#I am not actually constructing a superiority complex above all Sam fans.

[scuba-divers]

I know a surprising amount of people are down bad for Sam the Sea Anemone of all characters.

But I am down badder, and I don't even feel sexual attraction. This is all platonic and romantic baby. I start giggling and kicking my feet whenever I am watching a video on KinitoPET and whoever is playing opens the Web World portion, excited for when they open Ready Repair. I, yes, I, made the FIRST Sam avatar for VRchat and made TWO betas and a shitpost redress of one of the betas that are still going around on VRchat, so I currently have four Sam avatars that I made and I am planning on making a fifth. I have a Sam cosplay W.I.P. I have a shit load of Sam drawings that I will never post in my IBISpaint files. I think about him so much it makes me stressed sometimes. I get uncomfortable after wearing any avatar in VRchat that isn't either my sona or, you guessed it, Sam. Fucking hell, my favorite animals are sea anemones and it's BECAUSE OF SAM. I AM KNOWN AS AND REFERRED TO AS 'Sam' IN VRCHAT. MULTIPLE OF MY FRIENDS LITERALLY PERCEIVE ME AS SAM I.R.L. APPARENTLY DUE TO HOW I ACT??

I am THE Sam fan. I will EAT HIM. Sea anemones are edible.