#I bet vampires were early adopters of indoor plumbing for toilets
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gingerblivet · 8 months ago
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TIL that the Common Vampire Bat begins to pee out the water from its meal within two minutes of beginning to feed
Which makes sense, given that blood is effectively cells swimming in a plasma soup which is almost entirely water, and the bats would need to shed that extra weight quickly in order to get back home.
Still, this has some… interesting implications for contemporary vampire fiction, if I’m being honest
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