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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 4 months ago

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Was in an “I need to do something fun, novel, and mildly dangerous right NOW or I am going to self-destruct” kind of mood so I got a waffle cone locally then walked an hour or two to Target and Big Lots, bought some stuff I needed, and carried it back from 8:30–10:00. I saw the moon! It is very orange. Very beautiful. Very powerful.

I got a file folder for important documents and some Command strips and hooks from Target; and a denim chindi rug, an over-door organizer, and some pretty butterfly depression glasses, which I assume are for liquor from Big Lots.

I also helped some kids cross the street because they were unsure how crosswalks worked; and I gave a few dollars to a lady holding a sign who needed it to support her kids. Honestly I liked doing those things more than the actual shopping but I am quite pleased with my denim chindi rug. It’s pretty.

#Adventures with Tarrie #I hate it when nothing interesting happens on the way to the store so this was a treat getting TWO interesting things.#And of course there’s the whole walking home at night thing where it’s basically me marching through town at 3 mph #threateningly staring down cars and any crevice in which a person could possibly hide #When it comes to normal social situations I freeze up #but when it comes to potential danger I’m like “Where the FUCK are all the creeps #Come and GET ME. I dare you to lay ONE finger on me. I DARE you. See what happens. I will bite your entire fucking HAND off.”#I’m not afraid of walking at night. It just fills me with bloodlust and makes me want someone to try me more than usual #I am such a feral animal. As soon as I step foot outside the mask drops and all social norms go out the window #I saw someone’s little surveillance camera turn on with a green light on the way home so I stopped and waved at it #with my two giant bags of purchased items on each arm #I stopped and ceremoniously bowed to the moon in front of passing cars #I always haul ass on crosswalks #Constantly talking to myself and the animals and occasionally trilling at things #And I walk FAST over any kind of terrain

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