#I back

[kamilyflyswatter34]

Oh hi there, where am I?

*the giant fucking scorpion asked*

(Luth, 8'8)

Kamily: my name is kamily the beaver flyswatter i know why i am call beaver flyswatter bc i have a tail beaver haha.. soooo who are you?

[picha-678]

Ну, привет, я вернулся, я скучал по этому месту и хочу провести здесь немного времени!/Well hello, I'm back, I missed this place and I want to spend some time here!

[nekokiwimaru]

hi :3

[keepingitformyself]

hey gays and theys!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[teffiebell]

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[lucidloving]

@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[shadow-queens-blog]

hey does this make sense? am i reaching?

[toastbutteregg]