#I bet vampires were early adopters of indoor plumbing for toilets
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TIL that the Common Vampire Bat begins to pee out the water from its meal within two minutes of beginning to feed
Which makes sense, given that blood is effectively cells swimming in a plasma soup which is almost entirely water, and the bats would need to shed that extra weight quickly in order to get back home.
Still, this has some… interesting implications for contemporary vampire fiction, if I’m being honest
#I bet vampires were early adopters of indoor plumbing for toilets#or really invested in the chamber pot market before that#I mean probably the humanoid vampires wouldn’t need to process blood THAT quickly so long as they didn’t need to become bats right away#come to think of it#the magic that lets them turn into bats also has to work on any blood they consume#or else they’re gonna have A Problem#bats#vampires#thoughts#vampire bats#cw blood#blood
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