music do you like? - Smth with guitars, maybe even synth-pop or smth. and some classical shit

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? - Nope, and never will

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? - 2, 3 if im with my bro

31. What position do you usually sleep in? - On either side with a pillow to hug

32. How big is your house? - Just 1 floor, a small backyard, and a front porch (i think idk filipino houses are hard to explain)

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? - Coffee and bread, instant noodles if i feel like it

34. Have you ever fired a gun? - Do airsoft guns count?

35. Have you ever tried archery? - Nah, but id love to

36. Favorite clean word? - boop

37. Favorite swear word? - shit, fuck,cunt, bitch, faggot (i call my friend like that never as an offense its just our thing) 

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? - 36 hours or maybe even 48

39. Do you have any scars? -A scar on my right arm cuz of a vaccine

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Sorta, but he was a guy and a creep and a bitch so...

41. Are you a good liar? - sorta

42. Are you a good judge of character? - Maybe idk

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? - I have a very bad butchered british accent that sounds like im crunching in some scottish or smth

44. Do you have a strong accent? - Not that i know of

45. What is your favorite accent? - British and australian

46. What is your personality type? - Resting bitch face, quiet but a rlly good friend (apparently) im sorta clingy and hyper sometimes

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? - I think my prom dress, other than that, my giordano long sleeves

48. Can you curl your tongue? - sorta

49. Are you an innie or an outie? - innie

50. Left or right handed? - left

51. Are you scared of spiders? - As long as they’re small im good, i fear the big ones

52. Favorite food? - Japanese food, some korean food, pasta, ribs, and sisig

53. Favorite foreign food? - ^ (except for sisig) 

54. Are you a clean or messy person? - An organized mess

55. Most used phrased? - Is it gay?

56. Most used word? - gay

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? - 20-30 mins, i try to prepare everything the day before

58. Do you have much of an ego? - Idk, i think not

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? - suck

60. Do you talk to yourself? - Yes, too many fucking times

61. Do you sing to yourself? - In the shower its great 10/10 would recommend

62. Are you a good singer? - Sorta?? Depends on the style of the song

63. Biggest Fear? - Socializing online idk lmao

64. Are you a gossip? - Depends on who im gossiping with, but not too much lol

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? - Idk, none of them are rlly great

66. Do you like long or short hair? - short

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? - Binch no, i aint american

68. Favorite school subject? - Social studies

69. Extrovert or Introvert? - Introvert but im a bit of both sorta

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? - no

71. What makes you nervous? - people

72. Are you scared of the dark? - nope

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? - Yes, especially when it comes to talking in english, im a grammar nazi

74. Are you ticklish? - yes,Stomach, sides, neck, feet, and certain parts on my back

75. Have you ever started a rumor? - nope

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? - I was the secretary of my class last year, and ive been the leader for our thesis

77. Have you ever drank underage? - Does wine count? (only during new year tho)

78. Have you ever done drugs? - nope

79. Who was your first real crush? - I honestly dont know, but i think it was this one girl named Renee (nuffsaid)

80. How many piercings do you have? - Before one for each ear, i lost them now so none

81. Can you roll your Rs? - If i need to, like if its a spanish name or smth

82. How fast can you type? - Idk,

83. How fast can you run? - Sorta fast thanks to my legs, but my stamina is hella short so not long

84. What color is your hair? - A mix of brown and sorta like bronze (this one particular part of my hair especially)

85. What color is your eyes? - brown

86. What are you allergic to? - none

87. Do you keep a journal? - Im starting to rn

88. What do your parents do? - Both of them have their own businesses

89. Do you like your age? - Yea i guess, unless my parents start comparing my maturity with my age

90. What makes you angry? --A lot of things (im moody), esp. When my sis starts judging what i like

91. Do you like your own name? -Sorta, i mean a lot of ppl mispronounce my name and make fun of it when u add my last name to it

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? - honestly idk, but i plan to name them with confusing names (or not idk)

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? - Both girls

94. What are you strengths? - Maybe that i’m honest esp when def needed, i have this motherly side (sorta), i know a lot of shit

95. What are your weaknesses? - Im clingy, im socially awkward, im easily demotivated, idk how emotions work

96. How did you get your name? - There was a joke that my mom thought i was gonna be a boy so they named me jonathan, but since i was a girl and jonathan tan was gonna be redundant, they added mae as my second name, removed the -than and now its J**** Mae Tan

97. Were your ancestors royalty? - Not that i know of, but one of my ancestors was an important figure in the revolution in my country so.... yea

98. Do you have any scars? - On my right arm cuz of a vaccine

99. Color of your bedspread? - I share a bed with my siblings (sadly) but rn its blue

100. Color of your room? - With my siblings, eggshell white or smth, but i wanted the color sky blue once i get my own room

[qasian-tech-support]

Answer every question that ends or begins with a 1 or a 3 (sly smile)

1. What is you middle name?

Muega-Azekiel. My mom's from the Philippines and apparently it's a tradition to give a son his mother's maiden name.  My parents are also somewhat religious (not like *too* religious. What I mean by that is if I were to say that I was, like bisexual or asexual or even an atheist, they wouldn't pull the "YOURE GOING TO HELL" card.) and my dad wanted me to have the same initials as my brother Shauz. One day in church, the preacher was talking about Ezekiel and my dad was like "Hey, why don't we just change the E to an A?" (Also, a little freebie about me: my initials spell SMAD.)

3. When is your birthday?

It's really easy to remember! It's 2/22/02 (DD/MM/YY).

10. What shoe size are you?

About 10 1/2 US Male

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I own most of the shoes that I've worn growing up, but if you mean the ones that fit me and that I actively wear, 3; a pair of old white tennis shoes, a newer pair of black canvas flats, and a pair of flip flops

12. What was your last dream about?

I couldn't explain it if I tried. My dreams get weirder every day. Sometimes my head's like a goddamn television that's channel surfing. (I vaguely remember a shirtless guy running down a street flailing his arms though??? I've never seen the dude before, I don't think.)

13. What talents do you have?

Self deprecation and over complication (have you read my bio). Though, I'm not really sure. I guess remembering some video game trivia, but not necessarily when I need to.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Even though I'm a variety trainer, I like to think of myself more of a grass or water type trainer, but I don't mind the occasional Psychic type addition to the team. Gardevoir's a great example.

15. Favorite song?

Fuuuuuck. Why are these so tough??? I can't really think of a specific one, but Rolling Girl feat Hatsune Miku (produced by wowaka) stands out. The lyrics are like one huge "big mood poem".

16. Favorite movie?

Already answered ^_−☆

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Someone who would understand why I do and don't do some things. I'm not the best at communication or communicating my emotions/what's on my mind. Someone who would share my love for things like video games and other things. But in all honesty, I don't really know.

18. Do you want children?

At this stage in my life, I'm not really sure.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Maybe??? Again, haven't really thought about it.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Only through visiting people so far.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

No, none that I can think of

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two. One really long memory foam one and a comfy Pikachu pillow.

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

Have you ever seen the stereotypical crime scene victim outline? Like that. But I move around a lot, so I sleep on my sides or on my stomach often.

32. How big is your house?

5 bedroom (originally 3; my dad built onto it around the time I was born), two bathroom, single floor. I live in a relatively small town in Tennessee, so houses tend to be a little bigger than I think you would see in cities.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Schools started back up, so I either have a bagel or waffle.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Only BB guns. I haven't fired a real gun.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

Yeah, I like it, but I don't have easy access to it since I don't own a bow that's my size.

36. Favorite clean word?

[Why are these so tough?] Like in general or as an insult? I guess zero because it's one that I use commonly. As an insult, walnut's pretty high on the list (cough, @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses , cough).

37. Favorite swear word?

I say "shit" a lot. It can have many different meanings depending on how you use it. Excitement ("Holy shit!"), despair ("shiiiiiit...."), surprise ("Shit!!!"), fecal matter ("shit"), et cetera.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

I know I've spent 24 hours without sleep, but I feel like I've gone longer before...

39. Do you have any scars?

I've got some across my lower back from going through a crawl space too fast at my grandma's. As for any others, it depends on if I've had an extremely bad day recently; once winter starts, I feel like I'll have more and it'll be more frequently (can't wait for long sleeve season).

41. Are you a good liar?

When I want to be, yes. I'm able give some things the status of "near fact" in my head. What I mean by that, is I'm able to say some things as easy as if they were the truth. I also try to remember details in my lie and not go too outlandish.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Not well. I used to be able to copy Scottish accents somewhat well. I also went through a BBC phase, where I could mimic British accents fairly well, if I do say so myself (probably not though).

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Yes. The thing that scares me though is I'm not able to tell if they're venomous or if they bite. When I was smol, my elementary school nurse had a chart of spiders in the nurse's station and whether or not they were poisonous. They were in such good detail, too. THAT'S the kind of stuff that can scar a child.

53. Favorite foreign food?

I've already answered 52 with General Tso's chicken, but for the sake of variety I'll say something else. I really like lo mein, but I've been trying to get into sushi recently.

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Oh fuck yes. If the song is in a language that I can't speak, expect some passionate mumbling. Even if the song doesn't have lyrics, you can expect some rambling wubs, doots, na's, bops, boops, and da's.

63. Biggest Fear?

I don't really know. I guess dying without my life being meaningful or not having an impact in someone's life (maybe one that could've helped bring them success) is high on the list.

71. What makes you nervous?

Lots of things. I'm not going to make the list too long, though. Being around new people, small talk irl, and messing up big time come to mind. Oh yeah, being new in a place where a lot of people are already used to the swing of things also makes me nervous and can set off my anxiety. I had that problem when I first joined Reddit, when I first joined Tumblr, when I rejoined Tumblr under this URL, when my friend made me get Snapchat, and when I downloaded Discord. However, it may take one, two, or a few people to help get me going; those people I have a tendency to cling to.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Sometimes (I assume it means when I'm not blatantly proofreading something for someone). I try not to be a dick about it and I try not to when it isn't needed. Like, if someone uses your instead of you're or its instead of it's, I try to look past it. After all, English might not be their first language and it can just make you look like a douche. And as for correcting facts, I try to make sure that I'm correct before I go accidentally spreading misinformation.

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

No. That's a main reason why I'm taking French I and not Spanish I.83. How fast can you run?

"FAST AS FUCK, BOIIIIIII!!!!" jk. I used to run somewhat fast (faster than most people I know), but only for limited distances. I'm not sure if I still can.

91. Do you like your own name?

Yeah, I would say so. I mean, yeah I like my irl name, but I prefer Zero when I'm on the internet.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I'm not really sure. I like to think that I would understand more if I had a son, but I think that having a daughter would rock just as much.

100. Color of your room?

It's like a tan.

Thanks @homestuckorbust !!! It was a lot of fun!

[fxckitup-buttercup]

I was tagged by @caffeinated-bih​ , an ethereal being 

What’s your favourite fashion era in history?

1920′s hands down. i’ve been in love with it since seeing Great Gatsby

What’s your favourite drink? 

as of right now, dr. pepper cream soda. it’s honestly so effing good.

Who’s your crush? 😳🖐️ 

irl? two of my friends that i met online. never met them in person but i can’t wait to 

Best and worst decision you’ve ever made? 

best decision: writing

worst decision: letting toxic ppl into my life, knowing that they were toxic

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? 

somewhere in Europe. specifically, somewhere in the countryside of Ireland

Favourite fictional character? 

Karma Akabane (ofc),  Pray Tell (from Pose), and Jason Todd (DC Comics)

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why? 

teleportation and invisibility because then i can pretty much go anywhere i want while not having to interact with too many people

What’s your favourite animal? Why?

this is gonna sound like such witchcraft but i love black cats, bat, and boop noodles

What kind of hobbies do you have?

writing, reading, watching kill count on youtube, listening to music, and chatting with friends

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?

hmmmm i don’t know. probably my will to life a partner?

My questions

what’s your favorite movie?

do you have a favorite video game to water/play?

what world (fictional or not) would you want to live in?

is there any particular color you wish you see all the time?

do you have any lore from the area you live in?

what’s your least favorite mode of transportation? 

 is there a sound that you really, really like?

 do you believe in aliens?

 how do you feel about wombats?

 what’s your favorite flower?

Imma tag @teamnicedynabitch​ @goshdarnisaidno​ 

anyone can do it, i just don’t know many people on this site 😅

I was tagged by @my-mind-was-lostintranslation, thank you, dearest! 💕

Rules: Answer the 10 questions, write your own 10 questions then tag 10 people.

1. Your favourite season and why.

Fall! I love the colors and the cool air. Also I really like pumpkin and cinnamon scented stuff and fall is when you find the most of it.

2. You get the chance to meet a celebrity. Who would he/she be? And what would you do together?

Bex Taylor-Klaus! They’re so cute, I would literally die. I don’t really care what we do, though.

3. What’s your dream job, if you have one?

Psychiatrist, or something like that. I like writing but I’ve always been told you can’t really make a lot of money off of that. I like dealing with psychology though!

4. Do you have any regrets?

Um...I know I do. Several. None of them are coming to me at the moment though.

5. Who’s your favourite artist?

Alec Benjamin, I fell in love with his music forever ago and I still listen to it. I also really like a YouTuber called ZHC.

6. If you could live in another place which one would you choose?

Anywhere but this hellhole called America. Probably England or France. I’d rather France, but I’m not very fluent in French.

7. Your favourite school subject and what you like the most about it.

English! I don’t really know why I like it, I just hate all other subjects with a passion. History teachers are usually pretty chill too.

8. Do you have a hobby?

An unholy amount of them, yes. Probably my favorites are drawing, writing, and playing music.

How are you spending these days?

Homework. So much homework. Why do I have so much homework?

Are you happy?

I’d say so, yeah. Things could be better I suppose, but I’m happy where I am.

My questions -

What’s your favorite food?

If you could be in any other time period right now, when would it be?

If you could change your name, what would it be?

What’s your biggest accomplishment?

Name at least one dream you have for the future.

Describe your crush, or if you don’t have one you can just tell me about someone you miss.

Tell me about your favorite memory.

Is there anyone you would die for? If not, how far would you go to protect someone close to you?

Who are your top five favorite bands/singers?

What’s your favorite quote and where’s it from? (It can be a funny quote too!)

I’m tagging...

@the-soupiest-artist, @captainbluevibes, @annewrighthglc, @sassy-potato-moose, @rycbar-221b, @bad268, @0castergirl0, @caffeinated-bih, @mysticmessofcrap and @haikyuuwriting

None of you have to do it, I just really love all of you guys!