#I am so baffled by the desire to cover serious topics in this...this incredibly goofy way

[iztarshi]

TMNT Archie is like. The turtles are in Tibet to visit Splinter's spiritual teacher the Charlie Llama. The turtles have met a four armed tiger on the way there. The turtles need to look out for Chinese military patrols because ever since the anti-communist uprising of 1959 was crushed Tibet has been forced to live under their repressive measures. The Charlie Llama has been kidnapped by an evil enchanter. The monks that form the Charlie Llama's private choir are monkeys. The evil enchanter is working for the Chinese militia. With the Charlie Llama in their power the Chinese militia can force him to declare he is not the reincarnation of Buddha and discredit him, lessening the power he holds which is the centre of Tibetan resistance. The Charlie Llama is a literal llama and no one is commenting on this. The Charlie Llama dies to escape Chinese power and leave his reincarnation (not a llama) free.