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envolvenuances · 2 months ago

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Shakira Ojos Así is my most mocked childhood misheard lyrics she sings "viajé de Baréin hasta Beirute" but with my five year old geography knowledge I thought it was so cool a song was basically about my parents and confidently go "viajé de Brasil hasta Perú" and thought the adults clapping around me agreed it was so nice THE Shakira made a song for me. don't remember when I learnt I was the joke but felt so betrayed

#me age 5: it's not that far there's a border #my sister who knows Bahrain and Lebanon have no border: that's why she can make the travel!!#worst is I already knew many people who had been to Beirute visiting family #I blame my spaniard blood it wishes it was arab so badly

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