#I believe that Blitzo def loves Loona
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More bleh bleh bleh:
Blitzø is a better dad than Stolas but doesn’t get credit for it — Blitzø put his daughter’s health over saving Stolas’s ass bc who wouldn’t assume the bird could defend himself while a direct threat was posed against him, especially after saving IMP in a huge display of power and strength? Stolas can’t remember something he promised to his daughter that was supposed to be fun in light of a divorce with his wife. PAIMON is a better dad than Stolas — he could tell his son was sad and did something he believed would cheer his son up TWICE (took him to the circus and got his son a friend ((yes I know that whole purchasing Blitzø was awful I’m not an insensitive idiot thx))) and was even able to tell the difference between which imp his son was infatuated with (Fizz was more talented yet Paimon saw that Stolas liked Blitzø) while Stolas couldn’t even tell that Octavia crying in fear over RoboFizz was legit fearful crying instead of “tears of joy” (wtf).
Stolas is barely above Crimson on the shit dad tier list. Fight me. Mammon isn’t Fizzarolli’s dad and was clearly abusive but EVEN HE was more invested in Fizz than Stolas is with Octavia.
#Helluva boss critical#anti Stolas#I believe that Blitzo def loves Loona#Paimon actually tried when it was clearly not in his wheelhouse#but Stolas is touted as a fantastic dad bc he gives lip service#the disconnect!!! Is astounding!!!
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