#I blame @jcryptid for this

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SPOILERS FOR MAGNUS SEASON 5

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holy shit…just finished Magnus and omg this is one of my favourite things of media ever!! I love horror and this is the type of narrative combined with horror I want.

Anyway here’s my funny haha summary of season 5!

- here we go last season

- SASHA???? TIM!!!!! WTH IS GOING ON

- TGE TONAL SHIFT IS FUCKING INSANE

- “Double boss :D” I MISS TIM

- GERTRUDE WANTED IT TO BE SASHA

- JERGEN MOTHERFUCKING LITENER

- “It’s quiet here and I have you” STOP I LOVE THEM

- HE SAID I LOVE YOU HE SAID I LOVE YOU STOP

- JERRY MY BOIIII

- TIM AND SASHA TIM AND SASHA STOP I MISS THEM

- “Tim” “Saaaashhhhhaaaaaaaa”

- OMG I STOP TIM AND SASHA ARE SUCH A VIBE

- WTF IS WITH THE GUNS BRUHHH

- Martin is so real for not wanting to answer the phone

- Jon is post apocalyptic google lol

- I love how Jon just ends up getting random stories

- HELEN MY GIRLIE

- Helen is a jon Martin shipper and I love that for her

- “I am not and have never been adorable” oh shush Jon you scrunkly man

- “BBYYYYYEEEEEEE” Simon is the silliest goober

- Helen wanting to witness the murders is such a mood

- BASIRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Daisy really nomed jon

- Rest in Piece daisy (I still like Tim more then u)

- THE EYE SPY GAME SHUT UP CREEPY LAUGHING IT WAS CUTE

- OMG THEY THE SCOOBY GANG SOBBING

- FRENCH MAN!!!!!

- OMG DR DOE HEY GIRLIE

- Lmao Georgie and Melanie have a cult that’s so iconic

- “The ceaseless watchers special little boi”

- JON ASKING ABOUT THE CAT IS SO FUNNY PLZ

- Melanie and Martins conversation is wholesome and hilarious and I love them

- I CALLED ELIAS PRE MAGNUS BEING A STONER LMAO

- HES SUCH A DORK PLZ I LOVE HIM

- Sassy sarcastic Martin is iconic (he’s me fr fr)

- HELP I CANT TAKE ANNABELLES DEEP SCARY VOICE SERIOUSLY LMAO

- THE FUCKING LIGHTER FROM SEASON 1 BRUHHHHH

- bro dimensions it’s getting a little weird and a little wild.

- “Shocker I have self esteem issues what’s the point?” HES SO ME

- MARTIN WITH A KNIFE MARTIN WITH A KNIFE MARTIN WITH A KNIFE

Episode 200:

- here we go

- *creepy violin music*

- Omg hi jonahhhhh

- Just 2 dudes having an epic convo in a penopticon (I can’t spell lmao)

- FUCK YEAH FOR SASHA AND TIM!!!!!

- FUCK U JONAH SUCKED IN BITCH

- NOOO JONNNNNN

- Oh wait he chill

- THE EFFECTS ON HIS VOICE!!!

- Story time with Jon :D!!!

- Oooooo fear backstory!!!

- JON U WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK TO THE PLAN YOU DICK

- JON YOUR AN IDIOT!!

- I GOT MY JON MARTIN SMOOCH BUT THIS ISNT HOW I WANTED IT!!!

- THEY GOT PULLED INTO THE PORTAL TOGETHER THATS WHAT IM ACCEPTING

- ADMIRAL!!!

- holy shit…

- Bye basira